Thread 941018009

Cant find a toilet guess Ill have to use you as a toilet

>>941018009 (OP)
Poop in me

>>941018009 (OP)

I got shot in the throat with a poop gun

>>941018216
So instead of esophageal cancer, you received your esophageal ANSWER:

EAT SHIT

>>941018009 (OP)
Reminder that all log spam threads need to be hidden, particularly if the mods won't take action

>>941018009 (OP)
FUCK YOU SLOGGY LOGGER

>>941018009 (OP)
technically he's been a toilet since day one

>>941018077
It's like if Val Kilmer with cancer fucked Corey Feldman up the ass and they had a turdchild

>>941018411
Meds E

>>941018616
He's right though. I still see posts spammer.

>>941018630
If you don't mind I was planning on spamming your chin with my nutsack in the next thread

>>941018630
Grow up

>>941018469
when you've got nuts on your chest, they call it chestnuts

nuts on the wall? You've got walnuts

My testicles on your chin?
WELCOME TO ANOTHER LOG FAG THREAD

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>>941018775
Still seeing posts Trumpshit

>>941018811
>reddit spacing

>>941018833
proof?

>>941018833
trust me soon, the only thing you'll be seeing is Deez nuts on your face

>>941018833

But you won't be complaining because your mouth will be full

(wow! This will be the first Saturday night that you ever had sex)

>>941018955
That's still a post Trumpshit.

>>941018833

can you even imagine that?

a 61-year-old man... an old loser like me
FORCING YOU TO SUCK MY DICK LIKE A WOMAN

under the threat of further physical injury to your face after I break your nose?

can you imagine that?

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>>941019087
>reddit spacing
Go back autist

>>941019031
>>941019087
>Dunning Kruger
>cringe
Pls go back autist

>>941018833

Have you ever broken anybody's nose?

It's not as easy as you might think. You have to know how to do it. It's about the angle you punch them and you want to use your middle knuckle

like a gem hammer

Have you ever had your nose broken before?

You would literally gag on this cock to make me stop punching you, wouldn't you?

In prison, they don't actually rape people... there's already enough sissies like you, cowards who ended up in prison, and they don't have the balls to stand up to another man, so they end up sucking dick for free

however:
when they've targeted somebody
for being a punk or a snitch
they will extort your ass
they will steal all of your snacks and potato chips
they'll steal all of your postage stamps and envelopes

they'll steal your T-shirts and your pillowcase and your blanket

And they will beat your ass within an inch of your life

And after completely dehumanizing you

THEY WILL GANG RAPE YOU JUST AS ICING ON THE CAKE

yep.... The only time people actually get raped in prison is as the final hurrah after a sequential symphony of emasculation and dehumanization

I Will gladly pay for your airfare to Atlanta if you'll let me break your nose and teach you how to defend yourself against the 61 year-old loser

>>941019182
more liek dunging pooger

>>941019259
Literal Dunning Krueger gibberish
Didn't read

>>941019314
No it isn't. You don't even have the talent to make statements of self-awareness

>>941018009 (OP)
So basically theres this boy, and well- he shits in my mouth

>>941019182

I actually spoke with dunning Kruger on the phone a couple days ago when I called the log fag fan club.

I didn't realize the president of the fan club would answer the phone himself.

But then again, I don't suppose most little kids have their own receptionists..

But according to him...
You've been begging him for a fan club membership

And he told me to tell you:
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE LOG FAG

This will result in a 30-day ban

from now on, send all of your complaints and comments through the fan club channels

and Mr Kruger will handle it from there

Wassup, my sliddas?!

>>941019318
Who eats more boogers, you or dunning Krueger?

>>941019379
Let me ask you something: if you're so fucking above it all so much more smarter than all of us so much more than all of us, why the fuck are you homeless? Why don't you have a fucking mansion along the side of Lake Washington or something?

>>941018984
Lolvis, are you writing a book?

>>941019433
All you're literally doing is proving you are a textbook example of that syndrome. You don't know when to shut up, and when you post something you prove that you have literally no creative abilities whatsoever

Dr Dunning as Mr Kruger

apoLOGize

>>941019513

............... I can live with that

after all, I'm the one that gets my dick sucked every night

maybe you should try it?>>941019551

>>941019501

I've started an outline for the ultimate 'how to get girls' book, But I'm glad you mentioned it because I need to get back on it again and shape it up into a decent proposal that I can pitch to a publishing company

I want to include an in-depth survey of 100 women from different backgrounds

So men can dissect how women think
what women are actually looking for

Not the internet memes that you read in here

But what they REALLY LOOK FOR

because it will validate everything I've told you in here

It will clearly demonstrate that I've been telling you the best advice you've ever heard

It's just rare to find somebody with enough initiative to actually take some of that advice and try to apply it on their own life

because Mr Dunning-Kruger over here?
The guy who only knows one psychological catchphrase so he uses it over and over and over and over and over again?

