Thread 941058742

this was hot in the 40s

This was hot in the 60s

>>941058742 (OP)
This was hot in 2024

>>941058742 (OP)
This was hot in 1959

>>941058742 (OP)
so was this

>>941058937
Audrey Hepburn was definitely hot

>>941058937
looks like a tranny.

that's 60s btw

>>941058937
Ariana grande could play Audrey Hepburn easily

This was hot at Cory's house warming party.

>>941058973
italians aren't white.

>>941058966
>looks like a tranny

wow you project your homosexuality onto everything, don't you?

Have you ever contemplated the fact that maybe if you didn't make it so obvious, nobody would know you're a cocksucking pole smoking faggot?

and this was hot in the 50s

>>941059005
and neither are you

all humans have base negro DNA

meaning you are a mutated negro

>>941059035
you will nevre be whit e shitalian

This was hot from Georgia to Tennessee, 410 miles

I know, because I was the one driving the car

>>941059031
Still is. Any pics of her minge?

>>941058973
Sorry I don't see it at all.

>>941058742 (OP)
All the way from South Georgia to Memphis

deepthroat for 9 hours

>>941059124

I don't give a flying fuck what you see or don't see

Don't feel obligated to keep me updated on all of your inabilities

This was hot back at 3:15 this afternoon

>>941059124
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>941059123
closest i got

This is still considered quite hot

and this was hot in the 70s

This was room temperature when it started but it's subsequently become a Hot as shit

I showed my father-in-law the video of our child being born and he loved it.

for some reason, his whole attitude changed when I showed him the video of the conception

>>941059163
Oh sorry, let me put it this way: Ariana is a mongrel dog face whore in comparison and your desperate taste in women sucks ass.

>>941059360

I never said I thought Ariana grande was hot

You guys are always trying to put words in my mouth

AGAIN, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT:

Ariana grande could easily play the role of Audrey Hepburn in a movie... we all know make up and camera angles are used to enhance the similarities

I never said she was a replica

I said she could easily play her in a movie

AND I USED TO GET PAID A LOT OF MONEY BY WARNER BROTHERS FOR MY CREATIVE OPINIONS...

SO IF ANYBODY CREATES A THREAT ABOUT FLIPPING HAMBURGERS, YOU CAN CHIME IN AND ADD YOUR SAGELY ADVICE

But until you see a McDonald's hamburger thread, you can shut the fuck up

>>941059360

(also, If you only realized the things my penis has seen, you would literally put a gun in your mouth right now because even if you fucked 799 women tonight, you STILL couldn't compete with me)

>>941058742 (OP)
This was hot in 1998

This was hot in a thread last night

This will always be hot

smokin' hot

oops my bad

I meant to say smoking meth

this was hot when I was tripping on LSD

>>941059691
lmmfao

hahahaha nice

>>941058742 (OP)
This was hot in a really bad neighborhood on the other side of town

this is hot rn

>>941058742 (OP)
This was hot when I was a kid.

>>941059789
I had that same thing when I was a kid. I've still got the box up in my attic but all the other parts were eventually eaten by flies and worms and other insects

This was hot between 1:27 p.m. and 2:05 p.m. on March 24th of last year

this was hot on a gooning thread a while ago

This was hot...

trust me it was hot as fuck...
The one on the left was my teenage wife
Jets mom

we were at a rave and the other blonde chick came walking up rolling on ecstasy and asked Anji If they could fuck

so Anji took care of her, while all of us ravers stood there and watched with the badass music playing as a soundtrack

IT WAS HOT AS FUCK

You think this was hot? You should have seen the Cadillac filled with pigs and chickens

Ich bin nicht schlau genug, um Englisch zu lernen, aber das war meiner Meinung nach verdammt heiß

this was hot in the...... I don't think this was ever hot

I used to think babies were hot until I found one under my seat on the subway train

>>941060117
dude I disagree

It just started becoming extremely hot from where I'm standing

My father was a drill instructor in the Marines, and he was also one of the funniest most outgoing personable gregarious hilarious and likable guys you never meet

And he could beat your ass down into the ground relentlessly he was a fucking beast

He was dangerous as shit

my mother modeled the first two-piece swimsuit before it was even called a bikini

she was a model in New York and at the age of 16 she got sent to the garment district to model the first two-piece swimsuit for the purchasers

an extremely cool likable and dangerous motherfucker and his clairvoyant wife

what could go wrong? Right

HOT

>>941060256
That man in the photo?

when we were kids we watched him BEAT MEN UNCONSCIOUS several times

over the most insignificant of slights

He was NOT the one you wanted to fuck with I assure you

speaking of hot, I fucked the shit out of my brother's girlfriend

sorry...
shit happens

>>941060361
notice the Elvis poster behind my brother's head

what can I say? Sarah thought I was HOT

I saw a chick that was so hot I accidentally bit through my own lips

which was even hotter

This was hot back in 1943

this was hot in 2025

>>941058742 (OP)
You know what I thought was REALLY hot?..

