Thread 940025913

Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?

>ridiculous meme outfit now dictates half the zelda porn scene
coomers are cringe

>>940025913 (OP)
Ganondorf is a lucky man.

>>940025913 (OP)
>One mission in BoTW completely ruined Link's reputation
lol

>>940025913 (OP)
i always liked traps and femboys, but mostly from a distance, just as porn. thanks to fugtrup, i kiss cute boys and fuck them now. it's a psyop.

>>940025917
Many such cases.

>>940025913 (OP)
sex with both
not gay

>>940025913 (OP)
I don't understand the fixation around twink-link. I'm bi and this image provides a great comparison to show that Zelda is objectively hotter in skimpy, feminine clothing than Link could ever be. Put Link in his rugged adventuring clothing, and that's where his sex appeal comes from.

>>940025913 (OP)
>>940025917
I do not like when femboys and twinks are drawn topless. At least give 'em a bikini top.

>>940025913 (OP)
>no blonde pubes down south
This is why Gaggingdorf loses. He can't appreciate natural beauty

My hothusband, Link!

>>940025921
based and trvthpilled. as soon as a guy is femininize enough, and he's in a girly outfit, hiding his nipples becomes just as lust provoking as a woman's breasts. the reveal is just as good.

Homosexuality is a sexual perversion
I know it because too much porn made me find some men attractive.

>>940025917
why is it a psyop? you just discovered something new you liked, what's even the fucking problem you fucking faggot, just suck dick and fuck femboys in silence, no one really cares

>>940025923
that bulge is way too big. should be barely bigger than the fattest pussy

>>940025920
Because these raceplay fetish trannies are fucking subhuman

>>940025914
>I'm not a coomer
>working hours posting in a coomer thread on anime website

>>940025923
based

>>940025913 (OP)
I'm starting to like femboys, I guess it's finally over for me.

>>940025925
that's not how sexuality works, you are just closeted

>>940025921
They have no tits, no point in a top.

>>940025927
But it's cute!
>>940025930
Corrrect!

>>940025926
How is this shit not a racial psyop?

>>940025933
>no point in a top.
Yes, because a top looks cute and adorable.

>>940025932
and you're retarded

>>940025934
it's only cute when it's tiny

>>940025923
I still like this top because it has a deep plunging neckline, shows a lot of midriff and an open back. It's just cute.

>>940025934
This is nice too.

>>940025923
You want him to cheat on you?

>>940025937
call me names all you want, you are still a fag lusting over men

>>940025927
>>940025938
disagree, femboys and twinks should be allowed to have massive cocks. i think it's hot when they have a bigger cock than me.

>>940025913 (OP)
there was a cute faggot femboy from 2017 who made me realize i'm bi, and now he trooned out and im quite upset...

>Has all the gerudo
>where the white women at
did they laugh at his small dick?

I am personally a big fan of the gerudo set from BOTW.
I kinda wish it had a proper skirt though like some of the female Gerudos had. But the anklet on the pants is very cute.

>>940025942
it ruins the feminine aspect

>>940025940
Yes, with all of (male) Hyrule!
>>940025939
What about this?

>>940025947
what a smokeshow goddamn

>>940025947
>What about this?
Not the biggest fan.
I liked the frostbite set more.

>>940025941
Bipedos are not actually gay

>>940025913 (OP)
Because he has the Triforce of Power.

>>940025913 (OP)
we need more gay femboys.

>>940025942
>>940025946
Why does the size of his schong even matter?

>>940025950
>pedos
those are the fags you're thinking about

>>940025948
I hope the bokoblins think so too...

>>940025946
it makes it better, because they're doing their best to be a girl, yet their huge cock always betrays them.

i don't think any of us could really comprehend just how heavenly link's bussy must feel. or smell. or taste.

>>940025953
because it ruins any remains of masculinity and that makes me horny

>>940025954
You people are always into shotas and femboys. It's about sexual sadism and pederasty more than anything

God I hate these fucking threads. I KNOW I'm not gay or bi

>>940025959
I find it cute when a femboy is embarrassed about his huge bulge and is tring to hide it but it sometimes showl like during upskirts.
But a femboy with a small dick has the great perk of being able to go commando under a short skirt which a hung one cannot.

>>940025959
Who's approval and validation are you desperately chasing for "being masculine"?Nobody with a brain capable of critical thought cares one way or another what other people choose to do with your lives, if you're not planning on forcing anybody else to change the way we are. Sexy adult males are just sexy, its not some cosmic sin to recognize this truth and to enjoy the adult male body when it's stimulating for you.

