Thread 941002868

She ghosted me for not owning a car. I never said I owned a car. Why are Murican girls like this? I have a good job. I have my own place. I dont get it.

I live in a smallish town outside of a big city, dont care to doxx myself so I wont say which one. But I can easily commute into the big city with or without my trusty steed. Dont have to buy their gas or pay their insurance. I do have renters insurance even though I'm not renting. True story. It covers my personal belongings and my battery powered bike. Pic related.

>>941002868 (OP)
>battery powered bike
Wow. Got even gayer at the end.

>>941002868 (OP)
She ghosted you because you are a smelly pajeet

>>941002923
42,000 Muricans dead in fiery auto crashes just last year. Stupid is as stupid does and stupid goes 60, 70 or 80+mph and says this is totally safe, which it is totally safe. Right until the crash when it becomes not so safe.

You're in a death cult, my friend. An automotive death cult and yes it feels safe. But it isnt.

>>941002950
White guy with freckles. Nice try though. Parents are also US citizens as are my grandparents.

>>941002984
30,000 of those deaths were caused by retarded bikers thinking they belong on the road.

>>941002984
Wait until your shitty battery burns your house down while you are asleep

>>941003047
Most automotive deaths are motorists and caused by motorists.

Only 900 or so cyclists died last year. Nice try though.

>>941003250
>900 or so cyclists died last year
Pretty based. But we can pump those numbers up.

>>941003048
ICE engines burn far more often than EVs of any size. And I charge in a detached shed thats heated in the winter so it stays above 50 degrees freedom.

Like I said I have renters insurance and yes it does cover my ebike and any possible fire damage. Allstate knows I own an Ebike and its registered. Costs me literally $14 a month and it covers fires, theft and acts of God except flood damage.

>>941003352
>And I charge in a detached shed thats heated in the winter so it stays above 50 degrees freedom.
Like a cuck shed?

>>941003375
Kek gettim anon

>>941003296
>Pretty based. But we can pump those numbers up.
Tell me you're fat without telling me that you're fat.
Most cyclists including myself are polite. Maybe they are rude in NYC or Portland or Seattle or whatever shit hole you live in but where I'm from people care about each other and their community. They pick up trash voluntarily and they are considerate and even helpful towards their neighbors. We're only 81% white and our minority neighbors are also onboard with making this a warm and friendly community. We do have crime but its just porch pirates and low level property crime for the most part. We're not in the big bad city, lol.

>>941003375
>Like a cuck shed?
Trying this hard. The cuck is you buying the gas and paying for other peoples car crashes by paying for auto insurance.

>>941002984
You must admit that the automotive death cult is the best death cult though.

>>941002868 (OP)
How are you going to transport kids?

>>941003352
>eBike
I've rented one. I'll admit it's neat, but I'm not paying a monthly fee. I can get a decent mountain bike anywhere.

Anyhow, the girl shouldn't be a worry until you're completely set up.

>>941002868 (OP)
Anon, it's not the 1800s. Either play the game or don't. You control the results.

>>941003431
Ok but get off the fucking roads. I go 50. You go 5. Fuck off.

>>941003530
Dont have any yet. Like I said my tinder date ghosted me. Also we have a robust public transportation network. There is uber and lift drivers everywhere. And I will buy my wifey a minivan of course. But if I am commuting alone to work I will take the battery bike and forego the car as it is a black hole that will suck up my money and delay my retirement. Also I've got aging parents that need my financial help so I'd rather take care of them than feed a Camaro or Mustang or whatever.

I feel no need to impress strangers that dont care about me. But at the same time people are in fact impressed by my ebike and 99% of them give me positive attention and ask how fast does it go whats its range how much did I spend etc.

>>941003567
Its an Ebike homey. Top speed is literally 65mph. Although I typically do 25mph or so so the cops dont give me a second look.

>>941003567
>Ok but get off the fucking roads.
I also pay taxes and state law requires you to share the road so you can go fuck yourself. Deal with it.

>>941003567
You.
Yes, YOU.
Stay in your self created shithole.
OP is living in a good area. Niggerloving shitbirds like you don't belong in nice places. I think you are aware of that.

>>941003725
>I typically cause massive traffic jams by going 25 mph
Very conscientious bikebro.

>>941002923
E-bikes are fucking awesome

>>941003758
>I also pay taxes
This thread keeps getting gayer and gayer.

