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Anonymous No.941113929 >>941114123 >>941114181 >>941114217 >>941114289
Eternal Goddess Hunger Games
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
Kicking off (so far as I can tell) with a new code: DANK HUNGER GAMES, get *excited*!
Kuroko No.941113981
Kuroko
Anonymous No.941113985
Diavolo
Anonymous No.941114037
Duane
Anonymous No.941114105
HG's shitposting illuminati
Anonymous No.941114123
>>941113929 (OP)
Blaidd
Anonymous No.941114131
Alpha1918
Anonymous No.941114140
UNSC Soldier
Anonymous No.941114144 >>941114487
Sunshine
Anonymous No.941114151
Sonic.exe
Anonymous No.941114159
Ensign Ledo
Anonymous No.941114175 >>941114487
Manhattan Cafe
Anonymous No.941114179
Black Knight
Anonymous No.941114181 >>941114311
>>941113929 (OP)
Lenny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z6b-0EScew
Anonymous No.941114184 >>941114487 >>941114875
Asagi Asagiri
Anonymous No.941114186
Akemi Homura
Anonymous No.941114217 >>941114487
>>941113929 (OP)
Sanae
Anonymous No.941114289
>>941113929 (OP)
Sunny
Anonymous No.941114311
>>941114181
You know something? he *did* say "well" a lot!
Anonymous No.941114487 >>941114548 >>941114795
>>941114144
COUNCILFAG
>>941114175
CLARENT
>>941114184
TAIGA
>>941114217
LEECH
Ban them please
Anonymous No.941114548 >>941114713
>>941114487
From what, citoyen? /trash/ drama's not really an issue in these parts.

Let's have your sames, as many as you like as quickly as you're able to post 'em! Seven (7) should do it.
>I
Anonymous No.941114579
These two idiots
Anonymous No.941114587
Blood Asp
Anonymous No.941114606 >>941114631
Dr.Euthanasia
Anonymous No.941114631
>>941114606
Jesus, someone means business...
Anonymous No.941114638
Gabriel Tenma White
Anonymous No.941114640
Rice Shower
Anonymous No.941114713 >>941114757
>>941114548
Moss.
(Same/filler. Swap out if needed.)
Anonymous No.941114728
Loli
Anonymous No.941114754
Ruriko
Anonymous No.941114756
Horny AF Huntress Wizard
Anonymous No.941114757
>>941114713
Thanks, Moss. Barring some wild freak of chance I think we can safely say you're in.
>I
Anonymous No.941114794
And we're there, cutoff!
Anonymous No.941114795
>>941114487
You should redpill people here about them.
Anonymous No.941114875
>>941114184
Ready to blackmail your way into power, Taiga?
Anonymous No.941114891
Fuck
Anonymous No.941115003 >>941115132
Harley Quinn
Anonymous No.941115132 >>941115174 >>941115436
>>941115003
Adding you and resimming, Harles. It won't take long; this new code's an absolute farrago of slaughter and games don't run to many slides.
Anonymous No.941115174
>>941115132
>farrago
Never ever heard that word before. Wild that /b/ is the place I learn it
Anonymous No.941115436 >>941115904
>>941115132
Eee :)
Thanks Ing :3
Anonymous No.941115475 >>941115544 >>941115565 >>941115576 >>941115594 >>941115596 >>941115600 >>941115607 >>941115627 >>941115649 >>941115668 >>941115900 >>941116276
Finally...How are we looking?
Anonymous No.941115544
>>941115475
Yellow.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Anonymous No.941115565
>>941115475
Let's get - D A N K -
Anonymous No.941115576 >>941115927
>>941115475
GUO FUO FUO! Prepare your soul to witness the terror of a hell beyond your imagination!
Anonymous No.941115578 >>941115909
Barely made it. Lets do it
Anonymous No.941115594
>>941115475
I don't even know...
Anonymous No.941115596
>>941115475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCxVSZMhX7o
Let's start this dance.
>Even better, the soldier had a partner!
Anonymous No.941115600 >>941115927
>>941115475
Looks like an impending victory for Moriya shrine!

