>>941094771
I've told this story many times before, but it's worth repeating, because it speaks volumes:
probably 4 years ago now... My wife and I took a walk through our neighborhood in the historic district, a beautiful spring day, walking a couple blocks to the park down the street.
two young men were walking down the sidewalk in our direction, away from the park. as they got closer, I assumed they're probably around 21 years old... maybe 22 tops...
And as we all for passed each other on the sidewalk, I said, "hey. how ya' doin?"
AND THEY BOTH FREAKED OUT!!!!
THEY FROZE
they literally STOPPED WALKING and stood there looking terrified
they looked at each other, as if to ask, "uh oh He said hello. what do we do now?!! '
SO FUCKING AWKWARD
they quite literally didn't know how to handle a neighbor saying "hey. how ya' doin today?"
BUT THEY SURE AS FUCK MASTERED CHEAT CODES....
THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION OF YOUNG ADULT MALES IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND
So fucking inept they can't even handle a simple "HELLO"