Thread 941087480

Which whores, bitches, and sluts would you bang if you had time travel and the chance to get your dick wet? I bet young Stevie Nicks pussy would make you see God

TFW 4chan posting cuz you wont get to fuck your celeb. Stupid bot nigger, they hate you and hope you die. Feel bad about your shitty memes too.

>>941087505
bro chill it's just a thread

Madonna in college

>>941087577
good shit

I would go back in time before I was born and rob a bank. Go forward and invest all the money in the Apple start up stock. Go forward and collect the millions of dollars made. Go back and kill Judd Nelson. Then pay the millions to John Hughes to cast me in Judd's part. Sniff Molly's panties.

>>941087577
fuck yeah, I'd fuck all the hairy pussied ones

Sherilyn Fenn was incredible in her heyday

Erika Eleniak would be my first choice

Hillary Clinton. She looks like a straight up art ho freak.

>>941088030
>>941087900
Good choices

>>941087556
you bitch dumbo fuck you pay me

Dolly would be taking it up the ass nightly

>>941088030
Which film?

>>941089709
i'd pack her grand ol' opry

liv tyler

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
.

>>941088466
saw something where someone compared a young hc to sydney sweeny and I can't unsee it

>>941089831
Two Moon Junction

>>941089954
Need to hear her grunting in that sweet southern accent

pre-surgery anita dark

Late-90s Raylene

Anyone pictured on this cover

>>941093464
i pick green day

>>941093477
You don't want to be spit roasted by Gang Starr?

>>941089709
>>941092026
ass pounding and titty fucking every night.

>Need to hear her grunting in that sweet southern accent

fucking yes

>>941089106
Nothing compares... to her.

>>941093464
I kept my copy.

>>941094469
nice. those pages starting to stick together yet?

>>941095791
love that fire crotch

Selena Quintanilla she had a fat ass

>>941096881
fucking good choice

Natalie Wood

These two.

>>941087900
Patrician tastes.
To this day, I have wondered what Judd smelled under that desk.
She's a very close second to my choice, which is 1985 Helena Bonham Carter

>>941087480 (OP)
in a heat beat

>>941087480 (OP)
evidently she was getting passed around so much that she was given a stockpile of chlamydia and gonarhea meds

That said, Linda Ronstadt was a notorious ho and I'd still love to go back and fuck her.

Lynda Carter, too

And Little Darlings era Tatum Oneal

Audrey Hepburn. That woman was absolutely stunning and I wouldn't have ever pulled out of her tight little body

>>941098114
lovely

>>941097421
Excellent choice.

90's Winona is on my list.

Nineteen year old Christina Hendricks

>>941098258
the best would be if i could go back and fuck my mom when i was a teen, but even if i could, i wouldn't, because it would be weird and i would hate myself for it.

>>941098258
I bet she was rider in bed she looks like she would be

Meow

>>941098500
make her live up to her last name

ngl, Evelyn Nesbit.

>>941094503
Naw, I fire my loads directly into the can.

pre-code Clara Bow

pre code Myrna Loy

>>941097821
I would enjoy her dirty talking with that slightly shrill impeded voice she has. "Oohhh, I'm gwona suck that cawk dry and swawwow awl your hawt cum", "fiww that tight pussy uwp".

>>941100016
Holy fucking cringe

>>941099705
Joan Blondell said Myrna had the best tits she had ever seen and that Myrna used to walk around set tpless just to show off.

Brooke Shields

>>941092085
That's one more than usually

>>941101536
fuckin right

>>941101599
>>941101859
both Lisas were amazing

>>941088466
By any reasonable standard, she is ugly. A 2/10 on a good day. And she is most definitely NOT sexy . . . if anything, the opposite. There is something truly wrong with you that you find that attractive. She has a round fat face, is a 4 eyes, moppy dull hair, no tits, swollen feet and kanckles, looks like she smells and doesn't bathe with any care for personal hygiene, and is homely and looks like she wants to yell at you and everybody else nonstop because she is never happy with anything.

I am not a Republican, fyi, and she is before my time, but honestly there is truly something wrong with you. Even her daughter is outright hideous.

