Thread 940926919

If we were roommates and you came home early from work to see me taking pictures while on the floor like this, what would you do?

Real answers only

You won't tell anyone right?

Why the hell should I care what you do? It’s a free country
That said I don’t want to get flashbanged by hole so schedule it better

>>940927044
Give me a blowjob and I'd consider not exposing your faggotry

>>940927100
Reasonable. Gotta pay rent somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>940927114
Rude >﹏< you better not last too long and don't get it in my hair >:[

>>940927100
>>940927114
The duality of man

>>940926919 (OP)
Since I caught you, I'd be wanting regular BJs and foot jobs to keep your secret. With occasional use of that tight little asshole.

>>940926919 (OP)
Call you a fag and beat the shit out of you.

>>940928121
Ugh, fiiine. But I want a discount on rent too ;p

>>940928175
Found the gayest guy ITT

>>940926919 (OP)
Hypothetically? I would gut you with my buck knife. Probably beat your face with the pommel a couple times.

>>940929172
The Freudian slips here are astounding

>>940928290
i'd probably start by asking if i can take a look.
then i'd check the pics you took and see that they were of me.

Post moar pics.

>>940929312
The ol' switcharoo, I got you, lol

>>940930027
Or what, tough guy?

>>940926919 (OP)
Honestly, probably just awkwardly stammer out an apology, and quietly slink away.

>>940930452
this is probably why im lonely as fuck

>>940930279
Have to go to bed hungry.

>>940930452
Out of shyness, embarrassment, surprise, or...?

>>940930474
Aww, anon you just need someone to help build up your confidence :]

Maybe I could help you practice (¬‿¬)

>>940930500
Joke's on you, I always go to bed hungry

>>940930532
shyness, awkwardness, and depression.

>>940930532
>>940930654
dont imagine that going well

>>940930731
i'd ask you to stop it, or i'd start taking pictures of you too.

I love sissy porn and captions but I wouldn't do anything until I confirm that you have ZERO STDs/STIs no offense but it runs high in your circles. No clue how I would be able to confirm that without being sus and showing interest.

>>940931024
lol, i dont think you'd want that, im one ugly sob, not even a shirt and thigh highs can fix. $20 bet proved that.

>>940926919 (OP)
Probably spit on my tip and penetrate you roughly until the contents of my balls are unleashed into your anus

>>940926919 (OP)
Probably awkwardly pretend I didn't see anything. My autism will prevent us from becoming lovebirds if you don't go full aggro on me, I'm afraid :///

>>940930731
>>940930997
Whats the worst that would happen? Would you explode or something?

>>940931024
Only if you're in the pictures too, that way I know you won't go telling on me

>>940931088
STD's and STI's aren't exclusive to any particular "circle"

That being said, there's nothing wrong with wanting to know that a potential sexual partner is STD free, but there's smoother ways to bring it up lol.

And you better hit it raw after i show you my bill of clean health and you show me yours too.

And I know that no one ITT will believe me, but I've never had penis before, not because I don't want it (I REALLY do) it's just that meeting up with strangers, particularly with men, is really scary

>>940931982
nah, just have to have some confidence to start when building up lol.

as for the photos, dont think youd want me in them if youre trying to be all cute, or are you thinking as some sort of blackmail to keep me from talking?

>>940926919 (OP)
Well , there is only one answer

>>940928290
as a straight man this is turning me on

>>940931399
How original (¬_¬) would you jork my peanuts or whatever afterwards too?

>>940931431
Lovebirds? slow down there, turbo. Who said I'm looking for love?
Also, as a neurodivergent myself, I don't have any problems with other NDs. In fact I kinda prefer hanging with other NDs because they are more authentic and sincere.

>>940932255
Building up to what? My ass would be right there in your face, what would you be waiting for?

Oh and it's kind of hard to try to blackmail me with photos if your dick is inside me in them lol

>>940932408
Enlighten me (¬‿¬)

>>940932451
>as a straight man
I can keep a secret if you can

>>940932826
>Enlighten me (¬‿¬)
Ask you if you need some help? For hoping to end with some action

>>940932826
oh lol, i was thinking it was you trying to blackmail me. and honestly, id rather be the one being fucked.

>>940928290
Got more like this? Asking for a friend.

>>940932826
spread those cheeks

>>940928290
god damn. breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>>940926919 (OP)
turn 360 and walk away

>>940926919 (OP)
>>940927044
>>940927340
probably start with mutual foot stuff before working up the courage to have you lick my ass ;) also probably fap a lot to the idea of boning your hot ass

>>940933019
Think you could handle it, tho?

