Thread 940961270

any thoughts?

>>940961270 (OP)
>thoughts
I try to avoid them whenever possible

>>940961270 (OP)
I find things usually work smoother if you just go on the flow of your gut instinct and don't waste any time thinking about anything

because if you do, you'll catch yourself overthinking

which is your greatest enemy of all

>>940961270 (OP)
THREE NAILS AND SOME STAB WOUNDS
TWO SLIDS

>>940961270 (OP)
My first thought?

Have you washed that miniskirt in the past 2000 years?

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
....

there's been some amazing inventions in the past 2,000 years...

like SOAP....

>>940961659

Not as much fun as imagining you going down to McDonald's and filling out a job application, you mouthfeescent mental midget masturbating manipulative manic depressive Mama's boy

>>940961659

imagine not having to rely on Snapchat to see a woman in skimpy clothing

It's called heterosexuality

I know.. I know. It's a big complicated word

say it with me, okay?
"HETEROSEXUALITY"

Good.. again
"HETEROSEXUALITY"

You're making a lot of progress today

>>940961659

I guess This would be the appropriate time to tell you about Sonya and Shanna and Catherine

they were all three high school girls
they all went to Galloway School in Buckhead

Right there at Chastain Park

where all the millionaires kids go

they were also all three good friends at school, and they all knew that I was fucking all three of them

they would come over and hang out with me and depending on which one I felt like fucking, the other ones would just hang out while I was having sex with their friends

Sonya's Father owned honey baked hams™..... at least at the time he did

I'm talking about big money
And I was a ragamuffin rock and roll strip club DJ, and I had become such an uncomfortable alcoholic that I would go into delirium trimmins when I woke up in the mornings

literally shaking so bad I couldn't even get out of bed

So these three teenage girls took it upon themselves to make sure I always had a bottle of absolute sitting next to me when I woke up in the morning

And they were too young to buy alcohol
they would come over and suck my dick and give me pussy and cook food for me and always make sure I had a fifth of absolute next to my bed when I went to sleep

In fact, my shitty little insignificant apartment is seen behind me in this photograph. That's where those three girls would come and fuck the ever-living shit out of me day after day after day after day it lasted for an entire year

HOW'S THE SNAPCHAT THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

>>940961984
unconscionable* alcoholic
delirium tremens*

HOW'S THAT SNAPCHAT THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU, ROMEO?

>>940961659

It's ironic that I sometimes wish I could turn back the hands of time and be your age again

ironic because even at my old age, I'm the one getting my dick sucked every night, while you're wasting your time on Snapchat

But if I could be your age again
I WOULD BE FUCKING FIVE WOMEN EVERYDAY

You have no idea how easy it is to talk a woman into bed

You simply never try

So it seems like some big lofty unattainable goal

It's not

It's one of the easiest things you could ever do. It turns out women really like to fuck a lot...

they love getting turned inside out

But how would you know?

You're literally wasting the best years of your life, sitting on your lazy fucking ass listening to your own justifications and false excuses...

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR EXISTENCE
OTHER PEOPLE COULD HAVE DONE IT MUCH BETTER

YOU NEED TO DIE AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE YOUR PLACE

>>940961659

Sonya kept thinking that we were in an exclusive relationship for some reason

she would sit there and watch me fuck the shit out of Shanna and Catherine

But for some reason she thought that she and I were in some kind of exclusive relationship

I cured her of those thoughts by turning her into a deep throat fuck bucket

I turned her throat into a makeshift vagina, and let all of my friends come take turns fucking her down the throat while I fucked Shanna

(Shanna was so goddamn fucking hot dude you can't even begin to imagine how hot she was)

But I created a monster, because it turns out SONYA REALLY ENJOYED GETTING PASSED AROUND TO SUCK EVERYBODY'S DICKS

she loved it

she started calling it MILKSHAKES

she would come over unexpectedly, surprising me and my buddies, "WHO WANTS A MILKSHAKE?"

And she'd get on her knees and go around the room and deepthroat everybody

Man oh man

If I could rewind the hands of time
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 8,000 INSTEAD OF 800 YOU LAZY WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

I can't believe you're mismanaging your existence so pathetically

>>940961270 (OP)
The man who healed a blind man by rubbin shit in his eyes, the man who walked on shitty toilet water, the man who turned water into shit. was hung on the cross by logless shills but resurrected sixx days later. my savior.

>>940961659

picture you hired a plumber to come fix your sink and it turns out he didn't know the first goddamn thing about plumbing.

imagine he didn't have any tools, and he's never even seen a sink before

well, your job is BEING A MAN

And you are just as malfeasant as that fucking plumber

DIE SOON, TODDLER™

LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE YOUR PLACE

>>940962358
I always thought it was regurgitated 3 hours later

>>940961697
its a bot you fucking spastic retard

>>940961270 (OP)
Second log fag spam thread hidden

>>940962420

I couldn't care less

because I was talking YOU Just as much as I was talking to him

Read those words again
And imagine I'm looking in your eyes as I say them

grow up

I guess you're just not sophisticated enough to understand the concept of performance art?

>>940962522

You don't have to keep reminding him that you can't ignore him no matter how hard you try

He's already well aware of this fact

>>940962524
not reading all that shit. cope, seethe, dilate, you will never be a real woman

>>940962420

I learned a long time ago that every woman online is most likely a big fat hairy pseudo shitskin named Louie wearing a wife beater T-shirt with male pattern baldness

once you embrace this realization, it frees you to no longer worry about who or what anybody is

And just focus on your stream of consciousness

lol you actually thought I gave a fuck whose name I'm clicking on, or if they're really who they say they are?