>>941101934
such a cutie

>>941102877
cant disagree tbh and im a lib
and honestly, as 1st ladies go, she was about the worst in all history and accomplished the least with all her plans failing yet outspent everybody
she couldnt even admit it was ok for bill to get a blowjob from an intern and knew he was getting nothing at home because she was always crusty as fuck
imagine being married to that witch and having to put up with her
disgusting human being

>>941102842
True on both accounts

>>941102958
>Nipples and bush

>>941103060
absolutely love those tits. them bouncing up and down as shes walking up to vader in the beginning of a new hope s so good

>>941103102
hell yes brother

>>941103189
Even an alien creature can't compete with them

>>941103503
haha they certainly cant

>>941103189
There are no bras in a galaxy far away

>>941103644
haha, thankfully not. you just know those nipples are so hard rubbing against the fabric of her robe

>>941097421
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood

>>941102877
After Barbara Bush and "Mommy" Reagan, all of us were like, "Fuck yes! a Hottie 1st lady"

You must be thinking of "running for president 68 year old Hillary," because she was solid 5 or 6 in 1992, occasionally even reaching 7 level

>>941103040
You are a retard. How did she "outspent everybody" when Clinton was the last President to balance the Budget and the only one in the last 55 years 1st ladies never do anything. They have pet projects like decorating for christmas or promoting preschool literacy or whatever.

Also, no "lib" ever says "I am a lib" That is what 75 year old grandpas call anyone who that Fox doesn't like.

Go back to Russia Ivan.

>>941104564
prime

>>941101719
definitely

>>941098258
im liking the pit hair

>>941108533
kelly was such a fuck toy

>>941087480 (OP)
i would travel back to 1978 and get a blowjob from janis joplin

in a heartbeat...fuck her so good that she'd never end up with that toad that fed her the pills

>>941109472
Oh great call

>>941106528
To believe Chad groomed and married that....

>>941087480 (OP)
i'd go fuck jesus in the ass
or eve in her pussy

Lea Thompson

>>941087480 (OP)
Peter Weller in-costume, circa 1986. Apparently he was smashing ass on-set on the regular, and I’ve got the weirdest boner for RoboCop.

Doesn’t matter who’s on top. I’ll get a kick out of it either way.

>>941112663
Was he smashing male or female ass?

>>941093464
Everyone pictured on that cover.

>>941112778
Female, I assume. Not sure how that’s relevant.

>>941113018
Just curious, thought maybe he was gay or bisexual and I didn't know about it until now

>>941113097
Oh, I’m female and gay, but we’ve all got exceptions.

>>941101599
fucking this^^
it wasn't just the stunning body and face, her plummy british accent sent me diamonds as well
such a shame that bald fat prick banned her from making films

>>941113253
Didn't she have a bush flash in some movie before she married him?

>>941101859
not even close to lebrock

>>941111638
thats a fantastic ass

>>941112370
hell yes

>>941113300
think I only saw her in woman in red and weird science
long time ago now

>>941113342
Lea Thompson was the peak of 1980s babes

>>941113752
she really was. nice and petite too. that peek of ass and tit is just perfect.

>>941109472
Ashes spread in the Pacific Ocean don't give blowjobs.

>>941114532
late married with children christina applegate was peak

I mean, I’d fuck her now

>>941114907
this

>>941115130
howard you lucky bastard. this view is absolute perfection

>>941115153
It's a crime she ruined those perfect puffy nipples with awful bolt-ons.

>>941115303
I enjoy them still, but the ones before were definitely better

>>941098570
Everclear "One Hit Wonder"

Virginia Bell is an easy number one for me

>>941115571
whew mama i need those tiddies in my mouth

>>941087480 (OP)
Charlize Theron
Aeon Flux

Sally Field

Gio Scotti in her prime

>>941115637
Did she ever show her tits?

>>941115635
would slide my tongue up and down those thighs

>>941115637
dude i was just about to post her haha. that ass is absolutely adorable.

>>941115617
They’re perfect

>>941115809
hell yesss. nice thick nipples too.

>>941099598
Before, after, or during her infamous gangbang with the entire USC Trojans?

>>941115637
isn't she still hot for her current age or is that someone else?

>>941092026

dolly isnt from the real south shes from tennessee thats appalachia. shes a hillbilly.