>>940933049
Lucky for you I switch >:] But I only top people with feminine bodies. Bottoming is a whole different story

>>940933065
I have SO MANY like this. Like literally hundreds. But If I started with these then what would I build up to?

>>940933335
okay, but not because you asked

>>940933603
Handle? I can to multiple rounds so can you handle me I can ask same?
Because that hole looks tight for my dick

>>940933451
I think of myself as more of a snack, tbh

>>940933581
Wait so, you'd ask me to eat your ass, but you would just fap to the idea of fucking me, instead of just asking to do that too?

>>940933648
>multiple rounds
uh huh, sure you will ;p
Show pics or didn't happen >:]

>>940933820
Sorry i don't post on 4chan

>>940933603
>Lucky for you I switch >:] But I only top people with feminine bodies. Bottoming is a whole different story

aye, fair enough, im similar, have to be a certain amount feminine to be attractive to me, and i certainly don't find myself attractive

>>940933820
I'm shy lol, but if I walked in on you like this then things would probably go different (definitely saving this pic)

The fuck is with all the fag shit on this board?

>>940933973
Don't ask questions just follow flow

>>940933820
Like that build up. You looking fun as hell. My impatience was showing.

>>940933860
Everyone's got a big dick until you ask to see it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>940933887
some people are just built for it ig lol. And it's normal to not find yourself attractive, but you might be surprised by how others see you.

>>940933926
I don't think you'd stay shy for long if we were roomies (¬‿¬)

>>940933973
Don't act like you don't know why you're here. Or do you think it's more fun when you pretend to not be into it?

>>940934483
Fun, and I have the energy of a rabbit. stick around and who knows what you might see

>>940934601
Sure, but I don't have to prove a thing because I am not lying to myself. Also, I didn't say I had a big dick; I have an average 7.5-inch dick, it's just thick.

>>940934601
Now to finally answer the question.
I might need to come home earlier more often.

>>940934601
so hot, just how do you plan to make me feel less shy?

>>940934601
Ur cute and hawt at the same time.

I WANNA SEE YOU CUM PLEASE

You'd become my stress relief for the night.

>>940934601
> And it's normal to not find yourself attractive, but you might be surprised by how others see you.

Thanks, I’m a bit less depressed now for tonight, although I still don’t have much hope lol.

> Everyone's got a big dick until you ask to see it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Time for him to put up or shut up, and shut up in this case means getting caged lol

>>940926919 (OP)
if we were roommates i would have been fucking you already, my gaydar is impeccable and i can see the yearning for cock in the eyes.

>>940935100
Bruh

>>940934759
>I don't have a big dick, I just have a massive, thick hog

lol okay, I'll believe it when I see it

>>940934811
Better be careful, you might just stop leaving altogether if you don't pace yourself ;3

>>940934815
I heard somewhere that you can suck shyness out from the dick. We could give that a try and see what happens if you want

>>940935084
Ty! <3
You're just going to have to be patient >:]

>>940935093
If you're rough enough with me I'll squeak like a stress relief toy too ><

>>940935100
>Time for him to put up or shut up, and shut up in this case means getting caged lol

You mean that other anon or me? Because if you mean me, I'll have you know I like my dick AND I like using it too. I just also happen to really like cock

>>940935645
Confident, aren't we?

>>940936159
Nice cock, would sound/10. How many dif outfits u have?

>>940926919 (OP)
It depends on your roommate. They could try to kill you. People die trying to do this trick. Or he could be a bull like me, and get hung like a horse, and fuck you like silly any time you wanted.

>>940926919 (OP)
Is this some sort of practical joke where you go "my roommate is so dumb that I pretended to be a faggot and he fell for it so much that he's been fucking me ever since"?

>>940936218
Yeah i am confused he meant you or me

>>940926919 (OP)
Rape

>>940936278
Sounding sounds painful :x
Not many yet :( I've been trying to build up my wardrobe. Cute clothes are so fucking expensive tho

>>940936284
It kind of sounds like you might try to kill me if we were roommates

>>940936499
I see you're very familiar with this classic bit. But you forgot the part where right after you bust in my mouth I say "Haha bro, get pranked" with your cum dripping out while I'm talking

>>940936852
Fuuuuuck let me cum deep inside your hole

>>940936852
You are so tight damn what a fuckable pose

>>940933973
Hey Bones.

>>940936668
Guess we'll never know. I never understood the appeal of caging anyway.
#freerangecock

>>940936795
Rape is bad and scary tho anon

>>940936960
Do you talk to all your roommates that way? :o

>>940936984
I'm pretty flexible and soft too :3

>>940937332
I think the cage is about submissive things. Well, who cares? what that guy said anyway.
Flexible and soft—sheesh, you seem fun, man. I have to find the right door to find you.

