Thread 940964170

interesting

>>940964271
>>940964170 (OP)

>>940964313
Sophie is Best Girl

>>940964281
Smooth Legs

oh no...

>>940964427
So long and pale

>>940964428
>>940964423

>>940964423
>>940964428
>>940964486

>>940964485
Smooth Buttcheek too

>>940964396
what about cam?

>>940964427
Smooth cunt

>>940964541
Best Proportions

>>940964622
Top Tier

>>940964651
absolutely godlike proportions

Live like a patooty
Die like a patooty

>>940964684
What about Kelsey?

>>940964405
Fat nigger post a celeb.

>>940964773
Post a celeb, fat nigger.

WHEN IM GOD EVERYONE DIES

>>940964904
WHERE MA REPARATION WHITE BOII???

>>940964831
America's Favorite Lesbian

Franny has fat fucking udders

>>940964773
>>940964405
>>940964904
>>940964930
>>940964952
>>940965000
Burn in hell fucktard.

>>940965000
Fat nigger

>>940965025
queer is not lesbian, faggot

>>940965344
You'd know

>>940965192
oink, even

>>940965427
most perfect a womans ever been

>>940965520
The smooth Buttcheeks of Franny are highly underrated

>>940965441
>>940965690
Best Celeb

>>940965574
real
>>940965581

>>940965414
you owned me so hard i will probably never recover

>>940966391
>>940966422
Fat nigger

>>940966668
Are you bedridden?

>>940966788
Fat nigger

>>940966869
Did you lose your feet to diabetes?

>>940966948
Not that it's any of your fat nigger business, but I stepped on a landmine while defending my country. What the fuck has your fat nigger ass ever done for your shithole country?

>>940966948
I lost my cock in your mom

>>940967030
Did you lose your genitals?

>>940967119
None of your fat nigger business

>>940967039
Well that makes sense. She's in a coma, and your penis was necrotic.

>>940964831
>>940965025
A boner for Moner

Bitch needs to get wrecked

>>940967242
Post a celeb, you retarded fat nigger.

CHOLI PLEASE

Fuck

>>940967526
Phimosis

>>940966948
actually he ate them, while waiting for a pizza

>>940967526
Scat queen

The beauty of a woman like this is lost on you cunts

>>940967835
never seen helen look this good before. she almost looks like farrah fawcett here.

>>940967952
She’s a goddess

>>940967835
Only a true shotatard can appreciate a woman like that.

>>940967999
Fat nigger

>>940968112
Good lord, you're in an awful bad mood this evening.

good evening lads :3

>>940968324
I hate you

>>940968732
you hate everyone :/

>>940968324
Hi baby ;)

>>940968910
sup

>>940968930
Let's fucking fart

I'm farting right now

>>940968930
Never came to Jenna before

I just farted on my dog's head

>>940968930
Never fart jerked to Jenna before

Jenna farting on my face rn

We're fart jerking again?

Troy's sister is called Jenna?

>>940969089
Ewww, that's so gross... no one wants to think about your face.

>>940969094
I never stopped

>>940964170 (OP)
franny is perfect

On shot like 12 now bye anons im gonna do bigly for a bit, friday fun. Enjoy your weekend. Post pretty celebs

>>940964170 (OP)
If I live long enough to see Franny pop tit then I can die happy.

So I’m out takin’ my niece Trick-or-Treatin’, right? It’s rainin’ cats, dogs, and a couple rats, so I got the umbrella out... big-ass thing, looks like it came off a mob boss’s patio. I’m out there like fuckin’ Mary Poppins with diabetes, protectin’ this kid from the elements.

We’re walkin’ down the block, it’s all spooky... pumpkins lit, kids screamin’, the whole nine. Then I look across the street, and I swear to God on my mother’s ashes... there’s Troy standin’ in the rain, shirtless, belly hangin’ out like a beanbag chair that lost the will to live.

He’s got his finger jammed in his bellybutton like he’s tryin’ to reboot himself, fartin’ every five seconds like a tuba in a haunted orchestra. PFFFT! The cheeks clappin’ like wet laundry.

He’s starin’ through some poor little boy’s window watchin’ a Halloween movie... just foggin’ the glass up with every breath. Looks like a ghost that eats at Arby’s.

