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Anonymous No.940956474 [Report] >>940956552 >>940956577 >>940956608 >>940957563 >>940958042 >>940958291 >>940958433 >>940960000 >>940960436 >>940963079 >>940963806 >>940974811 >>940976570 >>940979879 >>940983960 >>940985463 >>940985652 >>940988184
Well. I got a cybertruck.
Anonymous No.940956487 [Report]
cool
Anonymous No.940956515 [Report]
you are mentally ill
Anonymous No.940956517 [Report]
*gluck gluck gluck*
Anonymous No.940956552 [Report] >>940956981
>>940956474 (OP)
there's already a thread >>940956116
Anonymous No.940956577 [Report] >>940956636 >>940957030 >>940957376
>>940956474 (OP)
Why do you have a bottle of lube at the console? Are you a top or bottom?
Anonymous No.940956608 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
is the astroglide to soften the feel of how much you took it in the ass on this purchase?
Anonymous No.940956636 [Report] >>940976496
>>940956577
thats for the Republican National Convention
Anonymous No.940956981 [Report]
>>940956552
What does this have to do with my truck?
Anonymous No.940957030 [Report] >>940963277
>>940956577
Oh it’s for the tires
Anonymous No.940957376 [Report]
>>940956577
Right next to his "Fleet" enema.. Definitely a bottom.
Anonymous No.940957563 [Report] >>940957664
>>940956474 (OP)
looks just as shit inside as it does outside
impressive
Anonymous No.940957664 [Report]
>>940957563
I think mush must have been obsessing about his tranny kid when he designed it
Anonymous No.940957756 [Report] >>940957856 >>940957888
shit..pic just missed showing your pussy
Anonymous No.940957856 [Report]
>>940957756
I’m a man
Anonymous No.940957888 [Report]
>>940957756
lol ok
Anonymous No.940958042 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
Thats a 100% homosexual
Anonymous No.940958291 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
>Well. I got a cybertruck.
Anonymous No.940958433 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
Terrible purchase (ugly, overpriced, shitty resale value, and might trap you inside and burn you to death), but hey you do you my gay ass ninja
Anonymous No.940959112 [Report]
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Anonymous No.940959349 [Report] >>940960878
https://files.catbox.moe/kwtboh.mp4
Anonymous No.940960000 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)

An excellent choice, sir! And a valuable contribution towards getting Musk that trillion-dollar bonus -- and what could be more important?
Anonymous No.940960436 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
That's great. Now show soles.
Anonymous No.940960878 [Report] >>940961448
>>940959349
wojack technology has evolved I see...
Anonymous No.940961448 [Report]
>>940960878
it's the dawn of a new era
Anonymous No.940962535 [Report]
Josh molested me….
Anonymous No.940963079 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
Lmaaaoooo you got duped. Fuckin retard. Those things cant tow shit and are made out of aluminum. You got conned. Scammed.
Anonymous No.940963154 [Report]
See how they all say the same brainlet jargon
Anonymous No.940963277 [Report]
>>940957030
How do you shove a tire up your ass?
Anonymous No.940963806 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
I just bought a Neualink. I'm cool now.
Anonymous No.940964534 [Report] >>940966354
Kickin him square in da nyuts
Anonymous No.940966354 [Report]
>>940964534
i am getting a cybertruck, but i am waiting for them to open up ordering for the truck in 4 more weeks.
Anonymous No.940966964 [Report] >>940968470
look what i just got
Anonymous No.940968470 [Report]
>>940966964
Beautiful
Anonymous No.940970839 [Report] >>940971626
Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?
.....
Anonymous No.940971626 [Report]
>>940970839
Nah I’m good
Anonymous No.940973147 [Report]
I’m jojo rabbit
Anonymous No.940974811 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
I wish I got a cybertruck...
Anonymous No.940975779 [Report] >>940976136
Why am I such a fucking failure
Anonymous No.940976136 [Report] >>940976835
>>940975779
Why do you say that?
Anonymous No.940976496 [Report]
>>940956636
Heaven No.940976570 [Report] >>940977158
>>940956474 (OP)
better hurry to /b/ and shitpost about it
Anonymous No.940976835 [Report] >>940977064
>>940976136
Because I can’t do anything right
Anonymous No.940977064 [Report] >>940979339
>>940976835
Can't have success without failure. Failure isn't a deterrent, it is a lesson
Anonymous No.940977158 [Report]
>>940976570
Yeah, what of it?
Anonymous No.940978423 [Report]
Brazil nuts were commonly known as nigger toes
Anonymous No.940979339 [Report] >>940979822
>>940977064
That’s a good point I guess
Anonymous No.940979672 [Report]
Anonymous No.940979822 [Report]
>>940979339
It's not true. Sayings like that only exist to keep you chuggin' so the elite's workforce doesn't kill itself. They will keep you on the farm as long as they can. Your life sucking is because they didn't choose you for anything.
Anonymous No.940979879 [Report] >>940979998
>>940956474 (OP)
> pays for overpriced pile of shit

bhahahahahahahahaha

holy shit you're a retard
Anonymous No.940979998 [Report] >>940980409
>>940979879
>typing out bhahahahahahahahaha
how many days has it been? 4? 5? a week?
Anonymous No.940980409 [Report]
>>940979998
6 7
Anonymous No.940980592 [Report]
I find Musk pretty annoying but there's no point in trying to sustain impotent outrage about some boxy car that doesn't fuck the environment and that would never go on sale in my country.

As you were, America.
Anonymous No.940981383 [Report] >>940981671
Cut cut cut
Butt butt butt
Anonymous No.940981671 [Report] >>940982464
>>940981383
Still can't save your threads from self response bumps huh?
Anonymous No.940982464 [Report]
>>940981671
What
Anonymous No.940982772 [Report]
WHO GONNA CARRY THE BOAT
Anonymous No.940983692 [Report]
Nigger
Anonymous No.940983906 [Report] >>940985040
Nuri's getting her pussy licked right now
Anonymous No.940983960 [Report] >>940984330
>>940956474 (OP)
These musk cocksucking threads are retarded and gay.
Anonymous No.940984330 [Report]
>>940983960
I am retarded and gay, yes
Anonymous No.940985040 [Report]
>>940983906
Nuri isn’t real
Anonymous No.940985071 [Report]
even the inside is hideous and stupid
Anonymous No.940985173 [Report]
Never ever again. Never ever. Fuck you. You will never ever ever have access to me again. You get an F as a person. You deserve to be punished. Never ever ever ever again. No no no no no. Never again.
Anonymous No.940985463 [Report] >>940985515
>>940956474 (OP)
I always wondered - how does it feel to make poorfags seethe and cope?
Anonymous No.940985515 [Report]
>>940985463
I feel bad for them. They can’t get over themselves to give the best invention in our time a try.
Anonymous No.940985652 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
Melon Farts is a genius for he is able to sell this ugly piece of wedge as a vehicle.
Anonymous No.940986801 [Report]
Suicides are for total faggots.
good riddance if you kill yourself.
narcistic, self absorbed pieces of garbage. Killing yourself with no consideration to the people in your surroundings, the people that have clean you up, and the people that have to see you pathetic piece of shit kill yourself.

If you know someone that killed themselves, don't feel bad.
You're better off without them.
Anonymous No.940988184 [Report]
>>940956474 (OP)
u hav nice legg i am small chinese man an i want to rub my 2 inch wang on ur legg pls send me adress an we can have sex ching chong