Thread 941151038

in my horny mind a flesh light must be great.
But with post nut clarity it's a waste of money.

With trusted right hand i just have to wipe away the cum.

But if i used a fleshlight I would need to use lube. So there a way more fluids involved. And I would have to clean the fleshlight too.

So basically after jerking off, i would be going to the bathroom with my dick and the inside of the fleshlight both covered in cum and lube.

Is it just a thing if you are living alone and you jerk off just before you shower (and you rinse the fleshlight in the shower)?

I think even putting a dildo in your ass is easier to clean (condom over dildo, wipe butt and hands with wet wipes.)

not worth honestly. especially if you don't live alone. keeping it clean is a bitch and it makes jacking it a whole ordeal. and the shits massive so you need a place to keep it while it dries where no one will stumble upon it.
as someone whose been fucking himself with a dildo recently, it is indeed less of a pain in the ass than a fleshlight is.

>>941151038 (OP)
so, here's the deal
fleshlights do feel better than masturbation, and if you death grip your cock, they're good training for being able to stay hard and cum from a blowjob or pussy, so unless you're an incel, you can look at is as an investment in the future
they're super easy to clean, like dead easy
they're a giant, brutal pain in the ass to DRY
even if there's no more lube and cum in the thing, you have to dry the inside thoroughly, or it will harbor bacteria and mold and get nasty and possibly unusable
so you basically have to spend 20 minutes after you wash it twisting up paper towel and trying to shove it down both ends of the thing until it's dry
on the front end of the experience it's also much better if you soak it in warm water beforehand go get it closer to body temperature, so you end up having a disembodied pussy soaking in tupperware for 10-15 minutes before you start
worth it? up to you, really

>>941153340
>>941151828
nailed it

it turns masturbation in to a whole ordeal. if you want to try it out, it's fine but you're not going to get your moneys worth from it when you realize how much clean-up there is. HOWEVER the novelty of it is pretty fun. I bought the blue fleshlight alien pussy and i keep it on my little sci-fi shelf next to some mass effect stuff.

only buy one if you have the ability to let it sit out to dry overnight. honestly, just buy a $15 offbrand one and throw it away after using it a few times. You'll get like 90% of the experience of the real fleshlight

>>941153340
I don't cum inside the fleshlight, sooo should it be faster to clean it?

>>941151038 (OP)
MORE fucking double spaced bullshit. WTF?? It's everywhere today. Here he is, discussing his life as a professional jerk off.

>>941155056
LOL. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON LIVE LEAK LOLOLOL

>>941154931
not really, unless you're planning to fuck it without lube, which would be unpleasant if you even managed to do it
you're still going to have to rinse the lube out, which leaves the same need to dry it whether you busted in it or not

>>941151038 (OP)
agreed , oral sex is way better and if you have a good partner there is no mess , silcon is cold , its dead , wont grab you like a real hole can , they stink , taste isnt bad but no cum , and i love to slip off to sleep after i cum so my toy will stink sometimes or i clean while post nut tells me not too , a hand may have rough skin but its living warm and responsive ,

>>941151038 (OP)
I wouldn't recommend one based on what a pain in the ass they are to clean.

keep in mind, somebody will eventually find it

say if you die... (when whoever cleans up all of your stuff)

>>941153340
>they're super easy to clean, like dead easy
They are. I just have the wife throw it in the sink and run water through it. It's kinda weird watching her finger a rubber pussy.
>brutal pain in the ass to DRY
I bent a wire hanger into a sort of horizontal noose and just hang it up for a while.

>>941151038 (OP)
look up The Handy. I literally just sit there and take it daily. Hands free.

>>941151038 (OP)
I have a Tenga instead. It's a sleeve that could maybe pass for a small sculpture if you were naive/unobservant. To use it, you flip it inside out so the texture is on the inside. Feels better than my hand and it's trivially easy to clean because you can flip it inside out. Beats cumming on my stomach, especially when it's cold in the house. (Gotta watch that gas bill!) I wouldn't say it makes wanking an "ordeal" but you do need to have lube on hand unless you produce preposterous amounts of precum.

Just make sure to dry the inside really well before inverting it so the texture is on the outside again. I'm on my second one. The first lasted maybe four years before it started getting a tiny amount of mildew and I felt like something new. With the direct comparison to the new one, the texture/elasticity of the silicone had hardened slightly over time. Maybe if I used their sleeve treatment stuff (probably contains plasticizers and fungicides) it would have been like new for longer.

I live with my wife. She's cool with it. If I'm having company over and there's a chance they'll wander into my office, I toss it in a drawer.

>>941164178
Looks fun but $200? I guess it's VR compatible but there's gotta be cheaper knock-offs.

>>941164718
get what you pay for. its worth it for me.

>>941151038 (OP)
They're really easy to clean. Just take it in the shower and let the water run through it end-to-end for a little bit.

works like this (and needs lube obv)
>nut
>cap it
>clean yourself off with papertowels or shower.
>wait 30 minutes (you cannot wash it immediately)
>wash it with water and a bit of hand soap
>let it air dry for 24-48 hours in open air
If you dont have the privacy to do that, then dont get one. If you do have the privacy, get one.

But that's gonna apply for any sleeve really, nothing special about fleshlights here. The worst part is that all lube I have tried so far is sticky when its dry, you really have to wash it off youself. Not having to worry about where the nut lands is really nice, but having to clean the thing is annoying if you dont have your own bathroom.
>get the destroya, its the best one

>>941165214
its not a waste of money. it is a great way to masturbate and there's a reason why they're so popular. also, i'm not sure why you think it would involve more fluids. i use a small amount of lube

>>941165566
I didnt say it was a waste of money, I have 3 of them, they are just hard to clean and need privacy

>>941165214
I rinse mine out immediately with cold water. I've never waited 30 minutes or used hand soap. It takes less than an hour to completely dry it with a fan and a microfibre cloth. I blow gargantuan loads into my Kazumi sleeve every night and have had zero issues with mold or foul smells.

