A story
>be me
>have weird friend
>he comes out one day while me and my other friends were lounging around at my house
>he has a long, oval-shaped thing protruding in his pocket
>"do you think something here is FISHY? har, har, har"
>he takes the thing out
>it's a giant fish
>unzips his pants
>impales the thing head-first on his cock
>starts fucking the fish
>i run to the bathroom and vomit in the toilet
>my other friends evacuate the living room
>i come back
>he stops thrusting, stands stiller than an atom in a -273c substance
>gripping the defiled fish with all his strength
>to the point that it was falling apart
>neck snaps to face me, smuggest look possible on his face
>"must've been the FISHY smell? HAR. HAR. HAR!"
>in the blink of an eye goes straight back to fucking the fuck out of the fish
>nuts inside it, it falls straight to the floor as a mess of torn apart raw fish and semen once he loosens his grip
>"somebody's gonna have to eat that, after all you need the omega 3! har har har har har har"
>walks away with a walk as confident as a god's
>his dick was still out
Our friendship ended that day.
>have weird friend
>he comes out one day while me and my other friends were lounging around at my house
>he has a long, oval-shaped thing protruding in his pocket
>"do you think something here is FISHY? har, har, har"
>he takes the thing out
>it's a giant fish
>unzips his pants
>impales the thing head-first on his cock
>starts fucking the fish
>i run to the bathroom and vomit in the toilet
>my other friends evacuate the living room
>i come back
>he stops thrusting, stands stiller than an atom in a -273c substance
>gripping the defiled fish with all his strength
>to the point that it was falling apart
>neck snaps to face me, smuggest look possible on his face
>"must've been the FISHY smell? HAR. HAR. HAR!"
>in the blink of an eye goes straight back to fucking the fuck out of the fish
>nuts inside it, it falls straight to the floor as a mess of torn apart raw fish and semen once he loosens his grip
>"somebody's gonna have to eat that, after all you need the omega 3! har har har har har har"
>walks away with a walk as confident as a god's
>his dick was still out
Our friendship ended that day.
