Thread 940071074

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Ready for Cooler Weather Edition

floof

i'm ready for some rain

when she aiming at a hot dog

>>940071120
It's supposed to rain here in a few hours

Wtf should I do today? Helldiver's ain't really hitting with nobody to play with

I didn't realize my stepdad didn't even hold the baby until today...
I held the baby 3 times, as soon as I got up this morning to tell my family goodbye
I need a wife and a baby in my life

>>940071222
Gross, a baby

'member when certain Sony camcorders could sorta do this trick in the right circumstances?

bat booty

>>940071259
hey, babies are cute
I just like them a lot more when they're family

I don't, I'm a zoomer and never had a camcorder

>>940071200
well I'd ask to play SoT, but I've got to get a work today
I've been fucking off for way too long, and whenever my grandfather dies I'll have a car payment
no idea when it'll be, but I've gotta get some money saved regardless

>>940071289
Babies fuckin suck, they're gross and loud and smelly and sticky and ewww

>>940071325
all animals are gross and smelly
they aren't bad if you actually clean them
it's a lot more tolerable when they're your blood and you love them

ask floofer what she thinks
she'll agree with me because I'm always right

no comment

??

typical
I'll put a baby in you, nerd

Human babies are the grossest shit ever, I'll die on that hill

>>940071452
not grossest, but close.
also those arms

>>940071452
and you really think you're going to get with Sunshine?
you aren't man enough, coomer

dream of piloting mecha

...where's my energy drink?

>>940071521
I had a cool dream a couple nights ago and don't remember what happened because I didn't write it down :(
last night was kinda boring

get a pumpkin spice latte like me
you ain't a real goth witch if you ain't drinking coffee, and the best one at that

>>940071582
don't feel like walking to the store this morning

>>940071514
unbelievable girl

>>940071629
Walk outside naked, take photos, post em, profit.

>>940071629
order them in bulk so you don't have to go outside
like a true NEET

>>940071821
smol titty is just as nice as big titty

>>940071200
Could play a faproulette together to more furs or play Silksong or FFXIV

>>940071879
Smol titty is best titty

ooh wife got some quality tuna
going to have a seared piece with some rice later, yum
haven't had a nice piece of fish in quite a while, maybe a year or so

>>940072166
Oh nice, lightly seared tuna and rice is delicious. Slap a little furikake on there if u got it

>W0RKM

>>940072272
ya i eat just rice and furikake a lot
having some seared tuna with it will be luxurious

mff room booking was supposed to be up 30min ago

>>940072364
Is that some furry convention? I can't imagine you mentioning this for any other reason.

Armored Core will fill those desires

feeling pretty good this morning

>>940072166
yummy, I'd be eating a lot of fish if I lived in Seattle

>>940072364
take me with you

>>940073185
same

It do be an oddly nice Saturday

floofer, Parsnip, when are we gonna go to a furry convention and get high and have fun?
I'll bring the cute face masks if you really want to cover it up

idk
i have infinite free time, i just don't usually travel well

>>940073398
you did fine when you were visiting me
I had a good time despite the lack of sleep and caffeine for most of the time
I really think a smaller con would be nice for all of us, there's lot of cool panels to check out
my favorite ones were the science ones about nuclear reactors and stuff, there's a ton of stuff to do at them
I think you'd like it more than you think you would, and with two us going and myself having been to cons before I think it would be a great time
push yourself out of your comfort zone a little, I did and I don't regret it at all, and want to do it again

>>940073185
A most horrifying prospect.

Gonna go for a walk to grab some edibles before it starts raining

>>940073949
edibles fun
but 5mg was not enough for me
I need like, 7.5 to feel anything
10 is kinda too much for me last time I took that much tho

us 3 when?

getting high and thinking it's fun is mental illness

*humps sunshine*

Lol 5mg. I just got like 200mg

>>940074622
Rude, ask first. Sunshine, may I hump you a little please?

