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Anonymous No.940035652 >>940038075 >>940039398 >>940039424 >>940039813 >>940042088
Welcome to Walmart
Anonymous No.940037874
Looks like Jeff Sokol.
Anonymous No.940038039 >>940038166
Some sad magafag took time to make this
Anonymous No.940038073
This actually just fucking sent me
Anonymous No.940038075
>>940035652 (OP)
hi can you show me where you guys keep the extra large turds?
Anonymous No.940038166
>>940038039
Anonymous No.940039398
>>940035652 (OP)
his net worth is thought to be around $50 million.
I think he'll be fine.
Anonymous No.940039424 >>940039745
>>940035652 (OP)
You know what I first starting shoplifting I used to have to drink to do it. Not only to get loose enough to not be nervous but more so for the after math and feeling like a real like heel. Over time I just didn't need liquor at all to do it. For that part in my brain where the consciousness is has now been diminished, repressed, excised, excoriated from my psyche entirely. So don't steal or do....other.....antisocial acts no matter how tempting or else over time it WILL destroy your conscious and it's as frightening as it is liberating. No joke. One learns to "condition out" guilt and regret as it were over time. Why I can build such giant walls of denial that even I can't climb over them. It's messed up when you know you are doing it too and are introspective person to start with. It really is.
Anonymous No.940039745
>>940039424
I gotta be honest, I used to steal, A LOT.
I got caught maybe 2 times for small shit ironically.
I miss stealing shit all the time. And I was good.
Its not even about money, but for some reason I just want to
sage No.940039813
>>940035652 (OP)
Dudes net worth is tens of millions, if he is greeting you there, its for a skit on his next show you dickwad
Anonymous No.940042088
>>940035652 (OP)
I remember when his kid was born with some heart problem and his rich ass came on air crying about the how we need socialized Healthcare in the US.

That was when I realized he was a real piece of shit. Some rich assholes think they have a monopoly on knowing how everyone else should spend the money.

Fuck Kimmel.