Now.. to check the portents..

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.941115607
>>941115475
Looks like a game
Anonymous No.941115627 >>941116177 >>941116244
>>941115475
Is that a solicitor next to me?
Anonymous No.941115649 >>941116177 >>941116244
>>941115475
Onward! Ready lass?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.941115668 >>941115756 >>941116244
>>941115475
Like some dank :)
I'm wondering what this code is gonna look like :3
Anonymous No.941115756 >>941116063 >>941116244
>>941115668
It's got like 12,000 normal day events and over 100 arena events iirc
Anonymous No.941115900 >>941116244
>>941115475
Anonymous No.941115904 >>941115968 >>941115978 >>941115997 >>941115999 >>941116035 >>941116058 >>941116063 >>941116063 >>941116104 >>941116125 >>941116155 >>941116168 >>941116177
>>941115436
Less thankin'; more shankin'.
...
I'll see myself out.

Alpha's covered quite some distance before a quick check clarifies that it's gas station coffee.

Can you even eat those, Blaidd?

It's a best friend's job to throw himself between you and enemy fire, UNSC.

Frankly, Sunshine, I'd do the same thing.

Sanae, carrying a much-mauled and dented helmet, knocks timidly on the Knight family's door.

Believe in the Ingrid who believes in you, Lenny.

(Meanwhile Ingrid will believe in Gabriel, who despite what would seem all logic managed to trap one of the only tributes who scares her.)

SANJO!
Anonymous No.941115909 >>941115999
>>941115578
Anonymous No.941115927 >>941116125 >>941116177
>>941115576
Woah, you're a big guy!
>Wait, what was that about Hell!?

>>941115600
Heh, you sure about that kid?
Anonymous No.941115968
>>941115904
This podium is MINE, do you understand that!?
Anonymous No.941115978
>>941115904
I'll just keep my knife...
Anonymous No.941115997
>>941115904
Far, far away from this circus.
Anonymous No.941115999
>>941115904
Meat~
>>941115909
>indeed
Anonymous No.941116035
>>941115904
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw3y1LoUybI
Anonymous No.941116058
>>941115904
Someday I'll be the roughest and toughest varmint in the North, too.
Anonymous No.941116063 >>941116447
>>941115756
Damn, that's a lot :3 >>941115904 the events look pretty funny so far
>>941115904
Right.. self defense..
Anonymous No.941116104
>>941115904
Well, this should be interesting show.
Anonymous No.941116125 >>941116332
>>941115927
How observant of you!
>Only 9 feet and 8 inches!
I'll try and spare you for last out of respect for starting out in the same group, but I won't make any promises!
>>941115904
What do I care about a tiny weapon?
Anonymous No.941116155
>>941115904
Anonymous No.941116168
>>941115904
I go back to my namesake and the curse comes back... instantly
Anonymous No.941116177 >>941116332 >>941116398 >>941116584
>>941115649
Eh.. It seems the spirits and the gods are quiet.. this ones up to us it seems.

>>941115627
>A prospective follower.
The answer to all your life's woes are within reach, a short pilgrimage to Moriya will bring great fortune.

>>941115927
>An uncertain expression crosses her face.
Reading fortunes isn't exact! You know this could actually be a great sign?
>Totally not a cope.

>>941115904
I persevere!
>Confidence is rising
Anonymous No.941116244 >>941116312 >>941116317 >>941116329 >>941116332 >>941116338 >>941116352 >>941116398 >>941116448 >>941116584 >>941116685
>>941115756
I'm astonished it should even exist, if I'm at all honest.

>>941115668
Like multiple agonising puncture wounds, I'm sorry to say.

>>941115900
Calling bullshit on your event, Alpha.

>>941115649
This is an improvement, yes?

>>941115627
Is it *bollocks*. No hawkers, canvassers or solicitors in *my* Dank Hunger Games!

If looks could maim, Sonic, the one you're now getting from Cafe would have sent you home in a basket.

