Another story for my Cringe Bank
>Be me
>College fag dorming.
>Cant sleep... melatonin and gooning aught to fix that.
>Retrieve ancient relic from the bottom of my sock drawer.
>Shower towel + Caddy + Loofa = great disguise.
>Its around 2 in the morning so I have the dorm showers all to myself for the next 20 minuets.
>Close door.. Push mop against door as countermeasure.
>Pray to the silicone gods and worship at their alter.
>Finish
>Eyes barely able to stay open... Grab towel and wash off...
>Walk back to dorm room in towel...
>Go to sleep instantly, like magic
>Next day the cleaning staff are already at work while I jet off to classes.
>Boringday.Cl
>Get back to the dorms.. need to shit
>Enter bathroom.... See loofa....
>OH FUCK.PANIC
>Check shower stall.
>The remains of my equestrian adventure is placed neatly on the floor of the public shower
>Where its been for 12 hours
>next to the loofa I use....
>Next to my brand of shampoo...
>Its been cleaned
The thought of the poor 80 yr old japanese cleaning lady washing my fleshlight and the fact that everyone that came across it in the dorm knows it was mine will haunt me for years....
I may never look at anyone in the dorm in the eyes again...
might ack myself honestly..
finna go to work now enjoy my cringe, god know I couldnt share this anywhere else
>College fag dorming.
>Cant sleep... melatonin and gooning aught to fix that.
>Retrieve ancient relic from the bottom of my sock drawer.
>Shower towel + Caddy + Loofa = great disguise.
>Its around 2 in the morning so I have the dorm showers all to myself for the next 20 minuets.
>Close door.. Push mop against door as countermeasure.
>Pray to the silicone gods and worship at their alter.
>Finish
>Eyes barely able to stay open... Grab towel and wash off...
>Walk back to dorm room in towel...
>Go to sleep instantly, like magic
>Next day the cleaning staff are already at work while I jet off to classes.
>Boringday.Cl
>Get back to the dorms.. need to shit
>Enter bathroom.... See loofa....
>OH FUCK.PANIC
>Check shower stall.
>The remains of my equestrian adventure is placed neatly on the floor of the public shower
>Where its been for 12 hours
>next to the loofa I use....
>Next to my brand of shampoo...
>Its been cleaned
The thought of the poor 80 yr old japanese cleaning lady washing my fleshlight and the fact that everyone that came across it in the dorm knows it was mine will haunt me for years....
I may never look at anyone in the dorm in the eyes again...
might ack myself honestly..
finna go to work now enjoy my cringe, god know I couldnt share this anywhere else