>>941003734
I get it. You're fat and you're angry about buying gas and insurance and getting wallet raped constantly just to participate in life. Have fun with that.

People in town are very accepting of ebikes and there are plenty of us and we blend in with traffic nicely and let faster traffic pass.

Miss me with your silly trolling and negativity. Ebikers in general arent out there trying to get in your way. Believe me.

Just share the road. Its not difficult.

>>941003798
>I typically cause massive traffic jams by going 25 mph
>Very conscientious bikebro.
I never get in the way of faster traffic. Nice try tho, hater.

>>941003833
>This thread keeps getting gayer and gayer.
The gayness is coming from you. Is big oil paying you to shill?

>>941003687
How do you not show up everywhere dirt and sweaty, mud splashed or soaked from the rain? You also fuck your hair up from the helmet. Do you have erectile dysfunction yet? Bikes are all around bad news.

>>941003900
>How do you not show up everywhere dirt and sweaty,
Its an Ebike, dummy. I dont have to pedal if I dont want to.

Helmets are optional in no less than 25 states and thankfully democrats didnt manage to pass that nonsense in my red state. Also I dont need a helmet to do 25mph mostly on sidewalks or on the many bike paths that dont interfere with traffic.

Learn to read better.

This is the typical sex life of a bicyclist. Nonstop BBC in both holes

>>941003998
So you do have erectile dysfunction?

>>941004124
Found the fat guy. Enjoy your hate boner for people simply trying to get from point A to point B.

>>941004186
Nope. Ergonomic seat on my ebike is more like that of a moped. Not the triangle shaped bicycle seats that cut off circulation. See the pic in first post.

>>941004190
You don't even pedal. Stop acting like you're an athlete.

>>941003885
Paying taxes directly contributes to the genocide of the white race.

>>941002868 (OP)
>I dont get it.
its pretty simple, you cant do anything for her so you have failed as a potential mate.
you can't go pick her up and take her someplace
you cant pick up anything thats heavier than about 70 pounds or is too big to fit in a backpack
you cant rescue her from bad weather or a shitty situation
she cant brag about your ebike to her girlfriends
think of all the things your dad could do with his truck, nevermind what your mom could do with her family sedan.

dating is like a job application, even more so in current year.

>>941004304
>you can't go pick her up and take her someplace
Yes I can its a motorcycle seat with room for two. I also offered to rent a car from Turo for dates but she refused because I dont own a full time car.

>>941004371
Has she pegged you?

>>941002868 (OP)
how long did it take you to come up with this stupid fake gay faggot cringe OP?

>>941004256
>You don't even pedal. Stop acting like you're an athlete
I own a Marin and a Bianci. Just got the ebike 2 years ago and been car free for years before that.

So yes I pedal quite a bit and still do. Just not to work so I dont arrive at my office job all sweaty.

Again nice try. Hater.

>>941004434
>reddit spacing
>pays taxes
>rides a bike
>girlfriend pegs him
Gayest thread on /b/ right now.

>>941004428
Why are you carrying water for big oil and big auto? Are they paying you or are you just afraid of change?

Or maybe you're fat? You sound like a fatty. They always hate on us cyclists.

Time to poopoo pedal

>>941004481
Ok fatty.

>>941004492
You want to be praised for cycling. You've already got your talking points and are just looking for a prompt

>>941004496
reminder that if any log related spam shows up in a thread that this is the log spammer outing himself as the OP

>>941004506
Tell you girlfriend my car has windows and doors and four wheels and a roof. The whole lot. If she wants a real man.

>>941004526
Nope. I actually dont pedal so often since buying the Ebike.

>>941004492
you don't ride a bike shut-in

>>941004371
The wouldn't happen to be made by Sybian, would you?

She wants to sit comfortably, have a roof over her head, and listen to music through speakers rather than headphones. In short, she wants a little bit of comfort.

>>941004628
Sounds like she's a bitchmade nigga

Always bring poopoo pump in case of scat tires

>>941004566
Why are you trying so hard? Do you work for big oil or the automotive industry? Why do you care how I commute? Like I said I'm polite and I dont get in the way of cars. Most of my commute is on a bike path and when I'm among the cars I actually speed and keep up with them in stop and go city traffic.

Speed limit for mode 3 in my state is 28mph and I go over that just so I dont slow down traffic. Like I said I've got an overpowered ebike thats technically not legal and it does 65mph.

