Thread 940993188

what is your greatest regret in life

>>940993188 (OP)
I'm too young to have regrets. I haven't matured yet.

>Inb4 underage b&

I'm 25

>>940993188 (OP)
Staying alive

>>940993188 (OP)
not lowering my standards to stop being a virgin bitch

that i didn't complete my suicide attempt in 2010

>>940993188 (OP)
In my highschool years it was all about "No regrets"

And now, more than a decade later I still have no regrets.

>>940993321
how old are you

>>940993289
>>>/soc/34342621

>>940993348
beyond wizardry

>>940993364
wizadry = best game ever

>>940993321
Yo Anon, try to jump on that 4/10 and later on that same day, you'll meet that 9/10 and you get her number. All you have to do is send 5000$ to an african princess and she will have your fate fixed by some voodoo shamanic ritual thing.

>>940993352
I hate that this exists

Not having more sex with fat women.

I wish I never put out my second album without getting a second fucking opinion on production but I was too fucking drunk.

Simping for a bitch I genuinely thought was my friend, fuck you, you Scottish cunt.

>>940995605
i think my biggest regret is not going to the gym more often. i am a very physically active person, but i am not in great shape. i have been trying to get in better shape for a few months now, and i think i will finally get there.

>>940993188 (OP)
Not killing myself when I was 12.

>>940993289
>Staying alive
>Staying alive
>Staying alive
Ah ha ha ha

Not cutting my balls off when I was 12.

>>940996026
You won't because you're a fucking faggot who won't actually get off of your ass but you'll think about doing it so that is enough to pacify your ape goat cow of a fucking brain as you continue expanding.

>>940996067
I was going to, pussied out. Went to a hospital. Told myself it'd be all uphill, but it was all downhill from there. This world is a lie and soon the world will end.

>>940996098
The only part of life worth experiencing is childhood

>>940996136
>"The only part of life worth experiencing is childhood"

You sound like a specimen worthy of giving advice to others.

>>940993188 (OP)
I'm too afraid to do things, because people hold them against me forever if I fail and a lot of the messed up past haunts me.

I'm also too open.

>>940996249
Fuck you too ig

>>940996310
Same

Lot of anons wanting to kill themselves. If you are going to die at some point anyways and your suffering to that point won't change it, why not enjoy yourselves a little? You're still here anyways, try to make the best of it.

>>940993491
This, fuck them fatties. Life is so much easier as a hypersexual.

>>940993188 (OP)
Living

>>940993364
This is faggy and if this is truly the state youre on then reading worthless shit like this and thinking like this is the problem, mind over matter buddy you need to chin up first, no one likes anyone who clearly doesnt like themselves

The last two years of high school were pretty brutal because I got caught jerking off in class to the most popular girl in school. I was stoned for the first time in class and was in the back row with her sexy ass in tight blue jeans in front of me. I had on sweatpants and was slowly jerking, not planning on cumming. Then she bent in a way that her ass crack was showing, and I started beating off like a madman. I came as the teacher started yelling at me and she started slapping me. Stood up with a hard on and a huge cum stain on my pants. I ran out of there and walked home. My parents got called about it. Her father came to my house to yell at me. Her boyfriend punched me. Random dudes that were in love with her wound punch me. No one would sit with me at lunch. Had to sit in the front row of classes and people would make fun of me. After months of that she came up to me in the hall, and she said she thought I was crazy but though it was hot that I jerked off to her. No one would believe me if I repeated what she said but she would have let me fuck her and she masturbates to the incident.

>>940993188 (OP)
I could have sex every day, but I was burned out.

>>940997652
everyone was just jelly, you did good

>>940998387
If you bust a nut school this means you are lose how they are jealous about that

>>940993188 (OP)
Got gonorrhea and chlamydia from the same latin btch. She was ssoooo fine tho. Pussy was fire too. Still regret it though, lol

>>940999990
You are fucked if you save shit like this.
You are mentally destroyed.

>>941000080
You watched it though lol. Faggot.

>>941000114
Still having this saved is worse

>>940998387
It was one of the best nuts I've busted in my life, everyone should have stood in awe at the amount of cum that came out of me

>>940993188 (OP)
letting 4chan turn to shit

>>940997652
>I came as the teacher started yelling at me and she started slapping me. Stood up with a hard on and a huge cum stain on my pants. I ran out of there and walked home.
got damz this story can't be true, but it still made me laugh

>>940993188 (OP)
I was extremely dumb and got insecure over a 12year old girl i was in a sexual relationship with when i was 19 and now she's a trad mom while im bouncing floozy to floozy every few years who are greedy and have no personal foundation

not starting hrt younger i guess

>>941001256
I got kicked out of the class I had with her and had to take a class with a different teacher the grade below me. The teacher who caught me was a woman and said I should be a sex offender and get arrested, but I was 15 and nobody else in charge really gave a shit besides her

>>940993188 (OP)
I was into sucking dick for a few years in my late teens. Mostly older white dudes I met on craigslist. I had a black drug dealer who would always brag about how big his dick was. I was drunk one night and offered to blow him and he gay bashed me. When I was all banged up on the ground, he pulled my pants off and raped me. It messed me up for a long time and I still hate niggers to this day.

>>941001536
i was going to type this

>>941004477
It is your own problem if you hang around with da drugdealer too much. Dunno what he was selling to you, or what he offered you besides the stuff you were buying anyway. It's your own problem and the addiction if you trust people like da drugdealer. The aftermath was you admitting being a drugged slut and not able to report this bastard to police, he could have gone to jail for possession of illegal drugs and you could have enjoyed two years of absolute silence from this nigger, but you chicken'd out.

>>940993188 (OP)
Not losing my virginity together with my gf when I was 15