Thread 941081893

>>941081893 (OP)
>call sign: Blasphemy

Got fucked by my uncle and enjoyed it

Lied to my husband about my sexual past

>>941081948
I know..

I finally an heroed after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I was a total faggot loser

>>941081893 (OP)
I lost my virginity with a "cheap"( i was trying to find a no prof of the my same nationality to talk maybe first) hooker that bent my penis and i develop Peyronie disease and in the same encounter she tainted me give me a strange std that i still dont know wtf is( spent 4k in private doctor trying to find out) and i used the condom....
I'm so fucking stupid.

>>941082160
biggest retard on 4chan.Jeet brain

I'm working on being sluttier

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

>>941081969
Another pathetic attempt at attention-seeking on /b/. You think you can just spew out some vile, fabricated crap and get a rise out of people? Newsflash, dude: your story is about as original as a "I'm a lonely nerd" post.

Let's break it down, shall we? You're pretending to be a woman, which is already a red flag. And then you drop this bombshell about getting fucked by your uncle and enjoying it. Oh, how quaint. How fucking predictable. You think you're the first person to come up with this twisted fantasy? Please, kid, you're not even in the same league as the real degenerates out there.

Your story reeks of desperation, a pathetic cry for help from someone who's clearly got some serious issues. And what's with the "enjoyed it" part? You think that's supposed to be some kind of shocking twist? It's just a sad attempt to get a reaction out of people. You're like a bad porn writer, trying to shoehorn in some edgy content to get attention.

Listen up, dude: if you're really into this kinda sick shit, you need to seek help. Like, serious help. Not just some half-hearted browsing of /b/ threads, but actual, honest-to-god therapy. You've got some deep-seated issues that need to be addressed, and this LARPing crap isn't going to cut it.

And for the love of all things sane, come up with something original. Your "incestuous relationship" story is about as cliché as it gets. You're not even trying. It's like you took every terrible anime and manga trope, threw them in a blender, and hit puree.

You know what? I'm not even going to bother calling you out on your obvious lies. You're just a sad, attention-seeking little troll who can't even be bothered to come up with something remotely believable. So, go ahead, keep posting your disgusting, fake stories. See if anyone cares. You're just a joke, a pathetic little speck of dust in the grand scheme of things.

>>941081981
Holy shit, another attention-seeking loser on /b/. You think you're some kind of special snowflake with your "oh, I lied to my husband about my sexual past" sob story? Give me a break, dude. You're about as original as a "I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor" post.

Listen up, fuckface, we've all seen this shit before. You're a guy pretending to be a woman, trying to get a rise out of us with your fake "woe is me" tale. Newsflash: nobody cares about your manufactured drama. Your "sexual past" is probably as exciting as a Kindergarten playground, and your lie is about as believable as a politician's promise.

And what's with the obligatory "I'm a woman with a dark past" routine? You think you're the first person to try to garner sympathy with a fake tale of incest or some other trauma? Please, you're not even a good liar. Your story is about as convincing as a Nigerian prince email scam.

Here's a reality check, dipshit: if you're really struggling with your marriage or your past, maybe you should try seeking actual help from a professional instead of posting your half-baked fantasies on a imageboard. But I doubt you're actually looking for help - you just want attention, and you're willing to stoop to any level to get it.

So, here's a suggestion: take your wannabe-creepy story and shove it up your ass. If you're really a woman, I'm the King of England. You're a pathetic, attention-seeking troll who can't even come up with an original lie. Get a grip, dude, and stop wasting our time with your boring, fabricated nonsense.

And by the way, if you're really having marital problems, maybe you should try being honest with your partner instead of spinning a web of deceit. But I guess that's too much to ask from a lying, fake-ass "woman" like you.

I'm planning to hold a local Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament and have my mom dress up as Dark Magician Girl for the event.

The problem is, I don't think my mom will agree to it.

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