Thread 941137662

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Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:31:11 PM No.941137662 >>941137723 >>941138289 >>941138719 >>941140906 >>941142009 >>941142106 >>941147148 >>941147518 >>941147711

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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez standing there
Wat do???

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:33:07 PM No.941137719 >>941139869

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Explain to her, in a rational and even tone, that Cherry MX2A Browns are really just shitty linears because they lack any semblance of tactility.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:33:09 PM No.941137723

>>941137662 (OP)
fuck her right in the pussy

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:52:10 PM No.941138289 >>941138803

>>941137662 (OP)
Close window, throw out window!

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:59:39 PM No.941138569

Ask why she is there, while trying to not get noticeably erect.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:03:05 PM No.941138719 >>941139054

>>941137662 (OP)
The obvious of course, I defend my home from the home invader with violent force.
Once I'm done chasing her out of my home, she will never want to break into my home again.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:05:11 PM No.941138803

>>941138289
Based defenestration anon.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:11:24 PM No.941139054 >>941139154

>>941138719
have you ever touched a consenting adult pussy IRL?
be honest

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:14:04 PM No.941139154 >>941139359 >>941139526

>>941139054
Of course I have, have you ever considered that I might be mocking the op premise because I find it retarded?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:18:51 PM No.941139358 >>941143916 >>941152783

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Rim her logcutter

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:18:52 PM No.941139359 >>941139454

>>941139154
uh huh

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:20:51 PM No.941139454

>>941139359
Oh right sorry, you've already decided what I am, so unless I play into your bias you'll doubt it no matter what I say.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:22:36 PM No.941139526 >>941139570

>>941139154
>I might be mocking the op premise because I find it retarded?
first time on /b/?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:23:30 PM No.941139570 >>941139940 >>941140022

>>941139526
No, I've been here since 08

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:23:34 PM No.941139577

BWC rape session

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:31:22 PM No.941139869 >>941140050

>>941137719
What do you think about MX Blue?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:33:22 PM No.941139940 >>941140009

>>941139570
>08
and that's the first time you've ever seen a stupid premise on /b/?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:35:02 PM No.941140009

>>941139940
What? No, of course not, don't make up stupid premises like that.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:35:14 PM No.941140022 >>941140087

>>941139570
did you get your panties in a twist over this too?
>>941135524

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:35:37 PM No.941140039

Chain her up and make her offer her holes whenever I like.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:35:58 PM No.941140050 >>941140668

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>>941139869
accursed dogshit to the nth degree
I don't consider clicky switches to be real switches.
They may feel better than Browns, but their* only usable for people without ears...

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:37:02 PM No.941140087 >>941140709

>>941140022
Why do you ask, is that forced meme yours as well?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:40:41 PM No.941140242

I'd lie down on the floor, and let her straddle my face.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:50:44 PM No.941140650 >>941140677 >>941140762 >>941143684

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Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:51:09 PM No.941140668

>>941140050
I like blues, but I like clickies in general.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:51:16 PM No.941140677

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>>941140650

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:52:17 PM No.941140709 >>941140836

>>941140087
not mine, just curious why this premise got sand in your vagina when another, equally stupid, premise didn't

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:53:36 PM No.941140762 >>941140837

>>941140650
I'd love to lick her soles. Even if she locks me in chastity and throws away the key.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:55:15 PM No.941140836

>>941140709
I don't have a vagina, but sure I mocked that thread too.
I dislike these threads because my answer to anyone breaking into my home is to beat the shit out of them until they leave my home again.
Breaking and entering just isn't sexy to me.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:55:15 PM No.941140837 >>941141033 >>941143684 >>941146830

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>>941140762
She might let you out every once in a while and rub it with her toes

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:56:51 PM No.941140906 >>941141055

>>941137662 (OP)
As a brown, I'd obviously ask her for my green card

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:59:34 PM No.941141033 >>941141151

>>941140837
This is a dream scenario.

Post moar femdom pics of her.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:00:01 PM No.941141055

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>>941140906
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:02:29 PM No.941141151 >>941141407

>>941141033
What do you have in mind?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:08:02 PM No.941141407 >>941141429

>>941141151
Nothing, I just like talking with fellow degens (cultured, sophisticated men with refined taste).

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:08:36 PM No.941141429 >>941141787

>>941141407
No like by femdom pics. I guess I can make some

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:17:41 PM No.941141787 >>941141958

>>941141429
Oh, cool!

Just post more stuff that you yourself are into. I like variety.

Thx dude

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:22:15 PM No.941141958 >>941142107

>>941141787
I'm into weird shit lol. Femdom stuff like cock shrinking

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:23:42 PM No.941142009

>>941137662 (OP)
check her restraints and balgag, then leave again

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:26:26 PM No.941142106

>>941137662 (OP)
Shoot her. Castle Doctrine state and I thought she had a weapon and I was in fear for my life. I mean, why the fuck would she be there in the first place, she clearly broke in and meant to do me harm.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:26:26 PM No.941142107 >>941142150

>>941141958
Yeah, so am I

Post it lol

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:27:42 PM No.941142150 >>941142261 >>941146093

>>941142107
Got discord?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:30:29 PM No.941142261 >>941142305

>>941142150
No

Besides, it's funnier to post shit like this in a dead thread

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:31:38 PM No.941142305 >>941142449

>>941142261
I'm shy, sorry

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:35:31 PM No.941142449

>>941142305
No problem, sorry if I made you uncomfortable

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:00:39 PM No.941143404

Make her some tea.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.941143684

>>941140837
>>941140650
Btw, what do you use to generate these pics?

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:15:08 PM No.941143916

>>941139358
Based

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:09:48 PM No.941146093

>>941142150
I do. grandadmiralchee5555

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:27:02 PM No.941146830 >>941147615

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>>941140837
hope she brought a smaller cage

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:35:46 PM No.941147148

>>941137662 (OP)
Call the police about a break-in. Then have the police try to make it my fault that she is there.
We live in a fucked up society.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:45:44 PM No.941147518

>>941137662 (OP)
You find me in your bedroom? I'm just a regular person, you know. I don't have any superpowers or anything. I'm just a regular person. You know, like you.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:48:13 PM No.941147615

>>941146830
This vid is gold.

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:50:57 PM No.941147711

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