Thread 940037870

lets hear your stories

>>940037870 (OP)
Her eyes are ordering me, with extreme sternness, that I must lick her asshole.. it’s difficult to resist…

>>940037979
me too anon... me too.

I dated Kellie Martin in the early 90's, she was on Life Goes On. It was crazy then because people knew who she was like going to the mall, she'd be mobbed by people. Now, she's married and has a couple of kids, no one knows who she is.

>>940037870 (OP)
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Just a reminder.

>>940040112
yeah ik but sometimes i like larps.

Not a celebrity, but when I got out of the Marines, I moved to Bogota for a summer and day-traded/blown my savings away. During this time, I was quasi-dating a stripper from Medellin who would later become a porn star for Brazzers(I think). She was a relatively normal girl when I knew her, but she was hungry to make money and move to the US. I haven’t maintained contact with her, but the last video I’ve seen of her she looked like a complete mess. She dyed her hair blond and was completely plastic looking and she seemed like she was on drugs.

Andy shit in my mouth. Does that count?

I fucked a local FM radio chick. She snuck me into the studio when she was on overnight and I had her bent over the console in between segments. It was hot hearing her on air in her sexy voice and I was inside of her. She moved from a rock station to a country station and we "grew apart".

>>940037870 (OP)
I didn't fuck her but I used to give massages to Aubrey Plaza before she got big when I worked as a PA. She let me tongue service her feet a few times and seemed to like it.

>>940046985
please at least make larps believable.

>>940047064
Believe it or not, every actor/actress gets assistants, it's a pretty fun job when you're young.

>>940047193
>She let me tongue service her feet a few times and seemed to like it.
come on.

>>940037870 (OP)
Several years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from the band The Pierces.

>>940047277
And? Have you literally never given a foot massage? Pretty much every girls' feet I've rubbed I've worked my lips/tongue in on the action.

>>940037870 (OP)
>has /b/ ever fucked
No

yep, for a few years. best head of my life. thickest saliva strings I’ve ever experienced and always wanted me to finish in her throat because she never wanted it on her face. first time we hooked up she made me watch her finger herself through her panties while she was hovering over my head. fucked me once when I was too drunk after a show with all our friends in the other room. good times.

>>940048090
and who was that?

>>940048299
famous twitch streamer, can’t say much else

>>940047375
Such a horrible larp. Fucking try harder next time.

>>940047278
Good fuck?

>>940037870 (OP)
Does your mom count?
I mean shes pretty famous down at the bar.

I shared an elevator with Jodie Foster once.
I felt like something was about to happen between us, but then she got off after one floor.

>>940037870 (OP)
Best I got is a local newswoman shot some fuck-me eyes at me when I randomly saw her in a store. She was a classy hot. At the time I was 23, still a virgin, and living with my parental units to save up money for grad school. And a tiny bit on the spectrum. So no way in fucking hell was I going to have the bravery nor the social know-how to even chat her up. But now I fantasize of... meeting her. Getting to know her. Learning her fears in confidence. Becoming involved. But...damn!

>>940048969
My dude nobody is monitoring random /b/ goon thread #473829

>>940048969
just say holy fuck who cares. pussy. what do you actually think will happen?

>>940049147
yes anon my mom counts. how did that go?

>>940049196
cute

>>940049302
classic choosing beggar

Not a celeb directly but I popped the cherry of the founder of go.com's wife

I met her on /soc/ lol

>>940037870 (OP)
>>940038728
Are these cropped? Any more

>>940037870 (OP)
I kind of dated a famous musician. I crashed a VIP event by bullshitting my way through the entrance, when she was taking a picture and signing some random shit for me I told her I snuck in. She seemed to think that was pretty entertaining and we got to chatting, eventually ended up belly to the bar getting shitfaced. A radio station tried to find out who I was because I had ruined their VIP event afterwards too. They even posted the picture of us together that their own photog took to see if they could get a line on me. Whenever she was in town for a show or passing through for some time she'd hit me up and we'd kick it. Her actual boyfriend fucking HATED me because he knew who I was and what we were doing. I always tried to cover my face or hide my identity because I didn't want the extra publicity. One night after a concert we went out, got shitfaced drunk, real real real DRUNK, and then picked up some White Castles on the way back to the hotel. She drunk shit the bed and I helped her get cleaned up. It was pretty funny.

>>940049930
see the larp was going okay till you introduced the bf

>>940050001
No larp. She dated this faggy limp wristed guy who didn't have the balls to shit talk me to my face. All of us had actually gone out to eat together and you could almost see the steam pouring out of this guy's ears. The whole thing was a very interesting experience and I regret none of it. I only wish I could have gotten her pregnant and kept her. She was riding the crest of her fame and popularity at the time so kids were not in the cards. Not that I didn't try, I nutted in that pussy when given the chance. Hell, I tried to get her ass pregnant, doesn't work like that. Changes nothing, I came in her guts.