Sunshine becomes the first (and to date the only) person to exult over ridiculous ATM fees.

>"Hey Lenny, lost a boot?"/"No, you assholes, I *found* one."

You're a wizard now, Sunny!
(No seriously, even your *snot's* magic.)
Anonymous No.941116276 >>941116333
>>941115475
loli hater
Anonymous No.941116312
>>941116244
Anonymous No.941116317
>>941116244
Not the first time a clown has fallen for my trap
Anonymous No.941116329 >>941116398
>>941116244
Deserved after what he did.
Anonymous No.941116332 >>941116685 >>941116720
>>941116125
Thanks, I try...
>Damn, Sunshine easily towered over him head and shoulders, the nameless soldier shooting him a cocky grin in turn.
Yeah? Same goes for you hotshot. See you out there on the field!
>Off he goes!

>>941116177
Chin up junior, we've got plenty of targets to aim at. There's something you can practice your magic and what have you with.
>This entire combat Arena was a DANK free-fire zone!

>>941116244
Hey you're a doctor, you can fix yourself right?
Anonymous No.941116333 >>941116377
>>941116276
Cry about it Gina.
Anonymous No.941116338 >>941116398 >>941117025
>>941116244
WHOEVER AGREED TO THE STACKABLE RULESET, I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU!
>It was her.
>She has 100+ cards.
>Draw 4 is a bitch.
Anonymous No.941116352 >>941117025
>>941116244
What do you mean I fall for a net in the bloodbath?
Anonymous No.941116377 >>941116418
>>941116333
Im not Gina
Anonymous No.941116398 >>941116647 >>941116685 >>941117025
>>941116177
I've been swayed by these promises too often. I grow tired of them, honestly.
>>941116244
Stupid color.
>>941116329
Congratulations.
>>941116338
Just do the thing and you won't draw that many cards.
Anonymous No.941116418
>>941116377
Like anyone cares when you don't post your ava.
Anonymous No.941116447
>>941116063
I had a skim through and a lot of them are the same but with slightly different wording. If there's an event where Player1 grabs a bag, you better believe there are others where they grab a suitcase, a backpack and a cardboard box, too
Anonymous No.941116448 >>941116505
>>941116244
Even if it was a few seconds, that was still scary
My acrophobia...
Anonymous No.941116505 >>941116655
>>941116448
What the fuck is acrophobia? Are you afraid of acrobats?
Anonymous No.941116582 >>941116647 >>941116655 >>941116663 >>941116701 >>941116720 >>941116772 >>941116799 >>941116812 >>941116951 >>941117127
I give it ten (10) minutes at most until Ruriko's back in a state of complete exposure to the elements.

Never played The Last of Us but I'll take on faith that any and all pegging scenes are strictly DLC.

Gabriel promptly places Duane between Blaidd and Sonic.

Competitively speaking, Ledo, I think you've got this.

It gives me no pleasure to advise, Blood Asp, that you are a "gh3y fagot" or that you smell like "designated street".

Asagi goes quietly but inexorably about her business and should not be underestimated.

Unfortunately the giant slice is all but completely covered with a writhing carpet of maggots. The good doctor was hungry until he saw it.
Anonymous No.941116584
>>941116177
Good or bad, I cannot be for certain.

>>941116244
I suppose so... better than being covered in rust and blood... that combination is torture to the nose..
Anonymous No.941116647 >>941116799
>>941116398
IF THEY DIDN'T KEEP SWAPPING COLORS AROUND EVERY NANOSECOND, I'D GET THERE!
>LUK: [error: integer underflow]
>>941116582
..."Git gud..."
>. . . . .
...Tch, yeah, ok, sure...stupidpieceof...
>Cope, seethe, note it down.
Anonymous No.941116655 >>941116951 >>941117382
>>941116505
Fear of heights
Sorry I just sounded too smart there
>>941116582
I don't even have a cape...
Anonymous No.941116663 >>941117382
>>941116582
I'm getting some
Anonymous No.941116685 >>941116772 >>941116799
>>941116244
Ah.. a sudden display of affection.. how do I put this..? You're not my type.