NO WOMAN WILL TOUCH HIM
HE'S NEVER HAD ANY PUSSY
HE'S COMPLETELY LOST WHEN IT COMES TO TALKING TO WOMEN

But if dipshit Dunning-Kruger actually listened to my advice and APPLIED IT, He would have already had a beautiful intelligent funny cool girlfriend by now

But he doesn't....

He continues to take his own bad advice

>>941019575
hahahaha

that one was AWESOME

One thing I can absolutely guarantee:

ALL 100 WOMEN WILL SAY:
they are much more attracted to self-confidence than physical appearance

z absolutely positively all 100 will agree

SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THE THING THAT ATTRACTS THEM THE MOST

self-doubt is one of the biggest turn-offs imaginable

And it's not just women.. It's not just about getting a girlfriend

It's about EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE

job interviews
opportunities
every interaction with humans

SELF-CONFIDENCE IS MAGNETIC
whereas self-doubt repels people

no woman wants a handsome man who doesn't believe in himself

they're much more interested in a average looking man who lights up the room with his self-confidence

And I mean.... THAT'S JUST BASIC COMMON SENSE

That's not like some big mysterious secret I've kept up my sleeve

DUHHHHHHH

That's just basic fucking common sense

If you were putting together a project and you needed to put together a team

would you want the man who doesn't believe in himself?

or would you want the man who made you feel self-confident about yourself because it's infectious?

pity is a shitty way to try to attract friends


feeling sorry for yourself is such a huge turn off

people gravitate to those who SMILE IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY

The stoic bravery of these individuals is magnetic

of course everybody's going to gravitate to the guy who smiles when he hears the word no

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>>941019932
Dunning Kruger

>>941018009 (OP)

silly me....

I went off on another one of my legendary tangents, didn't I?


.............. how out of character for me

LET'S GET BACK TO THE SHIT EATING THING

>>941020060
Why? Who would ironically cheerlead for one of the most annoying talentless spamming assholes ever seen on this board?

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>>941020041

inexperienced masturbating awkward coward, terrified of hearing a woman say "no thank you. I've already got a boyfriend"

SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

C R E A M P U F F K R U G E R

The eternal toddler

>>941020108

>talentless

ouch!!! ...... BUSTED!!!!

damn that one hurt
I didn't expect you to go there
now I'm embarrassed in front of all my imaginary friends

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!

HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!

E got btfo again

>>941020108

God damn it!!!

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE MY LACK OF TALENT YOU GODDAMN BASTARD!!!!!!;


HOW DARE YOU!!

HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!!!

>>941020121
There you go again, the expert and everything and yet you're homeless?
How the fuck is it that you don't have a million home if you're so fucking smarter than the rest of us plebs

>>941020202

look, I don't think I can do this anymore...

I didn't realize E was going to point out my lack of talent

I'm blushing over here

I'M SO GODDAMN EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW!!!

I just want to run and cry and hide my head under a pillow right now

I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT MUCH PAIN

>>941020202
Reminder that avatars are against the rules here

>>941020261
There's nobody here named E. You are a stupid retarded asshole defending a failed forced meme and its recognizable trappings

>>941020242
>homeless

OUCH !!! ......

damn you're really tearing me to pieces tonight

YOU'RE TELLING ALL MY HIDDEN SECRETS!!!!

MY HOMELESSNESS !!!

MY LACK OF TALENT !!!

.. ........................HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

>>941020324
I'm just wondering if you're so fucking above it all --above all of us ---then why are you ---why can't you ---why is your fucking life coming apart dude?
I'm so far down below you. Why isn't my life coming apart?

>>941020202

The funniest part is :

E (and every other dweeb) always fill in the blanks with their own content

they perceive my abrasive style as being so condescending that they think I consider myself to be smarter than everybody else

But you know I regularly admit I'm a fucking dumbass

I never even made it to high school, dude

lol I'm not embarrassed about it at all
Why would I be embarrassed?
instead of going to high school, I was living as man and wife with a beautiful 36-year-old registered nurse that looked exactly like a young Jessica Lange

Why would I be embarrassed about that?

