Thread 940020083

your thoughts?

>>940020083 (OP)
Go back to /pol/ you obese niggerfaggot, that's my only thought

>>940020083 (OP)
About what? I just see random responses to something with no context.

I think we won't know true harmony in the universe until dogs learn to share

>>940020083 (OP)
instead of thoughts I can give you my knowledge based on 60 years of first-hand experience:


sexually accomplished self-confident men generally prefer a petite woman with petite breasts. I'm not talking about children's breasts. I'm talking about a smaller handful

whereas sexually inexperienced men whose only real experience with women revolves around their mother will always gravitate to gigantic breasts


FIXATION ON LARGE BREASTS: THE SUREST SIGN OF A MAN WHO BARELY EVER GETS ANY SNATCH IF ANY AT ALL

I'm thinkin' bout them Browns again...

>>940020083 (OP)
go back nigger. stop shitting up /b/ with your bullshit

>>940020227
I like this forced meme but I worry its secret logposting
>t. cherry clear anon

>>940020083 (OP)

AND OF COURSE I'M 100% AWARE THERE'S A TENDENCY FOR MEN TO INSIST I'M WRONG

because by agreeing with me they will be admitting bay don't get any pussy

or very little at most

BUT I'M NOT WRONG. I'M 100% CORRECT

BIG TIT FIXATION = inexperienced men with mommy issues

>>940020254
even Andy hates Browns...

>>940020083 (OP)

HOW I KNOW™

ASK ANY WOMAN
And they will tell you the exact same thing I just said

women are completely familiar with the unresolved mommy issue psychology


which is why those guys never score

And if they do
It's always with a fat ugly pig

because women aren't interested in becoming your next mommy

they know how to spot the guy who's looking for another mommy

And they avoid you guys like the plague

In fact I am sitting in a hospital ICU room right now and one of the nurses just overheard my conversation and I asked her "women can spot the man who's looking for a mommy easily, can't they?"


her answer: "from a mile away and you're right. we avoid them"

isn't that coincidental?

>>940020471
Are you in the ICU for yourself? It's something terminal, I hope?

that's EGG ZACK LEE™
why you big tit obsessed losers
use creepy terms about "milkers"

then you ask each other to joint in homosexual mutual masturbation on discord

It's because you guys never get any pussy

It's because you're only experienced with women revolves around your mommy so you don't know the difference

And you're too dumb to realize women can spot you from a mile away

>>940020557
nobody's surprised that you're unhappy to finally hear the truth

>>940020557


generally speaking most people aren't particularly pleased to have the truth rubbed in their face once and for all


they find it easier to try to brush it off or pretend they're not getting the message

or make jokes about hoping to truth teller dies


AGAIN: MEN WHO NEVER GET ANY PUSSY AND HAVE UNRESOLVED MOMMY ISSUES ALWAYS GRAVITATE TO BIG TITS


whereas sexually accomplished self-confident man almost always prefer smaller breasts. sorry

because we know small or breasts won't need Band-Aids to protect them from dragging on the sidewalk next year

>>940020557

I was about to fall asleep but then they came in and wanted me to ambulate and walk around because believe it or not I'm being discharged tomorrow after having heart surgery yesterday

And it's important I play an active role in getting back up on my feet and moving

So they had the walker and two very very cool respiratory occupational therapy AIDS helping me and I told them let's get rid of the walker and I LITERALLY DANCED MY ELVIS DANCE AROUND THE ENTIRE FLOOR

And when I say Elvis dance I'm talking about the young 1957 Elvis

I love being weird

when I was a kid it used to really bother me that everybody thought I was weird and no matter how hard I tried to fit in, they seemed to think I was even weirder


So at the age of 12 I took LSD and I realized
I'M GOING TO PERFECT THIS BEING WEIRD THING

And I turned it into a art form motherfuckers

BIG TITS ARE FOR LOSERS THAT NEVER GET ANY PUSSY AND THEY WANT A MOMMY


THEY'RE NOT LOOKING FOR AN EQUAL LIFE COMPANION THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A MOMMY

THAT'S WHY WOMEN AVOID THOSE MEN

IT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO FIND A LOSER WITH THE LADIES

HE'LL ALWAYS WANT BIG TITS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOMMY AND A LIFE COMPANION LOVER

>>940020282

I also found out that it appears I've got lung cancer perhaps

But I'm not scared at all
The biopsy is being scheduled
and either way I don't give a flying fuck

