Thread 941023260

Why do you watch porn?

>>941023260 (OP)
There's literally only one reason to do it, and if you don't know, then you aren't old enough to post here.

It keeps me from going back to my psychotic ex-gf.
The peace is 100% worth avoiding that over-medicated bitch.

ITT: copium

>>941023443
Lemme guess she's a leftist feminist that's pro choice.

>>941023260 (OP)
He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass

>>941023260 (OP)
I don't. I am not everyone else. YOU people are everyone else.
Pornography teaches how to be mentally ill with reference to sexual behavior.
In other words, it teaches how to be jewish.
Plus masturbation is a homosexual act since you are letting a MAN box the one eyed champ.

>>941023712
>you're mentally ill
He said, displaying clear traits of mental illness according to doctors, not online armchair experts with no medical knowledge.

>>941023260 (OP)
Helps me sleep. That good enough for you, Temu Adam Sessler?

>>941023653
You hit the nail on the head Anon, she wasnt that bad before but her shrink and Ozempic made her worse then she started having violent mood swings.

>>941023865
>gas light
Ok ESL.

>>941024105
>being this unaware that you're being mocked

>>941023260 (OP)
I got high with David Cross once. He's from Atlanta, and we got high together standing behind the little five points pub many years ago

>>941023443

I noticed how you omitted the "I'm too much of a coward to find a new girlfriend" part

>>941023260 (OP)
I don't watch it. I masturbate to it

>>941024118
oh I'll show you ESL, fucker
>I'm so American, I piss red white and blue
>can't afford to get it checked out

>>941023260 (OP)
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™

when you know how to get pussy
You get pussy
there's no need for pornography
when you have women willing to perform it live on the end of your penis

once you start getting laid, you realize pornography is the white flag of surrender SPECIFICALLY FOR COWARDS

If they weren't cowards, THEY WOULD HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW

instead, they avoid women, because women make them uncomfortable. they realize women see an inexperienced little boy hiding behind their eyes, so they don't even try to find a girlfriend

PORNOGRAPHY = a starving Ethiopian child licking a menu he found in the dumpster, as he stares through the front window at the normal people eating their meals inside

>>941023865

lol
YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANY OF THOSE THINGS DONE TO YOU

You're literally grasping for straws

NO WOMAN HAS EVER DONE ANY OF THOSE THINGS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND You're just a fucking coward

You're terrified of women So You gravitate towards cheap empty easily disproven memes about being cheated on and accused of rape

I've fucked over 800 women
And I never got a single STD in my entire life

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING COWARD

>>941024302
Its been less than a month faggot just let me enjoy how quiet my house is

Men like porn.
That's why.
Simple as that.
Moralize away, you fucking lying faggots ("hurr durr, i don't watch pron!!").

>>941023260 (OP)
Because I have a healthy libido, and I live in a city full of ugly fat women.

>>941024472
No one is impressed by you Andrew.

>>941024760
>women are the problem
>not the fact that I'm dysgenic and insufferable
Sure bud

>>941024713

>men like porn

wrong

MEN ENJOY SEX

COWARDS RELY ON PORN

>>941024760
correction:

because it's easier than risking a possible embarrassing rejection

But there's nothing embarrassing about being rejected. It goes with the territory

You're just scared

>>941024821

ANSWER:
YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

You never even try

You're a masturbating fucking coward, and nothing more

YOU ARE SO TERRIFIED OF HEARING A WOMAN SAY THE WORDS "NO THANK YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED"

THAT YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

The cowardly Little boy relies on tickling himself

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, LONELY ROMEO

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING COWARD?

You like to pretend to be a tough guy in here

YOU'RE NOT A TOUGH GUY

YOU'RE A SNIVELING LITTLE COWARD

YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

HAHAHAHAHA

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING COWARD?

>>941024713

when I was 16 years old I had a drop dead gorgeous blue-eyed blonde haired 36-year-old registered nurse fiance

And I've been steady getting pussy ever since

(I was getting pussy before meeting Joy, but she's the one who taught me how women like to be fucked)

I DON'T WATCH PORN
I have no need for porn
I don't have any porn downloaded
It's for cowards

pornography is for men
WHO CANNOT CONQUER THEIR FEAR OF REJECTION

men like you

>>941024940
>>941025015
No one is impressed by you Andrew.