Why do you have a problem with this? Are you afraid of technology?

ICE vehicles burn MORE OFTEN than EVs and there are statistics to prove this fact.

>>941004614
Trying this hard.

>>941004628
I told her I could rent a car from Turo for dates but she still refused.

>>941004742
You can't get cum and pussy juice all over the inside

>>941004700
You have never gone over 20mph

>>941004628
I have money bro. I work full time and could easily rent us a Lexus or something nice for date nites but like I said she still refused because I dont drive full time.

Why are Murican woman like this? Granted shes just one woman and maybe I'll have better luck next time and score a reasonable woman.

I have a nice home and a good job. She found me attractive.

I dont get it.

>>941004814
Google harder. Ebikes that do 65mph or better are easy to find. There are e-scooters now that do more than 90mph.

Why are you trying so hard? Do lithium batteries scare you this much? You already have lithium batteries in your phone and laptop.

Did those ever catch on fire?

>>941004878
They should. They're not bikes.

>>941004827
Are you a pajeet or an arab?

Those types usually grape.

>>941003352
When an ICE vehicle catches fire, you pour your water bottle on it and put it out.
When an EV catches fire, everything within 10 feet is incinerated.

>>941005874
Cool story bro but again I dont own a Tesla nor am I advocating for any 5,000 pound light armored vehicles.

I do carry a fire extinguisher and it will effectively put out an ebike battery fire.

Battery alone weighs 42 pounds and is only 1,400kwh.

Nice try though.

Cars dont make sense. Do you know what does make sense though?

Light rail.

Europe and China are both covered in light rail.

Go anywhere.

Take your Ebike for the last 20 miles.

Freedom.

Zone out on the train, no worries. No stress. Order food. Drink alcohol if you wish. Its a fully catered ride. Shower. Sleep. Its a train and you can do these things.

Cars fucking suck and you know it.

No this is not "live in ze pod" or "eat ze bugs." Eat a fucking steak and go wherever you want all around the world.

Make it make sense is all I ask.

>>941006014
You are a Holocaust on wheels and you don't care

>>941006340
Again ebikes and cyclists are not the cause of danger on Murican roadways and you know this.

42,000 motorists died last year in fiery auto crashes. Mostly killing themselves and other motorists.

Only 900 or so cyclists died last year.

Nice try though. Enjoy your car death cult.

Man I hate people who ride the immigrant food delivery Bike. i don't know what it is about it

>>941006575
>Man I hate people who ride the immigrant food delivery Bike.
I do understand but at the same time migrants doing anything is problematic.

How many immigrants were driving 18 wheeled trucks and involved in various fatal accidents?

Dont try to demonize ebikes with your illegal immigrant card. I am a college dropout and I have a drivers license and have owned several cars. I simply dropped out of the auto industry when I found something better. Not bragging as the cars I owned were used and fairly crapped out. But all that wrenching fixing little problems like alternators and head gaskets (twice) burned me out on cars.

With the ebike I change a tire every 2,500 miles or so and very little else. I just charge and keep the battery above 50% SOC to make it last longer.

>>941006801
you will eventually have to get insurance since E-Bikes are basically electric cars and they are now upwards of $5000 like a used car

this isn't like finding a bike at a garage sale for $10 anymore, these are real vehicles with real responsibilities

I didn't mention accidents, you rimjob. I don't need a reason to not like electric bike riders. You don't need a car, what about bicycle? Ever bought of that? Instead of sitting on a mobility scooter

>>941006801
50% suck on cocks? You can only take half the cock? Try harder

>>941006932
I hate you, nigger. Kill yourself

>>941006932
>I don't need a reason to not like electric bike riders. You don't need a car, what about bicycle? Ever bought of that? Instead of sitting on a mobility scooter
Trying this hard.

Who pays you? Big oil? The auto industry? Big insurance?

Why the hate boner?

Such a creative hate term. Mobility scooter. Do you really think anyone cares? Have another glass of hateraid, hater.

I bet you're fat. Too fat for an E-scooter or ebike.

>>941006972
Why?

>>941007065
You need mental assistance. I told you to get a bicycle and you ask me if I'm working with big oil? KEK maybe you're worried about the oils you need to lube the chain with. You are funny kiddo stick around

>>941007962
>I told you to get a bicycle
And I told you that I already own 2 bicycles. A Marin and a Bianchi.

