Thread 940027617

I’ll only love you until you’re 23, not a day later.

>>940027617 (OP)
Kys. You dont have any emotion, empathy or feeling of love. You just use people for your lust. You deserve to be prison raped with the rest of the malicious pedos

>>940027617 (OP)
My dad told me that too anon.

>>940027617 (OP)
I see how it is...

>>940027617 (OP)
My boobs and nipples AND bush are way bigger

i wanna be nuri

>>940027617 (OP)
More plox

I am a bottomless pit for cocks and cum. As soon as I have one orgasm, I want to pursue the next one. I am indiscriminate about who fucks me, but I prefer big Black guys with huge cocks. I want my ass fucked, I want my cock stroked, I want to suck cocks and have cum in my mouth and on my face. I love getting slapped in the face with cocks. Disrespect me because it makes me cum harder.

>>940027704
Maybe he likes pure people who aren't consumed in this greed money hungry social status job life, you know. Before 23 you just a kid

>>940028528
Get a job

>>940028334
We’re all nuri™

>>940027704
But it’s a song

>>940028658
when did you have sex for the first time?

>>940028729
Me? 42

im need nuri to gestate my prostate

>>940028781
With some prime puss?

>>940028528
Aside from the kid part this was my first thought.

>>940028781
what was the reasoning? i was molested by a man in the mall in the bathroom of the food court awaiting little ceaser pizza and now little ceasers pizza makes my poosie gush giving me the taste of dirty fingers in my mouth the very same fingers i bit as i was being silenced as my bottom was being carresed being told told that i shouldve went to chuck-e cheese because that's where a kid can be a kid and i was in the grown ups pizza parlor that it's my fault it was happening

>>940029057
What?

>>940029635
Did you lose your v card with some prime puss?

>>940030310
What’s prime puss?

>>940029152
I just hooked up with a girl from work lol

>>940031435
that is not the best idea because you're risking your job if you piss her off or your coworkers who can file a sexual harassment claim if you do anything although the chances are low murphs law

>>940031573
Well that’d be awkward because we’re married now

>>940031744
still applies you can rape and sexually harass spouses

>>940031775
:3

>>940031959
We’ve been married for 13 years now lol I don’t think it’ll happen

>>940032197
you can't guarantee a coworker won't tell on you

The Tesla Cybertruck is unironically one of the best vehicles ever made.

>>940027617 (OP)
I'm 23, so... I'm not sure how long you'll love me. I'm a little worried, to be honest. I'm afraid you'll get tired of me.

>>940033560
fuck off Elon

>>940033560
Unironically though, honestly

>>940034475
If I was Elon, I’d buy Nuri

>>940027752
Mine kicked me out at 18 and wonders why I never call

>>940031775
That’s adorable, it reminds me of Grim

>>940028527
I am a bottomless pit for cocks and cum. As soon as I have one orgasm, I want to pursue the next one. I am indiscriminate about who fucks me, but I prefer big White guys with huge cocks. I want my pussy fucked, I want my clit rubbed, I want to suck cocks and have cum in my mouth and on my face. I love getting slapped in the face with cocks. Disrespect me because it makes me cum harder.

>>940036894
Grim was a good kitty

>>940028331
Proof?

>>940037505
Soles

>>940038159
You don't want my soles today lol

>>940038449
I do

mommy nuri soles and cousin josh soles with crazy sister kombucha soles

>>940038651
I have a really bad fungal infection and I have to wear a boot...

>>940038763
Exactly
>>940038923
Post boot

>>940039282
Ok, I lied. I just think my feet are ugly

It’s weird that Apple TV is a subscription you have to pay for to get the ability to pay to watch movies

>>940041880
Do they really

>>940042961
Yes

>>940043963
That's wack as fuck bro.

I'm glad we've got YouTube where they have the exact same issue, but somehow worse

>>940031415
You know?

You are not an electrician

JOSH YOU MY ANGEL
YOU MY DARLING JOSHY

jeets have to pay 100,000 dollars a year on h1B now instead of the 1,000 they used to have to pay lmao

nuri mommy has abandoned me nuri milkies needed

>>940045946
I’m still here

>>940045460
What's that mean?

>>940046654
Also hi Nuri

>>940046654
retard im mocking that

>>940046787
Hi nuri
>>940046790
I’m letting you know I’m here. Forever and ever and ever

>>940046787
simp nigga waiting 20hrs to simp lmao desperate

>>940046840
oh you think the jeets are where it stops retard?

can't wait for trump to start taxing recent immigrants

>>940046840
Hi. How you doing?

>>940046843
Proudly, yes

>>940046873
What??
>>940046973
I’m finally home, how about you?

>>940046973
proudly lmao cuck

>>940047006
you think only the jeets are getting taxed 100,000 per year?

>>940047056
I have no idea what you’re talking about

>>940047006
I've been home, and I'm tired as fuck because I've been up since like 5am. I'm good aside from that though, thanks for asking

all foreign companies stopped construction, most countries are putting tarrifs on us. It's going to get really rough

>>940047208
Go to sleep right now

mot to mention criticism of the government is becoming illegal

>>940047406
You should know such witchcraft doesn't work on me. Sleep is for the weak

monitored by id web traffic also
hmm sounds like china

>>940047530
Go to sleep for real

>>940027617 (OP)
why does that nipple look like my nutsack

>>940047964
I will in due time...

