Thread 940993983

Do Muricans really?

>>940993983 (OP)
eat tortured murdered animals?

NOT IN OUR HOUSE

>>940993983 (OP)
Don't knock it till you try it bitch, I would fucking tear that shit in the OP pic up and then eat 4 cans of beans to make sure I shit it out

>>940993983 (OP)
We don't, but we should

>>940993983 (OP)
I wish.. that looks really good

>>940993983 (OP)
not most of us no. The ones that do are basically crack addicts about it tho

>>940994006
Why not?
What if they were not tortured?

ngl i do wanna taste that

>>940995372
Yes, but only if they were raised that way.

I was raised by a narcissistic, sociopathic, alcoholic abusive mother who I had to move away from at 18 to protect myself.

>>940993983 (OP)
eat right now

>>940999502
My mother was an untreated paranoid schizophrenic, and alcoholic
Childhood trauma, amirite? How old are ya?

CaBSPB
Cheese and Bacon Stuffed Pizza Burger
shit is a nice party food when you are 16

>>940993983 (OP)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>940993983 (OP)
That actually looks delicious

>>941002439
IKR.

>>940999502
Want to be eaten?

Detroit > New York >>> Lasagna >>> Chicago

>>941002990
Now now. Lets not begrudge the next man for his preferences in food. To each his own, even if its casserole pretending to be pizza. LoL.

>>941002990
this nigga loves bread

>>940993983 (OP)
u gonna cry bout it? Its just tasty food put together

>>940993983 (OP)
>>941002990
>>941003067
I want these

>>940993983 (OP)
I don't. We need strict dietary regulation in this country, as more than 2/3s of the population is morbidly obese.

>>941003305
>u gonna cry bout it?
If it makes you feel better about yourself I will totally cry like a little girl.

>>941003499
Good for you, living in moderations. But you can be healthy and also pizza on rare occasions. Its not purely an either or proposition.

>>941003499
i'm from america and i've noticed that a lot of people who i consider to be my friends are very close to being npcs. i'm not sure how i feel about it, but i've noticed this trend in our society for a while.

>>941004583
they literally put chemicals in food to make people be consumer sheep anon not surprising

>>941003540
I didn't say I did. And that isn't pizza.
You should have to pay higher taxes if you abuse your body with that.

>>941004720
>And that isn't pizza.
Pizza is in the eye of the beholder. And so what if its actually casserole with pizza ingredients?

Its. Not. Your. Food.

Are you a pizza nazi? Are you the pizza police?

Why do you care what other people eat?

>>941004720
Is this you?

I dont like IPA beers but at the same time IDGAF what kind of beer you like. You do you, booboo.

>>941005056
I am being me. This country needs radical mandatory dietary regulations. And you'd also be paying higher taxes to drink beer to offset the same health care costs that eating OP's "food" would require.

>>941005001
because your attitude is why our country is full of porkos

>>940993983 (OP)
You jelly, eurofag?

>>941005118
>the same health care cost
If we all prepayed into health savings funds rather than communist O'Bummercare then we wouldnt have this issue and the onus (yes I know that sounds like anus, thanks) would be on the individual as it should be) but I digress.

>>941005170
>because your attitude
My BMI is barely above normal. Overweight but not obsese.

My "attitude." Thats cute. I'm also a cyclist an in fairly good shape.

>>940993983 (OP)
And amerifats wonder why they are so fucking fat.

>Hur dur but I need my protein!

No you don't, retard, you need a water-fast and a treadmill

>>941005191
No I'm actually an American. Born and raised just outside of Washington DC and am fairly healthy.

Thanks for biting the hook by replying to my obvious bait thread though. ;)

>>941005262
maybe but it wasn't his fault
corporate greed wrote that legislation and corporate greed makes sure anons like this >>941005056 do their bidding to make them richer while our bodies fall apart because we are addicted to their toxic "food"

>>941005302
if you're eating OP's "food" you will have major health problems that drive up costs

>>941005347
actually you're gertting trolled pretty hard larper

>>940993983 (OP)
would

>>941005450
Cool story bro.

>>941005564
and you already made another "I'm a cyclist honest guise" thread where you're getting trolled there too faggot

>>941005615
>where you're getting trolled there too faggot
Umadbro?