>>940937332
Oh fuuuuuck yeah come here let daddy pound you id make you buy lingerie that fits my tastes and fetishes and fuck your brains out

>>940926919 (OP)
>and you came home early from work to see me taking pictures while on the floor like this, what would you do?

Assuming flatmate meaning just a flatmate and not "flatmate" as a euphemism for someone I'm having relationships with?
Honestly, I'd probably pause about 1 second at the scene in front of me, and then burst into laughter. And between laughing, likely say "you're into cross-dressing too? Ok. I guess neither of us have to hide the girly knickers in the laundry any longer then..."

>>940937332
Lovely. How u manage to take these pics?

>>940926919 (OP)
Ask if they would pay me to be their cameraman

>>940926919 (OP)
Choke you to near unconsciousness and proceed to cum in your asshole, balls deep, tip of my cock poking your stomach from the inside

And then I’d make us soup as an apology for being so rough on your delicate frame

>dinner tonight

Post mouth. For reasons.

>>940937702
You have to know how to no-clip to be able to find my door ;]

>>940937706
>Implying I have brains to fuck out
very presumptuous of you to assume that

>>940937715
It's a little early in England, isn't it? what are you doing on 4chan this early in the morning?

>>940937911
Tripod
Phone+timer
patience

>>940937935
I could really use a camera man, but thing is, I'm broke as fuck. Do you accept alternative forms of payment?

>>940938101
Sir, are you offering me nuts and berries in exchange to violently assault me?

>>940938478
what kind of reasons?

>>940938498
>It's a little early in England, isn't it? what are you doing on 4chan this early in the morning?

been up for 3 hours already. The joy of some painkillers that absolutely turned my sleep patterns upside down.

and 7am is much too early to be opening software and doing actual work. so /b/ it is.

>>940939071
I hope you have the proper licences and permits for those painkillers and for being on 4chan this early in the morning ;3

Bet ya you've never heard that one before, huh?

>>940938498
A guy likes hot mouths. Those round balls also beg for one.

>>940938606
It wouldn’t be serious assault, just enough to assert physical dominance. Wouldn’t wanna mark up that awesome bod

>>940939448
if you think that then what do you think about this?

I hope this guy >>940935084
is still lurking ITT <3

>>940926919 (OP)
I would offer my services as a videographer and if accepted i would set up my equipment. Lights back round and ask you what you want. Still, video both? Then set up for that and shoot. When done i would give you your edited video or still's and you would just pay me back with a 6 pack of beer and 45 mins of oral sex why i drank the beers and relaxed. i would not cum as i am on anti depresents and can't cum any longer. well i can but it takes way longer then that and more then oral. but that's my issue.. and i would keep you secrets and continue to help ya when ever you required my services. I did this for a friend who had a only fans account. Use to shoot her using toys or would be a stand in if she need it a dick in her videos. She no longer dose this and since deleted her account and all on it. Thanks to a crazy stalker finding out who she was and where she lived. So ya.. be careful shooting home videos and photos. make sure no personal info is seen in them, otherwise that can happen.. witch is why you need a videographer..to make sure this dose not happen ;)

>>940926919 (OP)
taking a bong rip then letting animal instinct take over and chasing you around the house naked until I catch you and pin you down to force you to be a girl for the next hour while i repeatedly breed your bussy.

>>940939843
I am not op but
not sure whats in your bong op. but pot makes me mellow not pumped and ready to run lol.. you must have some good shit

Call the police.

>>940939909
weed boosts libido/arousal through the roof for me, doesn't matter what strain. I get super horny within minutes after taking a hit.

>>940939750
Hilarious post

>>940939981
Ya it dose the op for me.. crazy, well guess have fun then if it works.. lol

>>940939652
That is hot af. Got more in archives? Definitely looks like you could squeeze more out of it. Really like how ya dick looks.

>>940940101
what makes it so funny ?

>>940940101
not the same guy but it is funny. it has big Eat All The Eggs energy

>>940940249
i don't fallow that term. Please explain thank you.

>>940940249
same guy here, EXACTLY

>>940939843
>>940939909
OP here, I'm high rn. I agree with >>940939981
I get super fucking horny when I'm high. But I think thc just helps erode the barrier between your conscious and subconscious. So what one gravitates towards when high is more of a reflection of that individual, not because of the weed. I'm a slut even when I'm sober, thc just makes it more intense for me ig

>>940940280
look up 'eat the eggs' greentext

>>940940324
I looked it up and it took me to a girl passed out on a park bench from 2012. Sadly before my time here.. started in 2017 lurking around so i don't get it..

