Thread 940993551

Do drugs help or hurt you?

>>940993551 (OP)
Depends on the drug you're using. But I never really used any drug besides alcohol, so... Idk

>>940993620
alcohol is by far the worst drug on the planet

>>940993721
Debatable.

I think crack is worse

>>940993551 (OP)
I think there’s plenty that help, the addiction to drugs is what hurts.

>>940993754
Alcohol is worse because it’s legal and marketed to be fun and sexy. Everyone knows crack is highly addictive. Alcohol is a slow spiral.

>>940993721
correct
>>940993754
wrong

>>940993551 (OP)
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™
only if you're intelligent enough to LEARN FROM IT

>>940993874

ADDICTION:

no such thing

it's either
-PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY or

-A LACK OF WILLPOWER

>>940993551 (OP)
I think its ok to do shrooms once in a while. But honestly my advice to never look for them. I know this sounds like weirdo shit and I'm just trying to sound mysterious but I'm not.

Let the shrooms find you. Also its best just to eat them raw. They taste like a combo of dirt and rotten sunflower seeds but the taste really isnt that bad. Its basically like a bland tree bark sort of taste.

Anyways dont eat anything for at least 2 or 3 hours beforehand then go to town on 3 maybe 4 grams with a good amount of caps. Make sure they arent moldy too.

Dont recommend eating them in a bar of chocolate or some such as you dont know what you're getting or what might be included.

>>940993874

a lack of willpower IS NOT ADDICTIONots simply weakness

>>940994088
Weird way of saying that psychological addiction is a thing, but ok. Ask any pot head.

I realize alcohol is categorized as a DRUG

however, it's also in the same category as GASOLINE, TURPENTINE OR DIESEL

Estrogen is helping with my gender transition

>>940994112

no such thing as psychological addiction

ITS JUST A WEAK HUMAN

>>940994160
you don't need estrogen, you effeminate weak cowardly creampuff homosexual waste of oxgen

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.

>>940994176
Semantics.

>>940994112

btw

I am in my 60s now
when I was 12, I smoked my first joint
the NEXT DAY I took LSD

the next day, I took 5 hits of LSD

and I began taking TEN-STRIPS OF REAL LSD EVERY DAY FOR 3 YEARS

well, I would trip for 5 days in a row, stop and replenish my vitamins, minerals and electrolytes for a day or two, them DO IT OVER AGAIN

this continued for three years

I would go to school tripping my balls off and nobody knew it

I quit doing drugs over 9 years ago

DO NOT TRY TO "TEACH ME" ABOUT ADDICTION

it's either PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY or simply a WEAK HUMAN

>>940994208

dude

you can't even find real photos of women?

SMAPCHAT IS YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF PICS?

HAHAHAHAHANANA

FAGGOT

>>940994246

semantics?

nope

PERSPECTIVE, DUMBASS

The actual reality

>>940994282
k

>>940994246

>semantics

nope
it's an EXCUSE PEOPLE USE
to pretend they're not weak

me?

I was NEVER addicted (psychologically)

I simply ENJOYED IT

I WAS ENTHUSIASTIC

>>940993551 (OP)
Testosterone is helping with my gender transition. Shrooms, molly, cocaine and weed help with everything else

but over 9 years ago

I grew bored with it

>>940993551 (OP)
Drugs are absolutely amazing. They're a kind of proof that we exist beyond our flesh. Chemical exchanges with your environment that release cascade of experience unlike anything.

I like to do shrooms coke and weed while my bf fucks and kisses me

>>940994425
No such thing as a gender transition, you’re just a pathetic pooner full of Frankenstein hormones. Kill yourself soon.

>>940994425
Hell yes!

>>940993551 (OP)
Depends on how much you take and what your intentions are when you do it. Your general state of mind and overall mood will also influence how they affect you.
A small dose of shrooms or ketamine can alleviate depression, huge doses of either will have you tripping balls and/or K holing.