>>941005646
you couldn't even ride up your mom's driveway lol

>>941005683
Trolls gonna troll but does that really mean they're winning?

Who is getting wallet raped by the insurance industry? The oil and gas industry?

I'm winning because I get to save my money and spend it how I choose not getting it sucked into a black hole of a car.

Think about it.

Also that was just me trolling with that thread. I dont tinder, lol.

>>941005747
lol those fat fucks are going to be the reason we have to get bike insurance

>>941005683
Enjoy your treadmill existence perpetually buying shit for your car and delaying your retirement.

Like P.T. Barnum said. A sucker is born every minute. That sucker is you.

Try not to crash, lol. Stress out in traffic, lol. Watch your mirrors for cops, lol.

Sucker.

>>941005813
>the reason we have to get bike insurance
Not going to happen. The simple truth is bicycles and even ebikes do not cause property damage.

Car crashes cost nearly a trillion dollars in damages per year in the US alone. Those 4 wheeled light armored vehicles are dangerous and a menace to society and you know it.

Compare that to a 99 pound Ebike doing 25mph. You will never end up in someones living room at that weight and speed.

Facts.

4,000 pounds doing 75mph vs an ebike doing maybe 30mph?

>>941005931
With more fat rednecks on the highways riding those fake bikes, no helmets, yes there will be insurance

>>941006063
>yes there will be insurance
Trolling this hard. Again ebikers and bicyclists simply do not cause even 1% of the damage or the dangers caused by 4,000 pound tanks doing 75mph or better.

Nice try though.

Not one state in the union has required insurance among ebikers and ebikes have been 50 state legal for over 20 years now.

>>941006309
then you're going to have to pay higher taxes if you ride a fat tire e-bike because it's technically an electric car. They're also going to have to strap on helmets--all 50 states.
This isn't the 1970s anon.

>>941006547
>then you're going to have to pay higher taxes if you ride a fat tire e-bike because it's technically an electric car.
Nope. Its only got 700x32c. Nice try though.


>They're also going to have to strap on helmets--all 50 states.
Again 20+ years and 25 states dont have those. Also from what I hear the ebike and e-scooter helmet laws simply arent enforced as cops dont want to be bothered in most states.

Like the law that says you cant wear headphones while cycling. It just isnt enforced as cops dont want to spend the day in court for something so petty.

>>941006894
accidents are going up on those fat tire bikes
especially since riders are getting high and having accidents
this isn't 20 years ago, they're starting to become more widespread and these are not seasoned riders, they're yahoos who are going to ruin it for everyone
you're going to have to at the very least require helmets and if they keep causing accidents--liability insurance
also it doesn't take much for a new car to rack up thousands of dollars in repairs because some fat fuck dented it

>>941007172
>accidents are going up on those fat tire bikes
Accidents are only going up because over 900,000 ebikes were sold in these United States just last year.

But ebiking is still far safer than driving a motor vehicle and not a single state in the union requires insurance to go 20mph on an ebike.

>you're going to have to at the very least require helmets and if they keep causing accidents--liability insurance
Enjoy your obvious hate boner for battery powered bikes.

>>941007249
They're not bikes. The only reason someone should have one is if they're over 70 or disabled.
e-bkes need to be legally separated from the real ones.

>>941007172
>they're yahoos who are going to ruin it for everyone
There are laws already on the books to punish those who abuse the privilege and go faster than 28mph. I do 20mph and the cops in my town ignore me 100% or sometimes give me thumbs up.

I've never worn a helmet and dont need one at 20mph.

>>941007172
New Jersey has been trying to institute licenses for ebike riders for 5 years now. Every year a bill is issued and it never passes.

Most states arent even trying to require licenses for ebike riders.

Ebike riders do not cause fatalities.

Ebike riders do not add to traffic congestion.

Ebike riders almost never suffer EV fires except for those immigrants who buy the dirt cheap ones off of amazon then use the wrong voltage charger then of course poof, PEV fire.

Immigrants gonna immigrant. RTFM.

>>941007299
>e-bkes need to be legally separated from the real ones.
Cool story bro. But again ebikes do not cause injury nor death nor property damage. With very few exceptions and not enough to warrant punishing everyone since most of us obey the laws and are safe on the roadways.