Obviously you dont read good. You should work on that.

>>941007962
>You are funny kiddo stick around
Another Mr 1up. Just wants to feel superior. Have fun with that. Reaching soooo hard.

>>941008044
Oh shit you've got a Bianchi? Post it.

Just read the comment again and you didn't mention bicycles. You lose again

>>941003783
Thank you, anon.

>>941008074
1 up? Haha about what!? Why are you so sensitive? Because I implied you're younger than I am?

>>941003562
>Anon, it's not the 1800s. Either play the game or don't. You control the results.
We control the results and the results are over 900,000 ebikes sold in these United States just last year vs only 600,000 full size EVs.

You do the math, motherfucker.

>>941003783
>ai sloppa
kill yourself, doc

>>941008493
Stop using the word sloppa for everything. Keep that on reddit

>>941008717
no
produce aisloppa and I'll call it aisloppa, faggot

They're afraid of change. They're afraid of true progress and not their "progressive values."

Shame.

>>941002923
Dude, picrel was a bicycle branded after Nigger OJ's fancy chair-truck with a roof.
I was as ghey as it was still-born, and OP has necrotic fetal tissue scented cumbreath.

>>941009834
Wow that was quite the reach. But one nigger does not disqualify an entire company. Nice try though.

Also I only said pic related. I bought an ebike that is not a Ford branded product.

Next time stretch before reaching so hard. lol.

>>941010304
Picrel still ghey. You too, OP.
Suckie-suckie.

>>941008876
That wasn't me. Again stop with your dumb terms

>>941010304
I told you to post your fucking Bianchi. Do you listen?

>>941010503
>Picrel still ghey. You too, OP.
>Suckie-suckie.
Ok fatty.

>I told you to post your fucking Bianchi. Do you listen?
Whatever bro. Not going to doxx myself with the exif data. Nice try though.

Its a fucking Bianchi. Pick one up off of craigslist for $250. Not like I'm bragging or saying I own a fucking Ferrari.

Go fuck yourself. I have nothing to prove to you.

Weird how you didnt ask for pics of my Marin as its a much nicer machine.

>>941004827
Cars are status symbols more so than they are nigger avoidance devices. You'd be more exciting if you did a motorcycle, because that at least tingles the pussy like a oversized vibe. Problem is you came off as a limp dick faggot with no status, and that dried up the pussy.

I know, because I don't show off shit either, so I look like a poorfag despite being a richfag with a home and shit too. Not giving off any air of status is an automatic red flag for many women - because those women are gold diggers. So either move on to find a better girl, or add status symbols to your life so you can actually bag one.

>>941005734
OP already said he was white. He just came off as a low status faggot so he got ghosted.

>>941006115
If you are in the US, public transport has niggers ruining it. See girls stabbed video and assaulted for why women REALLY do no like to be public transport bitches. No car = death for them.

>>941002868 (OP)
Are you sure it's because of the lack of car?
Are you sure it's not because you whine and complain like a child?
>>941003687
>I feel no need to impress strangers
You won't even impress the women you're dating. That's the choice you made. You made your bed, now lay in it.

>>941002984
>Ruins your air
>Ruins your housing
>Ruins any alternative form of transportation
>Ruins your free time
>Ruins your life expectancy
Car culture is nothing but downsides.

>>941011372
>or add status symbols to your life so you can actually bag one.
Nope. Dont want gold diggers. Thank tho.


>If you are in the US, public transport has niggers ruining it.
Not once did I ever suggest she take public transportation. In fact we discussed buying her a minivan if we were to get married and have kids.

Again this is not a "take the bus" "live in ze pod" or "eat ze bugs" thread. I like to grill steak and drink on weekends.

>>941011375
>You won't even impress the women you're dating.
Good. I'm glad I'm scaring off the hypergamistic gold diggers. Dont want one.

The question is why are all these faggots in this thread trying so hard to sell me gasoline and car insurance and a 4,000 light armored vehicular death trap?

Who do you work for? Why do you care? I'm just one polite person who commutes to work on an ebike.

>>941011861
>4,000 light
4,000 pound. Dang fast fingers, lol.

>>941002868 (OP)
>She ghosted me for not owning a car
not a quality woman then, some people are superficial, but face it, you do live in a car obsessed society. like car companies have fucked your country to death and they're still going

>>941011541
Stay mad, poorfag
>>941011602
You're scaring off the church-going future soccer moms you absolute dunce
Wife material wants Husband material. You refuse to offer that. You want to argue instead. That's why you're single.
>>941011861
>why is everyone arguing
You came here specifically for that. You knew we wouldn't validate your bullshit.

