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Anonymous No.940998170 >>940998395 >>941001452 >>941002355
>Apocalypse happens
>Not a nuclear winter. Not alien invasion. Not zombies
>fuckin Social Media influencers take over the world.

>hide in my house for the first few weeks
>supply of Doritos runs out.
>fuck.
>need to run to the nearest grocery store for more food.
>wait until night fall.
>try to stick to the shadows.
>running from Bush to Bush.
>I get found by an influencer
>OhGodWhy

>It's a bodybuilding influencer, because of course it is.
>stand infront of a 5' 9" brick shithouse of steroids and tanner.
>decide I need to try and fight back.
>puch him in the jaw.
>break MY hand after punching him the the face.
>Let out a pathetic yelp and crumble to the ground.
>the last thing I hear is "pain is just weakness leaving the body"

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Anonymous No.940998395 >>940999486
>>940998170 (OP)
If you had ran for 5 minutes his heart would have exploded from an abundance of GAMERSUPS PREWORKOUT and AG1 closing through his veins.
Anonymous No.940999486
>>940998395
You should have done that after the first week
Anonymous No.941001452 >>941004996
>>940998170 (OP)
Anonymous No.941002355
>>940998170 (OP)
Heh.
Anonymous No.941004996
>>941001452
I don't watch amnie. What is this?