But I have never ever ever claimed to be smarter than anybody

I've perfected the art of getting under people's skin

That's why I respect you

That's exactly why I respect your ass

>>941020417

dude my life is in shambles

I'm homeless and I call myself Johnny Neptune and I extort donut shops

I'm in a complete fucking shambles right now

PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH WISE ONE.....

(And when you're done, come to Atlanta and I'm going to teach you how to deep throat a big Coke can cock like you've never seen one before)

If you'll notice I never brag about my penis

But you would be surprised if you knew how many women told me it's like a Coke can

Not joking

Why do you think I got so much pussy, little boy?

So come to Atlanta, hoping your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise

>>941020417

And no, that's not my wrist going up her asshole

>>941020417

LOL I would pay $1,000 to see your face right now

>>941020505
There's nobody here named E. You are a Dunning Krueger retard posting with Reddit spacing

>>941020417

*smiling from ear to ear*

And now you know why they keep coming back for more, don't you little guy?

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AGAIN, GAMING CHAIR ROMEO.....

WHAT VIDEO GAME ARE YOU DATING TONIGHT?

>>941020611
You live in a country with better health services than we do

how come you're not taking advantage of case management and getting a decent job?

>>941020663
Save your money. I can assure you it is still smug and Democrat

>>941020686

AGAIN:

now you know why they keep coming back, sweet cheeks.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Even with this forearm between my legs, I can still run circles around your ass

>>941020709
I'm gonna pound my fist to cocks and pussies until one wins outin about a couple of hours thanks for asking

imagine having a third arm between your legs and trying to run circles around people

....................... My life's a shambles

>>941020738
Actually you have no discernible talent I'm aware of. Reddit spacing isn't talent.

>>941020756

>Cocks and pussies

what a weird way to word that... That's not any semantics I would have chosen

BUT LET'S JUST BE HONEST:
instead of looking at the vagina, you focus on what's being inserted into it

It's okay there's no need to be embarrassed

You're amongst friends

no one's judging you

YOU FOCUS ON THE PENIS, NOT THE VAGINA THAT'S WRAPPED AROUND IT

because that's the way you roll

>>941020781

HOW TO GET A GIRL:

............ by being ME™


any other questions?

>>941020847
Look at it this way? Why would I want to be anything like you? I'm rather inclined to be the opposite of it

>>941020914
I don't want a girl. Relationships are overrated. All I need is a powerful orgasm twice a day to supplement my rather stressful life.

>>941020963

normally I don't go there....

I'll do all the psychological and behavioral material, but explaining the real reality of the situation is well.. It's kind of like making fun of somebody for being born with cerebral palsy

It's not your fault

You didn't get to choose what penis the universe gave you

But somehow...
somehow tonight?......

DAMN THAT JUST FELT SO RIGHT

YOU WERE LITERALLY BEGGING FOR IT

now you know why they don't leave me
now you know why they travel hundreds of miles to meet me, and she's still right here by my side almost 12 years later

now you know why they keep coming back for more...

LITTLE MAN

https://youtu.be/gv9JpCvvWpI?si=Wc01V45hMiAYg3BY

when it comes to genitalia....
You're traveling light, aren't you?

E is TRAVELIN' LIGHT....

If you know what I'm talking about...

But at least now he knows exactly why I've never gone more than 5 days without a girl sucking my dick

A OH WELL.. BETTER LUCK NEXT LIFETIME, E.....

>>941020963

Your unresolved childhood emotional issues and fear of intimacy (a sissy who doesn't trust people, and allows it to diminish the quality of his life) is YOUR PROBLEM, Not mine....

More pussy for me...

And since I've never played a video game in my life, That means more video games for you...


now go play another round of super Mario, Romeo....

"WWAAAAHHHH!! I HAVE PROBLEMS TRUSTING PEOPLE WAAAHHHH!!!"

hahahahana

>>941021183

MEN WHO NEVER GET ANY PUSSY AND WHO HAVE UNRESOLVED MOMMY ISSUES ALWAYS GRAVITATE TO GIGANTIC BREASTS

Even when those breasts are attached to a hideous woman

>>941021278
Again the entire log spam failed meme is cringe worthy as fuck and has been overwhelmingly rejected by this board
You are not scoring any points by repeating its forced buzz words.

>>941021183

for example, if you see somebody with a bag of cash, and there's red dye soaked into all of the $20 bills...