>>940074508
it is fun
it's a way of life in many cultures, it's how many people come of age or have a spiritual experience with the help of a shaman
we may not even be here had our ancestors not tripped balls on mushrooms if that theory has any weight

>>940075027
yeah your tolerance is a lot higher than mine
have fun spending way more money on weed than I ever will lmao

>>940075238
Is that the theory that the psilocybin jump-started evolution to favor bigger brains in us? I think stamets had a bit too much when he dreamed up that one perhaps

>>940075313
yeah, that's why I'm skeptical of it
it's a cool theory, but still, animals love drugs
not just humans, but also deer, jaguars, and so on

>>940075357
Pretty much every species that's halfway intelligent, lol. Chimps consume 2 or more standard drinks a day just from fermented fruit. Probably part of why humans are prone to alcoholism

>>940075440
deer are dumb af tho
but yeah probably
weed is better anyway

>>940075696
Being real drunk is fun for like 10 minutes and then sucks complete balls for like 2 days. Being real high is fun the whole time, and at MOST you feel weird for a day after. Weed goated, no comp

Being sober and a capable adult is fun.

>>940075843
meh, I don't get hungover even when I drink heavily because I always eat something, and drink 0.5-1L of water
being high can go either way for me
it can help me calm down, but like yesterday when I decided to get high with the family my anxiety went through the roof
I gotta get high alone to really enjoy it

cat is that u?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qa4fYfCGgA

Most certainly not.

those fucking piece of shit geese came over and started eating the nuts and berries my mom and I left out for the crows
one of these days I'm going to set up my bow and shoot one of those Canadian nigger birds
it's time to buy a target and get to practicing

>>940077456
Planning to torture animals now?
Institutionalize this user

>>940077688
Are the living conditions in factory farms not eligible as a form of torture?

>>940077688
no because torturing is wanting them alive and to suffer
a bow offers a quick death with the right placement
are you against hunting deer?

>>940073398
>i have infinite free time
i'm so jelly,
can i borrow some?

>>940073317
i guess true

>>940077832
sure, not like i'm doing much with it

Fuuuug I'm high as balls. Anyone else watching the football?

>>940077829
No, you moron, geese heart is tiny, head is round and small, arrow will simply slide off
Arrow will be embed and geese will yell and suffer for several days, and all because Dash think he always knows better that everyone
Immature and stupid opinion, it doest not even has real life experience, not even theory

>>940078350
brother, nobody likes these geese
there were shotgun shells I found in the yard from the previous owner shooting them, and he was a cop
they shit everywhere including in the pool so you can't walk through the yard, they're obnoxious little fucking assholes who fight each other, and my sister and brother-in-law asked why we don't shoot them because they would
they stayed on the other side of the yard this morning because both of my sisters chased them yesterday
I don't care what you think in this regard, they're invasive pests that no sane person likes or wants around

geese are also delish

slug in a shell for proof
a slimy one, that is, not the shotgun round

I mean I could just buy a shotgun if you want it to die quicker
they need to fuck off regardless

>>940078568
Plenty of area to dig your teeth in.

>>940078618
You should def get a shotgun, it'll kill one quicker, and scare off the rest. And you should definitely eat it

>>940078008
All we have here in bong is Purdue / Notre Dame
Only made acceptable by ND already being 0-2

>>940078779
Ah lame, I get like 7 games OTA

>>940078765
I'd have to get it from a private sale
pretty sure I have to wait 5 more years to get a gun having been institutionalized
I should have gotten one a year or two ago when I could, but oh well

>>940078827
You seriously don't have grandpappies old 410 bird gun in the closet somewhere?

>>940078813
NCAA doesn't want the foreign market I guess and I'm too lazy and cheap to do the VPN and 60 a month for Hulu or whatever

>>940078872
no, the 410 was my stepmother's, and my dad has a couple .22s
my brother got a .22 at some point, but I'd rather have a shotgun anyway

>>940078961
A .22 would still be loud enough to scare em off I bet, just shoot in the airz don't even need to kill

>>940079053
well I told my stepdad we need more firecrackers, not those pathetic little pop-its
we had those M80 big bois but idk what happened to them

hm, it looks like M-80s used to be 200mg of explosive, but I guess the ones now are limited to 50mg
this gives me an idea....

>>940079235
RIP your fingers also how's it going

>>940079235
Lol, don't fuck with explosives

>>940079352
I'm procrastinating getting to work, really gotta do that soon
how you doing squeaker?

