Thread 941025401

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/Cmw1Px2bREA?si=QblEzsSdMI535Osm

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>941025411 [Seija]
Allow me to doubt.

>>941025401 (OP)
Thanks for baking. Good night.

>>941025306 Suzuka
They are wonderful, even as a joke haikus are fun.
In

>>941025379 Ralm
Its the lowest so far, there's room for more. Hopefully it doesnt happen though.
Pah, for me? God no. I've been the same slightly off kilter person for years at this point. Despite hating myself for it for years I've come to believe Im not the problem. Most people like me and I have no idea why. The real problem is that I still hate most people despite being kind. There's no changing that.

>kneesocks claimed

shit thread?

>>941025595
You mean to tell me that out of all the miserable people here I am the miserablelest?
Do you hate me.

>>941025684
I highly doubt that.
Eh, no. I like honesty and for what its worth you say what you believe. I hold firmly that there are only two types of people in the world, idiots and assholes. I cant stand idiots and most of my friends are pricks. You make fine company.

>>941025870
What did you mean then?
You sound like a fucking nightmare to deal with IRL, if I havent started conversation to you via 4chan Id probably dislike you.
>>941025598
Make it better then.

cool thread

>>941025955
its a question not a statement relm

>>941026007
In that case its not.
>>941025990
This.

>>941026038
Thank goodness.
Something doesn't smell right here...

>>941026134
Take a shower, stinky.

>>941025955
It very late and I am tired. I have no idea.
I hide it well to be fair. I think like that because of my dad. I act more like my mother. I still try to be nice even if I despise the fucking dumbasses that surround me. The world is better with kindness in it, hate and love are both free so I choose the nicer option. Im not saying that Im smart or anything either, Im average as shit.
Goodnight.

>>941026163
Do you tell that to your friends too?
No shower.

>>941026201
Take off.

>>941026038
I know right
>>941026134
/pat

zzz

>>941026313
I tell them worse.
Cringe, do you think your waifu would like someone who doesnt shower?

>>941026340
Post your favorite image of your waifu in a maid outfit for the halloween drawing.

>>941026343
Scary...
I don't think she would. She has a sensitive nose!

>>941026340
I dont understand

>>941026409
Go then, do it for her.

>>941026386
she doesn't have a lot of maid outfits
>>941026471
what don't you understand?

>>941026485
Already have

>>941027206
Why are there tears?

Any fate fags here?

>>941027206
Is that official or fanart?
>>941027220
Good, good.
>>941027409
You want to ask around the Discord for that.

>>941027320
where are the tears?
>>941027445
official art
here another reference

>>941027558
The outfits are not the same at all, so just tell me which one you like more.

>>941027665
you don't say
the first one

>>941027711
Alright.

>>941027558
Washed away by the rain

>>941027734
yeah
>>941027910
less cleaning up to do

>>941028087
I agree

>>941025906
Beautiful

https://youtu.be/O-fyNgHdmLI?si=gmh_xpfLnr9jsSs4
>youtube is closest thing to the time-machine we've ever created

https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY?si=moM6jDRsMYfkYAtV
>Doh-ways yur-dime aah-mi yar-arr eddy aah-voice in-zide my yed

i fucking love avatar threads

https://youtu.be/xwtdhWltSIg?si=rQy-P_5JgfedAGaG
>>941034668
Right back at ya anon.

This concludes our broadcast day
https://youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0?si=Owz-tiCnZjq5JcU9

Shion

Big yawn.

>>941039782
Yeah

>>941039792
It's true.

can't sleep

>>941040692
Get into a dark room no?

>>941041902
no

>>941042237
They taught a trick for this in the army but it takes time to develop the skill to fall asleep anytime anywhere.

>>941043087
I remember you told me about it

>>941043162
I still use it sometimes.
Maybe today is one of those days where you have to stay up tired and go to sleep early.

>>941044079
yeah one of those days

>>941044243
I'm just busy with some hobbies, picked a few since, just taking it easy today otherwise.
Up to anything yourself?

>>941044378
some hobbies? like what?
no just sitting here playing the same tracks on loop

>>941044650
I got into leather working. I have to make some wallets, some people at work asked me for a couple, selling two is enough to pay for the last materials I bought.
I was thinking about the one you had shared before the last one, it was from the smiths I think?
I think this was it? https://youtu.be/PQyqrlFOe5s?si=ECxCs0hD1laAwiDh
Heard it on passing a few days ago.