For now though, I'm doing some things and stuff that require me to be awake

>>940048051
You have a big day of working forever tomorrow

lol pam bondi said they will now target us citizens

>>940048138
Only at 5 in the morning ;)

>>940048170
Until 12 at night

trump dictator didn't like the numbers and fired the person in charge of the numbers lmao

>>940048007
Because it is your nutsack

>>940048341
Exactly, you get it! It's honest work, and I get paid nothing for it

Megalomaniacal Authoritarian Gaslighting America

DOES THAT MEAN THEY WERE ALL OLDER PEOPLE WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE DOES THAT MEAN THEY WERE ALL OLDER PEOPLE WITH ME

>>940048518
The American dream
>>940048638
What?

>>940048871
You're a fellow American now, you know how it is.

It's ok though, we we're blessed with monster energy drinks for just this very situation

>>940049144
revoked citizenship

>>940049287
What

>>940049743
trump can revoke your citizenship when he becomes dictator

>>940049843
I have no reason to be a target of his

>>940050054
you will eventually when they need money to import him and his staff's favorite food children

>>940050303
What

>>940050402
Don't mind him, he's a schizo...

>>940050446
So you don't think trump is a pedo and the epstein list was fake

>>940050446
Where's the list

>>940050446
haha your friends cut themselves lmao

and there he goes

I see pictures like this on here, with slobs butt naked on their beds, and I hust think about how dirty of a human being they must be.
They must smell like shit.
Their beds must be unkempt and dirty as fuck with ass juice all over it.
I would hate to live with someone like this - I'd kill myself if I lived with someone like this.
Disgusting.

>>940050966
Doesn't change your friend's cut themselves and eat shit and i have videos of them fucking niggers fucking simp also i saw your AGP galler when you gonna take the pink pill xis you know sako a troon in a femboy server fr fr lol. you think the red head i post is a girl lol

>>940051246
Do you not shower??

>>940051286
do you think this is a girl

>>940051311
I don’t know who that is

>>940051383
do you think it's a female tho?

im just asking because when i first posted it some anons did and i want to know what you think

>>940051407
I don’t assume gender, bro

>>940051506
im not your bro faggot

>>940051533
I’m not your faggot, buddy

>>940051557
no i hate faglords calling me bro or brother because you're not hulk hogan,i'm not you're direct blood relative or a clergyman.

>>940051619
You’re a bitch lol

>>940051664
my dick says otherwise dont call me bro

>>940051690
I’m just saying it’s not that serious lol you gotta easy down

>>940051731
no don't call me me your bro get out of that retarded habit that skater lingo left in the late 90's

>>940051834
Are you just always seeking a fight

Anyway...

Did you wanna turn this into a karaoke thread Nuri? I feel like it'd be fun to sing the same two songs repeatedly for an hour or so

>>940051937
Take it to discord
>>940051913
I want to make you want to leave because i hate chatroom threads and especially ones where they faggots just keep it up to pretend they're internet celebrities even moreso when they act like they are when they're extremely dull and don't do anything entertaining

>>940052071
Yeah, yeah, fun story

>>940052071
Well, like, fuck your opinion, bro

i mean you are internet celebrities but not for anything good
you just shove objects up your ass and harass people

it wouldn't be so bad if you were just dicks like i am but nope you shove dildoes up your ass and think your shit doesn't stink

and the whole switch in politics for attention

My kataoke offer is still good...

>>940051937
Well I have to sleep really early but that does sound funny

>>940052337
Ah, you're going to bed now lol?

>>940052337
Don't come back
fucking resdit faggot

>>940052379
Oi, whatcha drinking tonight, wee man?

>>940052366
No I’m gonna shower real quick and then sleep lol
>>940052379
We both know I’m not leaving..

>>940052508
you should
what are coming back for even? have you ever thought about it?

>>940052508
Gotcha. Well try to sleep well when you do, ok? We can do karaoke and other activities tomorrow :)

>>940052678
You're mixing your drinks with cherry flavored sodas, aren't you?

>>940052706
you won't do any such thing you're just going to so same shit you did today. waste threadspace thinking you're important

>>940052742
i don't drink soda or partake in sweets at all

>>940052772
Suuuuure...

And you definitely aren't the dude who cut out a glory hole into the neighboring stall in the men's bathroom at Walmart, right?

>>940052678
I actually regular other threads, but also because it’s funny poking you
>>940052706
You already know the best song tequila will be played

>>940052987
what other threads? there's no other threads on this board i could imagine interest you besides my threads which are just pol threads

>>940052861
take your meds i really don't consume sweets unless someone offers it to me. the closest i get to soda are juice and teas since i gave up energy drinks

>>940052987
>You already know the best song tequila will be played
It better be, I'm great at that one!
https://voca.ro/1gULyscMKNYa

I think I'm gonna head to bed too though, so goodnight again, friend

>>940053266
i will enjoy mocking your karaoke that i already know you won't do

>>940053319
I'm counting on it, you glory hole bandit, you ;)

>>940053329
it won't happen because you won't do it
it would make you more entertaining however

get shot in the head and raped by niggers

or cut the fuck out of yourself like the whores lmao
who purposely cuts themselves lmao

>>940052987
also you don't poke me because you retaliate that's all you've ever done like everyone else for me making fun of them or the people they think are friends
i could make 100 thousand bog brain mockery posts but it's not worth the effort on a dead board

>>940053775
But you still do it

>>940053775
why would you save this image?

>>940053977
Hes gay

>>940054335
no that's some fag who was bothering me who denied being a tranny.

>>940054389
proof?

shane sucks penis because he's a gay faggot with aids.

I've got really severe athlete's foot plus two bee stings between my toes. I can barely function because the itch is so intense

>>940055259
Its a lot more complicated than that, but that is the maximum

>>940038159
>>940038763
>>940038651
Can you not...? It's like my thing to ask for that. You're making me like less special by doing that.