>>940994456
You sound like the pathetic one. Can't accept modern stuff, cry about it online, spread negativity and political bs. Sad you can't even take a break and not be off topic. We call you cancer.

>>940994525

>cancer

can we is when CELLS FORGET HOW TO DIVIDE

that describes you perfectly

>>940994160
Neutering yourself can't make you into a woman anon.

>>940994570
I'm not even that Anon you retard. Fuck off, you type like you smell bad.

>>940994525
oops

sorry typo

CANCER IS WHEN CELLS FORGET HOW TO DIVIDE

you will never reproduce
you are a cell
you will not divide

YOU are in fact the cancer

>>940994626
Do some more math grandpa

>>940994650
Meth*

>>940994617
>smell bad

so you can't achieve an erection for a female

AND you can't develop insults?

is there ANYTHING you don't fail at?

>>940994650

AGAIN:

you ARE a cell

you decided not to reproduce
you serve no purpose to our survival
you ARE the cancer

you must be excised

>>940994674
>>940994711
Thanks for shitting up another thread cancer

>>940994751

when a doctor sees the small cluster of cancerous cells, they know it must be removed, to prevent it from spreading.

>>940994751
>shitting up

translation:
saving it

>>940994849
>Pretending you're some sort of crusader when you really just an annoying immature spammer who needs attention and dementia medication
Don't do meth kids

>>940995011
Don't do kids, meth.

>>940995011
>>940995097
see it's an interesting thing... I am an admitted recovering DRUG ENTHUSIAST

notice I didn't say drug addict...
because I wasn't addicted anything
I simply didn't have any desire to exercise willpower

I was overly ENTHUSIASTIC about not being sober

But anybody who knows me in real life knows I was an LSD HEAD ™

not a meth head
I was always into PSYCHEDELICS

LSD, MDA, MDMA, DMT... MUSHROOMS, EVEN EXPERIMENTED WITH SALVIA

(salvia is a horrifying miserable psychedelic, and after trying it a couple times I realized "If anybody ever gave salvia to one of my children, I would kill them")

see? It's not like us was blindly open to any drug... I drew the line all the time

I never used a fucking needle in my life
anybody who touches a syringe to get high is demonstrating the fact that they are flushing their life down a toilet, it's not about getting high. It's about self-destruction.

I drew the line all the time
I was discriminating about drugs
I tried PCP one time when I was a teenager, just so I would know what it was (If you've never experienced something firsthand, your opinions mean absolutely nothing)

I learned that PCP is a shit horrible drug and it became one of the many many drugs I would stay away from

METH: The only reason we ever did meth was FOR SEX

because you might not realize this, but real dextromethamphetamine MAKES YOU FUCK FOR DAYS AND DAYS WITHOUT STOPPING

I'm not sure if you've ever had sex non-stop for 3 or 4 days.. NON-STOP

LITERALLY NOT STOPPING FOR DAYS
Just fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and getting your dick sucked and fucking and getting your dick sucked and getting your dick sucked and deepthroat and fucking and fucking and fucking

FOR DAYS WITHOUT STOPPING

Do you think I'm embarrassed to admit I have fucked women for days without stopping?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I'M A SUPERHERO, MOTHER FUCKER!!

why would I be embarrassed about FUCKING WOMEN FOR 3 DAYS WITHOUT STOPPING????? idiot

>>940995011
>>940995097

name ONE REASON why I'd be ashamed of FUCKING WOMEN NONSTOP FIR 3 DAYS?

