Thread 941063004

They can have different consistencies

>>941063004 (OP)
For me, it's the cream

>>941063004 (OP)

there you are!! I've been looking for you!!

YOU GOT MY SISTER EATING POOP

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS

>>941063004 (OP)
Each log crafted with love and care

>>941063004 (OP)

she's just a kid... she had hopes and dreams

AND NOW SHE'S ASKING ME IF I CAN DEFECATE INTO A PLASTIC PITCHER FOR HER!!!

DAMN YOU!!!!

bad maybe news hopefully not

I've been having really bad chest pains for the past 2 days

I've been trying to put it out of my mind hoping it would stop but it's still happening so maybe tomorrow I have to call the cardiologist

FUCK!!

honestly I don't care if I die or not I'm definitely not afraid of it

Not at all I'm not afraid at all

In many ways I welcome it

I just wasn't looking forward to having it happen this week or anything

But I'm not afraid of dying at all

Like I said, just look at what's happening. look at the world. I welcome it

death would be a gift. So I wouldn't have to continue watching the downward spiral

This place is going to be weird without me

you'll still be here

And I want you guys to fucking MAKE THEM MISERABLE AS FUCK

they don't realize what pieces of shit they actually are. they pat themselves on the back and convince themselves that they are good people

THEY AREN'T

MAKE THEM UNHAPPY FOR ME PLEASE

when I suddenly disappear from here, you'll know what happened

turn up the volume for me
honor me by
CRANKING UP THEIR MISERY TO 100

dead serious

throw a little party for me when it happens

INCREASE THE MISERY CONFUSION AND FRUSTRATION TENFOLD FOR ME PLEASE

The internet is what's making them unhappy

RUIN THEIR EXPERIENCE
you'll be doing them a big favor

MAKE THEM HATE THIS PLACE

fuck them

It's weird how I'm so much cooler than my son

I just don't think he's been around long enough to realize how much he hates humans

I'm having serious chest pains right now I'm going to take a Xanax and lay down

be well

>>941063004 (OP)
Dreamy!

This is the dawning of the end of America

The end of America

America

A - mer - i - ca

https://voca.ro/1aSwjduDfyjx

okay house is locked up I'm going to lay down I'm not feeling so hot right now all the sudden

>>941063004 (OP)

FUN FACT:

Do you know the little divot above your lip in the middle? The divot between your lip and your nose?

That's called the FILTRUM

Have you ever seen the old black and white movies were people were about to sneeze and they would hold their finger up under their nose?

That's because there's a nerve behind your philtrum, and if you take the tip of your finger and press right into your filter, IT WILL PREVENT AN UPCOMING SNEEZE

try it next time you feel a sneeze coming on Just poke your finger right into that divot between your lip and your nose

and suddenly no more sneeze you'll see

And perhaps even more exciting:

next time you have an itch, instead of scratching it, simply touch it with the tip of your finger

and the itch will go away You don't need to scratch it

Just touch it

later tonight I'm going to create a thread about VEGUS NERVE

It's going to be fucking fascinating I promise

you'll see

God damn it I'm not paying attention

VAGUS*
My bad

pronounced just like Las Vegas

It's responsible for just about everything

I'll create a thread about it later

>>941063004 (OP)
What can, Andy? What can have different consistencies?

God damn It feels like a fucking sharpened pencil being jagged into my chest right now God damn it man God fucking damn it

>>941063956
Call 911

>>941064248
nope

nope no way not tonight
I took a 1 mg alprazolam and my blood pressure medicine and my heart medicine and I'm laying down

GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT TO FEED THE STRAY CATS TODAY!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MAN!!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT GOD DAMN IT FUCK

oh well. they'll just have to go one day without food

they went without food the entire time I was in the hospital so I suppose it'll be okay

I don't need any more stress right now I just want to go to sleep

before I crash I know there's a lot of guys out there who prefer being alone without a life companion. And then there's a lot of guys out there who simply had no choice but to get used to it.

And I know one man who enjoys eating feces who has seen both sides of the coin

I spent my entire life complaining to my friends "God damn it I just wish I had one year to myself without a woman on my arm"

The grass is always greener, right?

well for whatever it's worth

when I woke up in the hospital after the heart attack, having her sitting right there next to me when my eyes opened MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME

IT MEANT EVERYTHING........

And I promise each and every one of you are going to have your moments as well

It might not be waking up on ketamine and fentanyl after a massive heart attack and dying and then being electrocuted back to life again

But you're going to have your moments

And you're going to want somebody sitting next to you when you wake up.

And that's all I'm going to say

Have a good night gentlemen
GIVE THEM HELL

One last gem:

This will seem counterintuitive but it's true

HOW TO KEEP THEM FOREVER:

every 45 days slip in a very subtle hint that you're prepared to leave them at any minute.

always let them know that you are considering leaving them

That's how you keep them forever. Good night

And when I find the guy that got my little sister eating her feces I'm going to beat you with an inch of your life

>>941063241
Prrrrrrrt! I just farted a little nugget for ya there.

>>941063004 (OP)
Can i have a mushy brone

>>941064686
You should still talk to your doctor.

His poopy goopy goopy

>>941063004 (OP)
I can smell them

>>941063004 (OP)
I love the Poop Drink!

POOP IN MY MOUTH

>>941063004 (OP)
>different consistencies

>>941073223
I want Andy DENNIS beirsack to fire that loose mess like birdshot done my throt

>>941073311
Hot

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
..

kys uhhhhhh nump

>>941081363
STOP IT!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!! I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allow me to bump the only 3 logposts at the moment

>>941081454
Thanks, bro. I appreciate all the help I can get. I'm just one guy, after all.

>>941081619
you're welcome mate

bump i guess

gotta bump the log post