Thread 940048303

s/fur

No, thanks.

floof

so what you're saying is you *want* to see my booty?

>>940048360
where did you get this image of me?

not necessarily

too bad, I'm posting it anyway because I'm high and feeling silly tonight
someone touch my fat ass and little titties

>>940048303 (OP)
Girls can be kinky mf'ers. Anyone met any with strange kinks?

>>940048365
I used to play barotrauma and host PVP servers and get sloshed.
Its always pretty epic getting to watch a crew turn on each other before they even encounter the enemy sub

>>940048410
now you know how to be a pirate in the 16th century!

>>940048592
yeah that can be fun
I never really played barotrauma tho, idk why but I don't really like games like that

I needs to get back to working out so I can get an even bigger booty
I hope my genes give me a huge ass so I can be a hot little milf

smalls like tumblr eww

>>940048596
hooray!

>>940048637
Most people wouldnt like a 2d autism simulator
Same reason ss13 is pretty dead

>>940048777
one of my friends does tho, I'm pretty sure he's played it before
he loves games like that

weh

wah

woh

>>940048713
dumblr is still a thing?

>>940048827
He's an autist isnt he

>>940049185
Yes, somehow

>>940048527
juicy ass, would

>>940049416
noooo i own this soap dispenser :(

not even dani bothers with this place anymore

>>940049185
no, it's actually my normal friends that like those kinds of games

>>940049416
need

that kratom hit me hard tonight, but it took a long time to build up
I hope with all the moving and being busy and oxytocin I'll sleep even better than last night

wuh

>>940048550

None who were open about them in real life.

I have an attractive nurse coworker who joking-not joking referred to herself as "neurodivergent." She also said, with a genuine expression on her face, that her Catholic faith could pick her up but also worry her about some of the things she's done or thought.

I'm not one to pry. If I had the ability to read minds, it would mostly go to waste. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious what she's hiding.

>>940049791
ask her next time she says something related to it
or be bold and ask her outright

>>940049830
what

Of course, I presume sexuality in the equation.

It could be that her "concerns" are things like having moments of doubt and worrying that God will punish her for said doubts. And her alleged neurodivergence could just be her being a somewhat scatterbrained individual.

I guess I'd prefer to think of her as the good girl with the face of an angel -- and a dirty secret.

It's the romantic in me.

>>940049856
ask her out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMALbhJU6M

>>940049912
nice
true herm booty is a rare treat

>>940049846

It's doubtful there will be a next time. I'm a Protestant, but I don't discuss religion.

And the likelihood of her bringing up anything "neurodivergent" again would probably be as simple as her offhandedly saying something to the effect of, "[It's] Just me being crazy."

I could ask, "Why do you say that?" But I couldn't expect much of an answer.

>>940049966
it might be worth asking, she might even be a furry
I like asking things like that once you get to know someone, and when it isn't creepy or weird I guess

guys
its almost 9
sleep?

>>940049854
Bug racism

>>940049947
that's a strapon
but yea

>>940049355
I hope its filled with TDS

>>940049515
Normies like Cowadooky tho

>>940050114
based

Even normies are becoming sick and tired of cowadoodie when Blops 7's trailer came out
>>940050171
Last I checked, no

>>940050114
o

>>940050150
you sure?
that looks like lingerie to me

>>940050251
only took them 15 years to realize CoD was dogshit

>15 years
*12 years
When Ghosts came out, it was all joever

>>940050393
true
Halo for life, Halo 'til death

>>940049921

Nah.

She can be flirty when she needs an ego boost. But she knows when to reel me in and when to cut the line.

She's not playing hard to get. I'm older than her. I'm heavier than her. If she wanted, she could have the male nurse who was a running back in college. I'm not the only one crushin' on her. At least two to three other male coworkers (including one of the doctors) and a female nurse have eyes for her too.

>>940050045

I doubt it.

nintendo is shooting themselves in the leg
microsoft is killing anything xbox and their gaming division
sony has to be smart and lead the charge now
indie devs have a huge oppritunity to shine

>>940050481
well if nobody has made a move yet then what's stopping you?

The doctor in question is actually my favorite doctor at the hospital.

But he does corner her with a lot of inane non-flirting laced with heavy underscores of, "Man, if I were ten years younger....."