>>940079399
Yeah good ty been crazy busy through today, can't wait to sleep in tomorrow and do very little

>>940079394
brother, I've been fucking with explosives since I was like 8 years old
my dad used to go across the state line and get fireworks from Alabama, and we were not the only ones
we'd have parties with my dad's friends, and nobody cared
they finally made legal here, and I am exactly the kind of Georgian who will fuck around with explosives like tannerite

Bill Tanner is a cool guy

>>940079497
good to hear, hopefully you can get some good sleep tonight

I meant to say Daniel Tanner but my brain thought Bill Ruger for a moment, who is not cool and was a shitty boomer who supported the 1994 Assault Weapons Act

time to quit fucking around and get to work
bye

>>940079827
Enjoy ur capitalism

>>940079827
enjoy money, vampire child

>>940079973
had to smoke and chase off the Canadianiggers again
I swear to god, I'm going to get a shotgun even if I just get blanks to scare them off
*now* time for work

Why you hating on CanadaHonkers

Can't tolerate those damned honkies, smh racist

Once again intolerance rears its ugly head in s/fur

>loud
>Aggressive
>Large enough to do some damage
>Shit everywhere
Oh yeah, geese are greate

>>940080613
if you had the misfortune of living on a lake with them then you'd probably hate them too

>>940080895
only the geese
the rest of the birds are cool

all burds are tasty in their own right

>>940080926
and they demand you feed them but hiss if you get near them
those ungrateful pieces of shit deserve to be put in an oven

>>940080967
Hey man as long as you actually eat them, kill away

>>940081014
I better learn how to start cooking goose because that would be a nice celebratory Thanksgiving dinner

I'm guessing they taste awful

>>940081232
if their taste is anything like their personality then they're probably the worst

>>940081382
They're pretty fatty. I'd recommend oar boiling them first to render off some fat, then finish in the oven. Score em deep and season well

my leggy and right glute is kinda sore from ripping the jet-skis yesterday
my sister and I wanted to take them out real quick, and I was expecting her to ride them the way they were supposed to be ridden with 180 or 200hp
instead she putted around at 10 mph like it was a little boat whereas I immediately gunned it to 60 mph the moment it was safe
turning them fuckers as fast as you can and trying to hold on is a lot of fun, might be good practice for when I get a bike because I love the g force and feeling of turning something fast and nimble
I yearn for the track

>>940081540
I know nothing about cooking, but I'll have to keep that in mind
these bastards certainly have no shortage of fat

>me on the left
there is no sexier leather anyone could wear than a Dianese race suit
one day I will own one, and I will track my bike
... if only I had more work to do

>>940082271
what dis mean

idk

>>940082353
I assume it means you need a hug

Who doesn't need a hug these days?

>Oh I love tinned fish
>Yes I do
>I like tinned fish
>How bout you?
>Sardines and mackerel
>Salmon too!
>I love tinned fish
> How bout you?

The store had a 2 for 1 sale, so I'm snacking on them fishy bois

Enjoy ur healthy fats and proteins

>>940083593
And heavy metals \m/

>>940071074 (OP)
i'm a little cold, but it's pretty nice out.

i'm not a fan of this weather. i'm not a fan of this weather. i'm not a fan of this weather. i'm not a fan of this weather

>>940083721
How metal are we talking here

>>940084029
More hair

a parking spot has been made for when I inherit a car
but it was mostly to have a place to show off a motorcycle really

Admit it, it's mostly a place to strike risqué poses in Dianese leathers.

hey, we don't talk about my OnlyBikes page

Wine bottle empty, bed beckons, nn

>>940086058
sleep well squeaker

fack, they sent the wrong link for room booking no wonder. nothing good available now.

this year sucks hard

:3

Quit suckin off this year like you're suckin a golf ball through a garden hose

Every year from now on will be worse

this year is pretty bad, but still has a way to go to beat last year.

I'm aware
and yet people think suicide is wrong

is this the part where I send the thread to the.... thingy.

thingy?

Hes gonna whip his thingy out

it leaves wiggle room for assumptions.

I hate assumptions

some of the worst things done in history have been done because of assumptions.

I have been through Hell, and I will continue to live through it no matter how bad it gets... unless someone kills me before Father Time does

who asked

nobody, and that's why I said it
stop being a pussy

>>940088276
You interrupted my cereal for that?

>The descriptions I have...
>read in memoirs,
>heard from sages,
>spectacled in the arts;
>of this place that the common language calls Hell,
>are terrifying.
>I do not know what harem of gods governs this place,
>I do not know why they design it as such,
>I do not know if mortals actually go here,
>for what reasons they may encounter this place.
>I do not know if its visitors can leave.
>I do not know why this place was even allowed to be conceived to exist.