I FUCKING LOVE AVATAR THREADS

>>941045424
Clank clank clank, bang bang bang

>>941044888
trips
I know I thought you had new hobbies besides that one
how much are they selling for? me sharing? no that wasn't me

>>941046004
Singles.
It's not like I can do much else with classes and resting on the weekends.
10, 15 bucks, unbranded but decent materials and work I guess.
Well what are you listening to now then?
Captcha sucks ass right now.

Hey Seija, look at this time gap. The thread went 2 hours without a bump and survived. Twice! WTF?

>>941025401 (OP)
The real waifus are the ones in the gif

>>941053100
It's sunday, all anons go to church on sunday as good christians so the site traffic slows down, trust.

>>941053501
I suppose or this thread has some kind of guardian angel admin. Church would mean this site is heavily controlled by American timing, which does sound right when I say it.

>>941053100
website died after the takedown.

Seija of the seijers, what terrible thing did Altair send you today?

dunno havent opened discord today.

>>941054049
this is the real answer. it's a dead website

>>941054049
Right. This is post hack 4chan. They probably changed the whole system. Interesting.

>>941054737
no it was on a decline anyway in posters look at 4stats.io and you'll realize how empty it is. this board averages 27ppm and a good portion of that are advertising bots

>>941054937
>4stats.io
That is cool site anon. Thank you. But it's not dead. It says here /vg/ /pol/ and /b/ are carrying all the site traffic. Almost 200k posts per day combined.

>>941055403
they're bot posts and porn

>>941055500
Fair enough lol

Damn. It really is dead. Welp what do we do now? I guess, what do I do now, being the last man on the internet? Spider-Man thread?

>>941058734
https://youtu.be/_YTSMopxyqY?si=f2t_S9jQenSO73-z

good i think my point is proven you can fuck off now this entire thread can since they're here to socialize besides one or 2 and it's same people every fucking day

.

>>941062370
What is this.
>>941062374
Why do you post this image instead of your waifu.

>>941062932
I extended the last one to include Sop waiting in line to sharpen a kitchen knife.

>>941062932
>waifu
avatar ftfy

Will it blend?

>>941063080
Is that a question mark on Sopmods armband.

more self insert art uwu

>>941063389
Its whatever the heck markings are on her armband usually. My shaky ass hands never make these pictures clear.

Imagine not portraying your waifu partaking in wacky adventures with your friends waifus.

>>941063548
That looks like a question mark, a little more and you will end up making her the Riddler.

>>941063889
Their words sound like riddles some days.
I now have a dedicated binder of all my shitposts, three hole punch with reinforcers and everything.

>>941063889
avatars wacky adventures with other friends avatars

>>941062932
why not

yall ever

>>941064277
Yeah man, everyday.

Better than what youre doing, thats for sure.

>>941064144
Because thats not your waifu.
>>941064004
Hes just stupid.
Translate that to plain english.
>>941064277
Depends on whos asking.

>>941064319
damn 's cool but EVERY DAY?
>>941064331
me

>>941064331
is that child youre waifu?

Anyways...

shanepedo...

>>941064331
I wouldn't say that. They seem quite smart at what they know.
Literal. I have a binder with my drawings here. I've three hole punched them and used reinforces on the holes.
I also may or may not have purchased colored pencils.

What if she was, what would you do about it, besides complain with your godawful spelling.

>>941064421
Cute scissoring lesbians.
>>941064380
In that case, perhaps.

>>941064380
Yeah I know right, real bad ass right here.

>>941064489
Thats one way to describe them.

>>941064489
cool
>>941064520
you should get it looked at
personally like my ass to be good

>>941064488
Then hes not stupid. Hes autistic.
Why would you do that. And what does three hole punch even mean, that sounds like a spell.
My job is done.
>>941064537
Am I wrong.
Dude they have their hands together and Nue looks like she wants to eat Seija both ways, not counting the fact the position Seijas legs are in.
They are lesbians, they fuck and youre a cuck.
>>941064624
Thanks.

And then...

>>941064768
I mean yes, you are.
>They are lesbians, they fuck and youre a cuck.
Yeah.