(to be honest with you there were many times where we would fuck for 4 days)

The sun comes up and you're still fucking
And you fuck and fuck
and she deepthroats you for 2 hours
and then it's anal for another 7 hours
and you're fucking and fucking
and you realize the sun already went down and now it's 5 AM and the sun is about to rise again

and you fuck and fuck and fuck

and you stop to roll a joint and wash your dick and she deepthroats you GOR SIX HOURS and you're fucking and fucking AND THE THREE DAYS PASSES

and she's been having dozens of rapid fire multiple orgasms the entire time

but when YOU finally orgasm on the 3rd day YOU FEEL THE EARTH SHIFT UNDER YOUR FEET

why would that embarrass me?
YOU should be embarrassed that you've never done it

It's the Mount Everest of sex
And you can't even climb a tiny little hill yet

>>940995422

lol you're a child

a SEXUAL TODDLER

you've never made a woman orgasm before

HAHAHAHA

poor lil baby boopsie, right?

>>940995373
this nigga does meth

>>940995581
Sure man, I'm nowhere near being as impressed with myself as you are impressed by yourself.
It's also hilarious how little it takes to bruise your ego and set off your shit talking.

>>940995422

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ITS THE MOUNT EVEREST OF SEX

and I've climbed it DOZENS OF TIMES

you?....... lol
you've never even climbed a tiny hill

........................................the toddler™

>>940995645
That's nice dear.

>>940995643

no I don't, which proves how talentless you are in the observational skills department...

and how uneducated you are in drugs, pharmacology in general, internal medicine and psychology

you're clueless

hence you using NIGGER COLLOQUIALISMS IN YOUR EVERYDAY VOCABULARY

>>940995644

AGAIN, TODDLER:

ITS THE MOUNT EVEREST OF SEX

And you actually thought I was going to be embarrassed by it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

IM PROUD AS SHIT OF IT!!!

I CLIMBED "MOUNT EVEREST" DOZENS OF TIMES!!!!

I've literally fucked SEVERAL different women FOR DAYS NONSTOP on meth

even 2 women simultaneously
(multiple times, both wives inviting other women to join us)

YOU'VE NEVER LIVED.....

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN YOUR JOURNEY YET

lol and you thougnt it was ME that would be embarrassed?

how'd that work out for you, TODDLER PENIS?

>>940995813
Oh wow, I'm so impressed, please allow me to fawn of your majesty.

>>940995664

oh its VERY VERY NICE indeed

extreeeeeeeemely nice.......

when women do meth, they BEG TO BE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED

they don't want to 'make love'...
they want to be SEXUALLY ASSAULTED

................for days

you're a child......

this is the adults table.....

>>940995909
You're so unimpressive and cringe that it's almost not funny anymore.

>>940995973
this. he's such a fucking tryhard faggot, my guess is he spun out of music festivals and realized all his friends had jobs and he was a fucking unemployed scumbag

>>940995644

bruised my ego? hahahaha

whatever it takes for you to sleep at night
Just keep repeating it to yourself

again, sexual larvae:

YOU have NEVER made a woman orgasm

if you told me you have
YOUD BE LYING

.......................poor widdle baby boopsie

be honest with us:
don't be embarrassed

have you ever fucked a woman at all?

because I doubt it
but you know the answer
the TRUTHFUL answer.....

so tell us, sir ....

AGAIN: have you had sex (with a female) before?

and don't lie

>>940996028

QUESTION: how old are you, sir?

I'm just curious

>>940996117
You've never felt a hung man slide inside you and give you an internal pounding. Haha fucking loser. Why even live?

>>940996117
>bruised my ego?
>Wall of shit talking
>????
>profit

>>940996028
Lel

>>940996177
That anon probably has an older mental age than you do lolvis, even if he doesn't have your amount of lived years.

I was wicked skinny when I smoked crack. I have been locked up all year and gained a ton of weight. Can't wait to get my charges dropped and get out this psych-ward I am currently in so I can go back to Central sq and smoke crack again. Sobriety makes you fat.

