>>940936532 (OP)
it can be worse. my ex was talking about our future kids while sucking me (shouldve been a red flag) and said she can barely suck my cock, but our daughter will be able to do it better than her even as ababy. context is she was raped and had a creepy dad who probably molested her. i felt fucking sick, i lost my erection immediately, she got upset, i admit i yelled what the fuck did you say? say that to me again. and she started screaming at me about all kinds of stuff. i said i heard what you said bitch. and i never curse. i said do you think thats ok? she started crying and hitting and scratching me. then stormed off and drive home in just her lingirie, no kidding. god i felt so disgusting i couldnt fuck her for a week. she even did it again. same result. but i didn2 weeks that time. then never said it again.
im sorry op your story is funny but nobody will remeber it, its innocent. theres some fucked up women out there i guess i got a little triggered. ex for a reason.