Thread 940075134

>pedro pascal
>stepehen colbert
>jimmy kimmel

>>940075134 (OP)
Is that a deadly threat masquerading as a harmless internet joke?

>>940075134 (OP)
>Larry Fink
>Kathleen Kennedy
>Jeff Bezos

>>940075137
Nice.
>Ari Juels

>>940075136
Why did this guy start talking about cp randomly. Sounded very much like guilty conscience projection

>>940075137
>Kathleen Kennedy
Literal proof the Right Wing incel Nerds are not the violent ones.

If she'd been killed by some Star Wars sperg and they found her body with a toy lightsabre shoved up her arse would you really have been shocked?

But that never happened, after all her bullshit, so it tells you who definitely ISN'T the problem.

>>940075134 (OP)
>Bill Maher
>Nicolas Hoult

>>940075137
>Mark Zuckerberg

>>940075134 (OP)
>nick fuentes
>sam hyde
>the black monkey bitch

>>940075141
>Nicolas Hoult
Qrd?

>>940075134 (OP)
Africa, Mexico
INDIA
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>get shinigami eyes
>when I can't see someone's name over their head I just shoot them and burn their note if I can find it
>don't even write a single name down in mine
>try to figure out some way to get Ryuk killed

>>940075134 (OP)
>Donald Trump
>Died by hanging due to dementia

>Nick Fuentes
>Died of AIDS

>Elon Musk
>Died of shock after being raped by his son

>Ben Shapiro
>Died in a gas chamber

>J.D. Vance
>Died of norovirus colitis while having sex with his wife

>>940075134 (OP)
You are in a cult if you are this obsessed.

>Write my own name down
>"Dies of suffocation via Sydney Sweeney sitting on my face"
Now we wait

>>940075147
>Died of AIDS
The thing is Fuentes wouldn't die overnight of it, the Death Note literally would just give him the disease and he'd still be kicking, also we have treatments for AIDS these days so its not like he won't keep on ticking

>>940075134 (OP)
Assuming middle names don't count then only 1 of those would even work. Pedro's first name is José and Jimmy is James.

>>940075149
>dies of a heart attack while a shinigami laughs at you

>>940075149
that also kills sydney by the rules of the death note, any name written regardless of context dies
>write she dies by boobing too hard in a panic once i realize the horror of what ive done and wanting to save the situation best i can

>>940075150
What if the commie writes SUPERAIDS?

>>940075150
yes yes yes YES HELLO!
I AM HERREEEEEE to correct you (and embarass you infront of your peers on "the chan")
yes yes yes we do have treatment for HIVVVVVVVVV
Not for AIDs.
If you have AIDssssss you have LOST the battle.
I trust the matter is now settled.

>>940075134 (OP)
> A Pimp Named Slickback

>>940075134 (OP)
Since the Death Note's power can't really be proven in any quantifiable manner, L's case against Light in court wouldn't get far and any decent defense attorney could get the case thrown out or made into a mistrial

>>940075155
It'd still develop the way AIDS does naturally, meaning it'd start as HIV

>>940075134 (OP)
>the jews
...Light, it doesn't work like that
>THE YIDS
You have to know their actual name and face
>ALL HEEBS ON EARTH

>>940075134 (OP)
>everyone on the Epstein list

>>940075149
if they can't perform the task within 30 seconds they just die of a heart attack so you better be in proximity of her for it to work

>>940075160
>wait, why are all my idols dropping dead?

>>940075134 (OP)
Could he solve the Kira case?

Patton Oswalt, Seth Rogen, Tim Heidecker

>>940075147
Lol

>>940075142
>Hilary Clinton
>Barack Obama
>Benjamin Netanyahu

>>940075163
>No blood splatter...shit
>Dexter, there's no evidence to suggest this was a murder. And if your hunch is right, you're going against cosmic forces that you've never encountered before. It's best that you stay out of this
>He killed my kpop idol, I'm not staying on the sidelines.

>>940075163
Dexter wouldn't bother because Kira kills criminals. He'd likely let Kira continue to operate
Light would probably do the same since the Bay Harbor Butcher kills other killers.