That man committed a bank robbery

And when you see a man who fixates on gigantic hideous breasts with distorted areolas attached to a hideous woman

That man is looking for another mommy
He has no experience with women
other than his codependent parasitic relationship with his mother

So his perceptions of sexuality are bizarrely intermingled with maternal memories

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS?

GROW UP

>>941021353
I don't play video games. They're stupid and a waste of time.

>>941021489
They don't douse money with red dye in the real world
that's a Hollywood invention

>>941021476

THE LOGFAG IS THE MOST POPULAR GUEST ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE, NOT JUST THIS BOARD, BUT THE ENTIRE WEBSITE

In fact, back in August they released the server logs (excuse the pun) And it turns out LOGFAG is the most often typed word on this entire website

More people type the word LOGFAG than the type the word THE

And the server logs prove it
Don't take it from me
find August's server logs

you'll see

>>941021517

That's the first intelligent thing you said all day

I'll even take it one step further:

VIDEO GAMES TURN YOUNG BOYS INTO HOMOSEXUAL ADULT MALES

>>941021387
based small tits connoisseur

>>941021566
No he isn't. The log fag is universally despised and hated as a failed meme. He has no supporters he has no "log army," you're a fucking retard.

His shit smells so fucking bad bros…

>>941021594
Well I already was homosexual. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to same sex experiences

>>941021563
>douse

You are correct!! they indeed do not DOUSE The money with red dye

That's because it's an explosive device

A small explosive device that SPRAYS RED DYE ONTO THE MONEY

red dye that cannot be removed

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO, YOU UNKNOWLEDGEABLE IDIOT

as a matter of fact, just a couple weeks ago I talked to somebody at a convenience store who said a customer brought in $100 bill that had the red dye on it

And she kept it and called the police and the guy left the store terrified

100% true you stupid mother fucker

You like to pretend to be knowledgeable
You should try learning instead of pretending

Log army cadet reporting for poop sir

>>941021672
Look retard I saw "speed" or whatever fucking movie you're referencing

None of that fucking shit happens in the real world OK shut

>>941021623

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!!!!!!;

sexually accomplished self-confident men always gravitate towards the smaller breasts

whereas men with little or no sexual experience, yet looking for a surrogate mommy ALWAYS focus on gigantic breasts, even if the woman is ugly as fuck

It's nature's litmus test

those idiots don't realize
In 5 years
she'll need Band-Aids to protect her nipples from the sidewalk

>>941021642
hey, bucko I didn't stutter

AGAIN: The 4chan server logs from August showed "The most often typed word in August was LOGFAG"

typed more often than the word THE

Don't believe me, look for yourself

>>941021663
That's the second time you earned my respect tonight

these other guys could learn a lot from you

>>941021772
Yeah you've already made it pretty clear in other threads that you suck that talentless worthless spamming retards fucking baby dick cock

>>941021825
I don't give a shit if you respect me or not. You literally think you're above everybody but you can't even fucking get a house? How the fuck does that work? Why aren't you trying to get a fucking house?

>>941021697

AGAIN, YOU STUPID IDIOT

A couple weeks ago, a girl at a circle k convenience store told me one of the customers tried paying with $100 bill

and one entire half of the dollar bill was soaked with red dye

So she kept it and called the police and the customer ran out of the store

and the store gave the money to the police department

I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR WATCHING THE KEANU REEVES BULLSHIT FAGSHOW MOVIE "SPEED"

But I'm disgusted at how little real knowledge you have about real life

apparently, if it's not in a shitty movie or a video game, you don't know anything about it

If it's not an internet trendy catch phrase, you can't speak it

If it's not an image board meme, you don't believe it

TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
YOU FUCKING TAPEWORM

>>941021936
That's literally where you got the idea from. And I bet you spurg out like Dennis Hopper did too

>>941021936
I've only begun to turn the computer on first I have to jack off that will take about an hour then I will watch shows on Amazon prime. When I get tired enough I will then turn the computer off
And all of this will happen without your express permission or approval

>>941021867

That's the third time you earned my respect tonight

Not giving a shit about respect

awesome because
RESPECT IS A CONSTRUCT ONLY REQUIRED BY THE INSECURE

So that's the third time you earned my respect

Even though you are a cancer to the human race because you will never reproduce so you're literally wasting our oxygen and water

But other than that?
You're batting a thousand

>>941022002
Yeah but you're batting zero. Did you even answer my earlier question?
Are you fully taking advantage of the superior healthcare you have in Canada?