>>941116332
>Perhaps the warrior is right.
If it is to be up to us, we shall give it our all.

>>941116398
Surely this time will be different, all things are possible. I shall lend you my support in your quest.
Anonymous No.941116701
>>941116582
I don't really care for these kinds of things, but she looks like the type who can't help herself.
Anonymous No.941116720 >>941117200 >>941117382
>>941116332
Good luck!
>Human optimism sure is amusing. But he knows better than to mock, he's seen some of that INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT first-hand!
>>941116582
>Sunshine has a house!? I thought he was a Homeless Chojin!
Anonymous No.941116772 >>941117127 >>941117382
>>941116582
Yo, I think you're cool and all but we just met!

>>941116685
That's the ticket. Keep your powder dry out there.
Anonymous No.941116799 >>941116914 >>941117091 >>941117127
>>941116582
You're missing someone.
>>941116647
You don't have a single card to play after those Stops? I think your brain went to your arms. How're you carrying all of those?
>>941116685
Hollow words, yet I'm not dissuaded. Why is that?
Anonymous No.941116812
>>941116582
What is she doing...?
Oi, anyone can understand why that little child over there is writing down our names...?
Anonymous No.941116914 >>941117221
>>941116799
My best guess is that it would imply you and I are shipped together.
Anonymous No.941116951 >>941117144
>>941116655
That's a pretty gay way of saying "fear of heights."
>>941116582
>...make a complex shipping art of...
This has happened more than once in HG. It will probably happen again.
Anonymous No.941117025 >>941117091 >>941117127 >>941117144 >>941117155 >>941117200 >>941117205 >>941117215 >>941117221 >>941117258
>>941116352
I can only assume, Diavolo, that you chose the wrong moment to indulge your sensitive side and lean down to sniff the flowers.

>>941116338
Kick the table over and pull your piece! Or settle it less showily like Rice Shower here >>941116398.

Jesus, Sanae, the kid's dancing as hard (and as campily) as he can.

I'm right now wondering if UNSC fitness requirements might not be in need of an overhaul.

Everyone loves Lenny.

You just know if you slap her back she'll resort to showy crying, Ledo.

Sunny attracts a number of suspicious sideways glances.
Anonymous No.941117091 >>941117221
>>941116799
...I manage.
"Like a lobotomy patient."
γ€ŒQUIT SELLING, PLEASE~!」
>"No reverse or stops? That's craaaaaaaaazy. Me personally, I'd kill one of them."
>Four souls for 25 cards!
Shut up, all of you.
>>941117025
>Hey! The note works!
GAS, GAS, GAS!
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!
Anonymous No.941117127 >>941117200 >>941117221
>>941116772
>>941116582
I think I'd rather not as well, lets have this comradery remain platonic and for our mutual benefit in this arena.

>>941116799
>A troubled mysterious woman, this is certainly incident worthy
It's my duty to lend aid where possible.

>>941117025
Both are quite brilliant regardless.
Anonymous No.941117144 >>941117205
>>941116951
Maybe I shouldn't bring this up again
>>941117025
Huh? I don't think this is my kind of music
Anonymous No.941117155
>>941117025
Strange little girl, but I reckon she has stories to share. Let me share them to all!
>[He can write. But he can't read.]
Anonymous No.941117200 >>941117500
>>941116720
>And he'll see more of it today with this humble boot. Or die trying! HOOAH!!!

>>941117025
Hey, Cs get degrees, and I got the equivalent of a B here. It's good enough dammit!
>Nobody tell his drill sergeant though, the man would yell at him for getting second like this.