>>941165214
>you cannot wash it immediately
what?! why not? If you're worried about turning your cum into cooked egg whites, rinse it with cold water first.

>all lube I have tried so far is sticky when it's dry
I tried an aloe-based lube that didn't get nearly as tacky when it dried. I think it was called AloeCadabra or something like that.

These days I mostly use Tenga's brand of lube. It gets tacky as it dries, but once fully dry it isn't sticky at all. Usually by the time I'm done cleaning the toy, my dick is dry and I can comfortably put pants back on. (Cleaning and drying this one is easy. Rinse it out, flip it inside out, dry both inside and inside-out-inside with a paper towel.)

>>941165954
What kinda fan do you use to dry it? The reason I recommend waiting is, as I'm sure you know, hot or even warm water makes the semen get all congealed and stick to everything. But if you wait 30 minutes that doesnt happen, it liquefies and drips out by itself. Makes the cleanup super easy if you dont mind waiting.

>>941165214
>hand soap
Aren't you not supposed to use soap on them?

>>941166218
>scrambled eggs
Yeh thats it. I'll try cold water first then ramp to warm next time and see how it goes. I also really like the fleshwash cleaner, makes me feel good about myself and I actually really like the smell. The brand of lube I like is pjur women nude. Honestly most nights I dont bother to clean it till the morning unless its really hot inside. I wanna just nut and roll over to go to sleep. The sticky/tacky lube is the worst part,
>Cleaning and drying this one is easy
which one?

>>941166470
Thats what they say, but I ran out of the fleshwash cleaner and so far a quick soapy rince doesnt seem to have any negative effects. I would not soak them in soap though.

Oh and dont get the flesh warmer thing. It permanently deformed (melted) mine and gave it a loose pussy. Came with a nice high amp usb charger though, I use it for my hummingbird feeder warmer now.

>>941166277
I just use a pedestal fan that I keep in my bedroom for when I go to sleep. I lay a towel on my bed and put the fleshlight on top of it and then adjust the height of the fan so its blowing into the sleeve. The microfibre cloth is what does most of the drying though. One time I tried speeding up the process by using a hairdryer, and it started melting the sleeve real fucking fast. I don't recommend doing that.

>>941166801
Yeh I have melted one of mine putting it on one of those oil heaters before. Worked really well until the one time I forgot about it lol. It was like a blobfish after that. What I do now for drying is I have one of those ikea cube shelves that I stack some boxes up 80%ish in front, so their is still airflow but you cannot see the fleshlight drying behind them. I think that a closet might not work though.
>AloeCadabra
Ill have to try some of that. A lot of lubes have some pretty nasty stuff in them.

>>941166515
>which one?
this thing.
Probably doesn't feel as good but it's really convenient. I've never had a fleshlight to compare.

>>941167215
The ability to flip it inside out to dry does seem very nice. Fleshlights are great though but I cant say they look as easy to clean as that. Being able to just cap it and deal with it in the morning is a nice feature of having the hard outer shell.

>>941151038 (OP)
>But with post nut clarity it's a waste of money.
Post nut clarity has never made me feel like my fleshlight was a waste of money. In fact, I usually feel the complete opposite -- like I should spend more money on them because of how good they feel. I rarely use my hand to masturbate nowadays.

I've never used a fleshlight, but can recommend the sleeves by Bad Dragon.

bad-dragon.com

>>941153340
This guy is right except for drying. You rinse it with COLD water (it says use warm water, it's lying to you) and THEN use regular ass rubbing alcohol to kill anything you tracked into it plus also making it dry faster. To dry it just turn it mostly inside out and put somewhere with air circulation and it takes a couple of minutes.

>>941151038 (OP)
DIY
get:
a Pringles (or I find Lays cans are better)
a couple of sponges
a couple of pairs of sturdy dishwashing gloves

you can use lube or spit and they are easy to washout in the sink and then turn inside out to dry.

>>941151038 (OP)
If you get one, and you're not going to cum in it, hold the Fleshlight in your left hand. Otherwise, when you go to grab your dick to nut, your hand is used to holding something a foot long and 3 inches wide. Your dick feels like a toothpick.

>>941151038 (OP)
It feels good but tbh I just got a hitachi magic wand and a rubber band to strap it to my dick. it’s hands free, feel better, and cleanup is as easy as tapping.

you can get a good stroker for like $15 and it's not hard to clean just rinse it out

>>941151038 (OP)
The biggest reason you'd want one for it to catch semen. But mine splatters on the wall next to my bed, and I really don't have time to clean it off. So it's starting to crust over. I'll take a pic and post it in about six months

I bought a cheap one on amazon for 15$. I needed to have something to fuck while gooning to my crush and friends.
It's good but you need the right lube

>>941172442
So agree with >>941172332

However in general i prefer to use my hand because i love edging for like 2/3 hours to m girls. A stroker (or a fleshlight) is just too intense for that. I use it when i need to cum quickly or when i'm bricked and really edged to add some tease

I used to have a fake rubber hand I bought at a Halloween store that I would put between the mattress/box and fuck. It was hollow so you'd go inside the wrist. It was insane and impossible not to bust in like five strokes and I have excellent control when fucking. Try a Halloween store hand because there is no possible way any toy feels better

>tfw bought the AIKA and Julia onaholes years back and now I live with roommates and they've been sitting in a backpack for 2 years
Blowing loads inside of AIKA was fucking bliss.

>>941151038 (OP)
Look into the quickshot fleshlight. Small so easy to hide also opens at both ends so easy to clean and dry.