>>941021962

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE METH?....

are you open to a little bit of meth?....

what are your feelings on meth?

>>941021962

oops typo

I meant to say METHYLAMINO

You stupid inexperienced gaming chair life novice who literally doesn't know Jack fucking shit about anything

YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE STUPIDEST FUCKING ADULTS I'VE EVER SEEN

>>941022066
I'd probably like it too much. I've heard it's really great for jacking off. But so is a good steady stream of marijuana bowls.

>>941022107
OK I'm fucking stupid stupid as shit

But I got a decent job and a place to live. Why don't you Mr. intelligent?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HANDED YOUR ASS TO YOU SO FAR TONIGHT?

I've done it so many times, I've lost count

>>941022147
dunning kruger

>>941022144

Why don't I have a decent job and a place to live?

OUCH !!! damn I'm busted again, huh?

You're so smart about methylamino
And you're equally as smart about my life

YOU ARE A WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA OF KNOWLEDGE, AREN'T YOU?

>>941022184
Not really. You're the one who seems to have an opinion on every subject
Except how to have a successful stable living situation

>>941022108

ADMIT IT .....

I threw you off with that METH question

You had no idea where I was going, did you?

You can admit it
everybody saw it
we all know what happened

That was pretty fucking brutal

>>941022215
>has an opinion on every subject

AWWWWWW YOU NOTICED?

That is so sweet of you

>>941022222
I'm guessing that you're probably *on*meth which would explain a lot of of your dunning Krueger behaviors

>>941022248
And if one of those opinions is that you believe the log fag is "popular" than you're probably full of shit about everything else

>>941022215
correction:

I am the one who seems to have the ACCURATE opinion on everything

because I've been on this planet so long, I've experienced everything dozens if not hundreds of times over and over

And after a while
You learn the reality of the way life works

That's never going to happen while you're sitting in front of your computer

You are your own worst enemy

what free time you have is spent convincing yourself of how smart you are, instead of actually learning anything about life

how convenient
The eternal larvae
That way nobody will ever expect anything great from you.

by always delivering mediocrity

You can avoid the responsibilities of life

You know your mother will always back you up "well he's not very good at accomplishing things"

now if you could just figure out a way to get another woman to back you up

back you up against a billiard table in a gay bar so all the guys can take turns splitting you up the middle

But you've already admitted being a homosexual

So everybody knows you would have no complaints, would you Sally?

>>941022428
What do you even do when you're not in front of your computer? You don't have a job? You don't have a house, you are Dunning Krueger as fuck

>>941022311

I never said he was popular...

Why do you guys keep putting words in my mouth?

I didn't stutter:
THE AUGUST SERVER LOGS CLEARLY SHOW THE MOST OFTEN TYPED WORD ON 4CHAN WAS "LOGFAG"

The word logfag was typed more frequently than the words THE, A, or YOU

The word popular never got typed by me, Sonny boy

>>941022475
Yes you did. You said this is the most popular fucking meme on the board stop lying

And you still keep sucking that loser fucking talentless cock.

>>941022475
Because all of those threads were full of people like me telling that fat fuck this fuck off we hate fucking spam we hate him being here we hate the fact the mods won't do their fucking job

Of course you found common buzzwords

>>941022549

oh, trust me I'm well aware of that fact

and to be completely candid, as soon as I read the server logs the first thing I said was "it's E who's made his name the most often used word on this entire website"

I instantly knew that you were the one responsible for him being the most often typed word

>>941022549

You made him the most popular guest on this entire website

congratulations

>>941022516
I didn't stutter, sassy pants

AGAIN: I have never used the word popular in my entire life

I've always hated that word

And I've been refraining from using it since I was 7 years old

I challenge you to find even one example where I've used that word

The log rage is reached lvls that should not even be possible

>>941022787
No I didn't. And eventually this website will realize its mistake and kick that fat fuck to the curb

>>941022761
There's literally nobody named E here.
You are literally the most cringe worthy failed meme ever seen on this board.

>>941018009 (OP)
you better be careful not to flush anything down there. i don't want the police to get involved

>>941020758
WHY IS THIS ON YOUR PHONE WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO POST THIS?

>>941023928
its over sixx thousand!

>>941025201
My throte has expanded into a holding sack for Andy's needs

Destroy my throte with ur anus

>>941024180

"THE MOST OFTEN TYPED WORD IN 4CHAN: "LOGFAG"