Thread 940992978

YLYL thread JUST POST PICTURES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do you remember the first time you slept?

>>940992978 (OP)
you are not having a good time.

>>940992978 (OP)
>>940992997
>>940993088
>>940993109
>>940993124
worst ylyl in the history of ylyl

>>940993230
>>940995400
where's the funny here? can you please explain it to me

oooooof

So far, this thread has been a bit shit.

>>940995739
The true form

>>940995739
>>940995905
>>940996174
>>940996273
worst ylyl ever

>>940993088
>Catholic priests practices homosexuality despite to the contrary of the teachings in the bible
Catholicism is mental illness. Admit it.

>>940997411
I'd give it to child C.
Oh, and B can have the flute.

>>940993088
According to the priests; they're straight.
Also, demographically, priests are at a much higher rate of incidence than either gays, OR trannies. There are a lot less priests than gays or trannies, but you hear about these types of incidents involving them surprisingly often.

>>940997740
Yeah I'll give my semen too.

>>940997776
We don't worship Mary, she is seen in reverence.

>>940997859
She's a McRib anyway

niggers tongue my anus

>>940995905
me on the left

>>940997740
BASED
It's A for me, she's cute.

>>940997411
Bros this image isn't about fucking lolis it's about which choice is the most ethical.

>>940993088
So Catholicism allows gay fucking now? What happaned to the tradcath movement?

>>940992978 (OP)
>YLYL thread

Oh great, another YLYL thread.

What the fuck is wrong with /v/ these days.

It's almost like we are all just too busy to make good quality videos anymore.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

>>940992978 (OP)
i'm not posting pictures. i'm talking about the game. you're the one that keeps posting pictures.


i'm not the one that's been trying to make people think they are

>>940997716
My wifes friends son (who is gay) won't shut up about it. every post on facebook has to mention his gayness, he can't show a picture of himself as a kid without commenting on how gay he is. he and his husband run a bakery where they are always mentioning they are gay. gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay oh and did I mention he's gay? cause he's gay you know.

they are taking our frogs from us

>>940997133
Shalom, rabbi.

>>940998497
>h3h3
Yeah definetly the opinion of an honest and unbiased jewish drug addict.

>>941005187
kek magic can't be stolen
they'll be full-blown kekistanis in a couple of years from exposing themselves to the chaos gods
they opened the flood gates to their souls

>>940997790
Yes you hear about the very small percentage of child molesting priests all the time and yet rabbis molest children as often as priests and yet ..... Why is it the ((media)) only focuses on one type of criminal?

>>940996174
>she

>>940997411
Child B is the only correct answer if you're White

>>940996174
Stephen King

>>940997567
Gay retard

>>940997776
protfag

>>940995701
Make it better then, faggot. Do your part

>>940995714
The stupidity of some people is funny to others

>>940996451
Every ylyl. Still not funny

>>940996464
Maga's not ok with this. I know its a bad habit of dems, but try to stop spreading a false narrative

>>940997567
So poc hate gays. Thanks for this message

>>940997676
Make it say left memes just put a maga hat on anything, it might be more accurate

>>940997716
This would be funny if it was true

>>940998396
Republicans don't say patriarchy

>>940998459
Shows you there are gay conservatives

>>940998880
Just putting random words on a shirt is cool

>>940998926
Thanks for fixing it

>>940998984
When did James Cameron start posting here?

>>941005187
If only they were all in frog outfits

>>940995739
sauce on this webm? i know its ana kasparian im just curious as to the specific segment

>>941010980
Erm not okay erm democrats fault erm. Kek you amerimutts are done for.

>>941011918
i don't think you understand how important it is to post your picture and have it approved by the other anons before you can post any other content on /v/.

>>940997411
source?

>>941014099
lefties are faggot liars, nuff said

>>940997776
I mean, she's obviously gonna feature pretty dominantly in the fandom. I mean, the MC is kind of the whole point of the narrative, but she's the MC's mom, and she had some pretty badass adventures of her own, depending on what you consider canon.

>>940992978 (OP)
You're not posting pictures though. You're admitting to the thread once again that you are a pathetic trans phobic Nazi dog fucking piece of garbage and you literally think this is your hug box

>>941024688
Even if I looked like that you'd still be a chud. I really don't think you realize just how much your self owning posts are painful to watch.

>>941024135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U

>>940992978 (OP)
>YLYL thread
>Just
I'm not sure I can trust you.

>>940997790
Straight? Try saying that again after one of them diddles another little boy.

>>940993088
lol Ryan Gosling is so based

>>940997676
>can't even spell nigger
lmao what a nigger!

>>940997680
They all are. Look at the people religion produces.

>>940998497
Imagine if Jews were held accountable for their actions

>>940996540
He already have a brain, keep it to your local antifa

>>941004378
Have you tested his femboy potential yet? Like, just rape him to test the waters and see how he responds

>>940998528
Was reddit as down as it's users so you came here?

