Thread 940964181

>>940964181 (OP)

well, to be candid....
I'll give you everything you ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster

me and you we could rule the world
no one's going to fuck with me
I'm a monster

https://youtu.be/d9ZyeWjJF7A?si=oaMDowewQV15iw5z

>>940964181 (OP)
check file name

>>940964181 (OP)
Show us the way.
PUT ME IN REDDIT SCREENSHOT!

>>940964181 (OP)

May I wax philosophical for a moment please?

I'm not exactly the world's most intelligent guy, so bear with me

I've had a concept in my head for at least 15 maybe 20 years now...

American black people haven't risen to the occasion because they haven't had any examples to follow

That's why American record labels should bring in a bunch of British black rappers

It would elevate American black people's perceptions and give them something to rise towards

suddenly it would become cool to be articulate and classy

It's still rap
But on a much higher scale of intelligence

FOR EXAMPLE:
GET 'EM HIGH.............

mother fuck if this isn't one of my favorite songs of all times!! dude back in the rave days we had so much fun fucking to the Stanton warriors and SWAY is clever as fuck

You really have to listen closely to the words to catch them

Like I said this would give black Americans new standard to rise to the occasion for

a reason to take one step up the evolutionary ladder

https://youtu.be/db-0JnzHRjo?si=QYB_-lvAjeT5gq7e

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Stanton warriors, featuring SWAY"

>>940964181 (OP)
Lookin' good Oli.

Dead fucking serious...

If America's Black youth were exposed to BRITISH RAPPERS suddenly it would become cool to take it up a couple notches and after a little bit more sophisticated and say your words more articulately

much less about murder and whores and niggas and much more about clever witticisms and dignified conceptualizations

I think it would be an exponential leap

And all That's required is some American record labels importing some big British rapper acts or some unknown British rapper acts

demonstrate a touch of class and allow them to mimic it

The same way they tend to mimic the stupid low-class shit

>>940964891
hahaha

I'm not going to lie
that? That one?
It got me

How many years do you post? I still remember you.

ANOTHER PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT:
This one isn't British...

Major Lazer is from America, but once again it takes rave DJs to bring out the best in black rappers

This is actually Pharrell doing the rapping which is surprising

the lyrics are fucking hilarious!
if all rap music was like this I would actually listen to it

AEROSOL CAN (monkey outside)

https://youtu.be/6Y5D5h5UTNs?si=G0iP1Uhq0-8dliod

(although the Florida breaks DJ ICEY version of the song is a hundred times better)

quite honestly, when it comes to applying other people's faces through an AI template, a configuration algorithm, or whatever the fuck terminology they use?

CERTAIN FACES SIMPLY DON'T WORK AT ALL

conversely, other faces
WORK MAGICALLY
WORK PERFECTLY
WORK EVERY TIME

and strangely enough, I've discovered THIS FUCKING FACE has the magical vertice and point configuration

invariably
IT WORKS EVERY FUCKING TIME

somehow, this bizarre motherfucker was born with the perfect facial configuration, according to every AI face swapping platform I've tried so far

out of hundreds of times, I've only seen it not work maybe five or six times tops

Don't ask me why... I'm not a computer

But for some reason, that fat ugly fuck has the ultimate goddamn face

works like a charm!

Like Trump says...
"there's never been anything like it before"

So don't be afraid....

Don't be afraid of his face...

EMBRACE HIS FACE....

LEARN TO LOVE IT

because motherfucker, it's not going anywhere I promise. you'll see

Open your heart to him

>>940965156
Oli's cool. You just don't want to piss him off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZZ-FeZPJ0

>>940966252
I'm ashamed to admit I've got so many endless endless files on so many similar looking drives and SD card site don't even know where to begin to look to find my smashing pumpkins retouches

I found two other faces that work just as well as his

This weird motherfucker
and one particular down syndrome face that works better than any other down syndrome face

and somehow it worked out perfectly for the smashing pumpkins image
I'm they all go together so well

It's like a synergy
It happened to me
I didn't make it happen
I was just the one pushing the buttons
But the universe brought those faces together forever

God damn I'm moving around right now using speech to text but there's no excuse for these typos

I fixed the fucking damage caused by the Samsung update, but it's been working very well lately ever since I fixed it and there's no excuse for today's fumbled typos

sorry about that

I am a dedicated stickler for proper grammar but I'm also lazy and I never proofread

I'm too busy Jack hammering out stream of consciousness bullshit and then I look at it later after it's been posted and realize GOD DAMN YOU SAMSUNG

oops...

damn it. they just saw me admit I intentionally jackhammer stream of consciousness just to get under their skin

damn it damn it damn it

I prefer it when they think I'm oblivious to what I'm doing

BY THE WAY

Do you remember the embarrassing "Sonya the robot" fiasco?

they unveiled Sonia the robot on national television, network news, only to have it revealed it wasn't autonomous at all.