>>941117127
Agreed. 'Sides, I know better than to get into a fling while on deployment.
>What a straight shooter.
Anonymous No.941117205 >>941117539 >>941117742
>>941117025
It's fine. Flowers are nice, at least this time I'm just in a net.
>>941117144
I get it. "Bring up" like acrophobia. Funny.
Anonymous No.941117215 >>941117459 >>941117742
>>941117025
Did I not even place?
Anonymous No.941117221 >>941117441 >>941117454 >>941117500 >>941117742
>>941116914
I wonder why that is.
>>941117025
With coffee? If you insist.
>>941117091
Look, giving you one is off the table. Just tell me what color you need to offload and I'll try to make it stick.
>>941117127
In what way?
Anonymous No.941117258 >>941117459 >>941117742
>>941117025
What can I say? I'm just no good with swimming!
>He's made of sand, sue him!
Anonymous No.941117382 >>941117441 >>941117454 >>941117459 >>941117500 >>941117539 >>941117555 >>941117569 >>941117588 >>941117669 >>941117941 >>941118218
>>941116663
A dozen consecutive life sentences?

>>941116655
The code seems determined that you should be a twee little child wizard, Sunny. As such you'll wear that cape and like it.
No, wait, you were sorted into Hufflepuff.

>>941116720
Blaidd particularly likes to be picked up and rocked, Sunshine. He also enjoys a story.

>>941116772
Ehrm...don't ask don't tell?


Dance, Homura Akemi! Dance like you mean it! DANCE LIKE YOU WANT TO WIN!

It's an awful event made more awful by their numbers but Ieavened somewhat by Sanae's contemptuous laughter at the Illuminati's determination to frame Ledo for it.
Anonymous No.941117441 >>941117588
>>941117221
Umamusume are fairly public figures, so I can understand why people "ship" us together. I get shipped with Tachyon even though all she does is try to experiment on me.

>>941117382
You'll have to leave your room if you want to do that.
Anonymous No.941117454 >>941117588 >>941118218
>>941117221
"Who got you, chat?"
γ€ŒRed or die.」
>"Red."
"Red, for the motherland!"
...Red, please.
>>941117382
Rice, this is the best character in AT, I swear to all that is holy let me have SOME pussy, PLEASE!
Anonymous No.941117459 >>941117669
>>941117215
In our hearts miss.
>What a wiseass.

>>941117258
I hear you on that bro.
>You also try swimming with armor and nearly a hundred pounds of kit on!

>>941117382
I'm keeping my lips shut, that's for sure.
>Including what he did here with that wedding dress!
Anonymous No.941117500 >>941117588 >>941117834
>>941117200
A respectable stance and one befitting your station. It would be unbecoming of a shrine maiden to do so even in more tolerable circumstances.

>>941117221
>With a confident smile and stars in her eyes.
through the miracles of Moriya of course. Anything is possible given enough time and effort.

>>941117382
Anonymous No.941117530
i forgot what gina avatar was and yes they used a few but one was consistent. it was a male i think and i saw a few posts i found them to be pretty cool and not afraid of anything
Anonymous No.941117539 >>941118116
>>941117205
Yeah... with so many ups and downs, I'll just wait for my downfall
>>941117382
A grenade won't be enough to stop me and my knife!
Anonymous No.941117555
>>941117382
>Even miracles have their limits however.
Anonymous No.941117569
>>941117382
I'm sure you can handle a hug from the sand Golem, human. Have fun.
Anonymous No.941117588 >>941117784 >>941117912 >>941118116 >>941118156
>>941117382
Dance the pain away.
>>941117441
It's got to be the hair, isn't it?
>>941117454
I would help you out, but a Reverse was played. You'll have to bear with me and hope they don't change it. It's another Draw 4 for Red now.
>>941117500
A change of fate?
Anonymous No.941117669 >>941117834 >>941118116
>>941117459
>At least you don't weigh 1.1 tons! He's gotta do the hippo thing where he's just running along the bottom of the water and jumping so that he sees up on the surface!
>>941117382
Do I look cuddly!? I'm made of nothing but straight lines!
Anonymous No.941117742 >>941117784 >>941117791 >>941117834 >>941117859 >>941117860 >>941117878 >>941117905 >>941117912 >>941117997
>>941117215
I like to think you walked unhurriedly behind the others with a look of patrician disdain on your face.

