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Anonymous No.941018527 [Report] >>941021763 >>941025157 >>941027703 >>941027790 >>941028214 >>941028312 >>941028324 >>941028542 >>941028935 >>941032741
your momma so fat she sit on a dollar and turn it into 4 quarters.
Anonymous No.941018735 [Report] >>941018864
Your mama so poor she can't even pay attention
Anonymous No.941018864 [Report]
>>941018735
your momma so ugly the government put her on a do not watch list
Anonymous No.941021099 [Report]
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Donald Trump. Twice!
Anonymous No.941021763 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)

Your momma so stupid that she... she... she can't really think of anything.
Anonymous No.941022353 [Report]
Yo mama so fat, when she farts the natives living on her ass sacrifice a virgin.
Anonymous No.941025157 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.941025877 [Report] >>941027148
Yoe mama be so fat that when she wears a checkered blouse, Helicopters keep trying to land on her.
Anonymous No.941027148 [Report]
>>941025877
i'm in the process of making a game where the player is a man who has to use his mind to make a girl fat enough to sit on a dollar and turn it into 4 quarters.
Anonymous No.941027703 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
yo mama so fat, ben kenobi said “that’s no moon, that’s yo mama!”
Anonymous No.941027790 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Yo mama so fat she has other fat mommas in orbit around her.
Anonymous No.941028214 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Your progenitrix is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
Anonymous No.941028312 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Your mother is so obese her left ass cheek needs a different zip code from the right one.
Anonymous No.941028324 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Yo mama so fat she collapsed into a black hole
Anonymous No.941028542 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Your mom is so fucking stupid she misspelled your name on the birth certificate.
Anonymous No.941028935 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
Yo mama so stupid she went to Trump University
Anonymous No.941032741 [Report]
>>941018527 (OP)
your momma