My niece goes, ‘Uncle Joey, is that a monster?’ I go, ‘No, sweetheart, that’s just what happens when you skip therapy and eat Hot Pockets for 20 years.’

kek

BEAT

>>940968820
you aren't wrong

>>940969940
Slutty Joey

>>940970138
slutty Joey makes me cum

>>940970247
She cute

>>940970375
i bet she's an anal slut

>>940970138
I wanna see her nipples

>>940969660
same, only girl i would simp for

>>940970386
Holy fucking cute!

Please tell me there's more.

>>940970522
she's actually gone to events wearing see-through clothing

>>940970574
Need more proof if you got it

>>940970553
nope

https://celebmafia.com/joey-king-social-media-12-18-2019-2251256/

>>940970669
too bad, but thank you!

>>940970667
sure

>>940970733
slutty girl

>>940970935
Thanks anon, she'll be the inspiration for my next gooning session

guys if someones in the shower for over 50 minutes they jerkin it in there right?

>>940970878
foot slut!

>>940970967
i wonder what her hubby thinks about her showing off her nipples for all those photographers

i've cum tributed her so many times she owns my cock

>>940971045
It's her fault Cannes cracked down on the dresses that are being worn there

>>940971173
that's crazy

let a girl be a little slutty and show some nipple. who does it hurt? aside from my cock.

>>940971023
Depends on the type of hair/beard they have, the last time they showered, etc.
51mins is unusually long for sure, but there is always a chance of meticulous scrubbing
Also, they might have had the shits

balls deep

>>940970878
Women locking their sex organs together, nice!

>>940971045
If it fattens their wallet through more jobs, bring home the bacon bebby/!

>>940971392
fuck she looks so tight

>>940971409
Is it really just about money? Would you be ok with your Joey wife meeting with a producer privately to secure a role, and then come home to tell you about it?

>>940971363
the person in question claims they are 1. cripple and 2. like long showers, they deny any sort of jerkin it.

edging you slowing with a delicate glovvy handjob and then stopping before you ever cum and she takes the precum covered glove off and leaves it for you to finish yourself

>>940971572
To be fair, if slipping and falling in the shower had a 99.9% chance of breaking 3 or more bones in my body, I'd be extremely careful and slow too

>>940971572
either get in there and give them a hand or get off their back, who cares if someone is enjoying a shower jerk?

>>940971645
FUCK

fuck brocky

>>940971645
Is this worse than if she finishes you but ruins your orgasm and prohibits you from going for a 2nd one afterwards?

CODY FRICKIN' RHODES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpqvu__Szo

>>940971645
Jewish Joey is a fucking sexy dream come true.

I want her to make me cum in the glove and then she wears it

>>940971669
i wish

its honestly hard to believe just how stupid "brocky" is

>>940971653
wasting water is not a joking matter

>>940971651
now this is a valid point

>>940971392
is... is she grinding against his knee?

>>940971725
why?

>>940971748
Still not as scary as Daddario's full smile

>>940971746
yeah he she is hiding the massive wet spot

my jewey joey

Don't you guys think it's a little weird that you can take a shower in a bathtub but you can't take a bath in a shower?

>>940971506
>Would you be ok with your Joey wife meeting with a producer privately to secure a role, and then come home to tell you about it?
That's not what you proposed. You (or someone) asked about showing nipples through sheer fancy dress at appearances. That's vastly different from letting a fat pig climb on you.

>>940971834
i like the hair but who is that?

>>940971748
Fat nigger

>>940971844
no

>>940971866
showing off your body for roles is just the first step on that road

>>940971871
no one

i take long showers sometimes because it's comfy to just be in the hot water and steam, but i don't like baths

>>940971700
the chodester!!!

>>940971780
it just isn't

>>940971844
this is why bathtubs are superior

>>940971916
Fat nigger

why do girls show off their pits?

All of you chumps are gonna bow, when I whoop him. All of ya! I know you got him, I know you got em picked. But the mans in trouble. ima show youuu how great I am

>>940971928
fat ass slut

>>940971936
the crimson chin

>>940971916
literal perfection

there's just so much to live for, right?

>>940972061
Of course, anon!

>>940971951
because its the sexiest part of a woman

the shape, the contours, the depth of the pocket

>>940972134
but it seems kinda lewd

>>940972178
original context of this pic?

>>940972113
Fat nigger

>>940971936
the frickin' codeberg!!!

>>940972228
do better with your life, good god wrestling is shit

>>940972260
based

>>940971982
Deal with it.

that pic of jacob hurrrr where he has no chin, that's you choli, be better

>>940972311
no, i don't think i will

make me

Addiction

>>940971951
>>940972134
>>940972160
ummm more Joey pits?