>>941117205
You're not definitely dead and with your captor gone it's not as though you're short on the time it'll take to free yourself either.

>>941117258
Your fine laconic delivery's more than enough to make Shower involuntarily lower her ears.

>>941117221
Thankfully, Homura, you have precisely the power necessary to prevent Ledo from doing this.

Kuroko and Lenny agree to pretend they were never there. Alpha's got her work cut out for her though.

It's all well and good to help the kid work on his confidence, Ruriko, but you know what would be even better? that's right, his feet being able to reach the pedals.

Minty Melon Chip, USNC? Rather...fruity choice, wouldn't you say?
Anonymous No.941117784 >>941117878
>>941117588
>Despair. Hopelessness.
It's over.
"That is that, and this is this."
γ€ŒVerily.」
>"Indubitably."
>>941117742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxsceexTBw
Anonymous No.941117791
>>941117742
Let me pretend I'm alive for once, 'kay?
Anonymous No.941117834 >>941117997 >>941118156
>>941117500
A guy tries. Gotta positively rep the uniform right?
>That went for both of them!

>>941117669
>True that.
>Maybe we should invest in flotational devices...?

>>941117742
Hey I like it, and that's fine by me. Ice cream is already a rare treat as is. Never mind this good stuff!
>At least it wasn't pistachio!
Anonymous No.941117859
>>941117742
...Are you sure about this?
Anonymous No.941117860
>>941117742
Anonymous No.941117878 >>941118336
>>941117742
What is the meaning of this.
>>941117784
I suppose I have to draw a card. Your turn. Do you feel this hope? Don't waste it while you got it.
Anonymous No.941117905
>>941117742
I suppose this is just... if only the patrons would cease questioning about my shedding cycles and if I'm for sale... Now it is not that time of year for me to shed! Maybe I should have taken her offer; I wonder what her offer was?
Anonymous No.941117912 >>941118305
>>941117742
A look like this maybe. Though I don't know what events make up a triathlon. Does it involve much running?
>>941117588
Looks like the shipping took a strange turn for you.
Anonymous No.941117941
>>941117382
That's a neat trick since I wasn't born until 2004
Anonymous No.941117997 >>941118297
>>941117742
>Good lord, he really is full of himself!
So anyway, that's how I own a little diner out in Victorville, California now. It's still under renovations, but I'll give you 40% off your first visit for being such a good sport once it's open for business! The devil is generous, GUO FUO FUO!
>>941117834
>As good an idea as any in Kinnikuman!
Anonymous No.941118116 >>941118168 >>941118211 >>941118232 >>941118246 >>941118252 >>941118288 >>941118295 >>941118297 >>941118305 >>941118336 >>941118342
>>941117669
>Do I look cuddly!?
Your name is "Sunshine", you're a warm yellow colour and you look ineffably cheerful. Don't sell yourself short.

>>941117588
>Dance the pain away.
As someone who always loved Madoka Magica as a series and you as a character, Homura, I actually and unexpectedly felt that.

Just for atmosphere's sake, UNSC, this occurs to the plangent strains of "The End" by the Doors.

God's got nothing to do with it, Cafe. You inflicted that quite gratuitously harsh beating on Duane all by yourself.

(Although it was Blaidd that actually killed him.)

Always the patriot, Alpha does her part for the Russian space programme.

I'm not sure which of you girls is punching the brats out, Gabriel and Homura, but you couldn't scream as loudly or bloodcurdingly as Ledo is right now even if you were to combine your voices.

Just don't say "Horny AF Huntress", Ruriko.

>>941117539
Trust in me when I say you've never needed it more, Sunny.
Anonymous No.941118156 >>941118297 >>941118305 >>941118813
>>941117834
>And a splendidly sporting uniform it was too, however the shrine maiden would be forced to withdraw after sustaining injuries.