>>941024821

actually, over 800 women were

That's 100% true
It was nearly 800 by the time I was 25

But I'm 61 now
I plowed through plenty of women since I was 25

I simply stopped counting

HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED BY YOU, MASTURBATING COWARD?

>>941024878
>>941024940
>>941025015
So for those of you that are uninitiated; this is Jet Neptune's meth-fried mentally ill boomer father, and when he's making these posts, he's not talking to you, but to his son, whom he sees as a failure of a man. (Who could guess why?)

>>941024760

apparently your libido isn't healthy enough for you to go break the ice and initiate a cool interesting conversation with the chick standing in front of you in line at the grocery store

apparently, you're libido stops when it comes to taking a chance that she might say no

It appears your libido is willing to fabricate false stories about a city with no attractive women in it

>>941023260 (OP)
because my brain commands it

>>941024821

You're so stupid.. You didn't realize you were rolling out the red carpet for me on that one

lol

yep .. by The time I was 25, nearly 800 women were very impressed with me

they were So impressed, they let me ejaculate into them

WHEN ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO HAVE YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND?

HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? 11?

>>941025048
Feel free to get even one woman to corroborate that.

>>941025028

well over 800 women now...
they disagreed with you.
apparently, they were pretty darn impressed, because I didn't even use condoms on them.

yep... at this point it's well over 800 women who were impressed..

I simply stopped counting back when I was 25

I'm sorry you have no self-confidence and a tiny penis

now you know what impressed those ladies, tiny....

better luck next lifetime, little boy

>>941025082

You're so full of shit.
.

I'M INCREDIBLY PROUD OF JET!!!

unlike you, he became a millionaire
by following his dreams

He's dating a hot as fuck Asian chick
she was a virgin when she met him
18 years old

LOL

I couldn't possibly be any more proud of Jet. You stupid fucking idiot

HOWEVER:
I'm pretty sure your parents started to realize you weren't like the other boys many years ago

You've never really shown any sexual attraction towards girls

no attraction at all

AND HEAR YOU SIT ALL BY YOURSELF
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
WHILE MY SON JET
IS FUCKING A HOT AS SHIT 18-YEAR-OLD ASIAN GIRL THAT USED TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL HE POPPED HER CHERRY

hahahahaha

You're terrible at this, dude
next time, try to come up with material that can't be disproven so easily

>>941025283
v
>>941025170
go ahead

>>941025082
>>941025082
>>941025082
So for those of you who are uninitiated; This is an adult male who's never had a girlfriend, never actually been attracted to girls, hasn't accomplished anything with his life, still lives with his parents, doesn't have a job, can't support himself, AND MASTURBATES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT

every Saturday night... The lonely boy plays with his penis again

every Sunday night
every Monday night
every Tuesday night
every Wednesday night
And of course Thursday
And yes Fridays

LAST NIGHT HE MASTURBATED FEVERISHLY

because he's too much of a coward to go out there and introduce himself to another gay man and initiate a relationship

>>941024760

HINT: It turns out your libido is a horrible wingman

>>941025432
v
>>941025170
waiting super stud

>>941025487

FEEL FREE TO GET EVEN ONE WOMAN

PERIOD

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So far you've never had one. apparently, you don't know how. obviously, it's just not something you're capable of doing

And no, back in the '80s and '90s when I was plowing through strippers and one night stands, we didn't have cell phone so we didn't do selfies

And I didn't go around taking photographs of every woman that sucked my dick

however, I will corroborate the 36-year-old fiance when I was 16 years old, if you'd like

Not that I give a flying fuck what you believe or disbelieve

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE 16 YEARS OLD, LITTLE BOY?

because I was getting my waterbed and all of my furniture and stuff out of my parents house and moving in with my fiance

she was absolutely beautiful. Joy looked exactly like a young Jessica Lange

are you familiar with Jessica Lange?
Have you ever seen pictures of Jessica Lange when she was young?

she was the spitting image of my fiance Joy

epilogue:
after 4 years, my alcoholism had become uncontrollable, to say the least and joy wisely decided I was detrimental to her

because I was detrimental to myself

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE 16 YEARS OLD, LITTLE BOY?