>>941007307
>no helmet laws
because you live in a shitty red state

So many hate boners. For what? For a bike with a battery and a person being safe?

LoL.

You're just mad because you have to buy the gas and pay the insurance and you dont have the balls to get out in traffic on an ebike.

Facts.

>>941007481
>because you live in a shitty red state
So you admit that pedocrats are shitty authoritarians. Interesting.

>>940993983 (OP)
I don't know. I'm not American. But I've heard the same thing from a few Americans I've talked to.

I'd say that most people have a pretty good understanding of the difference between the two.

>>941007436
They will because all I see where I live are stupid redneck yokels riding fat tire e-bikes, going too fast, riding down the highway. The law is going to catch up because people thought we should have a Wild West mentality about everything. Things change the more society gets civililzed.

>>941007514
>pedocrats
you don't ride a bike logfag
you stuff your face with fake greasy pizza

>>941007570
Cool story bro. But again there are already laws on the books and why do you have a hate boner for all ebikers and not just the law breakers?

Why dont you have the same hate boner for law breakers in cars?

Car brain much? Car cultists?

You're a car cultist.

And a fat basterd.

Have fun with that you fat fucking fatty fat fat bitch.

Too fat for an ebike. Fatty.

Too many car brains. Too many slaves to the auto industry. The auto industry that fucks you over so so hard.

Average cost of a new car in the US? $32,000.
Car loans for 5 years dont cut it anymore.
New car loans stretch 8 years now.

Enjoy getting fucked anally with no lube by the auto industry. You've earned it.

Its laughable how loyal you are to your slave masters.

Freedom. True freedom is just a purchase away. Freedom is an ebike. Do under 25mph and the cops ignore you. They dont care if you dont wear a helmet in most places even if it is law. Its a law they dont bother enforcing.

Have fun with that. Fat fuckers.

>>941007656
>You're a car cultist.
nice try but I have no issues with toll roads and mandatory insurance for vehicles, and taxes to mitigate damage to the environment
you seem to think fake bikes--and fake food--should be exempt from any regulation
>there are already laws
>there are already laws
>there are already laws

you sound like a gun nut lol

>>941007982
>too many reddit spaces
guess who's getting upset

>>940993983 (OP)
No this was from the era where people were making extreme food like this
Maybe 100-1000 people is all of the US actually eat like this more than once a year in a serious way and not for attention on social media

>>941008109
>and taxes to mitigate damage to the environment
>you seem to think fake bikes--and fake food--should be exempt from any regulation
Ebikes do not cause wear and tear on roadways nor do they create danger or are the cause of fatalities or even lifelong debilitating injuries.

Thanks for trying though, carbrains.

>>941008145
>guess who's getting upset
Guess whos trying to be Mr 1up to feel like hes winning something? You.

>>941008363
Thank you for staying on topic. Yes this is the Bush Gardens of pizzas. Maybe try it once or maybe have 1 per year.

This is in no way indicative of a well balanced diet nor should it be. This is 100% food porn and should be considered as such.

Having said that I would like to try it once. Or twice. lol.

>>941008422
they don't have the same concept of freedom you have.

here in france, we can't do much shit, but we can do the shit we want to do.

>>941011144
Like designing bikeable and walkable cities. I envy many European cities for this even though I dont envy you your politicians. It is what it is.

>>940993983 (OP)
You think about us all day long. Lol

>>941012063
Its just a bait thread, lol.

Only if it's gluten free and kosher

>>941008422
More like you're a lolbert faggots who won't even wear a helmet. You should have to pay higher taxes just for refusing to do that.
>carbrains
nah you ride a fake bike and there's no fucking way you're not a fucking fat ass like all the other fake bike riders I see around here
>1up
You started regressing into Reddit spacing and you'll do it again shut up

>>941012132
So what? Keep pointing out to OP that he's going to pay higher taxes for being a retard.

>>941012132
it's true. i'm from the south and i know a lot of people from the south and i've never met a single person who was proud of their country. i've met a lot of people who were proud of their state but that's it.

>>940993983 (OP)
god that looks so fucking good, with a beer in the evening after a long day of work that would hit.

>>940999502
>>941000284
Mah niggas. My mother was a sometimes medicated schizophrenic and father was an alcoholic. Yes, childhood trauma.

Poop eat