Thread 941027657

So I’m a young co pilot at a legacy American Airlines. I fly long haul flights. Im super asocial yet I im intriguing when socializing (im not like a stuttering retard, I’m mysterious). I hate traveling around the world and meeting new people. When I have to meet a new person or new colleague, I go into a panic, I can’t trust anyone. Also I’m scared if I get a heart attack or something health related, no one will try to help me. Also every crew I’ve flown with has talk behind my back because I don’t show up at their stupid diners. Most captains have said they didn’t like my “lack of respect for authority and procedure”. This isn’t official, but some insider guy told me I’m number 1 on the list for the person no pilot wants to fly with

You probably come off as a raging prick tbh

Well at least you got to see the world. I am damned to stay here forever.

Also why first and business class so damn expensive? Is a little bit more space really for a couple hours really that more expensive for the airline that they charge more than most luxury hotels?

>>941028097
I understand your frustration but it’s mostly bought out by companies that pay it for their employees. And if you book way in advanced with good timing, you can get business class at an amazing price. I’ll never travel economy in my life. I’d rather die than go through a humiliation ritual. I actually try to never travel unless I’m flying or driving

>>941027970
Im actually very calm

>>941028368
Well you can just buy your seat and the seat next to you in economy and its most likely still a lot cheaper than business/1st class.

>>941027657 (OP)
A pilot wanting to hurt people. You might have some guests coming over soon.

>>941027657 (OP)
>im intriguing
>I’m mysterious
I can tell you this, as someone who once thought the same thing. No, you're not. You're boring.

>>941028717
Who

>>941028368
>unless I’m flying or driving
As opposed to....? Train? Camel-back?

>>941028373
youre probably making faces, or your eyes are giving it away, idk

>>941028834
Probably right but I know for a fact I’m mysterious. Because people obssess over stupid things about me. Sort like in trump in 2016. Since I’m a bit weird and extremely private. People gossip about my shampoo for example or how I talk to people or how I walk. Whenever I talk people stop and listen. I am boring, you’re right but people who don’t know me don’t know that at first

>>941028928
>I’m mysterious.
If you think this, you're wrong. One thing you never hear mysterious or interesting people talk about is how mysterious or interesting they are.

>>941029009
Im not interesting but I know for a fact I am mysterious because I am insanely weird and asocial so people wonder a lot about me even if the truth is I’m boring. I also say weird shit that creep people out

>>941028928
I am similar. If you don't interact with normies they think you think you are better than them and they don't like that, and in a way its true I don't think there would be anything to gain by by talking with them because they got nothing interesting to say.
And when you don't share all your personal stuff with them they will start to fill up the gaps by themselves, and whatever they come up with is almost always negative.

>>941029084
Exactly this. This is why I feel so vulnerable because I know the normies are out to get me. I hate them so much they’re evil

>>941028928
>people obssess over stupid things about me
>People gossip about my
how do you know this, do they do it to your face? When people talk to you about your shampoo, it isn't gossip or obsession. They're trying to be friendly about something one wouldn't normally be so insecure and defensive or, as you put it, mysterious and intriguing.

>>941029398
No they talk amongst each other. Trust me, I’m so private and asocial even my family is like that. They try to understand how I think and am cause even they don’t know

>>941028928
>People gossip about my shampoo for example or how I talk to people or how I walk. Whenever I talk people stop and listen.

"Oh my god when do you think was the last time he used shampoo, last week? Oh shit here he comes lumbering by, he's gonna say some weird shit to Donna shhh shh shh hold up I wanna hear how much he fucks this up"

>>941029665
Lmao. I actually smell really nice. I’ve gotten compliments about my good smell

>>941029049
When a person shows interest in me(especially women) I also like to say creepy stuff that makes me sound like a psychkiller even though I am not like that at all. I mean I don't intentionally "like" saying creepy stuff but it just happens.
I think its a defense mechanism not to get people too close to me.

>>941027657 (OP)
The fuel cut off switch is in easy reach if you know what I mean, wink wink.

>>941029518
>No they talk amongst each other
but how do you know

>>941030157
Lmao I’ve contemplated this
>>941030163
Cause they whisper and when a girl tries to flirt with me they tell me what they say amongst each other

>>941027657 (OP)
It's because you are a pedophile.

>>941030325
?????

Op, try sucking the co-pilots dick and let real men fly why you land your face on their fly like a runway

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.
....

>>941030222
Trips acknowledged

I'm sure somebody from a three letter bureau is on their way to have a nice congratulatory chat with you.

if you really have considered that kind of shit you don't deserve to be entrusted with so many people's lives. Why not fly cargo or something?

>>941027657 (OP)
Wow... Such a good thing that there are no glowies in this board that certainly will not have a word with you soon.
Better end it all already OP, its more than clear that you are a sad seething bitch LMAO