>>940997411
A since it's the whitest of the three

>>941024688
sylveon did nothing wrong

>>940999173
Not sure honestly. You can remove parts of the brain without too much damage.

You can't say the same thing about your heart or your pancreas

>>940998528
if that were the case, it wouldn't have been edited with the girls from Unteralterbach

>>941011190
Grindr always crashes when there's a republican event in any city

>>940997935
>can literally talk to God
>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT I'M GOING TO ASK MARY AND THE SAINTS TO TELL GOD ALMIGHTY INDIRECTLY INSTEAD

>>941028362
Did your country's imageboard went down so you're polluting this place with your ESLness?

>>941029433
really?

>>941029433

A fine? Or a fee...

>>940999173
It named itself Brain.

>>941030079
In jail we used to make a Fefe where you take a rubber glove and fill it with shampoo or baby oil or Vaseline or whatever you got and roll it up in the center of a towel or t-shirt or something and then you can fuck it

>>941020767
amerimutt iq, no wonder you are owned by israel. Both of your political groups are faggots and bought for lmao

>>941005187
Post the video of the ICE guy macing one of those faggots through the fan port

>>941030520
I'm sure whatever shithole you're from is a shining beacon of liberty

>>941011962
Lost

>>940997411
logically child B, they made it and provided materials. If they mean my flute, then all 3 of them get it.

>>940997653
>THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
No, they usually swing, from the rope they hung themselves with.

>>941031082
kek

>>940997776
Based Mary worshippers

guess we post christian memes now

>>940992978 (OP)
>Christ used the men's room
AHAHAHAHA! Good one OP!!

>>940999074
Lolwot
>>941031082
Trans women mostly agree with that, and we pee sitting down too

>>940998810
I wish I was a girl so fucking badly.

>>940997790
>emographically, priests are at a much higher rate of incidence than either gays, OR trannies.
That's not true. You've never even seen it anywhere, you just want it to be true, so you assume it is.
>you hear about these types of incidents involving them surprisingly often
That's called the availability heuristic. You hear about it more, so you assume it happens more. It doesn't. Fags and trannies are prolific molesters.

>>940997871
What is supposed to be bad about being a virgin? There is nothing bad about that whatsoever and it shows purity. It's BETTER than being a non virgin if you're not married so sorry, no dice

>>940999342
The joke is they are supposed to be asexual, and that is on the flag.

>>940997790
Supposed to be a vow of celibacy, aka asexualism.

>>941011110
Yeah. You only see the "straight" shirts as meme shirts on vacation, and those are gone in the modern era. I didn't see any of those while on my last vacation. At best you have the "I'm with him/her" shirts which is what the comic is playing off.

>>941032399
Nta but there's nothing "pure" about not knowing a normal human experience. It's free pleasure and healthy.

>>940997740
This is the only thing in this thread to make me laugh so far.

>>941000109
Sir, this is /b/

>>941024181
Losed

>>941033566
it's a shitty bot you are replying to, retard.

>>940997776
Are you retarded or something?
1. Nobody is "worshipping" Mary.
2. That is a Station called the "Solemnity of Mary" which is set up one day out of the year (January 1), 8 days after the birth of Jesus Christ on December 25th, and she is blessing Jesus directly below where Jesus has angels around him.

Mary was just a woman, who happened to be the mother of Jesus. Nobody "worships" her. She is merely "blessed". That Station is merely one that is brought up once a year, amongst many different stations.

This is how retarded you are.

>>941036170
not a christian but even i know that
some of my fellow athiests are truly retarded tbh and make all us athiests seem like a bunch of fucking bitter and assburnt retards that can't deal with the fact that some people are happy

>>941036170
Mary is how the church kept the feminine side of God in view. Human religion started with a lot of feminine power. Think the Venus of Willendorf and the many ancient mother figures. The Near East had goddesses like Inanna and Ishtar. Judaism kept feminine images of the divine through Wisdom and the Shekhinah. Early Christians sometimes spoke of the Spirit with feminine grammar, and the first communities included real women leaders. Later patriarchy tried to shrink that space, but the current never died. Honoring the feminine in God is not new. It is a return to our oldest memory. Mary is that pattern resurfacing inside Christianity. God is clearly beyond gender but the different aspects would be important for how society sees itself. Mary did give birth to God, in the NT, so she is extremely special and metaphorical.

Personally I believe a sort of cosmic mother God and Mary is the closest thing Christians have to that. Seems weird people would ever think God was a man who essentially birthed us though.

>>941031100
I would just spin 360 degrees and return the item with the "wife" receipt, muahahha all your profits are mine!

>>941031082
Wasted effort, men are cocksure of their aim all the time