>>941013990
your country sucks because its car centric and people like you keep it that way.

this is why you'll need 15 lane highways one day lol

>>941013990
>Stay mad, poorfag
Any retard can buy a car, even you.

>>941013694
What sane woman would want a man who would rather fight some philosophical and pseudomoral battle against society itself instead of doing what's necessary to provide for a family?
They won't even let you leave the hospital with your newborn baby without making sure you have a legitimate car seat and that it's properly installed. They will never give you a baby to put in your bicycle trailer, they will just call Child Protective Services on you for even suggesting it.

>>941014135
Every first world country is car centric, and if you don't like that, that's fine, but you have no sway or influence in this world.
Things will continue on just as they always have. The only person feeling negative effects from your lack of vehicle ownership is you. Believe it or not, oil and car companies didn't even know you existed, and they won't lose a wink of sleep over your lack of patronage.

>>941011861
You don't have a job.

>>941013990
>You're scaring off the church-going future soccer moms
>Wife material wants Husband material
kekd, your idea of sex and family life is hilarious
you maybe should marry a Slovenian prostitute as trophy wife so later you even can become potus

>>941002868 (OP)
Sounds like a basic yuppie bitch....lol...I fucked a lot of those types over the years riding freight...you're not missing out on much, vanilla sex, likes to be spanked and called a bad girl. So, you dodged a bullet

>>941014173
And then there's you — retarded, yet still carless. Ghosted by the woman you wanted because you're on some autistic rant about the moral high ground of riding a fucking bicycle. I own a bike, I like riding it, but you're just being an idiot for refusing to own a car. Society isn't going to become less efficient so you can feel better. Then again, it's probably for the best that you don't own a car, I bet you can't drive for shit. You keep calling cars death traps, and I get the feeling that would definitely be the case if someone were foolish enough to let you get behind the wheel.
>>941014954
I'm already married, because when women (rarely) tell me what they want or need I actually listen and make shit happen. I don't go whining on the internet about it when my wife wants me to do something. You, on the other hand..

This fake gay thread is still up lol

>>941002868 (OP)
Oh Well.
https://files.catbox.moe/e5deoj.mkv

>>941015662
I'm not op, you dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsvZEJVaT8

This speaks volumes.

>>941002868 (OP)
>i never said i owned a car. why are murican girls like this?
because they're narcissistic and don't want to deal with the consequences of their own actions.
you're gonna have to be a lot more specific with your job and location.

>>941006924
This is bullshit that e-bikes are classed as mopeds or stigmatized "motor cehicles' because mopeds are heavy metal and weight like 500 lbs. they're loud. Unmanuverable. Can't stand up while riding. Ebikes are virtually identical to regular bicycles besides the electric motor. It's bullshit that the ev nature of it counts for nothing. EVs are bullshit because they're the same 5000 lb to 200 lb weight to load ratio. Ebikes have the strength and power of worker ants at a 10 to 1 carry ratio. In a just society there's be a bike lane next to every sidewalk or places with only bike lanes. Dirtbikes and enduro bikes are bullshit compared to ebikes.

>>941014574
The automotive phase of humanity will end and move on to something better like AI and UBI

>>941024727
Imagine just getting paid to make movies on your computer where you just upload a picture of a girl you wanna fuck and turn it into a seamless porno

Yeah right. Hopefully this shutdown last long enough that it forces a societal software update beyond automotive death cult 1.0... I came to check on /b/ cause it seemed that Andy Sixx was murdered in prison and found this thread instead.
>>>/pol/518641982
This other thread is a Dept of Transportation employee signaling the end of the automotive world as we know it I hope

You know the 1st great depression and the world wars were to reconstruct the world for female shoppers to drive products the last mile to their home like makeup clothes and groceries in that order. It had a similar effect of e-commerce and the 2020 lockdowns. Women do 80 percent of spending and waste. It will probably take another depression event to change anything.

Manslaughters your biker friend on his way to manicure plants.
>>941003567

>>941002868 (OP)
Get a job, lazy fuck leech

>>941002868 (OP)
Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like riding a bicycle as an adult. It's your fault you're a permavirgin, little bud.

Don't work for them.