>>940996247


he won't say how old he is

because he realizes I'm going to ask him why he can't convince even ONE woman into sex (let alone a relationship)

he wants to avoid having his lack of courage put on display

cowardice...
That's what he wants to hide
He's not a little boy anymore
He's had plenty of opportunities

But he's a coward

He's such a fucking coward He never even tries with women

But he pretends to be cavalier and knowledgeable, as if he's got a lot of experience under his belt

He's a toddler
a sexual and social toddler

He's such a coward
HE WON'T EVEN SAY HIS AGE

>>940996506
Yeah yeah, you're doing your everyone but me is a virgin spiel again, good job on being a broken record.

>>940996028

AGAIN, COWARD:

how old are you?.....................


because I also used to be afraid like you

until I was 15.....
at 16, I had a 36 year old beautiful registered nurse fiance

at 25 I had already fucked nearly 800 women

HOW OLD ARE YOU, ROMEO?

are you older than 25?

are you older than 16?

are you 15?

>>940996572

I didn't say everyone's a virgin

those words never came out of my mouth

AGAIN:
>>940996028
HOW OLD ARE YOU, SIR?......

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH SO FAR?

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF ANSWERING MY QUESTION?

>>940996572

you're*

If the one syllable words are a little bit too lofty for you, perhaps you could use the HALF SYLLABLE words?

>>940996572

The only reason you perceive it as a broken record is because

IT APPLIES TO 97.3% OF YOU GUYS IN HERE

It's a 100% accurate description of 97.3% of users on this website

So if you want to see the broken record stop

You should convince that 97.3% to go out there and actually try

because until they climb into the octagon
I'M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF THEM FOR BEING COWARDS

speaking of which....
Do you have a girlfriend right now?
Just curious

I'm just curious whether or not you know how to get what you want, or if you're one of those 97.3% of users in here

>>940996572
But just in case you're curious....

>>940996028
AGAIN: WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?

are you embarrassed?

>>940996028

ANSWER MY QUESTION, COWARD:

HOW OLD ARE YOU, AND HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH SO FAR?

It's a very simple question

It should only take you a matter of seconds to answer

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?

>>940996678
Whatever man, you always brag about being a manslut, it's not really that impressive bro.
>>940996699
What are you on about anon? I used you're and your in in the right places in that sentence.
You could give me shit for not putting quotation marks around the "everyone but me is a virgin" bit though.
I get that you are trying to call me dumb, but you're conveying your reasons for thinking so poorly.

>>940996028

because you like to pretend that you're some kind of knowledgeable experienced expert


BUT YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
which means you have
GAINED NO REAL KNOWLEDGE
which means you aren't
AN EXPERT BY ANY MEANS

AGAIN, COWARD:
Why are you afraid of answering my question?

QUESTION: how old are you, and how many women have you fucked so far?

>>940997290
I couldn't give less of a fuck what you're impressed by

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

which makes you a sexual and social amateur

So from now on direct all of your comments to me through my fan club

This is the adults table

>>940997290

I never said everyone in here is a virgin

BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED IT
You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

what was your last girlfriend's first name?
I don't care about her last name
what was her first name?

maybe it's 97.4%?

>>940996758
No, I perceive it as a broken record because you've been showing up to repeat it in random threads for ages.
>>940996797
>But just in case you're curious....
You're really not that interesting at all lolvis.

>>940997362
You keep acting like I should feel the need to prove myself to you, I really don't though, your esteem matters very little to me.

>>940996028

I'm still waiting, Mr gaming chair life expert

Mr Lady's man

mister knowledgeable experienced gaming chair Einstein

WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION?

AGAIN: exactly how old are you
And how many times have you made a woman orgasm?

apparently, I'm much more of a man than you

is that why you're afraid to answer my question?

THE LONGER YOU AVOID THE QUESTION
THE MORE OF A COWARD YOU BECOME

It's a vicious cycle, don't you think?

You're literally digging your hole with silence

>>940997417
lol you've already proven yourself
trust me... I got your number already
tyke

>>940997471
I doubt that a lot.

>>940997373
I've been doing this since before you were born

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW?

too busy with work?
can't fit a relationship into your busy video game schedule?

there are four billion+ women out there
Why don't you have a girlfriend right now?

