Thread 940950103

I have a small penis that is also really thin. I am 25 and have never had a girlfriend because of this.
Now I met a girl though in a language class and for the first time in my life I want to go through with hooking up with her.
How do I maximize your sexual fitness? Like hour-long rock hard 110% erections, insane stamina, holding impossible positions etc.? My biggest fear is that she won't like my dick size and sex won't feel pleasurable to her.

>>940950103 (OP)
u should buy a vacuum pump or a water pumpy and then increase the girth and have much stronger erections (u can work it up to a point when its rly like a rock)... then do a lot of kettlebell swings, so u can rail her for a long time and last thing is to do some kegels to manage yourself so that u dont cum too soon

>>940950103 (OP)
1. 90% of a female orgasm is in the clit. Get to licking, son.
2. No girl actually wants an hour long fuck. 20 minutes tops.
3. How much a girl enjoys sex depends mostly on how excited she is for the sex in the first place. That's made or broken long before you take your pants off.
4. If you blow it too quickly, have a sense of humor about it and tell her it's her fault for being too sexy, and then go for oral until you can get back up. 69 is optimal for this. Don't get discouraged and don't let her talk down to you about it - own it.
5. Sex is a skill, and you're going to be bad at it until you practice. The only way around this is to couch-fuck a fleshlight. Never tell anyone, and never get caught.
6. It's statistically unlikely that your dick is as small as you think. Porn has skewed everyone's perceptions. You have to remember, most male porn stars are manlets with low bodyfat, and many of the females are literally the size of a fifth grader (I'm not exaggerating that at all). This combines to make a regular dick look huge. Look for videos where the girl cites the actual size of a dildo - 8" is far more than most can take and there's one chick (liljunx I think) that regularly holds a tape measure up so you can see just how much of a freakshow 12" or so actually is.

Get out there and get some.

>>940950105
>It's statistically unlikely that your dick is as small as you think
My dick is 6 inches long but only 4 inches around, I have to buy extra small condoms. According to calcsd I am smaller than 80% of men, my girth is smaller than 95% of men.

>>940950105
>5
A fellow student of the Vance method I see

>>940950103 (OP)
>Have never had a girlfriend
>Because of this
How is that the reason? Has any girl ever seen your dick and then subsequently told you she wouldn't be your gf?
Because otherwise this is a self esteem issue for you but your dick is your dick and whoever you fuck is gonna see it eventually. Getting weird about it will only make the whole thing more weird.

I added 3 inches to my cock by hanging a brick from it. Worked my way up to 9 bricks a day for 14hrs per session

>>940950105
actually a based response, and i dont think its AI because i dont think chatgpt or whatever would suggest fucking your couch

>>940950110
Chegged and kegged
Don't these things just rely on a dataset of Internet posts? I think I've read stories of it telling people to literally kill themselves. Telling you to fuck your couch seems tame by comparison.

>>940950106
You're misreading that length percentile - you're longer than 80%.

The girth isn't great, but convert those to diameters and you're less than a 1/4" smaller than average. That's a rounding error.

Your dick is fine.

>>940950108
>How is that the reason?
My dick is thinner than 95% of all men, thinner than 97% if you take the Western average. Girth is the most important measurements.
I just completely gave up. Like there will never be a girl who will enjoy having sex with me, especially not the ones who want to feel something during penetration.
I just wasn't made to have sex, experience love, go on dates whatever. I just accept and endure my loneliness.

>>940950103 (OP)
"Size matters" tranime
Ywnbaw
Men can't be women
Faggots get thrown off buildings

>>940950113
>I just completely gave up.
This is the reason. I get that it sucks but at the end of the day, you're succeeding and doing things now in a way you haven't before. You don't think more shit like that could keep happening? Like this is the end of all the good stuff and the other shoe is going to drop?
I understand that feeling and I'm not shitting on you for it but don't fail in your mind before you even try.

>>940950110
Glad you liked it. This was decades (I'm old) of me thinking I'm sexually inadequate finally beat down by real observation and math. I'm 6.5x4.5 and porn had me thinking that was small my whole life - I'm not huge, but I'm enough. For fuck's sake, my wife instacame the first time she sat on my dick - not even making that up.