>>941025667

oops I think I might have clicked on the wrong post

I'm not paying attention right now because I'm straightening up and about to do dishes before we crash

My wife and I are once again waking up really early tomorrow and working on insulated shelters for stray cats because the cold weather is going to be rolling in soon

>>941025667
So what I'm gathering is that no woman will corroborate that you're a pussy slayer.
Got it.
So you're in the exact same category as everyone else who lies online about how much pussy they've crushed.
Copy.

>>941025170

ahhhh there you are!!

THAT'S NOT MY WRIST GOING INTO MY WIFE'S BUTTHOLE IN THAT PHOTOGRAPH

when do you intend on losing your virginity?

how old are you, exactly?.... 12?

>>941025748

I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK WHAT YOU BELIEVE OR DON'T BELIEVE, LITTLE GIRL

because everybody knows you don't get any pussy

But I've got grown kids
So obviously I've been getting pussy for decades

I WAS 16 YEARS OLD AND HAD A 36-YEAR-OLD REGISTERED NURSE FIANCE

she was hot as fuck....

I'm sorry you can't find even one woman who finds you to be a better option than fucking a greasy stupid nigger

That's your problem, little boy

>>941025795
>I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK WHAT YOU BELIEVE OR DON'T BELIEVE, LITTLE GIRL
Same

>>941025748
You can still make out what the article says, and it mentions my 36-year-old registered nurse beyoncé when I was only 16 years old

LOL You weren't expecting that

how does it feel to have your ass handed to you by me once again?
o
Have you noticed
I HAND YOUR ASS TO YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME

EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET

I wipe my ass with you in front of all of your imaginary friends

And you're too inept to do anything about it

>>941025432
>>941025667
>>941025760
>>941025795
What fucking robot is this??
This robot shows up in almost every thread.
Someone is trying to kill the Chan with this fucking thing.

>>941025801

Read the third paragraph, effeminate little boy with no girlfriend

effeminate little coward who's too afraid of women to even try

The masturbating effeminate eternal toddler

Read it and weep

>>941025858
It's not a bot, it's Jet Neptune's lonely, mentally ill father. He's a giant lulcow with autistic levels of not realizing how he's being received.

>>941025858

lol THANK YOU

I JUST GOT MY NEWEST TROPHY!!

I appreciate that very much

Because i like feeling superior to other men

LIKE I SAID

I WAS 16
I came home and got all of my shit from my parents house, and joy and I moved into our new bigger apartment

common law marriage
That's back when Georgia still recognized common law marriage

living as man and wife

OF COURSE WHEN YOU WERE 16 YOU WERE ALSO DATING A 36-YEAR-OLD REGISTERED NURSE

of course when you were 16, you got all of your stuff out of your mommy's house

lol
oops
You still live with your mommy
You're in her spare bedroom right now

You don't get any pussy
You don't have a job
You still live with your mother

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, LITTLE BOY?

>>941023260 (OP)
same reason a dog chases cars.

>>941023260 (OP)
My wife is bordeline asexual but STUPIDLY rich and i have a postnup, so i cannot divorce. plus i do love her too

>>941025961
Why are you so autistic Andrew?

>>941023260 (OP)
OMG UNCLE DAVE PLEASE SHOVE ME UP YOUR ASS AGAIN

>>941026266
ah shit i got uncle ian and david cross real name mixed up. next time dont do that

>>941025961
I still live with my moms and step dad and I date cute young teens off the dating apps and some girls I meet at work, also have an ex gf who comes to visit when she is feeling a little "goofy" kek. You sound like an angry old roastie who's upset that guys won't date her. Most men would rather have peace, something WE WAGED WARS FOR in the past then be with some fat old tatted up insufferable cunt. And thats what you sound like fren. Just saying, maybe a bit of that 36yr old registered nurse's personality rubbed off on you. Hope you were still able to enjoy some nice teen pussy at least and she didn't cuck you from other girls.