Thread 941107884

Anyone know how I get laid with this thing without resorting to roofies? I got any shot with the ladies, or is it time to jerk off and eventually rope when I get too lonely?

>>941107884 (OP)
Get it caged and stay permalocked

>>941107884 (OP)
troon out

>>941107884 (OP)
At this point just become a girl Dosnt make that big of a difference and you probably get more coochy as one

>>941108150
>>941108397

yeah… I think about that too sometimes, but then I always stop myself. because let’s be real—if I was a girl, I’d probably still be weird and awkward and kind of ugly. I wouldn’t be the kind of girl people think of when they say “cute.” I’d just be me, but with more reasons to feel out of place. so I try not to think about it too much.

>>941107884 (OP)
Bro just fucking get on gear hit the gym and lose the weight and if that's not enough then work hard and get a phalloplasty...
Then at least you will be stronk fit healthy and bigger dicked all that will help your head and ego.... It will come together but only if you want to do the work.

>>941107884 (OP)
i tried to ask you some actual serious questions in a previous thread you made along side some anons making some good points and you skipped over all them entirely then went straight for the humiliation attention
im lead to believe that you are here for the humiliation and not any real advice or conversation

>>941107884 (OP)
How do I shrink mine to be as small as yours?

>>941107884 (OP)
lose 150 pounds, move to thailand.

>>941107924
This

>>941107884 (OP)
>>941108826
lemme lick it like a clit you fat bitch (respectfully)
n0 h0m0 th0

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
....

>>941107884 (OP)
your small cock isn't keeping you from getting laid
most of the time, a woman has already decided to sleep with you when she finds out the size of your cock
>>941108826
>I’d probably still be weird and awkward and kind of ugly
see, even you know that
so do the best with what you have
lose weight, get /fit/, get your teeth fixed if they need fixing, take care of your grooming and hygiene, and work on your social skills
aim low, there are weird and awkward women out there, too
i used to work with one, in her late 20s, single, probably autistic, very quiet, and most guys probably wouldn't have found her attractive, but i thought she was cute-ish
i asked her out, and at the end of our first date, she admitted that she was a virgin because nobody had ever asked her out and she couldn't read social cues to know if a guy liked her
i told her that it was okay and just flat out said that if she was too nervous or unsure about having sex, we didn't have to right away and i'd still go out with her, but that i'd tap that ass right there if she wanted (i phrased it more politely, obviously)
turns out she was desperate for dick, and loved my smaller than average cock
not like she had anything to compare it to

>>941107884 (OP)
Its a teenie weenie!

>>941107884 (OP)
you just have to be super proud of it. youre literally in a world with lesbians bro
so just smile laugh and brag about it. youll get more women than you can imagine

>>941111670
you can't get laid with this thing. at most you'll get laid once by some random chick who's never seen a game before, and even then you'll have to do all the legwork.

real question for OP is where the fuck are your balls? That sack looks tight and nearly empty.

Plus you're being a pussy beta.

>>941112262
Buried in the fat.

>>941107884 (OP)
beat me in a cock fight and i will answer all your questions! cute little cock btw

>>941112492
Cute cock

>>941107884 (OP)
How big are the loads out of that thing?

>>941113728
more of a dribble unless i've had a few days of no nut, tbh

>>941107884 (OP)
Get your suspensory ligament cut— it’ll make your dick bigger with no major side effects.

>>941112492
i don't believe it. post moar

Idk, mines huge thankfully

>>941113784
Too bad. At least you didn’t get part of your dick cut off.

>>941112775
thanks! its yours for the day if i receive a 30 minute back rub lol
>>941113914
i try not to be rude and post more a once in other anons threads

>>941111449
> your small cock isn't keeping you from getting laid
most of the time, a woman has already decided to sleep with you when she finds out the size of your cock

this. i got a small dick & im no dime but it doesn’t stop me.

>>941113826
yeah no thanks i'm not mutilating my cock

>>941107884 (OP)
if you were a bottom those tits and that cock would be a bonus

>>941107884 (OP)
Lose as much weight as possible.

>>941112492
cute cock, you bottom?

I guess you can always use ur hands or give a girl oral sex

>>941117168
thank you, you mean like let a phallic object rail my butt until i have an earthquake like orgasm while not even being hard? that sounds disgusting...ly amazing, why would ever do that? (:

>>941107884 (OP)
Lose some weight and get a boyfriend who pounds your ass. You don't need to be attracted to him since it doesn't matter if your dick is hard. You're not having sex with that thing so anal is your only option.

>>941107884 (OP)
I don't if this is real post.
But recently I discovered what causes those small dick's on fat young dudes.

It appears that the world government or Jews I don't know who. Is placing the same drugs used to sterilize immantes on prison, they are randomly placing it on some food, I don't know if it's McDonald's or some other goyslop food. Super processed n shit. This will cause gonnadal to stop working at optionals levels to produce testosterone. Bellow <200ng of testosterone. A lot of dudes , young dudes are getting fat because the estrogenic over dominance in bloodstream due to the plastic and contaminated water n shit. This will cause their pipi to go mini due to the lack of testosterone. Best advice I can give to those young fellas will be. Do some blood works and see if your testosterone is low, if it is low go to testosterone replacement therapy, also to prevent that synthetic testosterone to be converted into estrogen again, go fasting until you lose all that fat, if you refill your testosterone, your brain and body will start working again. With fasting you will burn fat faster. Getting of the fat will enable you to avoid estrogen conversion and it will optimize the effect of testosterone on your pipi that will go to normal size again.
Unfortunately only recently I discovered this. Passing to share knowledge. If you're rich try to get reverse osmosis water filter and only drink water from there.
Godspeed to you all.
Don't lose hope
We are at a spiritual war.

>>941118928
but i'm straight...

isnt it crazy that the average 13yo boy can rail a woman harder than you

>>941107884 (OP)
Ask the right questions and you'll receive the right answer.


It's the same as any other social skill, it's a matter of practice