>>940050328
would be red if it was real, no?

bug tiddies

every time i see bug tiddy i always think of roach milk :[

>>940050525

what Ninty do now?

>>940050527

For one thing, what I see in the mirror. For another, the inflection in her voice when she says, "Hi, buddy."

>>940050929
this
yhep

gnight

>>940051016
get new CEOs

nite eth, enjoy ur non-roach milk

mm milk

Would you suck a roach girl's tiddys dry?

declined

>>940051158
tell em

>>940048303 (OP)
i'm so sorry anon. i don't know how to make things better. i can only hope that you can find a way to fix this.

ded

live damn you, live

very

Talk Like a Pirate Day be over.

Yarrrrgh.

not L8 enuf to make u walk the plank

>>940050636
not necessarily
as an expert in all things furry penis there are quite a few abnormally colored penises on men and herms

>>940051016
I wouldn't worry too much about what's in the mirror, but what do I know?

I let my kitty cat snuggle with me for an hour or more
should I actually sleep and let her sleep with me?

pat her and send her on her way

It's so difficult trying to properly categorize and maintain folders. I created one called "Waifu" to specifically save images of my favorite furry characters. And I have a separate one called 2MB for files that won't fit on /b/.

So what happens if a character who belongs in the Waifu folder ends up being more than 2MB? Should I have a "Waifu High Rez" or "Waifu 2MB" folder?

>>940053900

Yes.

>>940053961
she's been stressed out lately because of 3 other people, 1 of whom being a baby
she's been sleeping on my bed with me recently because I had to kinda make her realize she had a comfy spot there, but this time it's been all on her own
she's a crazy little feral sweetheart

okay real eep time now
good night s/frens <3

No need to categorize folders if you have everything in one folder.

>>940053862

She says "buddy" with the same inflection as someone speaking to a cat or a dog.

It's consciously chosen. It's there to let me know that, yes, we are on friendly terms. No, she will never see me as anything more than her "buddy" and I needn't ask. It's establishing boundaries. And I can respect that.

There's no future there -- just a coworker who is pleasant to talk to and easy on the eyes.

>>940054192

I know some of you would be annoyed if I randomly selected a g/fur pic from a shared folder.

>>940054143

'night

>>940054089

My dog was so anti-people that, when guests would come over, she'd walk to the back door and request to be let outside until they left.

>>940054281
If people are incapable of handling some accidents every now and then they are weaklings and their interests shouldn't be accounted for.

>>940054379

Yeah, but I could also keep separate folders for separate interests.

>>940054444
No one takes their furry related activity seriously unless they are degenerate.

>>940054594

It's not like I'm creating separate folders for nuns and country girls. But I do have folders for gay, straight, herm, high resolution, etc.

And I intend to put together one for strange magic, etc.

Confirmed degenerate.

PARTICULARLY those with an impregnation fetish.

everyone has an impregnation fetish

>>940054727

Yes, quite.

>>940054915

Before I deleted everything, I had pics of MEN being impregnated.

see?

fursi futures plummeting, fursi mildly gey

I'm going to bed -- perhaps to have degenerate dreams.

even the gays like pergananancy

>>940055309
don't die in your sleep!

what say you foxxy?

...

>>940048527
Would worship those cute feet

>>940056079
Saved.

>>940055651
Delicious Paws

>>940048303 (OP)
Fur furries seem got when you kid but the n not

>>940058210
Cute gay.

Cat.

>>940059321
Tiny paw.

>>940060105
Smol.

>>940048550
I only lurk threads but I got a small story. I've recently met a woman who is in the fandom and shares the same fav kink/fetish as I do (it's niche but not extreme), and we've been flirting back and forward for a bit now. It's honestly really cool to share something personal like that with someone and while nothing too serious has happened yet It'll be interesting to see to see if things continue well.

Anyways back to lurking.

>>940060347
>woman
Anon I have bad news for you.

Slob on my knob like it's corn on the cob

>>940066222
Lick on my dick like it's cheese on a stick

>>940066250
Moar milk plz

>>940066607
I'd smoke her blunt

gay

It was a gay cat image

>>940071074
>>940071074
>>940071074

>>940069468

them paws is nice