Thread 941136277

He just farted and launched himself 15 feet into the air

>>941136277 (OP)
AN EXERCISE IN MENTAL STRENGTH:

This two-minute long mind-numbing theme song to the horrible TV show HE Puffnstuff May very well be the ultimate test in mental tenacity, and separates men from mice when it comes to being able to endure psychological torture from enemy combatants.

If you can endure the entire 2 minutes
You might be one of the strongest men on earth

It's literally unbearable

You think it couldn't get any worse, and then you realize it's only just begun

LITERALLY MIND NUMBING

can you last the entire 2 minutes?

https://youtu.be/YYukaTR72iA?si=3vx20U-VH4zdZjTU

>>941136277 (OP)
oops HR* Puffnstuff

very few men have what it takes to make it all the way through the entire 2 minutes without killing themselves.

>>941136277 (OP)
They're steamy.

>>941136494

This was a show made by stoners FOR stoners. OF COURSE the theme is gonna run a little long.

... I've got ADHD, and I can handle this! What's YOUR excuse?!

>>941136571
do it right or don't do it at all

>>941136661
HONEST ANSWER:™

I was 5 years old when that show started and I used to watch it every Saturday morning. But by the age of six I was staying awake for days and writing music on the piano all night long

an interesting thing happens when you create music:

You build a really strong mental tenacity
because it takes a strong will
to listen to something over and over
and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over

which is exactly what happens when you're writing music and sequencing it step by step. You have to be able to hear the same thing hundreds and hundreds of times.

So I've always been a little bit extreme

And it's always been natural for me
Plus, by the age of 12 I was taking LSD so it was right up my alley to begin with

>>941136661

also, I live in Atlanta so they used to have a SID AND MARTY KROFT'S World bizarre pseudo amusement park inside what is now the CNN center, which CNN recently moved out of so I don't know what they'll call it anymore

It had a really huge escalator that went up several stories to take you all the way to the top of the building where Sid and Marty Kroft had their creepy little weird amusement park inside the building.

(It was garbage)
because let's just be honest. All of their content was pure garbage, even if it was cool

>>941136571

your short attention span isn't my problem

That's your parents problem

Go tell them about it

>>941136661

ALSO:

my lifelong ability to endure MIND NUMBING REPETITION comes in really handy for me in here, because I use it as a weapon to grind people down.

repeating the same thing over and over until they're begging me to say something new

But there's nothing new to say. It's the exact same observation about video games and anime, and that observation will never change

So I repeated dozens of times everyday

And for some reason it ruins their online experience... Good! fuck them

>>941136709

imagine going to a website like 4chan, a MEDIUM OF THE WRITTEN WORD

coming here everyday knowing you will be READING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF WORDS

quite literally reading tens of thousands of words in here every days

now imagine pretending like my 317 words "were too much for you to handle"

.... And you graduated high school HOW??