The news reported Sonya's words were being typed real time off stage by some douchebag sitting at a computer

It was completely fake

THE ENTIRE PROJECT WAS FINANCED BY JEFFREY EPSTEIN

I didn't realize that until just recently

SONYA THE ROBOT WAS A JEFFREY EPSTEIN PRODUCTION

>>940966775
LOL @ SONYA

SOPHIA™

My mistake my mistake

I was talking about Sonya Shana and Catherine earlier the three girls I used to fuck who all went to school together

sorry I did a brain fart

SOFIA THE ROBO was financed by Jeffrey Epstein, believe it or not

>>940966373
I'm the logposter and when Oli came along, he never gave me any shit about it and since then, he's always been welcome in any of my threads. People pick on him constantly and yet, the dude has STAYING POWER. Oli isn't going anywhere until Oli is ready to. Keep on with your bad self, Oli!!
>>940964891
>>940966252
>>940964804

>>940964181 (OP)
Lookin good, Ole.

>>940966911

EGG ZACK LEE™

You can pry him from my cold dead hands

Good luck with that

SPEAKING OF MY BUBBLE BATH™
I thought you'd never ask!!

and YES, My wife loves the way my skin smells and feels so soft to the touch after using Dr Teal's foaming eucalyptus and spearmint essential oils bubble bath

And if it makes her happy, it makes me happy

(But please don't tell my wife I'm actually doing it for the cats, not for her, because catnip is part of the mint family, and cats react to spearmint really well)

after soaking in a relaxing bubble bath of eucalyptus & spearmint, Not only do I feel relaxed but also reinvigorated, But even better yet: ALL FIVE CATS FREAK OUT AND THEY ALL START CLIMBING ON ME AND SMELLING MY SKIN AND LICKING ME

I look like Ace fucking Ventura or something

literally covered with cats

But as far as my wife knows, I'm doing it because she likes the way my skin feels afterwards

she bought the shit for us
I'm a dude so I'm not really a bubble bath type of a guy

But after the heart attack and being infirmed, my healing process... I've got to admit it feels really good to lay here in the fucking tub with really hot water just breathing in the eucalyptus and spearmint fumes in the steam

It's very nice and relaxing

>>940967848

please don't ask me to show you my penis...

That would make me uncomfortable
BECAUSE YOU'RE ME
And we've already seen our penis at least a million fucking times so far

Just focus on the bubbles like a big boy, okay?

keep your mind out of the gutter

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR INTELLIGENT PEOPLE:

In case you don't already know, Dr Bronner's Peppermint Castile Soap is the most amazing shit you've ever fucking washed with.

I could go on and on about the multitude of different uses for this particular soap, but I'll just cut to the important part instead:

IT SETS YOUR SCROTUM ON FIRE !!!!!;
Not the rest of your skin
It invigorates your entire body
And the smell is absolutely fucking perfect

But it doesn't invigorate your scrotum
IT SETS YOUR NUT SACK ON FIRE!!!

That might not sound very pleasant
And the first time you use it, you'll be desperately trying to make your nut sack stop hurting Just the exterior skin

Like it's on fire

But afterwards, you'll consider taking another shower just to feel it again

IT BECOMES ADDICTIVE

SET YOUR SCROTUM ON FIRE TODAY!!!
WITH A BOTTLE OF DR BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP

(The story behind the Dr Bronner's company is actually fascinating, and you should check it out because it's really remarkable)

damn it Jet called me and I forgot to attach the picture My bad

I told him to call back I'm taking a fucking bubble bath

DR BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT CASTILE SOAP:

SET YOUR SCROTUM ON FIRE TONIGHT!!
thank me later

>>940968257

If you read reviews of Dr Bronner's Peppermint soap, don't be surprised to see people raving about it just like me

once it sets your nut sack on fire, It becomes a favorite pretty much automatically

If you've never used it before, you would be remiss if you failed to go buy a bottle of it

It's like $16 or something but it's well worth it

It lasts forever and it has hundreds of uses it's really remarkable stuff

And you absolutely WILL become addicted to having your nutsack set on fire

https://youtu.be/_xuP1qjYnLE?si=sDFZ79x62_VmWCGF

b was funny and uniq until you pissheads atarted destroying this boar. be proud of you asshoolds. kys losers

It's totally safe to use for doing your dishes, brushing your teeth, shampooing your pets, washing your hair, washing your goddamn car...

That $16 bottle goes a long way

You don't need any other cleaning products once you buy that bottle

https://youtu.be/51QDEc3qnXY?si=O6lSTMCjJXCnXA9Y

And oddly enough it turns out women's labia do not get set on fire by it

which doesn't make any sense
because it sets your scrotum on fire like a mother fucker

and labia are nothing more than an open scrotum

>>940969240

I don't remember you being invited.
let me look at the guest list.
hmm.... nope

sorry sir, You're not on the list

"SECURITY? would you show this man to the door please?"

>>940969240

And if you try coming back again you'll leave on a stretcher...

>>940969240
I know you're the log fag. You can't fool me.

>>940964181 (OP)
I'm not sure why you'd want to rule the galaxy. There are already plenty of other people in charge of the galaxy. What makes you think you'd be better?