>>940050223
whats her name

She's not super famous, but I fucked Vienna Teng early in her career. She's turned so political since then that I imagine sex with her now would be an absolute chore as she pontificates on power dynamics and gender roles and oppression or whatever. (And yet she still married a white guy of course.)

>>940050359
Nooope. I might as well dox myself as give her name. I don't have social media but I have no doubt that she'd find a way to get ahold of me in an instant if our personal stories were repeated back to her by some rando or a journo asking about claims made on the internet. I'd rather not bring that unwanted heat on myself.

I fucked a chick who was later brutally murdered by an illegal immigrant and made the national news. Does that count?

>>940050615
Was it the one that had a corn cob inserted into her after death?

>>940050647
No, she was found naked in a ditch

>>940050669
Yeesh.

>>940050615
that counts.

>>940050596
? how much power do you think you hold? a total of 20 people will read your comment before it gets taken down anon. holy fuck you people.

>>940051773
>how much power do you think you hold?
We parted amicably. It could never get back to her but on the off chance it did she'd know exactly who opened their mouth. I'd like to remain friends with fond memories rather than a regret.

Yes. But you fags are going to think I'm larping.
Fucked Appolonia when she was working with Prince.
Fucked the girl that danced on Whitesnakes Car (Tawny Kitaen).
Fucked a very famous female producer who I can't name because she will murder me.
Fucked one of the girls in the Fappening. Won't say which one because I'm in some of the pics - at least my cock is.
I'm out of the business and now just fucking my midwestern wife.

>>940053585
You old as fuck dude.

>>940053585
bro fuck off. you cant say 'you mfs gonna think im larping, lmao' then go ahead and pull the biggest larp ive ever read

>>940053661
Yes. I'm ancient.
If you are lucky, you'll be old one day too.

>>940053703
>be me
>hollywood producer
>no, won't tell you what shows, not gonna dox myself
>hang out at the Ivy
>drink at night at Dan Tanas
>pussy is everywhere if you are in the biz and high enough that the women are trying to get your attention
But I am happier now, believe it or not, with one woman, a very simple life and no more rat race of trying to keep going all the time.
Enjoy your crime shows. oops.

>>940053736
Why are you in your mid to late 60s posting on 4chan? Well /b/ specifically? Actually I can guess. You came in like 2015 or 16 as a tourist from the elections and your old ass stayed and branched out to other boards.

>>940053840
No - had first child late in life, and when he was 14 he introduced me to 4Chan - I liked that I could come here and say faggot and nigger and whatever I felt like saying.
Son was/is mortified that his old man still comes here to shitpost and insult minorities.
Men never grow up. Even an 80 year old guy is still only 15 in his head.

>>940053930
>even an 80 year old guy is still only 15 in his head
That is also true for me and I'm not even 40. How old is your son now?

>>940053736
How did you escape to the Midwest? Any good residuals? Business is crap now and no fun. Everyone used to be perverted and fun. Now all MBAs and shrews and everyone stressed out as the walls crumble around everyone but our tech overlords. Tell us a good sex story from the yesteryear old timer. Please.

>>940053990
>How old is your son now?
Son is 25 and in the biz as a nepo baby, but only as an Editor, not a producer.

>>940053837
>>940053930
>>940054067
im ngl i dont believe a single thing you say holy fuck

>>940054002
Had a personal assistant who wound up marrying a guy from a place in the midwest that sounded really beautiful from her desciption.
When I decided to take a break (this was only supposed to be temporary), I came out here and fell in love with a 450 acre spread and bought it that very day.

>>940054111
>im ngl i dont believe a single thing you say holy fuck
That is fine with me, kek.
I don't normally talk about what I used to do since anyone who is even remotely noteworthy can get doxxed by some of the kids on here, and I like being just a 4Chan anonymous faggot, like everyone else.

>>940054002
>Tell us a good sex story from the yesteryear old timer. Please.
Had a good friend who was a wannabe actor, and would go to auditions all the time. I would go over to his place and drink and sometimes crash on his futon.
I'm crashing out on his futon one night when the lights go on and he brings in 4 girls who he had met at auditions that he promised to meet me if they came over.
Every one of them is plastered. I try to catch up and we wind up fucking all over the house.
Me and my pal made a pact to cum in each girl before the night was over. We also agreed to declare which hole we nutted in each girl so the other guy could use a different one.
That night was insane.
One of the girls from that night is on TV today, which is really funny since she was a dirty little slut back in the day, and it brings back fond memories.

Son of an old celeb. Does jackong off count?

>>940054349
I fucked Perry Mattfeld her freshman year at USC.

>>940054432
Cute girl. How come you guys didn't wind up as an item?

>>940054478
I wanted to. But she said she didn't want anything serious or distractions from school or cheerleading. I think she just wanted to ride the cock carousel.

>>940043064
Story?

