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Anonymous No.941159134 [Report] >>941159136 >>941159138 >>941159142 >>941159146 >>941159152 >>941159167 >>941159169 >>941159209 >>941159217 >>941159237 >>941159254 >>941159276
>I'm drunk now
Anonymous No.941159135 [Report] >>941159196 >>941159290
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.941159136 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
October 15th? Drunk again. In excess!
Anonymous No.941159137 [Report] >>941159263
I wish I could drink
Anonymous No.941159138 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
is that a real screenshot
Anonymous No.941159139 [Report] >>941159140 >>941159194 >>941159220 >>941159277
One of the best things about drinking was being able to shit 5/6 times a day. Take a month off and you're constipated all the time
Anonymous No.941159140 [Report] >>941159141
>>941159139
interesting. how much alcohol were you on? i have shit consistently once per day, at around the same time, for a long, long time. the entire time i've been drinking.
Anonymous No.941159141 [Report]
>>941159140
Was a binge drinker, so 1x2 a week. I'm sure it differs with regular drinkers.
Anonymous No.941159142 [Report] >>941159143 >>941159144 >>941159160 >>941159164 >>941159198 >>941159252 >>941159259 >>941159271 >>941159298 >>941159299
>>941159134 (OP)
My nagging wife is making me choose full sober life and family or alcohol and living alone. I'm like 60/40 towards family life.
Anonymous No.941159143 [Report]
>>941159142
False dichotomy since you would probably not even need alcohol if you were living alone.
Anonymous No.941159144 [Report]
>>941159142
I have never been with a woman but, if anything, do it for the children
Anonymous No.941159145 [Report] >>941159183
>finally watch Flight
>it's all melodrama involving drugs as well, sleeping around, and some bitch who ODs
Anonymous No.941159146 [Report] >>941159147 >>941159148 >>941159180 >>941159195 >>941159230 >>941159242
>>941159134 (OP)
I know this girl (woman? She’s 33. She just looks really young) who’s good looking, has a good job, has friends etc., but she’s been single forever, doesn’t date, and never goes out. Allegedly she just drinks by herself. Does alcoholism destroy your interest in sex and dating? Is it easy to keep a wild private sexual life secret? Do some people just give up on dating at 30?
Anonymous No.941159147 [Report] >>941159154 >>941159200
>>941159146
>Does alcoholism destroy your interest in sex and dating?
From personal experience, yes. When I drink heavily and often I couldn't care less about getting laid. A drunk orgasm is less satisfying than a sneeze.
Anonymous No.941159148 [Report] >>941159199
>>941159146
Sounds based. Miss doing that. Whats better than doing whatever you want without the approval of another person in the comfort and privacy of your own home while absolutely druk ?
Anonymous No.941159149 [Report] >>941159150 >>941159151 >>941159201 >>941159231 >>941159253
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more
Anonymous No.941159150 [Report] >>941159153
>>941159149
>”the charges, officer?”
Anonymous No.941159151 [Report] >>941159153 >>941159201
>>941159149
The foundation of a solid idea is there, just polish it up for the next thread.
Anonymous No.941159152 [Report] >>941159155 >>941159157
>>941159134 (OP)
im about to mix a&w and this disgusting coconut rum and put it in a mug so i can sleep. wish me luck bros
Anonymous No.941159153 [Report]
>>941159151
Thank you will do
>>941159150
Much better thank u
Anonymous No.941159154 [Report] >>941159156 >>941159226 >>941159228
>>941159147
>A drunk orgasm is less satisfying than a sneeze.
Hangover orgasms are earth shattering though. You know how as you get older you're no longer interested in sex or jerking off every day and it's like a once or twice a week thing? Not when I was drinking. I was horny as fuck EVERY morning and that was the best part of the day to be honest, hung over horny as fuck gooning all morning.