I HAD SO MUCH FUN OVER THESE PAST 60 SOMETHING YEARS

I literally got away with murder
(dude I slayed that pussy hard)

I murdered hundreds of vaginas I met all of my rock and roll heroes and I've helped thousands of animals at least at least a thousand animals if not more I have rescued in one way or another

So I lived my life with integrity

I couldn't care less about being arrested or ugly mugshots or lol cows that's perfectly fine with me

BECAUSE I'M MASTERED NOT GIVING A DAMN WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD

That's why these people don't seem to realize
I ENJOY IT
BRING IT ON I ENJOY IT
I'M MOTHERFUCKING BULLETPROOF BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK LOL

And none of them had the courage to admit they've never looked a woman in the eyes and asked her out on a date

they don't have the courage to admit they're just simply scared


I'M MOTHERFUCKING BULLETPROOF

And it's not certain that it's lung cancer at this point we're going to do biopsy and determine if it's benign

But I'm not afraid at all

I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS CLOWN


But there's two things I've never been:
A LIAR OR A COWARD

>>940020282

But if you'll ever notice the big tit threads all consist of the exact same behavior:

Men asking other men to masturbate with them in a homosexual act on discord in private

or session or kick or whatever

HETEROSEXUAL MAN DON'T ASK OTHER GUYS TO JACK OFF WITH THEM


WE DON'T ASK OTHER GUYS TO TELL US MORE WHILE WE'RE STROKING

THAT'S CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY

>>940020134
Faggot kill yer self

And although it seems weird to picture a 60-year-old ass clown joke loser like me being a good dancer......


THAT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I GOT SO MUCH PUSSY IN MY LIFE

because dancing is the human mating ritual in which we demonstrate our sexual prowess on the dance floor

That's how the women know which man can fuck the best

he'll be the best dancer

>>940021193

FINALLY!! THERE YOU ARE!!!


okay now I want to hear your thoughts

>>940021193

And I want you to be honest and give me some anecdotal experience

because opinions formed from memes mean nothing

So be honest
AND BE PREPARED TO HAVE ME RIP THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU'RE WRONG

So I'd like to hear your thoughts on big tits

>>940020083 (OP)
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock hurry the fuck up motherfucker I don't have all day

>>940021193

OKAY I'LL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION FOR YOU SINCE YOU SEEM INTIMIDATED BY ME ™


correct me if I'm wrong but
YOU THINK MEN WHO PREFER SMALLER BREASTS ARE SOMEHOW PEDOPHILES?

And you better hurry up and answer because I'm going to rip the top of your head off either way so let's get this over with motherfucker

(psssst! Don't tell Mr bruh it's back but I hope I stand corrected. I want to be wrong on this one)

Bro idk I have to go to work training or some bullshit. Buys the same black hoodie third time. Can’t be serious…

BIG TITS :
You know those big bandAids? You know the big square ones?

SHE'S GOING TO NEED THEM

THE SIDEWALK CAN DO A REAL NUMBER ON SOME DISGUSTING SAGGING NIPPLES

>>940021517

DO NOT EVER FUCKING INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!!!!

Have they made myself perfectly clear?

I'm going to pretend it didn't happen this time...

DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN BITCH

>>940021193

so I was correct?

Darn it I was hoping I would stand corrected

You guys make it so easy to read you

>>940021193

see, I was actually hoping you would say "no, you are wrong about me. I'm not one of those people who thinks preferring small breasts indicates pedophilia"

because that would have restored my faith in you

Not humanity itself but at least in you


BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO STAND CORRECTED TODAY

IT LOOKS LIKE I HIT THE NAIL DIRECTLY ON THE HEAD

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WANT A MOMMY
AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOMMY AND AN EMOTIONAL SEXUAL LIFE COMPANION

SO BIG TITS ARE THE THING YOU LOOK FOR NOT STRENGTH AND INTELLIGENCE AND COURAGE

NOT INTEGRITY AND NOT INSIGHT

YOU LOOK FOR BIG TITS
BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG FAT LAZY MAMA'S BOY WITH NO EXPERIENCE

AND YOU THINK MEN WHO DON'T LIKE BIG TITS ARE SOMEHOW PEDOPHILES?

I guess I hit the nail directly on the head once again, right?

You got to admit I'm really good at this

For me the most important traits have always been COURAGE HONESTY AND INTEGRITY


And you'll generally find most women with those traits have smaller breasts


whereas women with dumpy gross nasty fat tits rarely have any of those traits