>>941064624
No doubt, no doubt.

>>941064768
Well, ain't we all a bit?
It beats a pile on my desk, they needed a designated. Have you not heard of a hole puncher? It, believe it or not, punches holes in paper. And a three hole punch punches, crazily, three of them so they can fit in a binder.
I'll still do black and whites, I'll just color the next day. Gives me more time doing the drawing. I need to work on legs.

>>941064929
Sounds like coping to me.
>>941065167
Im not.
Were you just piling them on your desk? You animal. I know what that is, but Ive never heard anyone call it that way, that sounds very stupid.
You want to extend the process? Legs?

>>941065267
What am i coping about lol.
Im just saying you might want to open pornhub and search scissoring there.

>>941065267
Uh huh.
What the hell else was I to do with them. Yes I am an animal, a human. Like what and how the hell is it stupid?
Same amount of time, less drawings. I am not spending 3 hours everyday doing this. 2 max is enough for me to get other things done.
I dont draw legs or feet well enough, have you noticed I avoid them?

>>941064331
we are doing the same thing

>>941064489
i would call you based

Sure buddy.

>>941065402
Nah Im fine.
>>941065644
Yeah but youre worse, since unlike me, you have a waifu, and youre refusing to post her.
Weve had this talk already.

>>941065547
Put them in a box or somewhere like a drawer? Just having them there piled up is very stupid. Its stupid because it sounds like the name a 5 year old would use to describe things.
That sounds chronically suboptimal, why not just not color things then, same time, more drawings.
You are supposedly imitating the style of her show, where the legs are noodles and the feet are hooves. No I havent, everyone and their mothers dont draw legs online anyways, so I dont pay attention to it.

>>941065845
Yeah I guess pornhub did go to shit, hop on xhamster or something.

>>941066069
Im telling you that Im not going to watch porn nigger, Im just attempting to make you mad again.
That is the first time I hear of that site. Pornhub has always been shit.

>>941066170
Try harder.
You're the expert on this one.

>>941066220
I dont even know how to try harder, you dont care about anything, closest thing that could make you seethe is losing by lag.
Expert? It doesnt take an expert to add 2 + 2.

>>941066037
They are not taking up precious drawer space without being properly put together. I would have done it earlier, I didn't have a spare binder.
It the literal name of the tool. It says what it does right there on the tin.
You mean it sounds like someone who only has so much time to do things in a day. It will lead to a better drawing by taking two days on it. Pencil it out day one, outline and color day 2.
Eh, its just how I draw legs. I dont like them. Much like I hate hands. And eyes.

>>941066446
Oh yeah fuck wifi players, anyone who plays on wifi should kill themselves and rot in hell for all of eternity.
Takes more than a single visit to put those two together.

>>941066588
Sure sure.
Once again english takes an L.
Im just saying that you could make more drawings even if they are not colored.
Or you could just get better at that and keep drawing legs like that.
>>941066608
I cant believe all I have to do to piss you off is pirate Guilty Gear and play a single match with you. Amazing.
Yeah, it took me like 10 visits and only using the site once.

>>941066874
Good luck
1) pirating that and getting it to connect to the servers
2) getting it to run on your PC
3) the connection between us is already unplayable even if you werent on wifi.
See, expert.

did Seijiboo really type that :o

>>941066966
Getting you mad is so hard and annoying.
10 visits, 9 of which were abandoned in favor of just a traditional anime site, and only ONE use is being an "expert"? What are you even on about, are you trying to ragebait me?

>>941067108
It's surprisingly easy, just be an uma and lose your debut race despite having 280 speed, 150 stamina and 220 power.
Im spouting random shit and observing what happens.

>>941066874
How the hell is that an L. That is a win, an item not having a flashy name and saying what it does right there in the name.
Gosh, why didn't I think of that. Its literally why I've not bought pencils until now. Time is a huge commodity in my house.
So what I said then? Keep drawing legs and doing them better.

>>941067238
In spanish that shit is just one dry word as opposed to whatever that is.
Then? Why buy pencils then? What changed? You were making good use of time until then.
I thought you were going to make anatomically correct legs.
>>941067207
Horsefuckers are so cringe.
Is this how you treat all your conversations.