>>941117588
Fates are fluid things. For now I shall leave thee with only my favor and best wishes.
>The defeated Sanae withdraws but declares an early bet on Homura.
Anonymous No.941118168
>>941118116
Speed it up Jimmy
Anonymous No.941118211 >>941118813
>>941118116
Stupid bird poop
Anonymous No.941118218 >>941118336
>>941117382
>>941117454
Ready for the honey moon?
Anonymous No.941118232
>>941118116
Anonymous No.941118246
>>941118116
I've learned this trick from a few jesters! Behold as I-
>[YEET fruit with so much STR it knocks someone out!]
O-oh...! Sorreh lad....!
Anonymous No.941118252 >>941118813
>>941118116
I-I'm a cruel, brutal Devil Chojin!
Anonymous No.941118288 >>941118813
>>941118116
This is weird...
Anonymous No.941118295 >>941118813
>>941118116
This is why I am strict with my potions
Anonymous No.941118297
>>941117997
>Righto, he'll put in a requisition with the quartermaster for floaties for the BOTH of them, pronto.

>>941118116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI
>It probably came from the 'mech's loudspeakers then...
>All the same it's good to have someone to lean on with his PTSD-induced nightmare to stir him from his slumber.

>>941118156
>Don't go and get killed too soon, Mircale One.
Anonymous No.941118305 >>941118342 >>941118813
>>941117912
I pray things will never become awkward again.
>>941118116
I must retract that.
>>941118156
Until we meet again. I had a feeling that you weren't a waste of my time. I feel that it might be soon.
Anonymous No.941118336 >>941118467 >>941118588 >>941118813
>>941117878
If I didn't feel period, would this be easier?
>"Easy to commit homicide over..."
"We're not doing that."
>"Hey, I'm just saying, valid crashout."
γ€ŒNay.」
godinheavengivemeawildcard...
>Draw.
>>941118116
By killing him, right?
>. . . . .
BY KILLING HIM, RIGHT?!
>>941118218
From the moment I'd layeth mine feeble eyes upon thee, mademoiselle...
>.....
...y-yeah...i meant...
Anonymous No.941118342 >>941118467
>>941118116
My friend probably had something to do with it too.
>>941118305
I'm sorry. You must be cursed.
Anonymous No.941118467 >>941118712 >>941118813
>>941118336
It would be wise if you picked a color we both had. That might be the best use of your one opportunity. What say you? I feel like supporting you this once.
>>941118342
Cursed is putting it lightly.
Anonymous No.941118512 >>941118588 >>941118614 >>941118633 >>941118662 >>941118679 >>941118712 >>941118753 >>941118788
Your choice as to whether you were actually there and watching it happen, Asagi. Remind me never to get on your bad side.

I can't emphasise enough that these events are completely random, USNC, although you've more cause than most for complaint.

Now let's see how far you can carry it, Shower.


I think that needs to be white if what you want is to reflect the blast, Gabriel.

What the hell's wrong with you, Blaidd? At least *swap* 'em!

Kuroko thoughtfully kicks some dust over it.

Lenny does most of the talking. Sunny just shivers.
Anonymous No.941118588 >>941118712
>>941118336
You wouldn't do it anyway... I have a knife
>>941118512
Yeah...
Anonymous No.941118614 >>941118662 >>941119091
>>941118512
Really?
Anonymous No.941118633
>>941118512
We all have our guilty pleasures you know. And this one is mine.
>Resumes (badly) singing one of his favorite songs by his lonesome.
Anonymous No.941118662
>>941118512
How does that even work.
>>941118614
N-"Eyes" to meet you, I guess.
Anonymous No.941118679
>>941118512
Sorry lass.. the beastkin needs it.
Anonymous No.941118712 >>941118788 >>941118973
>>941118467
. . . . .
>A glance at the card. Wild, indeed.
>"CLUTCH UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!"
γ€ŒIndeed.」
"Might be the one chance, I don't feel like growing another hand for these things."
...Y-Yeah...that would...be best...what'cha got?
>>941118512
>She did not, in fact, kill the child.
Hey, in my defense, I would've made it worse. That's just a canon event. Nothing I can do 'bout it.
>>941118588
LEND ME SOME EVENTS, INGRID, THIS IS BASE SUNNY I'M UP AGAINST!
Anonymous No.941118753
>>941118512
Wha-hey! I don't know where that thing came from, but give it back, whatever it is!
Anonymous No.941118788 >>941119061 >>941119091
>>941118512
Who is this song referring to?
>>941118712
You might need it to pat yourself on the back. You have enough blues for us to start forming a pile, right? I have more than enough.
Anonymous No.941118813 >>941118893 >>941118896 >>941118957 >>941118973 >>941119047 >>941119061 >>941119153
>>941118156
Vaya con Dios, Sanae. Your wager is noted.