My wife wearing sunglasses to work for an entire week after I gave her a black eye

and the hot part was she didn't have any sunglasses, so I went to the convenience store and bald a pair of those stupid ugly redneck wrap around glasses that only white trash dudes wear

HOT

this was hot back in syndication

>>941058742 (OP)

I'm just kidding by the way....

I stole the sunglasses. I didn't buy them

You think I'm going to spend 6 bucks on that stupid bitch? wow

>>941060679
i don't know what happened to society in the 40's that made this look like the most natural thing in the world.

nowadays you can't even imagine how strange this would look

>>941060762
Lee Meriwether will always be hot

oops I meant Lee Marvin

>>941059481
Always the same drivel with you, when will you get bored of this larp?

HOT

>>941059031
>>941059206
nta but here's another

>>941060890

lol The funniest part is you not believing it

YOU'RE THE PUNCHLINE

Don't you understand, dumbass?
The fact that you don't believe it
IS THE PUNCHLINE, DUMB DUMB

picrel: HOT

>>941058742 (OP)
Hey man, I am a super old fag and everything I know about women I learned by watching the Donna Reed show.

>>941060913

to be honest with you I never was a big fan of Betty Page. I mean I understand the context, and the era

But she wasn't pretty

>>941060937
Kyleen's looking good since she was acquitted

>>941060952
smelly feets

>>941060952

So you still think using Vaseline, apple cider vinegar and Clorox bleach is an effective douche?

>>941060855
eartha kitt grew on me over time

two words: HOT
.............faggot

>>941061003

Eartha Kitt was not physically attractive

BUT SHE WAS SUPER FUCKING HOT!!

You don't have to be pretty to be hot
EARTHA KITT WAS COOL AS FUCK!!!

her life story is actually quite fascinating
she was a fucking lightning bolten
she was a real fucking firecracker

she was hot as fuck

SPEAKING OF BEING HOT WITHOUT BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE

(at least not to me)

Grace Jones was a lot like Eartha Kitt
totally weird
TOTALLY HERSELF

TOTALLY FUCKING ORIGINAL

she was so creative and weird and unique

in the middle of this brief clip, look at the facial expression she makes

It only lasts for one millisecond

But it shows you
SHE'S IN COMPLETE CONTROL

she's on top of her fucking game

HOT.... But not in the traditional sense

https://youtube.com/shorts/hodZL1d3Dy8?si=Xrl05A89ZOd1HW3J

seriously. Right in the middle of this brief clip she does a real fast facial expression that tells the interviewer I'M IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS INTERVIEW

>>941058742 (OP)

LET'S JUST BE HONEST HERE, OKAY?...

ELVIS PRESLEY WAS PROBABLY THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN RACE

More handsome than any man
More pretty than any woman

HE WAS SO GODDAMN HOT!!!!

https://youtu.be/-69L_0f2en4?si=M1Kc0ZjUAq1u4p9M

Show me a man more handsome than young Elvis

Show me a woman prettier than young Elvis

forgive me if I don't hold my breath

>>941061038
i'm not familiar with the term 'panty drop' - what is it and how did it originate?

>>941061235
true, hotness comes down to attitude as much as physical beauty

pic related

>>941058742 (OP)

I'm really glad you created this thread

things were going kind of slow and then
*triumphant horns play Royalty Entrance Fanfare in the background*

TADA!!!.................... HOTNESS

>>941061504

In fact, it's the attitude that's 90% of it

The exterior your shell is an awesome icing on the cake

But if they don't have a hot attitude, nobody wants a slice of that fucking cake

>>941061481

I used to freebase with ether

That's before the CIA introduced crack

But once the CIA had performed their magic, I had to teach several people how to do STRAIGHT DROP

with baking soda

That was a long long time ago. Cocaine was my least favorite drug of all

I thought it was probably the stupidest drug, second only to alcohol

>>941061504

is that Madonna?