>>941067401
They are umazing and umapilled.
Not really, it depends on the position of the moon and how bored one is.

you had to be there lol

And then

>>941067401
Ah so Spanish is for simpleton now, got it.
Its almost like someone told me too and I was influenced into trying it. I never said it will stick around.
Oh god no, im staying way the fuck away from realism with this stuff. Save that for if I ever feel up to painting again.

>>941067950
Bitch.

And then.

>>941067950
No, spanish is for people that dont need toddler tier instructions to understand. A serious language for not intellectually stunted people.
I fucking hate you. It would be a waste to buy a box of crayons to not use them in the long run.
Lmao.

>>941067510
That shitty gacha should have stayed in Japan.
That makes zero sense.

and then...

>>941068131
Absolutely not, it is the best thing that has happened to the west since Counter Strike.
It makes perfect sense.

>>941067977
Rude. I pre bake one time and this is what I get?

>>941068079
Thats a whole lot of words when you could have just called me a fuck.
Its true-oo, and I know you hate that you have the slightest amount of influence.
Yeah, I just want to make them better is all and no better way then doing them.

>>941068246
No its not, youre very fucking stupid.
If youre a woman sure.
>>941068596
But then youd use that against me anyways, because this is how things work, so who cares.
Fuck you.
They dont even look that bad.

>>941068777
No it really is, if you tell me you can watch this without smiling you truly have no soul.
https://youtu.be/npJRIOoch7Y?si=hfkzQer1RqfQA0mC
Has nothing to do with being a woman.
>>941067977
You too watch that shit.

new thread?

>>941068777
Seems like you could have stayed a cool hand. You could call me cool hand Luke. I can eat 50 eggs.
Hehe.
Eh.

and then

>>941068596
No this is aside.
>>941068907
If you think she's loud wait until you meet Winning Ticket.

>>941069171
I've met winning ticket many times, she's loud but not the cute loud.
Matikanefukukitaru is peak.

>>941068907
>Japanese humor
LOUD EQUALS FUNNY GUISE.
Thats exactly the logic path woman use.
>>941069089
Your waifus name is way too fucking long and cringe.
Nice reference that only you understand.
Besides the wonky look sometimes they have due to the smallness of the thing youre making, theyre fine, if the drawings were bigger and you had more space it would look much better.

The current world has forgotten Princess Athena.

>>941069221
Humor? What humor?
And how many women have you spoke to?
hard mode: your mother doesn't count.

same as the other day

>>941069327
If the point of that isnt to be humorous, then what is it.
A lot? What makes you think that I dont talk to women exactly?

>>941069171
Why am I a bitch then, I'd say Im quite nice.

>>941069221
Your waifus name is too short.
50. Eggs. God Im old.
Eh.

>>941069386
Its a girl making cute noises.
I don't think you talk to anyone.

>>941069432
Thats not cute, thats annoying and autistic, extract that out of your fantasy land and you start to see by how it truly is.
>>941069422
Short names are good, they are not annoying to spell.
Yes, you are, very.
Youre chronically stupid.

>>941069501
Annoying? No.
Autistic? Yeah, thats what makes it so cute.

>>941069560
It is very loud and drags for way too long, again, if you saw someone make that ruckus in the real world youd be pissed.
I was going to say that you were just having empathy since you were autistic, but Ive been called autistic a lot too and I dont like that shit, so I can just call you stupid instead.
>>941069432
>I don't think you talk to anyone.
Well I do, believe it or not.

>>941069635
Good thing its a work of fiction and not reality and that I have the ability to tell those two things apart.

>>941069501
Short names are boring and bland. Kneedocks, its right there on the tin. She wears kneesocks. So on the nose, top notch.
Aw cmon, that movie only came out in...oh jeez 1967. Well even Im not that old.
Bigger does not always equate to better.

>>941069798
That doesnt salvage it, gore is gore even if its fictional, annoying things are annoying even if they are fictional, corny things are corny even if they are fictional.
>>941069895
Long names are pretentious and unnecesarily complicated. That right there is an argument to why her name is dumb, kneesocks, really.
You consume media that doubles your age.
No, but it gives you more space to maneuver.

>>941070223
Take off.

>>941070253
You truly have no soul.

