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Anonymous No.941052035 >>941052067 >>941052278 >>941052297 >>941052320 >>941052339 >>941052590 >>941052680 >>941052703
WWYD
What would you do to my wife?
Anonymous No.941052067 >>941052137
>>941052035 (OP)
Anonymous No.941052137
>>941052067
Anonymous No.941052278
>>941052035 (OP)
slice her face apart with a carpet cutter
Anonymous No.941052297
>>941052035 (OP)
throw a pool stick at her left breast so hard, causing nerve damage, and making that breast permanently sag
Anonymous No.941052320
>>941052035 (OP)
by her a vodka and cranberry, then douse her with gasoline and set her on fire right in front of you
Anonymous No.941052339
>>941052035 (OP)
take a pair of common household pliers, and rip her eyelids off
Anonymous No.941052364
Hammer one nail through each of her fingernails into a 2x4, chain the 2x4 to the back of my Jeep, and drag her ass down i-75
Anonymous No.941052386
put a hole in the top of her skull with a hammer
Anonymous No.941052399 >>941052439 >>941052561
Anonymous No.941052418
while giving her a back massage, paralyze her from the waist down with an aluminum baseball bat
Anonymous No.941052439
>>941052399
ugly bitch in her nasty fake tits
Anonymous No.941052472
use a hot glue gun without any glue sticks to seal her mouth shut forever, by burning her lips open and then cauterizing the two lips together forever
Anonymous No.941052493
kick sharpened number 2 pencils into her ears
Anonymous No.941052517
after removing her eyelids with a pair of pliers, start squeezing fresh lemon juice into her eyes
Anonymous No.941052561
>>941052399

two words:
I wouldsellhertoamexicancarteltobegangraped
Anonymous No.941052590
>>941052035 (OP)
I would make you watch as I sliced one of her jugular veins and let her bleed out on your kitchen floor
Anonymous No.941052680
>>941052035 (OP)
I would determine the lethal dose of capsaicin pepper spray
Anonymous No.941052703
>>941052035 (OP)
I would make her listen to Elvis Presley's first album, or at least the first 30 seconds of it before she finally passed out from being strangled