Thread 940944946

>>940944946 (OP)

...... says the unemployed masturbating coward who's two afraid to introduce himself to a woman, so he spends his unemployed adult life masturbating like a little boy

IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A WOMAN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT MAN ENOUGH TO INTIMIDATE A WOMAN

>>940944946 (OP)
the humorous part:

This is a result of your sexual frustration caused by your impotence

frustration caused by the fact that women laugh in your face

they laugh in your face because they know you're not man enough to do anything about it

hahahahahaha

You can't even intimidate children, let alone a grown woman

>>940944946 (OP)

Your fantasies are embarrassing

You are like an impotent little girl

fooling yourself into thinking people don't consider you to be a punching bag

women treat you like a welcome mat

they wipe their feet on your dignity every time

because nobody's intimidated by you

Not even little girls

You're just a welcome Matt

>>940945047
I'm not gonna lie LOLvis I think you're trying to seduce me

>>940944946 (OP)

a scared, confused, weak, irrelevant, overlooked, easily intimidated welcome mat

Is this thread 100% bots? lol

>>940945076

lol That wouldn't surprise me

Have you ever considered asking me for help?

I'm serious
has it ever crossed your mind
"He's a complete asshole, but he's got a lot of experience with women, And I bet he could explain a few things that would help me get a girlfriend"?

You really should

obviously you're frustrated
obviously

I would be more than happy to expedite the process for you

YOU COULD HAVE A GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND LAYING IN BED WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

But apparently there's a couple things you haven't figured out yet

You should consolidate your questions and ask me for some suggestions one day

I think you might be surprised how easy it really is

>>940945076

because at face value, My original posts were heartfelt

that's exactly what I would say for one of my best friends if he created this thread

But now I know you're a regular

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED FOR SUGGESTIONS?

sorry speech to text is messing up

My wife is still asleep so I'm talking really really quiet

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
......

what I was 12 and 13 years old I had an epiphany:

"kids my age have nothing to teach me at all"

So I started hanging out with older people

I was going to UGA frat parties when I was 13 years old

And everybody embraced me and accepted me at those parties even though I was only 13 years old

and THATS where I learned how to approach women

>>940945138
If you woke her up she would probably be thinking "Bitch shut up"

>>940945162

IF YOU KNEW HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN YOU WOULD DELETE ALL OF THE EMBARRASSING PORNOGRAPHY OFF YOUR GODDAMN COMPUTER

collecting pornography is like a starving Ethiopian child collecting menus out of the dumpsters behind restaurants

Yeah this thread is actually mostly bots. I wonder how many are the same poster, lol. Fucking absurd. Do beter. You're so easily spotted with the spacing and the sentence structure. Faggots.

>>940945192
he gives me a lot to work with but i just don't have the passion anymore in my adult years

>>940945169

nope

she'd be thinking "he's found another young adult male who isn't sure how to get pussy"

I met her because she stumbled into a thread like this almost 12 ears ago and saw me having a conversation very similar to this

And she said "I've got to meet this guy"

So she traveled hundreds of miles to come meet me, and she's been at my side ever since

(she was a lipstick lesbian who hated men. I was the first guy she had sex with in 11 years)

>>940945192

HOW TO MAKE A BORING LIFE OF LONELY UNEMPLOYED MASTURABATION APPEAR EXCITING:

convince yourself that everybody is a bot

suddenly it's like you're in a matrix movie or something

LOL MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, NEO

AGAIN: I'm not joking

when I was 13 I was getting drunk and going to the UGA frat parties in Athens with my buddies who were all in college

because I realized kids my age couldn't teach me anything I wanted to know

So I started learning from older people

AND THAT'S HOW I LEARNED HOW TO GET PUSSY

that's EXACTLY why I was dating a hot as fuck 36 year old registered nurse when I was 16 years old

>>940945335
pussy kicks ass bro i be slurpin it

that's EGG ZACK LEE™ how a 16 year old kid knew how to romance a sophisticated super intelligent classy 36 year old hot as fuck registered nurse, and she chose me over all the doctors and other business professionals who were asking her out on dates