>>940025963
one day a cute boy is gonna empty your balls and you will sing a different song

>>940025961
>you like feminine guys that are 18+ because you actually like kids
no, i like girly guys.

These threads are proof that male sexuality is evil and pedophilic

>>940025961
bruh

>>940025961
It's nothing sexual for me.
I don't want to fuck the femboys. I don't even know how to go about that if I wanted because they have no vagina so they are objectively unfuckable.

>>940025920
you are a straight man

>>940025926
nta, it's most definitely a psyop and you're being malicious or have subhuman iq to not notice.

>>940025965
thats just my sexual preference, its not that deep

>>940025958
I know I can't, I only get to watch!

>>940025931
>starting to
>posts that

ye sure buddy, u got into it yesterday

>>940025965
>Sexy adult males are just sexy
>implying these people want adult males

They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it. Mimicking ancient Roman pederasty

>>940025925
Homosexuality is the natural state of men
I know because too much porn made me find some w*men attractive

>>940025963
You don't know shit. But your dick does.

>>940025968
You don't "like" them. There's no admiration or respect there at all. It's primarily about humiliation and degradation and contempt. You only go after things smaller and weaker

>>940025913 (OP)
>Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?
>See this semen demon fighting him
>Somehow an honest man wouldn't want to lay with even more of them
Why wouldn't he?

>>940025961
Truth nuke

>>940025980
i also dont like women and i want to fuck them cause they are frail and delicate
is this your first day on earth? bro has discovered sexuality and thinks hes freud

>>940025980
if that were true, i wouldn't eat their asses out or blow them to completion.

>>940025966
>>940025979
Fuck you

>>940025925
Too much porn consumption will make you want to seek more extreme stimulations. Same shit also spawns pedos

Fuck... /v/, I think I might be str*ight. None of the images of Link ITT are arousing me at all.

>>940025961
>You people are always into shotas and femboys
I'm into feminine and cute men, but that doesn't mean I would let a big and burly man make me his bussy bitch if you know what I mean...

>>940025914
>Harshing on the belly dancer aesthetic
You are gay, lmao.

>>940025974
>thats just my sexual preference, its not that deep
Exactly my point.

>>940025977
>They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it. Mimicking ancient Roman pederasty
>They're mostly attracted to the dominance and sadism aspect of it
Pretty straight-coded type of attraction. Straights can't stop trying to lower the age of consent because they want to sexually dominant children and impregnate them as soon as they're fertile teenagers.

>>940025987
and why are you sad?

>>940025975
You have no desire to be with him physically?

>>940025987
That just tells me that you're into actual adult men instead

>>940025990
are you some kinda schizophrenic tranny or buttblasted lesbian? you sound completely deranged

>>940025990
>Pretty straight-coded type of attraction.

That's what I mean. Men do this shit to both women and even other men. Only ever capable of being predatory.

cucks are not human beings
they might even be lower than indians

>>940025929
if you work at 9pm you are a golem

>>940025913 (OP)
I hate femboy Link. Don't get me wrong, I'm a bifag who's fapped to Astolfo, etc. a lot. But Link is not a uwu smooth-bodied pedobait. He should have some muscle, and look more masculine. Without that he's just Zelda without tits.

>>940025913 (OP)
I'm not a coomer nor am I gay, though I'd like to be facefucked by that Link as he's sitting on my face just like in the dreams I have

>>940025917
If you can stay aroused staring at man’s face, you were always gay
Plus, femboys wall at 25

I will only accept hung and muscular twink Link into my porn biosphere.

I refuse these sissy and cuckold allegations

>>940025980
I like femboys aesthetically and I would always treat them well and ensure that that the enjoyment would be mutual and I am not abusing him.

>>940025920
I kinda feel the same. Although I like traps in hentai, Link doesn't generate anything in me other than homosexual disgust. I guess to me he's not feminine enough, or I've known him for so long that I can't see him as anything than just a 'pretty boy', nothing more.
So my conclusion is that the only ones who like "trap Link" are either true homosexuals or just spammers.

>>940025999
>>940026002
I'm with you there

>shit link model
i sleep

Maybe it's all just make believe, none of us will actually want to fuck a femboy in real life, right?

>>940025996
You weren't cute enough to get molested by an older woman and it shows

>>940025993
Every year or so, I pull up gay sex with hats ON to see if it makes my dick twitch. Still no dice.

>>940026004
They're bisexual pedos, raceplay fetishists, and MEF freaks

Blonde men usually have way bigger dicks than most other races

hmmm...ive been thinking about some stuff, that I just cant share because nobody would understand, but this image spurred the thought again.