Heather Locklear

>>941117461
yes

>>941116070
It's like Christmas. Thank you, kind sir.

>>941115571
>>941115617
Now that you mention it; Rosina Revelle is on my list. I would gladly time travel to postwar Britain to get a taste of those.

Lynda Carter

>>941117848
most definitely. would suck her dry.

i'd break the never stick your dick in crazy rule for her

>>941119046
eh, give me Melissa auf der Mauer

>>941116301
Probably thinking of Sally Field who was still pretty hot at like, 70 (but that was almost a decade ago now). Sally is around the same age and still looks okay, but Susan was specifically cast as a GILF in more than one project.

>>941119046
Marcy

>>941119649
Peg, Kelly, and Marcy were all hotties

I’d buttfuck each one in their rooms

>>941117848
Great nipples on her

>>941121410
begging to get sucked

>>941098936
>>941099019
and marry

Hellen O'Connell

Louise Brooks

>>941097421
came here to post her

Howabout a threesome with Phoebe Cates & Jennifer Jason Leigh?

Lea

>>941113145
So... you want him in as the robocop, correct?

>>941125402
Hell, i’d be glad to just watch

>>941125857
Yeah. I was zooted out of my mind when I first saw it and kept thinking he looked like a muscle mommy with his wide hips and full lips. That machine does things to me.

Night court

>>941128340
I wish she had gotten nude at least once during her career

>>941128340
I would go back to the 70s and just keep getting laid with hot chicks. I would keep going back and forth and just keep having sex with hot chicks. I would go back and forth between the 70s and 80s.

young Kate Bush. Mad as a sack of badgers, as beautiful and fragile as cut crystal.

>>941087480 (OP)
Kayla Krofta
Chelsea Dagger
Shelly Tennyson
Kate Nash
Lana Del Rey
Matthew Mc
Connaughey
Amy Pond
Brad Pitt
Daphne from Scooby Doo

>>941129115
these days she would have been called kate shaved or kate waxed

JLH in her prime

>>941087577
Skank, has always been one

>>941088466
She stinks like a mofo. Everyone around her says this from over the years.

>>941089559
Still would, she's still hot af.

>>941101719
ew

>>941087480 (OP)
Leah Thompson
Melissa Joan Hart
Natalie Portman
Olivia Hussey

>>941098500
S1 of stranger things she's still a smokeshow.

>>941087900
I always found the dark haired girl more attractive.

>>941112370
Kindred spirit

>>941118555
Seeing her in The Boys makes me afraid to enter a long-term relationship with any woman. If she goblins out then what chance do normal women have?

>>941125457
What an awful picture of her.

>>941115091
God, yes!

3some with 9-10yo Olsen twins

>>941132638
big milf feet

>>941132713
that's a very interesting question. i'd say the first one is a tie between marilyn manson and lana del rey. they're both very pretty women who have done a lot of work to make themselves look like whores.

>>941087900
Bitch has to buy toothpaste by the bucket.

>>941087480 (OP)
wee

>>941133373
i'd have to go back and kill hitler. or at least get him to stop

>>941092085
Niggers: 1 (You)

>>941135636
Dangerously based

>>941101719
My hermaphrodite yogurt

>>941087480 (OP)
Barbara Carrera

>>941129418
What is she was Kate Trimmed?

Sexiest Dr Who assistant?
(caught in flagrante with a dalek)

>>941140269
The lucky dalek

Evelyn Ankers

kerri hosking

>>941106528
I mean she'd still get it a hundred times over but yeah this was peak

>>941140269
Nicola Bryant for me

I've always wanted to go back in time and fuck Joan of Arc.

Lisa Eilbacher. Can't even be fucked to find a decent pic

>>941087480 (OP)
For me, it's Lee Miller

>>941087577
she's such an old hag that b&w photos of her exist lmao

How about current-day Jenna Haze?

>>941087480 (OP)
i'd go back and have sex with my grandma as a teen. i was too much of a pussy to do anything with her when she was alive

>>941151577
Post picks or nobody gives a fuck

>>941111861
Yeah, and then she dumped him and fucked off to slut around because she's a huge alcoholic. That pic though, just want to pick her up and take her away.

>>941151702
i enjoy paying her to talk dirty while she watches me stroke my cock and blast a load, always hot af