>>940997492

then why don't you show courage unlike your counterpart and answer my question

TOO BUSY FOR A GIRLFRIEND?

BUSY ANIME SCHEDULE?

This thread made me realize there's a lot of teenagers on this board.

>>940997525
It's none of your business dude, talk shit all you want, I've got nothing to prove to you.

>>940997492

too busy with life's important matters like video games and anime?

and not enough time for a relationship with a female?

............... priorities, right?

perhaps you're simply not sexually attracted to females?

obviously there's some reason why you don't have a girlfriend

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ANSWER MY QUESTION? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW?

If anybody knows why you don't have a girlfriend, it's YOU

So I want to hear it straight from the horse's mouth

>>940997584
Yap yap yap, that's all you do.

>>940997564
>none of my business

So you're embarrassed to answer the question?

I GUESS THAT SERVES AS AN ANSWER

I GUESS THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF?

>>940997601

YOU'RE STILL AVOIDING THE QUESTION?

It appears cowardice is a common trait amongst you guys, isn't it?

You act tough
But when it comes time to answering questions honestly, suddenly you all turn into a bunch of scared little babies

running and hiding

covering your eyes thinking nobody can see you that way

>>940997628
What's the question?

You guys like to act tough
You like to pretend that your knowledgeable

You enjoy pretending to be experienced

as if you've somehow earned the right to look down your nose at other people

as if you've ever lived

YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT YOU'RE A LOSER WITH THE LADIES

YOU ARE AFRAID

I'M LOOKING AT A SCARED ADULT MALE

I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE A LOSER WITH THE LADIES

I'M MUCH MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU ARE

ACCORDING TO OVER 800 WOMEN
YOU'RE NOT EVEN HALF THE MAN COMPARED TO ME

SO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID
TO TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?

TOUGH GUY?

>>940997654

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW

I've asked you 10 times

>>940993551 (OP)
Ye

I'm horrible when it comes to computer programming

It would be hard to find someone with less knowledge or experience about programming than me

see?... I'm not embarrassed to admit it

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO ADMIT YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT GETTING GIRLS?

>>940997701
Because I'm gay.
I like men.

>>940997602
Nope, I'm not embarrassed by anything, I'm just refusing to play your stupid games.
>>940997628
Nah, cowardice would be to bow to your pressure and trying to defend myself against your stupid bullshit.
I don't answer to you, you have no authority over me, you're just some self aggrandizing retard on /b/ whose opinion doesn't matter.

>>940997746

You just earned my respect

thank you. It's nice to see honesty these days

>>940997748

I don't need to prove blah blah blah blah Just shut the fuck up we've heard that routine before

You always using distraction techniques

AGAIN: WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO SIMPLY ANSWER THE QUESTION?

>>940997679
Oh, so we're the representations of all of your negative traits and you condemn us for it?
Have you considered that people likely wouldn't talk shit to you, if you weren't such a condescending asshat yourself?

>>940997787
Because fuck you, that's why.

I just openly admitted I'm a complete fucking loser when it comes to programming computers

I know absolutely nothing about it whatsoever

If I tried, I would look so fucking stupid because I'm completely lost when it comes to that subject

WHY CAN'T YOU SIMPLY ADMIT YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOOD WITH THE LADIES?

can't you be honest with yourself?

>>940997833

>finally the anger flares

tsk tsk tsk

now it's an emotional display?

>>940997771
I'm not against having a boyfriend.
But finding gay men is more rare than for straight couples.
So love can be a real challenge sometimes.

You must forsake the dark side even if the force raped you IN DYING DAYS

>>940997833

well we're halfway there

I finally pushed you to the point of anger

WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THERE

AGAIN: WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE HONEST WITH ME? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?

>>940997842
Whenever you talk about shit you can't do, it's only a vehicle for you to claim to be amazing at some other shit and demanding that people kiss your ass for it.
You're just a boring narcissist.

