Anonymous
10/12/2025, 6:22:06 PM
No.941047290
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What’s your honest opinion on clowns?
>No.
>We are not talking about clussy.
>Shut the hell up.
I’m talking about the actual nightmare fuel in facepaint that boomers somehow thought were funny. Like—seriously. Who looked at a grown-ass man in floppy shoes, honking his nose and throwing pies at children, and thought “haha, peak comedy”?
Everything about clowns screams "I was invented before human rights."
The makeup? Deranged.
The behavior? Mentally unwell.
The vibe? Somewhere between Chuck E. Cheese on meth and divorced uncle doing performance art for attention.
They are not funny. They have never been funny. Their only modern use is as horror movie monsters and ironic Halloween memes, and honestly? That’s probably still too much dignity for them.
If someone voluntarily becomes a clown in 2025, that’s a red flag bigger than a Soviet parade.
Change my mind.
(You won’t.)
>We are not talking about clussy.
>Shut the hell up.
I’m talking about the actual nightmare fuel in facepaint that boomers somehow thought were funny. Like—seriously. Who looked at a grown-ass man in floppy shoes, honking his nose and throwing pies at children, and thought “haha, peak comedy”?
Everything about clowns screams "I was invented before human rights."
The makeup? Deranged.
The behavior? Mentally unwell.
The vibe? Somewhere between Chuck E. Cheese on meth and divorced uncle doing performance art for attention.
They are not funny. They have never been funny. Their only modern use is as horror movie monsters and ironic Halloween memes, and honestly? That’s probably still too much dignity for them.
If someone voluntarily becomes a clown in 2025, that’s a red flag bigger than a Soviet parade.
Change my mind.
(You won’t.)