Thread 941096497

Non-Americans, what's the most American thing you've ever done?

I went to Disney World and ate at Denny's every night.

>>941096497 (OP)
Shoplifting. Don't FUCK with the professional White shoplifter community or we WILL shoot/strangle you dead. Your family too since even if they catch us they can only send us to the gas chamber once no matter how many people, "go missing".

>>941096497 (OP)
>be me, American for whole life
>never been to Disney world or land
>been boycotting Denny's my whole life because parents wouldn't go there since it was called "Sambo's" and had a tar baby mascot and now I just know better than to eat that shit.

>>941097196
Do you at least own a firearm?

>>941096497 (OP)
In my early years, I drove around aimlessly, just for fun, wasting gas and polluting the environment.

And now, 30 years later, I'm becoming overweight.

>>941097276
fuck yes.
Not going into too much detail here, but some highlights:

>My Great Granpa's WW1 revolver
>Grandpa's Korea .45
>Granpa's .410 varmint shotgun
>14" 12 guage
>other assorts

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>>941097998
Checks out.

I fucked a fat chick

>>941099720
Doesn't count. Fat chicks need to be fucked everywhere.

>>941096497 (OP)
IDK, probably ate a charcuterie tray straight from the refrigerator

It wasn't really my fault though. It was a new, high end restaurant and a beautiful day. We made reservations for the patio and walked around the park and then the shopping district until 3:45, which was our slotted time. I was starving from the long walk and we ordered sparkling water and rose (which came out super cold, also) and then ordered a charcuterie with edam, camembert, emmentaller, tellegio Iberico, serrano, figs, apricots, and boar sausage with "house made crustini"

The charcuterie was clearly pre-made and came straight out of the refrigerator, but I was so famished I dove in.

So yeah - eating cold charcuterie is the most American thing I ever did, and I am ashamed.

>>941102489
That's OK. NA people don't get the high-end cold cuts.