>>941070280
You worship bugmen, you have no rights to say that.
Now take off.

sloppy but it works

and then.

>>941070253
Short names are lazy and simple. Relm, pfft. They didn't even spell it right.
When it good its good.
P9t calling the kettle black, Relm is from 1994 my dude. Nice prison movie there's a scene where he says he can eat 50 eggs, he does it.
Fair enough.

and then?

>>941070521
Based localizers westernizing a name from a franchise that has always targeted the west more than the east. Rirumu is a short and sweet name too anyways.
Yeah but I dont expect people to get references from that time. Should have referenced Malcom in the Middle for that matter then.

When Ball Lightning is created in a laboratory, or happened upon in nature, it will react to the intention of the observer. The closest analogy I can think of is the way a floater in your field of vision will react to the movement of your eyeball
Large ones sometimes move with inexplicable purpose. What intention they are reacting to isn't typically clear.

and then

>>941070757
What happens when there are multiple people looking.

>>941070757
can it be touched and stored to show it off at the next family dinner?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
..

>>941070757
>intention of the observer.
You've been thinking about since last night?
>>941069422
Wrong person right time.

>>941070757
>into aliens and paranormal

>>941071598
>into alcoholism and seething

so many posters sucked my dick this thread
literally bias proven

>>941071628
alcoholism is drinking once a week without physical dependence?

>so many people treated me like a human when I treated them like a human
ftfy

>>941071790
have i treated anyone not like a human yet? he was about to go into /x/ discussion

I fucking love avatar threads

>>941071493
loooong bun

>>941070820
It could be reasoned that the large ones move erratically because of a corresponding higher sensitivity to multiple persons.
>>941071092
You may be able to catch it in a bottle but it's risky.
>>941071493
I'm not sure I understand?

and then

waifu thread
0 waifu posters

>>941072062
Thats just an SCP dude, theres an SCP with that exact gimmick.
Anyways that makes no sense and its literally magic.

Mai waifu KAngel (Aka Super Ten-Chan!) is super cute! I love her <3333

fuck off y*no

>>941072062
what are the risks?

And then

>>941072263
she looks like the type desperate for attention

>>941072263
Hey! You play helldivers 2 right?

>>941072218
What? Really? Find the number right now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning
>>941072350
predictably enough, electrocution, followed by death.

>>941072409
She is a NEEDY STREAMER *bum dum tsss*

>>941072486
If my buds are playing it, yeah

>>941072062
Sounds very similar to scientific concepts like schrodinger's hamster.
>>941072059
Bunny the long way.

>>941072491
gn

>>941072548
You should add me bud. We should play sometime.

>>941072569
Oh, I guess I did talk about the observer effect didn't I. Didn't mean to tie it back, but yes, this may be that. Though its reactions to something as transcendent and opaque as "intentions"... differs considerably from the traditional understanding of the effect.

>>941072528
so I can have a real life hadouken
>>941072569
wait what

>>941072769
What platform are you on?

waifu thread?

>>941072863
Don't get close to orbs of electricity....
Hate, cry, die.
>>941072899
Bunny the looong way.
I made a couple wallets today, tired now and have to get up early.

>>941072910
PS5. What's your discord? I just noticed earth added me. How long was that sitting there? oof

>>941073208
enzer0

>>941073243
So you really just... huh

threads are bad and almost no one gives a shit about animus niggers and the unironic massive faggots posting here, i guess. i look at waifu threads on other boards a lot and they have next to none, if not none, of this same retardation going on, it's literally just people being autistic about the 2D they love. threads here don't have to stick 100% to that too, the small talk is fine even though that can just go back to the 6 million servers that already exist, but everything involving animusfaggotry needs to go either way

>>941073334
What about it? It's that simple

>>941072975
how many have you made?

>>941073356
If only it were always. Do you have suicide mission difficulty unlocked? I might hop on now.

>>941072899
I will catalog your attack as Incident LB14 and put you into custody at the Nishikawa site.
>>941072975
It reacts to your intentions, remember? If you intend to run away you may not get the chance.
Blood, flesh, concrete.

>>941073526
If there's a difficulty higher than Helldiver, then no

>>941073814
That's just the highest I can play on my own. There's actually Super helldiver and that's impossible without 4 elite citizens.

>>941074691
>>941074691
>>941074691