>>940026001
>Plus, femboys wall at 25
they don't wall, they mature, and then they become femboy bangers. like that one guy said, i keep getting older, but the femboys stay the same age.

>>940025913 (OP)
Great now I have to jack off to creampieing link while zelda watches and then impregnating her too.

link, erection, -bara

>NOOOO IM NOT A FAG THE PORN MADE ME WANT TO FUCK LINK'S BUSSY I SWEAR
People in the closet are the fucking worst. You want to fuck cute feminine boys, deal with it, it's not even that weird.

>>940025996
Ok sperg. What did I say that was incorrect? Conservative republicans vote to lower the age of consent in every state in America. They're the "traditional values; adam and eve not adam and steve" etc. culture warriors. They are straight. They keep saying that "marrying and having kids young is good erm ackshually for the nuclear family" while trying to lower the age of consent down from 18 to lower and lower numbers. This is pretty simple to understand and just as easy to verify, unless you're a sperg retard. Straight-coded behavior is sexualizing teenagers and calling them ""women"", while pretending "its really only the gays who are doing the pedo stuff"

>>940026017
I don't believe they're gay men. They behave just like straight pedos.

>>940026017
being in the closet is my fetish and I will not be kinkshamed

>>940025913 (OP)
>HAHAHA

>>940026014
You don’t change into a beautiful butterfly or whatever you’re expecting. They’re just ugly looking manlets once they wall
There’s a reason you never see them in public.

>>940026015
will you try to impregnate link

>>940025996
fuck I meant to reply to >>940025995 as he was the one failing to understand something not written with buzzwords calling people "faggot" like a retard

>>940026019
Domination, submission, humiliation, etc are pretty normal things to explore in sex
It’s really antiquated to think otherwise

>>940025913 (OP)
My dick only got hard when I looked at Zelda.
This is all the prove I need.
Me wanting to bang my bestie in a maid costume means nothing, Im attracted to him because hes my bestie, not because hes a man.
Man I love being straight.

>>940025914
>now dictates
People always did Link femboy shit

>>940026018
I didn't say it was only gays. I said it's men in general. The ones in this thread probably consider themselves straight even, because of the pedophilic and sadistic and degrading nature of their attraction

>>940026017
>you like [fictional thing]? then you have to like dirty old gays too!

>>940026028
Lots of people are sexually submissive. It’s just roleplay

>>940026017
>banging cute boys was normal everywhere on earth
>christians show up
>ban it entirely
>except for priests raping kids
i fucking hate christians. i could be mentoring and fucking a group of 18 year old guys daily.

what's it called if if I like dicks but hate assplay and anything to do with anuses

>>940026025
You mean forcing your misogynist and pedophilic and racist views on others

>>940025913 (OP)
I like this Link!

>>940025987
Because they're too feminine, right? I know

bara top Ganon
twin Link bottom
easy as that
Zelda can watch

>>940025913 (OP)
can the fags chill out and post more face veil Zelda? OP pic is hot

I have been jerking off every day for two weeks now, this has never happened to me.

Okay but post more zelda too

>>940025914
He gets to wear tunic and pants in my fanfic, I just give him a tiny dick like a good christian degenerate
#notallcoomers

This is why knife ears MUST die

>>940026031
No it's not. It's clearly ideological, which is why men always act on their predatory pedophilic sexuality, which is why you expect these roles even outside of sex.

>>940026025
>>940026028
>>940026031
>Real life
>Hate it when people tell me what to do. Don't respect hierarchies. Generally hostile and prone to starting fights.
>Fetishes
>All submissive. Love the thought of being treated like a bitch and cumdump.
???

>>940026037
Typical gay fucking pederast

>>940026034
If you just wanna fuck in missionary position, go off, but most people like to get creative.
For the record, I think femboys are a retarded fetish to have. They wall way sooner than anyone else, and you’re just left with a gross looking manlet in a few years.

>>940026037
as it should always be

stop twunk erasure

>>940025935
Ok I can understand the gay brainwash agenda, but where the fuck does race come into play here?

>>940026050
Are you serious?

>>940026033
you're a side

why are you in this thread anon

>>940025913 (OP)
Because Ganondorf is an allegory for the Jews, the Matriarchal tribe from the desert that infiltrates, subverts and decays it all in the beautiful Elvish/Dragon kingdom.

>>940026053
The Zelda pic in the OP.

>>940026053
i dunno...