I'm friends with Bob Merlis
He and his partner Liz literally invented Madonna

they're the ones who came up with the entire package, the clothing and the image and all of that

That was Bob Merlis, a friend of mine

>>941061655
yes, she wasn't always the bogged nightmare that she is today

Bob used to be the head of Warner Brothers recording division, but he was summarily shown the door after some bullshit that had nothing to do with him

You know how they do that shit

He became the scapegoat

But he was happy, because he finally had a chance to be free of Warner Brothers and he started MERLIS FOR HIRE™

He's an absolute fucking genius

>>941059228
that's just an office chair
doesn't even know what a gaming chair looks like

>>941061741

here's an interesting side note that you might find worthwhile:

Madonna was born on August 16th

Elvis died on August 16th

and Bob Merlis told me "Johnny, did you know Madonna actually thinks Elvis Presley's Ghost possessed her body and was using her as a vehicle for fame?"

And I told Bob, " I completely believe it because so did Bon Jovi, and several other rock stars"

I also knew ira sokoloff, the guy who literally invented concert merchandising (The t-shirts and the posters and all that merchandise shit they sell it concerts)

ira owned a company called GREAT SOUTHERN

He was also bon Jovi's manager for a while

ira told me "You know, bon Jovi was absolutely convinced Elvis had possessed his body and was using him as some kind of vehicle for fame"

there's actually several famous rock stars who had that belief

they literally LITERALLY believed Elvis had entered dim somehow and was using them because he loved being up on the stage

I swear to God that's 100% true

>>941061837

I've never played a video game in my life, little boy

You wouldn't catch me dead playing a video game because I'm a heterosexual

But I know for a fact YOU'VE PLAYED LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES

................ sassy pants

I don't give a fuck if it's an office chair
I don't give a fuck if it's a folding chair
I don't give a fuck if it's an upside down paint bucket you sad sack of shit

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, LITTLE BOY

This is the adults table

"gaming chair is a blanket metaphor that covers the entire mindset, you stupid fucking piece of shit"

by the way I'll be selling autographs after the show

>>941061741
I use speech to text and it's slaughtering my words today so forgive me

If I was sitting at a computer every word would be spelled perfectly I promise

>>941062040
no worries, I just thought it was slop

also, this was hot back when the internet started

>>941058742 (OP)

You know what I thought was super hot?

Jets mother
Not necessarily the way she looked

HER ATTITUDE
she wasn't afraid of Jack fucking shit

One time I was with her and somebody was trying their best to insult the fuck out of her

And she was fully capable of beating the fuck out of big guys and she was just a tiny little 90 lb girl

So I just sat back and watched, I expected her to break the motherfuckers nose. I didn't feel any need to insert myself into it like some kind of 'protector', because she didn't need any protecting

So this guy was insulting her
sing all kinds of really mean shit
really really really mean shit

and Anji smiled and said
"I can live with that"

AND HE GOT SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

HAHAHAHAHA
THAT PISSED HIM OFF SO BAD !!!!

It was so simple. So understated
But it hurt him worse than a broken nose

"I can live with that"

>>941062095

yep I used to date a girl named Jill who was real into the FASHION STATEMENT of contrived fake BDSM bullshit

she wasn't actually into BDSM at all
It was just a trend
cheap fad

they used to have those nightclubs where everybody would dress up in black plastic and go on stage and pretend to spank each other

Jill always wanted to go to THE CHAMBER or MASQUERADE dressed in her stupid black plastic shit

I was not even vaguely interested I would stand there on the sideline and just let her do her thing she'd go on stage and pretend to get spanked

IT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING SHIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN

all fake.. all style and no substance

So I would take her home and fuck her in the ass like the piece of shit that she was

we did that for 8 years

And I have a confession to make:

after watching how mad that guy became when she said "I can live with that", I've been using that line ever since

But it's never been quite as effective as that time she said it

THAT MOTHERFUCKER TURNED PURPLE!! HE WAS SO FUCKING PISSED!!

That's not the reaction he was expecting

....................... HOT.................... ...

hot or not?

>>941062471
I give it a six. Only a certain kinda pervert will wanna goon to that

I think piercings are hot

>>941062572

I wouldn't have even given it a one

But thank you for being so generous

totally not hot

>>941058850
it would have been more impressive as a political statement if he could have consumed snodgrass and waddled his little legs to a lil 13:27 for 5 kilometers, but by all means jerry can yourself if you want to.

>>941058850
literally chosen your battles and fuck off with this shit

>>941058742 (OP)
Understandable. But consider this: the way """men""" obsess over whether a woman is trans or not, they'd obsess over whether or not that woman was part-colored.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

This was hot in the 1910s.

This was hot in the 1960's

this used to be hot once upon a time. Now she's a little bit.....haggard

>>941061404
Sounds pretty gay. I'm gonna start calling you sassypants