>>940997858
You're such a teen mean girl of a man.

>>940997879
I'm not afraid to be honest with you, I'm just not giving in to your demands.
I am not obliged to tell you anything, you can't make me do anything.

>>940997864
*a rare moment of completely candid honesty*

I poke fun at gays in here all the time

The same way I poke fun at heterosexuals

It's nothing personal

but in real life
I'm totally cool with gays
I've got LOTS of gay friends
I live in Atlanta
they're actually some of my most trusted friends

because I know they won't stab me in the back because my wife has nice tits

there's much smarter than most of my straight friends

And they always have much nicer things. better taste. better furniture. better everything

they live one step higher than straight people

And I trust my gay friends a lot. A lot more than I trust the straight friends that's for damn sure. straight friends will fuck you over if they think they can get some pussy or something. You've got to watch out for your straight friends

But yeah... I say all kinds of mean things about gay people in here, but I'm just joking around

>>940997910

hee hee

that just made me smile.... I'm gonna screenshot it and add it to my TROPHIES™

>>940998001
Thanks friend.

>>940997984
You're still here?

ahhhh ...

>>940998037

I just wanted you to know that if you ever see me ripping gay people apart in here, I'm just fucking with them

because I'm actually not anti-gay at all

lol not at all

I'm just a DISRUPTOR™

that's what I do
I'm NOT a troll
I'm a DISRUPTOR ™

>>940998036
>I'm gonna screenshot it and add it to my TROPHIES™
Keep it Lori, it's all yours.

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
......

>>940998123
>"I'm not like the other girls, I'm quirky and weird"
>*Holds up spork*

I tell this story alot
it's a broken record
BECAUSE TRUE STORIES DONT CHANGE

THEY REMAIN THE SAME CAUSE THEYRE TRUE

I used to have a buddy named Stu who worked for a defense contractor in Huntsville Alabama and one day he came over to my apartment and told me and my girlfriend about this new thing they were using, all the government employees, and mathematicians and nerdy guys and girls... And they were encouraging each other to invite artists and musicians and writers to join to make it more interesting

hooked my commodore Amiga up to this new fangled Gizmo I believe he referred to as the darknet. And to be honest with you, I tried to remember if he called it Arpnet or not but I think it was darknet

But this was long before they called it the internet

AND I'VE BEEN A DISRUPTOR EVER SINCE

>>940994456
my cock will be so much bigger than yours :-*

>>940998155
here's one of my trophies

DISRUPTIVE ALGORITHM
fucking classic

>>940998155

maybe one of THE funniest trophies in my collection

>>940998298
>>940998371
So you collect instances of people refusing to eat your tripe?

>>940998371
so you're a sociopath?

>>940998511
yes

>>940998430
no I collect people 'not getting the joke'

>>940998549
>no I collect people 'not getting the joke'
I thought that you were the joke.

>>940998632

ouch!

That was needlessly painful. Do you write all of your own material?

>>940998632
the responses ARE the punchline

you simply don't understand DADAISM

This one's going to fit nicely

after reading this thread i think we can all agree drugs hurt you.

>>940998632

I guess when it comes to your choice in comedians, Andy Kaufman isn't very high up on your list?

>>940998648
Nah, a lot of my pre-made jokes are derivative or downright stolen, I'm pretty good at situational comedy though.
>>940998694
>DADAISM
Oh, so you're engaging in an art ism from early in the last century, is it because it makes you nostalgic for your childhood?

>>940998780

Not much of a Kaufman fan?

>>940998772
Andy Kaufman was a genius and he is a legend in his own right, you don't even come close to him.
>>940998819
He did it much better than you do.

