Thread 940081379

dating app stories? pictures?
how many girls have you fucked from the apps?
any tips?

>>940081379 (OP)
Have a decent size cock pick with shorts no underwear

>>940082675
did yall fuck? how was it?

>>940082728
Duh i have a 7 inch cock and white passing mexican. Women let me raw dog them on dates and send nudes on snap after an hour of talking

>>940082728
Forgot her pic

>>940083045
She let me cream pie her and called me captain hook. Had to get her wisdom teeth removed and called me over to still suck my cock dry.
A good true whore

>>940082675
Damn, it's that easy to bad 3/10s?

>>940083327
I mean any pussy is good pussy when its free for me to cum in and block after

>>940083484
>any pussy is good pussy
>being this desperate
have some fucking standards you virgin beta

>>940083327
>>940083484
Im not wifyimg them, just using their bodies as cum dumps

What's the point of faking all these conversations?

>>940083685
mexican dude seems insufferable so im not defending him
but girls are thirsty anon. i dont doubt any of these convos.

>>940083558
>Virgin beta

Lmaoo okay faggot stick to your trannies and your mom

>>940083685
Why woud fake old screen shots lmao? Im answering the thread . Women are whores and let any 5/10 man with sub optimal talking skills and average cock use them

>>940083813
These threads come up every DAY and you can tell that they are photoshopped images.
I want someone to answer me, as to WHY you fuckers make these threads.

>>940083740
>coomer who goons over messages from 3/10s he received years ago to a fake profile callling other people losers

>>940083988
Why do these fags make any threads? Im tired of log fags and nigger cock threads. Its part of b

>>940083988
im op
i dont really lurk b much i didnt even think these threads were that common
Im back grinding on the apps and wanted to hear from other anons their experience and maybe see some cute girls naked.
I dont think any of these convos are shooped. that seems weird and useless.

>be me
>single again at 50
>go on Match dot com
>meet all kinds of insane females from age 30 to 50
>2nd Date Sex is essentially the new norm, if they like you enough to see you a second time, they're also going to fuck you
>owning a jacuzzi + 2 hours and knowing how to cook are also a benefit - accumulate wealth, learn how to cook and be well read, young men
>fuck some crazy broads tho
>women at age 35+ seem to go into rutting mode where all they want to do is filthy sex
>filthy sex is like her eating my ass for 20 minutes straight, then having me fuck her in every hole, then sucking the cum juices off of me while I lay there trying to catch my breath before round2 of fucking (thank god for Viagra)
>they all have serious mental issues, by the way
>decide after doing the "one at a time" thing to just unload and start filling my calendar with bitches
>having so much sex, not sure what to do with myself
>meet and fuck bankers, lawyers, doctors, secretaries, divorced women living off their husbands alimony, you name it.
>finally meet redhead who not only fucks like a gazelle, but also can hold a conversation for hours
>she eventually wins the contest, even though some other broads suck and fuck a little better, I figure I can teach her
>12 years we're still going strong
You can find love online - just be patient - and in the meantime, fuck everything you can because its out there and fun.

>>940084168
>50
>saying 'be me'
Grow the fuck up

>>940084111
Op its me, just be yourself and slightly funny. I get more replies when cock print photos on my account. They want to be used but gotta stick out by not being the first person to seem to thisty in the convo . Once nudes are secured youre in

Im screen shotting from my google images since my GF would kill me seeing all this

>>940084168
how many women do you think you fucked from the apps?

>>940084168
P.S. This story is true.
Match dot com was a thing a dozen years ago or more. I tried eHarmony, but wasn't yet divorced, so they rejected my profile.
Not sure if Tinder was around back then...?
And I meant "Two Houses" not "two hours".
Broads like it when you got nice shit for them to nest in - just like birds - but you have to be cautious, broads will always leave something in your house, like some kind of bat-signal warning to other bitches that they've been there - plus they try to start leaving stuff in closets - which I had to put a stop to more than once.

>>940084236
appreciate it bro
she has a cute ass, would hit
did you meet your gf on the apps?

>>940084281
I had 4-5 going at once, and as they'd drop off here and there it usually only took me a week or two to get another one.
Again, the first time you actually talk to them it helps if you have an interesting story to tell and have acquired stuff along the way.
Another benefit of fucking older women: They all got their tubes tied or have an IUD and you can raw dog them all you want.
The cum gobblers were the hardest to drop for me, since that's one of my favorite things - but some of these girls were just SO messed up that I just couldn't.

>>940084374
Oh her she let me fuck her anal , she just wanted cock and made it clear when we matched. Real fucking whore that made my hand hurt from the amount of abuse she wanted from me during sex

My current gf no. I was her boss and couldnt help myself off the light skin alt girl and just so happen to get her pregnant. So this ended my dating app era

>>940084452
The cum gobblers are always the best ones bro. But mentally so fucked id never wife

>>940084111
Dont believe you