Thread 941087862

no seriously. what the actual f***.
be me, 33, NEET, live in mom’s basement (duh), still a virgin (obviously), and i’ve come to terms with that. but lately i’ve been spiraling because i started measuring my dick again for the first time since like 2017 and... it’s smaller. like actually smaller. not even joking.

soft? literal acorn. not even funny, like i laughed once and then cried.
hard? MAYBE 3.2 inches on a good day with ideal lighting, perfect temp, and at least 3 days of nofap. if i’m dehydrated or it’s cold? it turtles so far in i might as well identify as a fing ken doll.
i've seen bigger clits in shemale threads. yes i watch traps. no i’m not gay. don’t fing ask.
and I know it's not genes because I accidentally saw my dad's dick and he's average. God just fucking hates me. Should I rope?

I'd cum on it. It's cute. Learn to love yourself.

I'd also let you put it in this. So it's not like you can't get a nice fat ass or something lmao.

>>941087862 (OP)
ANSWER:
because you're Caucasian

You've got some of the smallest penises on earth, second only to Asians

>>941087952
>>941087998
sit on my face so I can eat that booty first and i'll consider it

>>941087862 (OP)
You are fat.
Lose weight with exercise.
You have not developed a human’s skeletal muscle mass yet.

>>941088173
Good boy. I'd bounce on that tongue until I'm completely lubed with your drool. <3

>>941087862 (OP)
small dick is fun. id happily play with it.
being a fat fuck neet? disgusting. do something

>>941087862 (OP)
Damn, that sucks anon. I’m glad I have a monster dick

>>941088462
nnnghhhh call me good boy again i'll do whatever you like

bro literally nobody is over going to let you fuck them. your penis is like non functional as a penis mister.

youd have btter luck wearing a lil chastity cage and asking girls to beat the shit out of you...

Hope this helps.

>>941088864
Shhh…lay back and let mommy ride that face and drag her fat balls up and down it~

Suuuuch a good boy.

>>941088564
I'm 26 and still a virgin, I also live at home. I'm also a NEET. I'm on here so I'm a nerd. I'm in college and I'm getting a degree in computer science.

>>941089845
That sucks anon. But at least you’re in college trying to improve yourself and set a goal. That’s good. Here’s my morning wood today

>>941087862 (OP)
My gf thinks small ones are cute. She'll let you put it here.

bumo

>>941087862 (OP)
>3.2 inches on a good day
Are you measuring from your fat pad or bone pressed?

>>941092866
the bone, always the bone which makes it worse

>>941087862 (OP)
Why are they always white

>>941087862 (OP)
Can you pull the foreskin back all the way? It looks tight.

>>941087862 (OP)
when you say "NEET" do you mean you actually don't do anything all day long that could help with self improvement in any way? there's a couple good comments in here, but you have to come out of your neet shell and WANT to do things to better yourself
im guessing you know this though, but then whats stopping you?

>>941093639
that's about as far as it goes

>>941089674
Nice balls.

>>941093798
With your skin pulled back a bit, your dick looks similar to mine.