Tbh, I don't think most of the police force in Dexter would notice the pattern of how Kira kills, Light's MO was usually via heart attack

>>940075163
>mogs ur investigation

>quentin taratino
>dies getting raped by a pack of niggers

>>940075169
The problem with the Psych guys is they'd never deduce Kira's fatal flaw like L did
Light is egotistical and easily goaded into acting a fool as Ludacris says, but Light isn't stupid and he'd see through their bullshit pretty quickly

>>940075170
>dies from suffocation by a pack of elderly men with athletes foot and untrimmed toenails stepping on his face

>>940075134 (OP)
Reading the replies I'm just glad Deathnote isn't real. American culture war and politics are just full of nasty hypocrites people on both sides. Light was above that, if you want to play god you have to make sure everyone fears you, hence why he went for the criminals first, not politician

>>940075169
>Lavender Gooms
>Ghee Buttersnaps
>Ovaltine Jenkins
Why won't he die?

>>940075163
Book Dexter would see Ryuk and has his own Shinigami so he would, TV Dexter is a pussy so no.

>>940075163
I wanna say the team from Criminal Minds would guess some things correctly (Kira is a mission-oriented killer, he has a God Complex, that Kira likely has ties to law enforcement) but wouldn't be able to guess his occupation, or age or anything else
Light would just keep dicking with them for his amusement before killing them all

>>940075170
This but Brie Larson

>>940075171
they've solved way crazier cases. Light's ego would be his downfall. Much like if Columbo was on the case, Light would become furious with their antics and would eventually start making mistakes

like
>>940075174
said. Gus would be practically unkillable. Plus the super-sniffer.

>>940075169
>WAIT! I'm... having.... a... vis... ion... ARGH THE LIGHT he beckons me...
>What's he doing?
>It's part of his "process"
>Gee gads! IT IS HE THE DEMON OF YOUR DETSRUCTION! *clutches chest and collapses motionless*
>(what's going on?! I didn't write his name in the book? Does someone else in this room have a death note? And are they so easily spooked that they'd kill this moron in front of everyone? This isn't good, for all I know they could be targeting everyone. I have to think fast.)
>Okay I'm better
>WHAT? Why would you pretend to die?!
>I didn't pretend, I was taken to the great beyond where I learnt that... drumroll please... LIGHT YAGAMI is the killer!

>>940075179
i'd watch the fuck out of this

>>940075178
The issue becomes if they'd ever suspect a police chief's son of being an extremist vigilante serial killer
Light could become annoyed by them but he's planted fake clues for L to find before and he'd do the same here

>>940075181
>His name is Light Yagami Gus, come on that's "I'm a gay" backwards. He's got to be the guy.

>>940075163
No but they could

>>940075183
>He had a heart attack and died?! Did the salt circle break?
>No, it's still intact. Undisturbed.
>Shit. Okay, here's the plan: I'll go and comfort his hot sister and try to keep her safe. You try and get in touch with Cas. If anyone can figure out what's going on it's him

>>940075181
>The issue becomes if they'd ever suspect a police chief's son
there's multiple Psych episodes where Shawn IMMEDIATELY knows it's the child of someone rich/powerful. are you havin' a laff?

>>940075168
He killed anyone that got in his way like that innocent FBI agent and his fiancee.

>>940075183
I mean, they aren't cops beholden to the rules of law enforcement. But the problem with them is they always use aliases and Misa's Shinigami Eyes would give up their real names

>>940075187
God (Chuck) would bring them back.

>>940075163
Vic could and he'd leverage it as blackmail to get Light to work for him

>>940075157
Misa has the money to afford only the best defense lawyer around

>>940075190
>"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is suspected of being the most elusive serial killer of our time when, even as we speak there are still people dying at the hands of Kira."
>"L, isn't even a real detective, he's a private investigator who runs on a series of wild hunches involving death gods and supernatural phenomenon. He's wasted numerous resources and time following my client."
>"This man has a whole bright future ahead of him, you think he'd jeopardize that by becoming a murderer? No he's the son of the Chief of Police, Soichiro Yagami taught Light here to uphold the rule of law, which Kira does not."