>>940998863
I knew Andy Kaufman

>>940998863
I painted an Elvis portrait for him

>>940998952
>>940998993
Okay.

he and I had something in common;

as young teens, we were both taking MASSIVE doses of LSD...

and during our LSD journeys, we each had life changing epiphanies about ELVIS

And we each became FIXATED on Elvis
he became our Jesus
we each worshipped him
our religion

we filled our rooms with cool Elvis shit
and everyone who knew us gave us Elvis stuff and soon our rooms were shrines to Elvis. and we would take more LSD and continued being MESMERIZED by Elvis

Andy used to sit in the tree in his parents backyard ALL DAY tripping on LSD and worshipping Elvis

........... not Elvis's music
.................. but ELVIS himself

so yeah..... we got it of immediately

oops

he HIT* it off immediately

..... and NO

I am in no way shape or form comparing my performance art to Andy

not at all....

but the only similarity is
the reaction is the punching

to ME...
I'm in the entertainment business
the business of entertaining MYSELF

and I specialize in getting under people's skin
rubbing people the wrong way

being the grain of sand in their condom

and I love watching them try to 'analyze' what's happening

I find it HILARIOUS

I already posted a pic of me and Aaron Paul from breaking bad

he was named after Elvis Aaron Presley

I did a pretty cool Elvis for him
it was nice

when I was 12, I started taking LSD and painting Elvis portraits for celebrities, The first one being for Jerry Lee Lewis, but as the years passed I got to meet Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney and Pink Floyd and the list goes on and on and on and on and on even Jay Leno

Jay Leno used to be an Elvis impersonator

Jay drank me under the fucking table when I was 17 years old

And he knew I was 17. I was there with my 37-year-old registered nurse girlfriend Joy

(I was 16 and she was 36 when we met)

I painted Elvis for Jay
He knew I was 17
He got me SO FUCKING DRUNK!! LOL

no shit he drank my ass under the table
I could handle my alcohol
we drank A LOT that night
Long Island tea after Long Island tea after Long Island tea after Long Island tea

after his show at the punchline in Atlanta on Roswell road

Joy basically had to dragy ass to the car afterwards.
Jay Leno got me SOOOOO drunl I could barely walk

it was awesome

zzz

Jay told me an interesting Elvis story
(every one of those celebrities has "Elvis stories")

Jay WORSHIPS Elvis... they all did
ALL of the celebrities told me 'OMG I LOVE ELVIS!! WOW!! "

understand?.... and they ALL had Elvis stories... from Motley Crue to Chrissie hynes of The pretenders to Dutan Duran to Tom Petty to Hank Williams Jr to even DEVO , & RUN DMC, etc etc etc

they all had their Elvis stories

JAY told me He started the business as an Elvis impersonator (a fact I was unaware of at the time) And he had a mutual friend of Elvis, who told Jay back in the old days with the very first VHS players, Elvis had one of those really big clunky very first VHS players...

And Elvis would sit and watch Jay Leno and Andy Kaufman do their Elvis impersonations

over and over and over and over and over again

Jay told me One of Elvis's inner circle (bodyguards) told him Elvis would just sit and watch Andy and Jay do Elvis impersonations over and over and over and laugh his ass

ELVIS LOVED JAY LENO AND ANDY KAUFMAN

and jaleno told me when he heard that it was the most flattering thing he had ever heard

>>940999837

so ..........


STILL DON'T WANT TO TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE?

because I've noticed a fascinating human behavior over these many decades

FEAR

the behavior of BEING AFRAID
and PRETENDING NOT TO BE

>>940993551 (OP)
Yes

fear is a survival tool
we ALL experience fear

but ...
for some odd reaon
people are ashamed to admit they're afraid

like AFRAID OF BEING REJECTED

that's a great example

they are so afraid of a hypothetical "no"
that they tell themselves don't even try

so the FAIL DUE TO THEIR FEAR OF FAILURE

but if they could conquer that fear
and simply TRY....
they would realize there was nothing to be afraid of in the first place

hearing the word know goes with the territory
It's part of the game
you'll hear the word no nine times before you hear the word yes

So you don't cave in just because you heard the word no

AND YEARS PASS....
YEARS AND YEARS.....
I'VE NEVER EVEN TRYING.....
BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID....

soon it just becomes normal to them

Never trying
Never hoping
soon they tell themselves they don't even want it

BUT THEY ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT THEY ARE AFRAID

And I find that abnormal human behavior quite fascinating, don't you?

