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Anonymous No.941091720 >>941091898 >>941092186 >>941092546 >>941093876 >>941093973 >>941094676 >>941095575
I got no idea why but when I take a shit and stand up afterwards off of the toilet the circulation in both of my lega gets cut of and I have to wait a bit for them to restore. What could it be, /b/?
Anonymous No.941091898
>>941091720 (OP)
I'm gonna have to take a look.
Take a picture of you're* ass, but write "#2 Cherry Brown Fan" on it so that I know its* you.
I've been fooled before...
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. ' Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
Anonymous No.941092186 >>941092427
>>941091720 (OP)
Because you sit for too long with your arms rested on your legs just before your knees and fucking off on your phone.
Anonymous No.941092427
>>941092186
Fair 'nuff.
Anonymous No.941092546 >>941092798
>>941091720 (OP)
how tall are you and how many hours does a shit take?
Anonymous No.941092798 >>941094666
>>941092546
6'2", it takes less than 20 seconds.
Anonymous No.941093876
>>941091720 (OP)
Anonymous No.941093973
>>941091720 (OP)
High blood pressure

See a doctor quickly if you want to keep your kidneys
Anonymous No.941094666 >>941095625
>>941092798
>I shit in under half a minute
that's fucking unusual, you got some weird shit going on in your body. maybe some weird blood pressure drop after evacuating your body cavities so fucking fast?
Anonymous No.941094676 >>941095525
>>941091720 (OP)

The answer is clear to see. You have stage four AIDS. There's really nothing to do but start writing our will.
Anonymous No.941095525
>>941094676
YOUR will, dammit
Anonymous No.941095575
>>941091720 (OP)
Stop leaning so hard with your forearms on your legs while you text on the toilet.

You're cutting off the circulation to your legs.
Anonymous No.941095625 >>941095660 >>941096645
>>941094666
Not really. If you count the time you actually shit its like 30-50 seconds.
Anonymous No.941095660
>>941095625
Most of the time usually it can take like 15-50
Anonymous No.941096645
>>941095625
its like 5-15 minutes start to finish with me depending on how badly I've eaten, always has been