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Anonymous No.941057032 [Report] >>941058379 >>941063033 >>941064061
Tell me what I want to hear.
Anonymous No.941057404 [Report] >>941057598
Tasty treats in Andys rear
Anonymous No.941057598 [Report]
>>941057404
Never change, log bro
Anonymous No.941057794 [Report] >>941057953
Want to get married, raise chickens, and open a farm stand where we sell overpriced organic food products to tourists out in the country?
Anonymous No.941057953 [Report] >>941058074
>>941057794
Yes!
Anonymous No.941058074 [Report] >>941061882
>>941057953
Perfect, im so tired of living in the city and want to own a dog again.
What else do you want to do?
Back in an hour No.941058379 [Report] >>941061582 >>941061882
>>941057032 (OP)
Give me a hint of what you want to hear. I will be back in an hour and check. Maybe tell you exactly what you want, OP only.
Anonymous No.941061582 [Report]
>>941058379
Op unable to deliver?
Anonymous No.941061882 [Report] >>941062388 >>941062768 >>941063152
>>941058074
I don't know. I just want to feel loved again.

>>941058379
Sorry anon, I was eating.

I have a few things I LIKE to hear, but I'm ashamed to say that I like them.

You can say almost anything, I'll love to hear it, as long it is spicy and/or friendly.
Anonymous No.941062388 [Report] >>941062570
>>941061882
You should join the log Discord. There's billions of like-minded sliddas who'd love to befriend you.
Anonymous No.941062570 [Report]
>>941062388
Lol, thanks but no. I'm terrible with other people
Anonymous No.941062768 [Report] >>941062827
>>941061882
Youre cute, you make cute funny faces and look like a clean hygienic person.
I hope the best for you and hope you find someone that cares for you. Make sure to drink some water
Anonymous No.941062827 [Report] >>941063002
>>941062768
:) thank you

>"smooches you*
Anonymous No.941063002 [Report] >>941063206
>>941062827
Thank you.
Your jacket reminds me that I need to find my denim jacket, need to rock the canadian tuxedo once the weather gets colder.

Whats the plan now OP?
Anonymous No.941063033 [Report] >>941063097 >>941063206 >>941063525
>>941057032 (OP)
You ever drank a gallon of beer before and think, fuck this isn't working right? I should probably be getting hit in the head with a door in a bathroom by now by someone else that wants to use it. I think some of the drug use might have damaged my brain and god help me it's becoming unnaffordable to have an alcohol addiction.
Anonymous No.941063097 [Report]
>>941063033
same fagging but I got dubs so i mean like
Brain damage like alcohol tolerance, getting drunk shouldn't cost that much.
I don't think that kind of alcohol tolerence is normal.
Back in an hour No.941063152 [Report] >>941063421
>>941061882
>it is spicy and/or friendly.
Forget about the bondage you've likely been made afraid of. I think you would look lovely in black leather trim. I mean wrist and ankle cuffs, maybe a matching collar. Wrists clipped in a way you can release anytime you wish, if you wish.
This not as a punishment or abuse, but to be discovered. The pleasures that both pause and deepen your breath. Being touched in ways that both open and close your eyes. Map-making of what you most desire, enough to see your way back.
Anonymous No.941063206 [Report] >>941063371 >>941063715
>>941063002
>Whats the plan now OP?

No plans, just watching time pass.

>>941063033
I stopped drinking when I was like 19-20
Anonymous No.941063371 [Report] >>941063470
>>941063206
>I stopped drinking when I was like 19-20
well I didn't tell you want to hear then. I'll stop commenting in this thread.
Anonymous No.941063421 [Report] >>941063787
>>941063152
Okay, I loved this. But I have a question:

Why would you write that to me? I mean, why would your skill, intelligence and energy and creativity be used to serve me somehow?
Anonymous No.941063470 [Report] >>941063709
>>941063371
I don't like alcohol, but I like you being here. Keep commenting pls. Or leave.