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

(please forgive speech to text typos)

>>940994282
>I've been addicted for 40 years
>Addiction is weakness!
Holy shit, de-Nile really is more than just a river in Egypt.

>>940993551 (OP)
I quit drinking 17 years ago. It killed my brother at 47. Nearly killed me. Now i enjoy THC. I don't smoke. Just gummies and THC drinks. It's much cheaper, better high, way better recovery in the morning. I'm nearly 60. I drank every day from 17 to 42.

days become weeks, weeks become months, months become years, another birthday, another Christmas holiday without a girlfriend. another question from your relatives about when are you going to find a girlfriend?

years and years pass
and nothing changes

YEARS AND YEARS

......................... how old are you?

>>941000377
yes sir... I totally relate

I'm 61 now... But only yesterday I was 16 years old, or so it seems.... Right? It all goes by so fast

former strip club DJ who became SUCH a bad alcoholic that I couldn't even get drunk anymore, and I was drinking simply to stop and shaking of the delirium tremens

a lot like the movie leaving Las Vegas with Nicholas Cage, if you've ever seen it. If you haven't seen it, you need to watch it because you'll see yourself. It's your life story.

eventually, I had reached the point where I was dying so I started at 12-step program one morning: I took 12 steps to the front door and walked out of my apartment without touching the bottle of absolut I had to have next to my bed every morning.

these days I don't do any hard drugs
and I don't drink
instead I have been decarboxylating my own weed and eating it

I find it more economical than buying it in gummies or other shit

and at least I know exactly what's going into it

I just put the crumbled flowers in the oven at 220° for exactly 40 minutes

And it's decarboxylated
at which point I add it to a spoonful of butter and let the THC attached to the fats, and add it to whatever I'm eating like grits for example

Indica grits taste really good
And I get much higher and it lasts all day

>>941000377

My brother was murdered in a robbery

by the way, I've never been a fan of Nicholas Cage at all, but leaving Las Vegas is a different story

If you haven't seen it, I would be remiss if I failed to suggest it to you to
https://youtu.be/O4HrGa2-RLc?si=0U4Sl0VDWyrxIjKa

>>941000377

my drinking got SO bad, I had reached the delirium tremens stage, rattling and wracked by horrible shaking and jerking

unable to get drunk no matter how much I guzzled,literally DYING TO
when I was 16 I started dating a 36byear old ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL blonde woman named Joy

but 4 years later, my alcoholism became too much for her and she wisely broke away from my self destruction

but now, joy and I had broken up 3 years prior, and I was plowing through strippers and taking every drug under the sun, and I was also fucking three teenaged friends from Galloway high school in Atlanta and all 3 of them would take turns fucking me together AND THEY WERE SOOOOO WOMDERFUL that they knew how sick I was and they made sure I NEVER woke up without a bottle of absolut next to me

EVERY NIGHT... 365...
they made sure I never woke up without a fifth of absolut

(And they were too young to buy alcohol, long story their parents were rich)

And finally one morning I woke up and looked at the bottle next to my bed and I said "I'm dying" and I stood up shaking and rattling and stumbled 12 step to my front door

AND STOPPED DRINKING

SONYA SHANNA & CATHERINE

saints

my wife and I quit doing hard drugs 9½ years ago because it finally became BORING

I had a heart attack and can't smoke, so I've been eating all my THC

I love it because it lasts so long
whereas If I had smoked that weed, it would be negligible as to whether or not I could feel a buzz in maybe 20 or 25 minutes?

Why not be high for 8 hours instead? Right?