>>940075189
I dunno, I feel like Mackey would supply Light the names of criminals that are well too protected in exchange for Light letting Strike Team go about their business

>>940075190
Doesn't Saul usually represent people guilty beyond a doubt? That right there would cement to L that Light is Kira

>>940075150
The maximum length you can delay a death from the notebook is 23 days. At most, he'd be deathly ill for three weeks then keel over.

>>940075138
THAT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW...

>>940075168
>Dexter wouldn't bother because Kira kills criminals
In the second episode he immediately kills the fake L simply because he was talking shit to him

>>940075195
That's only true if you try to write other conditions into the manner of death.
Writing only the name of the disease causes death based on the natural progression of that disease.

>>940075198
part 2

>>940075193
>in exchange for Light letting Strike Team go about their business
Light would never cut a deal like that since crooked cops are still criminals and Light would almost certainly just kill the entirety of the Barn except for maybe Dutch and Claudette and be done with it

>>940075163
>>940075197
Dexter also wouldn't notice the MO since Light kills mostly by inflicting heart attacks, that's the thing people forget is that only L figured out the pattern by being L

OP.
OP's mother.
OP's father.

>>940075201
hehehe

Well /tv/?

>>940075205
Isn't that the same "artist" that drew Assigned Male?

>>940075140
I've been thinking for years that it's amazing there were no reports, none, of Rian Johnson getting death threats after the last jedi.

>>940075205
What the fuck does Kimmel's firing have to do with trannies lol

>>940075202
L didn't discover the pattern become the pattern was obvious for everyone to witness.

>>940075200
>Dutch
Light could probably frame Dutch as Kira, go dormant for a few months and begin anew after using the note to kill Dutch in prison

>>940075145
Holy shit Light, it worked!

>>940075200
I think he would if only temporary, he did keep Misa after all.

>>940075205
Trannies are a social construct, one that I do not subscribe to.

>>940075202
>only L figured out the pattern
Did you watch the show, retard? Light wasn't subtle. Now maybe a few victims go unnoticed because of lifestyle choices but Dexter is smart enough to figure out the heart attacks are not random

Now could Dexter deduce that Light is Kira? That's up for debate, it takes Dexter time to figure out his targets and Light is good at putting up a front of a normal teenage boy.

I think Doakes would however suspect something is off about Light

>>940075212
Misa was useful to him in the long term because she has the Shinigami Eyes, Vic is not that useful in the long term and would become more a liability than anything

>>940075422
I imagine it would be difficult for most people to even imagine that Kira is a human. L was a special case because of his autism and even he had doubts.

>>940075422
>could Dexter deduce that Light is Kira?
IIRC in the show Dexter himself has seen through the facades of killers before, he'd almost certainly pick up on it

>Doakes
Is a dumb nigger who botched his chances at catching Dexter red-handed, he'd almost certainly fail at catching Light

>>940075134 (OP)
He should've fucked the FBI guy's wife instead of killing her, manipulate the bitch through sex

Haven't been on /b/ in years

>>940079172
Would have raised too much suspicion.
>Raye Penber died in the most suspicious manner of all the agents and his fiance tries to contact me with information.
>When Watari reaches out to her she has nothing to say, but I notice she started dating Light who was one of the suspects being trailed by Penber.
>The probability Light is Kira is now 8%

>>940080018
>dating
Nigga who said anything about dating

>>940075511
>Vic is not that useful
The bald fuck would be handing him criminals to kill, how is that not useful?

>>940075187
>Misa
Sam and Dean Winchester aren't above killing humans, they'd just kill Misa before she can give Light their names

Then they'd kill Light, Ryuk, and take the Death Note somewhere to be destroyed

>>940075163
Book Dexter yes
Show Dexter no

>>940075205
>Cancel culture is only good when WE do it you fucking bigots >:(
Reap the whirlwind, faggot

>>940075511
He'd be useful enough that he could start getting the gangbangers and street thugs aware that yes, Kira is hunting them too and they'll be bringing themselves out into the open

Then once Mackey stops being useful, Light kills him, Shane, and Lem all at once

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
....

>>940075134 (OP)
Why did Light keep Misa around as long as he did? Mikami had Shinigami Eyes and Takada was supplying him pussy when he wanted