>>941118211
I suspect that by now you're looking back with nostalgia on how good being hit with the stuff felt. F.

>>941118252
Really? That's not what Gabriel says.

>>941118288
Weird as being dragged to the altar by Homura's angry shotgun-toting father and a crowd of her relatives?

>>941118305
>>941118467
No time for it, Homura. Your husband wants a bedtime story.

>>941118336
Y-yes?
(I have no idea at all!)

>>941118295
This "F", Huntress, is much more sincere than Blood Asp receives from any of these others.
Anonymous No.941118893
>>941118813
>Not canon! Not canon!
Anonymous No.941118896
>>941118813
>Throws a crisp salute as well along with that "F".
Anonymous No.941118957
>>941118813
F. Also, I'm required to inform you that if Rice or myself are involved in any inappropriate events, the yakuza may or may not shatter your kneecaps. Sorry in advance if that happens.
Anonymous No.941118973 >>941119061
>>941118712
>>941118813
Sorry, but there's another problem here...
How did things end up like this? What do I do? What do I say?
Anonymous No.941119047
>>941118813
Is this the end for this wolf...?
One last salute...
EeeeeeaaaAWWOOooooooo!
Anonymous No.941119061 >>941119153 >>941119243
>>941118788
γ€Œ75/25 ratio.」
>"RIGHT. THE. FUCK. NOW!"
Right...right right right right...yeahyeahyeahyeah...
>Big money, biiiiiiig money.
PLAYING! WILDCARD TO BLUE, GRAAAAH!
>>941118813
F.
>o7.
>>941118973
Commitment is Outerversal with the exception of intervention or death.
...So...uh...haha...man...bugger...golly gosh...quite the pickle...
Anonymous No.941119091 >>941119148 >>941119178 >>941119197 >>941119315
>>941118614
Afraid so, Ruriko. It's unpleasant stuff, I agree.

>>941118788
Hindsight's a wonderful thing, no?

Be sure to thank Homura now, Sunshine.

Be sure to carefully *avoid* Homura now, Rice Shower.

Don't be too hard on Ledo. He's had to put up with a lot.

Ever wanted to be human, Blaidd?
Anonymous No.941119092
INGRID MAKE NEW THREAD
Anonymous No.941119148 >>941119315
>>941119091
Woah, calm down dude! It's just a game!
>Friggin' Navy squids. This is why the Army's better!
Anonymous No.941119153 >>941119178 >>941119243
>>941118813
I'm here to carry out a deed. A killing deed. I have to shoot one of the other black hairs.
>>941119061
I've got a couple skips to help you out. Don't waste it or don't, you know, get us shipped or anything. Are we even similar for that or is it the cards?
Anonymous No.941119178
>>941119091
>>941119153
And that's our divorce. Keep the kids.
Anonymous No.941119197
>>941119091
Perhaps.... I do wish to experience one day as a human.
>[He'll be a Welshman.]
But... I do like my looks. Pass.
>T.Blaidd
Anonymous No.941119243
>>941119061
So many girls want me???
>>941119153
As long as that other black hair is not me, I suppose...
>Sunny
Anonymous No.941119315
>>941119091
>>941119148
Oh, real classy, man! Why'd we invite this guy anyways?

>SANSHAINE
Anonymous No.941119496
>>941119475
>>941119475
>>941119475
>>941119475
>I