>>940054349
Do you still produce? Really on the cusp of bailing from the biz but a few more nights like that are tempting. Especially when my gf is a dead fish who isn't in the biz and it's hurting my mojo.

I hung out with a minor model named Marchette Richardson when I was living in NYC in 2010-2011 You can do an image search to see what she looks like now.

Her tits were fucking amazing, easily the best I ever felt. Her husband liked her being promiscuous so I was able to see her fairly often. Stories aren't really remarkable, but it was a good time.

Pic Related.

>>940053930
>>>940053990 >>940054111
>>>940053840
>No - had first child late in life, and when he was 14 he introduced me to 4Chan - I liked that I could come here and say faggot and nigger and whatever I felt like saying.
>Son was/is mortified that his old man still comes here to shitpost and insult minorities.
>Men never grow up. Even an 80 year old guy is still only 15 in his head.

Sooth, chum, sooth.
Plus always hilarious to troll the far-right/far-left know-it-alls on a boring day.

>>940037870 (OP)
For her

>>940055625
margaret deserves that dick holy fuck.

the girl from wolf alice shit on my chest but i have no way to prove it

>>940056290
uh why would someone do this

>>940056642
we we're high, i brought it up, and she was into it.. i mean we did more but that was sort of the pinnacle

I did once... She was a super model, and on the cover of cosmo when i did.. It was great! I didnt know who she was until after when she had asked if i googled her.. i just asked who the fuck googles ppl then i did and piped her down even harder

I fucked Lzzy Hale in 2010.

She fucks a lot.

Taylor Swift, but who hasnt? Entire hometown has.

>>940037870 (OP)
Friend of mine fucked the Veronicas before they were famous.
For anyone that doesnt know, they're famous Aussie twin chick-rock singers from the early 00s.

>>940060718
I wonder if you mean me. They honestly did the twin troll thing. I didn't know they were twins cause i never caught their names and didn't see them together till after. Just thought the differences was an affectation.

They said they did it cause they liked my face. I met people who later went on to be in the soap neighbours that same night. But there was no sex with them on account of them being a dude. By the end of the night i was so drunk i blacked out. I don't really remember how it ended.

Melissa Barrera. She's a great fuck

Demondice sucked my dick at a party in Dallas.

>>940062084
How did that happen

I fucked Lujan over the course of two years. shit was cash money

Not me, but I once vowed to bring it up as much as possible, so here's the story of a long forgotten /tv/-anon.

Maybe it was a LARP, but I want to believe in a magical world and I think it's plausible because it was a long time ago and she was a known-but-not-particularly-popular-actress, also these kind of hook-ups is not that unlikely within the social circle of similar business.

Anyway, the guy allegedly had a ONS with Hayley Atwell. He was working in British television, and during some dinner event or whatever they hit it off and he ended up going home with her. The guy greentexted about it (that's now lost to time, that's a pity, I would love for some 4chan historian to have saved it), nothing particularly rude or crass: she's apparently very flirty-touchy (some other anon happening to be active in the theatre scene seemed to conferm that's very true both for her and Gemma Arterton) but kind of shy during the actual sex. I don't remember the whole thing, but I remember he said that they did doggy, and after the fact he kind of kicked himself for not playing with her boobs more, but if you bag Hayley Atwell you're not going to fuck it up by being pushy about it.

And that's all I recall about it.
I raise a glass to you, forgotten /tv/ anon, I will never let your legend fade into nothing.

>>940065932
you a youtuber?

>>940066916
nah, was stationed at the same base as her.

>>940066859
You'd have to pry me away from those titties with a goddamn crowbar.

>>940037870 (OP)
no but I've fucked your mom anon

>>940054349
>One of the girls from that night is on TV today
whoopi goldberg?

I haven't myself but I was a fuckboy for a Boomer lady fir awhile who had been a model in LA in the 60s and slutted it up with many celebs. Hundreds, she told me. She showed me some photos of celebs she dated and had one night stands with and kept letters they'd written her while in lust. Was pretty cool to be inside her pussy knowing who had also been there.

I worked as an engineer in the video game industry over a decade ago. After my inevitable divorce (crunch, death marches, etc) I started hanging out with one of the younger women who worked with me at Telltale Games as... a production assistant? EA? Something like that. We eventually fucked around a bit before going our separate ways.

A couple years later she went on to become the community face for the League of Legends Summoner Showcase at RIOT.

She was very shy/nervous outside of work, in romantic contexts, but I enjoyed the time I got to spend with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfY__qK2Kg

>>940037870 (OP)
Fucked Sarah Silverman when she was dating Kimmel. They were having some sort of fight. I was just an assistant for some guy. It was at an industry party.

Eventually moved into casting and had fun with lots of up and comers.

>>940071904
shut the fuck up, fag

>>940037870 (OP)
Stop making these stupid threads you fucking spambot

celebs per se, no, but I've fucked a few well known politicians from my country.
more specifically (but not limited to) Alejandra Barrales, I loved that woman