>>940945356

.............................ahhhhhh

*rolls a Doobie as coffee brews*

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I want to see the ground give way
I want to watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I want to see it go right in and down
I want to watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

BECAUSE I WASNT AFRAID TO ASK OLDER EOPLE TO TEACH ME THINGS MY PEERS COULDNT TEACH

Believe it or not I think your ego is maybe your worst enemy

>>940945421

TOOL = music for acne riddled children

>>940945437
That song won a Grammy award you fucking retard plebeian

seriously I'm not joking

I'm a COMPLETE LOSER

however, I'm a complete loser who women loved having sex with

because I'm a SELF CONFIDENT COMPLETE LOSER

I was a 13 year old complete loser
who college students thought was interesting, so they embraced the complete loser, and suddenly a 13 year old complete loser was taking LSD with beautiful 19 & 20 year old women, having in depth conversations, learning what they were attracted to, making out with them at frat parties

you can learn a lot from a complete loser

>>940945499

GRAMMY = was that supposed to impress me?

That means absolutely nothing

>>940945499
That's like telling me Willie Nigglerlips won SCHOOL CUSTODIAN OF THE YEAR award

Who cares?

lol willy niggerlips

>>940945617
i didn't laugh at that part and i'm wasted. i just don't understand the humours of todays youth i guess

>>940945635
i couldn't care less about your perceptions

I'm busy with my own

>>940945635
but I tell you what

the minute your perceptions play a role in my life, you'll be the first person I notify

okay?

>>940945635
I'm about to be wasted

this Sumatran coffee always hits the spot
(of course due to their wet hulling process)

and now my wife is awake

and it's Doobie time
(and I'll be decarboxylating 4 grams afterwards, for edible use today)

I have simply always loved the word NIGGERLIPS

my brother was THE funniest motherfucker I've ever met

he always called black guys NIGGERLIPS right to their face and they never said Jack shit

(only an idiot would've challenged him to a fight. he would pulverize them)

one look at my brother, and even experienced fighters would instantly realize:

HE WILL FLATTEN ME

so hed say whatever the fuck he felt like saying

right to your face
it was hilarious

>>940945877
Faggot: the My Brother is Bruce Lee story

..... so It's understandable you wouldn't make the connection to grasp how funny I thought the term NIGGERLIPS was when I was growing up

>>940945953
no sir

no Bruce Lee story

more like THE SON OF A MARINE DRILL INSTRUCTOR WHO COULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS story

I saw my brother take on several guys at once

it was like trying to stop a freight train

>>940946005
... several guys ran a train on your brother and he took it all?

I watched 4 guys try to fight my brother at the 688 CLUB, and nevof them was hitting him with a big heavy chain and ONE GUY STABBED HIM IN THE BACK

and he beat the ever livin' DOG SHIT out of those motherfuckers

he ever even went to the hospital

he let the stab wound heal

it was pretty much superficial

he's a MONSTER

he's the genetic replicon of my father, who would literally be at men unconscious for even the most trivial reason, just for the fuck of it

I took after my mother's side of the family
but my brother is the genetic copy of dad...

a beast

>>940946022

ouch! you are an INSULT MASTER

(according to Miss McGillicuddy's Pre-K class)

he beat them mercilessly

after being attacked with a knife and a motorcycle chain

a motherfucking monster

>>940944946 (OP)
GARBAGE THREAD

688 was a very integral part of the entire punk rock / alt / goth / techno music landscape back in the good old days

that's where GOTH DIED

I was there. I witnessed the death of goth

at a Bauhaus concert a 688

>>940946197

feel free to show me a thread that ISNT garbage

I prefer to think of this thread as more of a TOILET

a container

I'm which I can dump my garbage

>>940946201
looking at that photo, I am reminded of how many times I walked out of that door with any number of hot ass chicks

those were the days, man

YOUR GENERATION DONT EVEN HAVE SEX ANYMORE

fucking videogames castrated you giys

okay time to heat some weed to 220° for 40 minutes

>>940946230
IN* which

>>940946324

imagine not relying on a computer monitor for romance

imagine QUALITY artificial intelligence videos

>>940946197
sorry

>>940946465
don't be sorry

the world NEEDS toilets