AGAIN: THESE WERE THREE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS THAT WERE ALL THREE BEST FRIENDS...

THEY KNEW THEY WERE ALL FUCKING ME

THEY WOULD COME TO MY APARTMENT TOGETHER AND HANG OUT WHILE I TOOK TURNS FUCKING WHICHEVER ONE I FELT LIKE FUCKING THAT DAY

If I could rewind the hands of time, it would have been 8000, easily

I don't know what I was thinking
800 is nothing
I could have easily had 8,000

WHY ARE YOU WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE? ™

>>940962673

That's perfect, because I have absolutely no desire to be effeminate any way shape or form

however, according to over 4 billion women

YWNBAM

they say you're not capable of it
Not even half a man

WHY ARE YOU WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE?

there are so many opportunities out there
And this is how you're spending your youth?

APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES?

would that be a safe assumption?

>>940962550
Actually that enrages him because he literally believes that he is a talented poster

Just imagine having your life's work brushed off and disappeared on a whi
Also, if you're not him why are you defending that loser piece of shit? What the fuck do you care

>>940962673

I'm not joking... I realize you're trying to convince yourself that I'm larping

because that would soothe the sting

I'M NOT LARPING AT ALL

It was actually Shanna that I loved emptying my nuts into the most out of those three gals

Catherine was a little bit too prim and proper, and the first time I fucked her she had arranged her bedroom with a bunch of candles and white chiffon shit everywhere and it was like one of those rose petals that leads to the bad romantic type things

EEWWWW I turned her butthole into a vagina that night

and Sonya was hot, and extremely extremely smart.. she was smart as fuck!!

But she kept wanting a relationship one-on-one with me, and it was kind of suffocating

So I had my friends come over and get high and I told her get on her knees and they all took turns fucking her down the throat the way I had been doing to her for the past few weeks

(I literally raped her throat into submission and taught her how to get beyond the gag reflex)

And my friends were taking turns dogging the shit out of her

treating her so goddamn rude You wouldn't believe it dude..
they were laughing at her face taking turns blowing loads down her throat and on her face and all over her tits and shit

And the next day she shows up at my apartment
"WHO WANTS A MILKSHAKE?"

It turns out girls really enjoy sex, lonely boy

she fucking loved it! she would come over and suck everybody's dick and let them take turns going all the way down her throat

and her father was a multi multi-millionaire

Why are you sitting in here instead of going out there and laying some groundwork with a beautiful woman right now?

You have to start somewhere, lonely boy

she's not going to come kicking your door and looking for you

You've got to go out there and make it happen, coward

WHEN DO YOU INTEND ON FINALLY BECOMING A MAN?

>>940962852

lol @ you thinking YOURE A The one in control of this situation

HAJAHAJAHAHAHAHA

wow

>>940962673

you'd be amazed how easy it is to live your wildest fucking dreams

But it's never going to happen until you get off your lazy fucking ass

YOU WORTHLESS SEDENTARY PILE OF SHIT

If I was your father, I would have broken your jaw a long time ago

you'd be so goddamn terrified of me every time I came home, bitch you'd run to get your ass to work

You would literally RUN to your job at McDonald's just to prevent me from punching you again

your father obviously figured out how to get pussy

YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HIM, LIL' CHEAT CODE SALLY™

I'd slammed your fucking head directly through the sheetrock motherfucker

You sure as fuck wouldn't be sitting on your ass riding the Wi-Fi for free, you bitch

I WOULD KNOCK THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE WITH ONE FUCKING PUNCH

Double spaced douchbags. Thread is full of fail.

If I went to a rap concert, and I started preaching some KKK mantra, I'm confident several niggers would hear my words

And when I find myself in the middle of VIDEO GAME SISSY CONVENTION, It doesn't matter who's comment I'm clicking on, because my target audience will definitely read those words eventually

It's a safe bet that whoever reads it is part of the video game Sissy club

I don't think you understand the concept here

I'm not sure if you're familiar with confrontational performance art

You think so linearly
You failed to see the abstract bigger picture
You failed to see the fractal details

>>940963464
I'm new here.... well, I've been here for almost 45 minutes so far, so I'm not exactly new

I was in Reddit today and somebody told me this was a cool place to make friends

they told me be sure to double space as much as possible

because you guys really like it

LET'S BE FRIENDS

You can start by getting down on your knees while I unzip my pants and show you what friends are for, you unemployed sack of shit

>>940963464

>THREAD IS FULL OF FAIL

The lonely unemployed adult male says, from his mother's spare bedroom, which smells suspiciously like sperm and perspiration.

true failure?

You not realizing your mother knows what you're doing in those needlessly long showers, little boy

Yes, she's your mommy
But first and foremost
SHE'S A WOMAN
SHE KNOWS YOU'RE JACKING OFF
SHE HEARS THE FLOOR SQUEAK AT NIGHT

And just like any woman....
she's got your number...
she knows you're just a scared little boy

>>940963464

I love animals so much... I would like to rewind the hands of time and catch you when you were a little kid about to play your first video game...

and kick you in the face with a pair of steel toe combat boots

sure, it would be a disfiguring injury, even after the reconstructive surgery

But at least you wouldn't have played that video game that day you fucking pussy ass bitch

And for all you know? ... You might never have played video games

And you'd have a girlfriend right now

>>940961270 (OP)

well I guess that pretty much covers MY™ thoughts

Time to go derail some more threads

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

if u sucked dick for cash instead of doing it for free you'd have money by now