I see a lot of young dudes here worrying about their dick and I feel for you all. (No homo.)

Also, the couch fucking thing is sad but effective advice. You can get a toy on Amazon for like $15 and build up all the skill and stamina in the world - really shooting yourself in your virgin foot not to be a complete stud first time, every time.

>>940950113
Hey man, you can pump an extra inch of girth if it bothers you that much. More likely you measured poorly. Highly unlikely you're that pencil-dicked. And even if you really are, see points 1 and 3. >>940950105

>>940950117
How does pumping work? I have an air pump but have never really used it. Can you get permanent or ongoing girth gains from pumping? What routine should I do?

>>940950105
Every single thing this anon said is 100% true.

>>940950104
Is there any evidence pumps actually do anything? I feel like if they made much of a difference every man would have one.

>>940950119
i tried it and its noticable difference pretty soon

>>940950118
I made a point of trying a pumping routine for several months and experienced no lasting gains. I've tried a lot of PE over the years and maybe, maybe gained 1/4" length? Don't expect long term results. Spend your time getting lean, and your dick will look much bigger as a result.

But that wasn't your question. Just stick your dick in there and pump it up. Lube, shave or trim for good seal, short sessions (5 ~ 10 minutes) as you build your tolerance. Maximum pressure of, I think, 5mg vacuum? Look that up, be safe about it.

Girth gains from pump last a couple of hours, at most. It's also kind of a sad, spongy feeling girth gain. Fun once in a while, maybe can help your confidence for that first time. Not a long term thing. The correct use is to help ED: pump and tie your dick off so you can stay hard long enough for the sex act.

adding to what >>940950105 said:
unless shes a mythical creature she most likely will not care if you finish "fast" ( by that i mean you should still be able to last like 5 minutes) as long as you get her off beforehand.
I feel like dick size to women is less about pleasure but more about status.
most women will be fine with a normal, even if thin dick.

Also most important: Get out of your own head. The fact that your dick is small is a fact (to you) and being insecure wont help you. Try to embrace it, there will be a woman that values you sexually.

If you do end up hooking up with this girl, try to take it at her pace

>>940950103 (OP)
>I never had a gf cuz my pp smol
I hate retards like this
Small dick guys hook up with women all the time

It's more important that she's all the way turned on when you stick it in than that you have a super penis

So if you get her right up close to orgasming (use your mouth) and then stick it in, she'll think you're huge

Women are stupid and emotional and you can act like its bad or take advantage of it for your personal gain

>>940950108
nta, but women on internet stop texting me when I answer question about size of my penis

>>940950124
Jesus fucking christ, don't answer that question with a number. You say something coy like, "I don't know, bring your tape measure."

>>940950123
>Small dick guys hook up with women all the time
They might hook up once but how many girls stick around for longer than a few months? Especially if she had a guy who was bigger, which is statistically likely given women have a lot of hook ups, FWBs and relationships over the years.
Like I don't think a girl stays with a guy who has a small dick when she had an FWB during college who was big. There is no way you like downsizing from a big house to a homeless shelter, it's just human nature to crave that pleasure.

I seriously hope you niggas are just trolling or just really nervous because you are virgins. Nobody but fags care about size, if a woman cares about size then you dump her. That's it.

>>940950124
>thinking the people asking you questions about your dick size on the internet are women
Cute

>>940950127
Sadly, I don't think they are. It's the same reason that makes them think anal on a first date is normal, or that all women like being choked without being asked

>>940950126
>it's just human nature to crave that pleasure.
>Imagine thinking it's only dick size that gives a woman pleasure

Actual good and useful comments wtf, never expected this out of /b

>>940953815
That's because this thread was shoah'd from /fit/

Go to r/gettingbigger

Exercise more (people will give you lots of specific stuff to do at the gym, tbh doing anything is better than nothing, and cardio really helps)

Focus on the clit, the gspot etc. as that’s something you should be doing anyway.

>>940950103 (OP)
Let her peg, problem solved