>>940972311
you should stop and feel bad, this isnt something allison would ever post

Solution
Addiction
Devotion
Intrusion

>>940972456
fat
nigger
literally shit
why?

Stupid 4chan posts make confusion

>>940972536
nice cover bitch, we all still hate you, you have never been anything liked around here.

>>940972260
no. i like it and i won't apologize for that.
>>940972359
i don't know what you're trying to say here

>>940972602
Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali
That's his name
Say it
Muhammad Ali.

>>940972626
yeah I dont either, you do you

>>940972658
yeah no im good

>>940972687
word

Did I do good anons?
Did I make it okay?

>>940972727
make me feel bad, I thought you were troy

>>940972743
Graphic design is my passion

Do you guys approve ????

>>940971645
you like joey?

>>940972743
I would have cooked the rice a bit more til it was burnt but yeah looks good

>>940972802
lol i used to be obsessed with this movie and her 40s hairstyles in it

Please approve.

>>940972762
nah bro it's fine don't worry bout it

>>940972311
Unironically looks like my ex.

>>940972872
choli i may talk alot of shit but that's really all it is its really cause I dont hate you, trust me if I legit hated you you would know

mew mew

I wanna make food for you all and protect you all and make you all feel good and fulfilled im insane idk i really want that i wanna help and protect all of you

>>940973017
>mew mew
>open webm but no MEW
I have been played for a fool

>>940973017
who?

>>940973029
you're a nice anon.

>>940973029
>i wanna help
If you left for good, we would all greatly appreciate it

>>940973029
Thank you, fren. Do you have any Joey King so I can feel fulfilled (in my cock)?

>>940973080
Still can't believe she lost to Moner.

>>940973091
The night is saved

Good thread

abrir.link/dmdLa

>>940973091
puta

>>940973063
sorry. here's the real mew >>940973091

>>940973074
cailee spaeny <3

>>940973088
yeah? but i want a Chicago hot dog with the works, onions, pickles, crunchies, jalapeños, man we dont have anything close to Chicago dogs in Texas, whatever

>>940973088
No not on my phone rn
>>940973086
Never happening ever. bad appreciation to have.

>>940973140
she's the cutie from alien romulus!

>>940973107
Moner is hot, Kiki is not

>>940972934
no worries, bro. take your anger out on troy or something i guess i duno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk

>>940973166
i'll fedex one to you

>>940973168
>No not on my phone rn
that's ok, your good vibes are enough :)

>>940973182
mhm <3

>>940973210
fair enough. Fuck troy

>>940973209
Let me guess, you want a caramel-skinned teen Latina with a tomboy haircut like Moner to cuddle with and kiss lovingly, instead of Kiki?

>>940973121
thanks and hello friend!
say, what's in your link?
if you don't mind me asking
can't be too careful on the internet these days, haha

>>940973241
I watch Romulus for she. So happy she lived, I was afraid they'd kill her. I wanted to lick her armpit too.

I am the most least insane person I know.

>>940973268
can't judge you at all, anon. i have weirder fetishes and fixations.

for my friend choli. I haven't been around

https://youtu.be/uhK__RePfes?si=tYLNu77k4ol3ONwn

>>940973317
I want to lick every inch of her. I'm cum tributed so many celebs but I think I love her too much to do that.

i know lots of people
but not too many people know me

>>940973248
More or less. I actually think kiki is ugly. If she was even slightly attractive, I'd prefer her over Moner. Isabela seems so vain and bland and boring, but she looks like the most delicious snack ever

>>940973356
what is it
says restricted

>>940973365
Nobody likes a nobody.

>>940973373
Snack? Like you want to eat her tight pusy?

>>940973356
based. where have you been bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG6iaOMV46I

>>940973410
Eat, finger, pound, stare at, you name it

>>940973535
>>940973535
>>940973535

>>940973448
Fat nigger

Bd thread alert, do NOT engage

>>940973389
its some cky, set your restrictions to "not a pussy" i dont fucking know, not here? I hope youre doing well my dude

>>940973362
i guess that's kinda wholesome

>>940973711
now i'm tempted though

would it make me a bad person?

>>940973837
you're not hurting or exploiting anyone, so i don't think it does.

>>940973939
kind anon :3

i won't do it, but i thought about it. she's so cute.