>>940026046
>catch the thief! the thief yelled

>>940026053
I want to chomp on the taint of a feminine boy and not let go

soup, /b/

be the change you want to see in the world

>>940026052
what's that? do elaborate

gigachad link will only happen if you make it happen

sometimes i genuinely forget that /b/ still exists.

i am not even going to click on the catalog here because i don't want to know what kinds of pornbots are still programmed to "contribute" to this board

oh well, time to post more of what we're all here for

>>940025992
He and I can cuddle after half of Hateno Village has been through him?

>>940025913 (OP)
For Link's bussy

I'm fine with femboy link, but he needs to be hung and the top.
this is nonnegotiable

I prefer Zelda!

>>940026032
>atheist feels solidarity with niggers, gypsies and jeets
of course lmao

>>940026275
that sounds amazing!

oh right, red board,

For me, it's young Link.

>>940025958
That notion pains me.

>>940025958
the fact that I can't have Link haunts my every waking hour

>>940026344
preach

>>940026036
No need for cropped porn on a red board

>>940025913 (OP)
>Why does Ganondorf want to conquer Hyrule?
wouldn't you want to conquer a world that makes your cock look massive?

Link if for Zelda and only Zelda

>>940026344
Either hung... or just not "tiny" and preferably a "power bottom" (you fuck him, but he's not a submissive puppy).

>>940026736
i want to suck his dick so fucking badly. and that is literally the only time i have ever said those words in my life.

>>940026508
It is!

>>940026891
yes

>>940026924
>that is literally the only time i have ever said those words in my life.
sure it is

>>940026891
Link belongs to the world

we did it /v/!

>>940027450
there's nothing more based than little girly white bois with cute dicks, and a bbc addiction. i need to be cuckolded by one so badly.

>>940027281
So true!

>>940027524
that's a big zelda

>>940025913 (OP)
Why is /b/ so gay now?

>>940027664
the world is waking up to the superiority of men like Link

>>940026053
I posted >>940025922 and still don't have a reply

>you'll never wake up to this every morning
>>940027862
god he's such a sexy little brat.

>>940025913 (OP)
Because fictional characters do exactly what the writer says. They are such sycophants...

>>940027897
>you'll never wake up to this every morning
you know, you can be a real jerk

>>940027897
Hnnnnh that twink shithole <3

>>940026053
For Zelda >>940026058

>>940027897
>you'll never wake up to this
very tragic indeed

>>940025922
>>940027892
He loses because he keeps going after Zelda instead of the real prize

if a passable tranny had his clothes on i would unironically let him suck me off and eat my ass, and if that makes me gay then so be it

New fugtrup link dropped bros.

>>940028270
Me on the right

>>940028270
i'm a bull for a cute zoomer couple, a hot girl and a femboy. i got her into eating his ass, and he thanks me every day lmao.

>>940028335
And then everyone clapped

>>940028373
plapped*

>>940028373
no one claps during sex, that doesn't make any sense, and it would be really weird.

I deserve Zelda gf

We deserve Link gf(male)

>>940028404
>he doesn't clap cheeks
ngmi unc

>>940028404
yeah just like you

Very weird thread.

sweet, another psyop thread

>>940028549
yeah

Cease your whorish behavior at once, boy

>>940028335
how does one become a bull

>>940028987
I imagine one would have to be big and muscular with a huge cock

which is why it's obvious that anon is lying

>>940029281
>above average
>tall af
>no muscles and bear belly
it's over

Post moar pls

>>940025913 (OP)
bc they have the cutest femboys obviously

>>940029787
I got things to do today. Just go to rule34 and post the ones you like... jeez

grrrrrrrrr, i'm late and the impolite and rude janny didn't send the thread to /trash/ for the 4 mb limit

>>940029854
>I got things to do today
work can wait. Link lewd posting can't.

>>940030002
You don't have to crop on a red board

>>940030160
Last one

>>940027248
this is how i deserve to be treated tbh

>>940027924
Hot way to put it...
>>940028182
I love my hothusband!
>>940029787
His ass is so phat!
>>940030094
>>940030160
>monsters
>blacks
Is there anything (besides me) he won't fuck?

>>940030286
Every man deserves to be worshipped like that. Don't know how str8 guys can live with themselves knowing there will never be enough women willing to do that

>>940031142
Yeah. Everyone else in the thread

>>940029963
There is not nearly enough femboy/girl servicing a man stuff out there.
It's a fucking crime.

>>940025913 (OP)
bussy

I don't even think it's gay to be attracted to this Link.
Don't care about the Ganondorf stuff or any other dicks, watching other dicks makes it gay. But Link? 110% straight.