You're free to do as you please, ok? :)
Anonymous No.941063525 [Report] >>941063709
>>941063033
I've never seen any of this shit, but I've heard about it. I'm not sure if I've seen any of this shit or not, but I'm sure I've heard about it.
Anonymous No.941063709 [Report]
>>941063470
>>941063525
uhhh okay? Thanks. Catch you later aligator
Anonymous No.941063715 [Report] >>941063783
>>941063206
I feel it, i just made dinner and finished laundry.
Can you fold my laundry? Ill wash the dishes.
Anonymous No.941063783 [Report] >>941064075
>>941063715
I don't know how to fold laundry. I can wash the dishes for you
Back in an hour No.941063787 [Report] >>941063931
>>941063421
Women seldom allow a man access as described. Many of them can't be trusted. We are all sexual beings, knowing how to please one another sexually is paramount. When this happens there is room made for so much more.
Anonymous No.941063931 [Report] >>941064581
>>941063787
Then eat my pussy
Anonymous No.941064061 [Report]
>>941057032 (OP)
>Tell me what I want to hear.
Marcia!
Marcia!
Marcia!
Anonymous No.941064075 [Report] >>941064208 >>941064346
>>941063783
OP please how do you not know how to fold laundry?
Okay if you wash the dishes then I can start cooking more elaborate meals. What foods do you NOT like or are allergic to?
Anonymous No.941064208 [Report] >>941064418
>>941064075
>What foods do you NOT like or are allergic to?

I'm not allergic to anything, as far as I know. I just don't like viscera and/or strong smell food.
Anonymous No.941064346 [Report] >>941064512
>>941064075
>OP please how do you not know how to fold laundry?
Dude you ever seen a clerk do that at max efficiency like fuck this place. You want this bitch to work at some end chain workshop that used slave labour or some shit? Is folding it the way they fold it going to maximize storage of your clothing or when you rotate it out? I mean I try to avoid a dirty hamper because everything else there is dirty too. You can't smell test it maybe abstestoes or something. You know at one time abestoes was considered I'm just gonna check out I didn't mean to ask weird questions or answer them
Anonymous No.941064418 [Report] >>941064755
>>941064208
So no seafood?
Okay I will make it easy and bake more foods then, maybe some kind of stir fry.
Are you one of those people that hates eating veggies?
Anonymous No.941064512 [Report]
>>941064346
Lmao wat.
Folding laundry makes things look orderly and not wrinkly. Its about keeping a bare minimum for appearances. Im not talking about folding things like a chinese slave or store employee either.
I just hate it because it feels like "work".
Back in an hour No.941064581 [Report] >>941064976
>>941063931
Well that is a given, like you've not been before, but your nipples can bring a fine orgasm too. Know when you are released, or release yourself (how would that go it wonder) you will be wanting to bruise the back of your throat.
Anonymous No.941064755 [Report] >>941065013
>>941064418
>Are you one of those people that hates eating veggies?

No, I love broccoli
Anonymous No.941064976 [Report] >>941065009 >>941065146
>>941064581
>you will be wanting to bruise the back of your throat.

Is it big?
Anonymous No.941065009 [Report] >>941065075
>>941064976
For you
Anonymous No.941065013 [Report] >>941065075
>>941064755
That works out actually, I buy 3-4 family sized bags of frozen broccoli every week for my meals.
Goes good with baked chicken and seasoned rice.
Okay OP besides washing dishes what other household chores can you do?
Anonymous No.941065075 [Report] >>941065309
>>941065009
Kek, wasn't expecting that

>>941065013
Only chore I know how to do is washing dishes.

Anything else, you'd have to teach me
Back in an hour No.941065146 [Report] >>941065872
>>941064976
Sometimes I am amazed, it has everything to do with level of arousal and of course partner participation, even the level of worship she garners. It is how you apply it too. I think you would drive me sufficient to deeply impress upon you!
Anonymous No.941065309 [Report]
>>941065075
Lol damn girl, easy enough.
I had to do the same with my ex-gf because she was used to her mom doing everything for her.
Anonymous No.941065872 [Report] >>941066309
>>941065146
I'm salivating rn
Anonymous No.941066040 [Report]
OP you are a cum bucket

you will find joy getting gangbanged
Back in an hour No.941066309 [Report] >>941066773
>>941065872
Well it has taken me a long while to learn how to give a wiling participant a cycle of orgasms, you will be creamy with a fine wet finish about you! I will proudly keep your panties standing stiff with our dried cum on the dresser, until your return!
Anonymous No.941066773 [Report] >>941067013
>>941066309
>until your return!

Id never leave
Back in an hour No.941067013 [Report]
>>941066773
Well let's shower, cuddle a bit and sleep tight for awhile. We will do it again!
Anonymous No.941068644 [Report]
I can't believe this thread is still up. Where's OP?