>>940940304
if we were roommates we'd smoke a bowl watching tv or playing games or something until I go into feral rape mode from the weed and decide its time to bend you over and use your soft feminine body to make myself cum. im also pretty vocal when i'm high so i'd probably grunt and shout when i cum inside you.

>>940926919 (OP)
I mean, I'd probably have sexual intercourse with you, if you catch my meaning

>>940940101
>>940940249
>>940940295
I may be cute, but I'm familiar with Mind Wizards and the dark arts. I try my best to stay safe

>>940940403
did you not read the fucking greentext about eating eggs that was a response to the prompt?

>>940940501
sexy fishnets

>>940940475
You had me at smoke a bowl and play playing games, but lost me at the "feral rape mode" lol. Everything else sounds fun tho

>>940940492
How daring of you

>>940940671
great feet.

>>940940537
There was no green text, i googled it lol so sorry no .. but i understand now what your getting at lol..

>>940940501
Anyone else notice the shadow on the wall? God DAMN bitch you got so much ASS. I want you to suffocate me to death with that booty

>>940940671
>How daring of you
hey, thanks man

>>940926919 (OP)
see if you want your dick sucked in exchange for some head or using that tight hole. my pp is tiny so itd be an easy suck

>>940940671
This Tickle's phunny

>>940940695
Thank you <3

>>940940762
You'll need to sign a waiver for that first

>>940940785
np, bro :]

>>940940830
He looks like he's trying his best o7
I will say, you have a nice head shape, very lickable ;P

>>940940847
I'm too high to understand your epic meme bro

>>940941349
Got me rock hard jerking off next to my sleeping wife you sexy temptress

>>940937332
>. I never understood the appeal of caging anyway.

>>940937702
>I think the cage is about submissive things.

Usually, but I bet there's probably at least a dozen potential reasons that people could get into that kind of thing, and some would be reasons you'd never thought of.

>>940941349
That ass is gorgeous. Jealous for the roommate.

>>940941424
1. don't blame me for your degenerate coomer lifestyle

2. Bust on your wife because it would be really funny. Tell her a sexy trans girl on 4chan told you to

>>940941621
She just thinks I'm a little bit
She doesn't know I wanna slam trannies

>>940941557
hey, to each there own and everything, I'm just saying I like to use every part of my body.

If our bodies are temples then mine needs more people inside it

>>940941589
I'm taking applications actually. I can't pay rent tho. At least with money. But I'm sure we could work something out (¬‿¬)

>>940941648
A little bit what?
do you think she would be into it or would she be really upset and have a meltdown?

>>940941921
Bi not bit lol
Dunno probably wouldn't care much
I've told her I want a mmf before while fucking and she went with the idea on dirty talk

>>940939652
Got more like this? Still asking for a friend.

>>940941929
a mmf is a little bit different tho. I've met a fair amount of women who don't react to me the way you would think.

I used to be close friends with this girl who knew me before I came out as trans who would talk all the time about how she was into trans girls/femboys and stuff. When I came out to her she initially seemed really into it and was supportive until she saw what I looked like as a girl and it like, set off this primal part of her or something and from then out she mean girled me all the time and suddenly flipped her view on trans people. She also wasn't in the best shape physically, and started to take passive aggressive jabs at "people who are obsessed with health and fitness" when she talked to me, but never even mentioned anything like that before

>>940942093
A couple yeah :3

>>940942093
>>940942395
oops, meant to post the one where I cum ><
my bad

>>940942430
i'd probably give you a warning and ask you to knock before taking pictures. i'm sorry that i can't be more helpful.

i'd probably give you a warning and ask you to knock before taking pictures. i'm sorry that i can't be more helpful.

>>940942430
Have you ever done any sounding before ??

>>940942430
Damn that is hot. Keep em cumming.

>>940926919 (OP)
>>940927044
Attempt to hide my erection.

>>940942949
I would probably smack you in the face and tell you to go take your pictures outside.

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
..

>>940936218
> You mean that other anon or me?

Went to bed, but I meant annon

>>940938498
I should start no clipping around world
>>940939652
>>940940304
>>940940671
>>940941349
>>940941921
>>940942430
Damn i missed so much fun

>>940948153
Sont care not my problem

>>940926919 (OP)
i'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?! and then i'd probably take the camera and throw it out the window

>>940942430
be my gf?

>>940926919 (OP)
Kill you with a brick. (In minecraft.)

>>940949977
I would be a bit annoyed, but I'd be understanding. I'd probably just give you a heads up and warn you that you're being photographed. I'd be curious to see the pictures too.