Anonymous No.941159155 [Report] >>941159202
>>941159152
fuck this shit, im throwing away the rest of this coconut rum tomorrow
Anonymous No.941159156 [Report]
>>941159154
same and i miss the head-throbbing goon sessions but i felt pathetic about the fact that that's the only part of getting drunk i enjoyed anymore. even that transformation of getting tipsy didn't feel 'good' anymore like it used to
Anonymous No.941159157 [Report] >>941159158 >>941159176
>>941159152
>a&w
/tv/ is a MUG board
Anonymous No.941159158 [Report] >>941159171 >>941159206
>>941159157
Nah we rep Bangs on this board
Anonymous No.941159159 [Report] >>941159161 >>941159162 >>941159163 >>941159174 >>941159184 >>941159203 >>941159212 >>941159227 >>941159229 >>941159232 >>941159233 >>941159238 >>941159243 >>941159244 >>941159256 >>941159258 >>941159280
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital
Anonymous No.941159160 [Report]
>>941159142
Just know there are millions of us who would not only give up drinking for what you have but give literally an arm or an eye for it. Stop drinking and spend more time with your kids. Your wife might well be insufferable, divorce her if you must but she gave you the greatest gift you could hope to want. Don't waste it.
Anonymous No.941159161 [Report]
>>941159159
Glad to hear it
Anonymous No.941159162 [Report]
>>941159159
Anonymous No.941159163 [Report] >>941159166
>>941159159
Jesus Christ anon...
Anonymous No.941159164 [Report]
>>941159142
You can drink again in 15 years from now when your kids are older. Stop being a piece of shit. You made the choice to nut deep.
Anonymous No.941159165 [Report] >>941159204
One time I went to a cheesecake factory at noon to get some food, and told the extremely fat white bitch working up front that I was there for a party of 17. After she began to stress, I laughed in her face and said "just kidding its just me" to which I noticed a muscular black employee glaring at me like he wanted to bite my face off. The fat bitch then sat me in the very back to which I commented "ah the isolation booth huh?" to which I laughed at again because it was clear that my party of 17 joke had clearly hit an unimaginable nerve and she was going to stress eat soon (she was 275 pounds at least). After exactly a minute (I timed it) of not getting a server at a dead restaurant, I concluded that the fat bitch told the servers not to serve me or didnt inform them that i was there, so I got up and walked up front and said "you forgot to tell a server I was here" (Mind you, im dressed like a million dollars and am very handsome). Anyways, the muscular black guy then kissed the fat bitch goodbye to which I almost laughed out loud at hysterically since it was the most stereotypical pairing id ever seen in my life (he noticed and i could tell that they probably talked about my precense later and how he would have loved to beat my ass in defense of her honor and then they made love because of me). I wanted to say "where's the hidden camera this is too good" but instead I ordered a cheesecake. The woman helping me with the cheesecake order was clearly Iranian based on her name tag, so I said "Hey can I guess your ethnicity? Im pretty good at this.. youre Israeli right?" to which she said "no" with a deadpan expression of course, and I replied "meh, close enough" and then cancelled my cheesecake slice order after they had already boxed it and went to my car.
Anonymous No.941159166 [Report]
>>941159163
Pretty rough huh. That was a year and a half ago and I havent roped tho lmao
Anonymous No.941159167 [Report] >>941159168
>>941159134 (OP)
just hit my 50th lb weight gain after binge drinking for 4 years bros from 145 to 195, just got gout and the pain is horrible but the liquor be rainin and my doctor keeps getting pissed at me but what a worl yaknow :)
Anonymous No.941159168 [Report] >>941159170
>>941159167
Damn youre at my level at my first. Your body will start to shut down pretty rapidly now. Gl amigo
Anonymous No.941159169 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
im listening to a teams meeting at work and having whiskey
Anonymous No.941159170 [Report] >>941159173 >>941159205
>>941159168
oh shit bro was there like a point where you just stopped gaining weight and started loosing it or something? i already know my uric acid lvls ans liver lvls are fucked currently im high functioning alcoholic until work ends
Anonymous No.941159171 [Report] >>941159206
>>941159158
was about to post this
based
Anonymous No.941159172 [Report] >>941159177 >>941159179
i quit 3 months ago after almost killing myself
lost weight and I'm able to make better long term decisions
Anonymous No.941159173 [Report] >>941159182
>>941159170
No what happened was I got to omega bloat lord levels and then my body began to literally shut down and i had to get rushed to the hospital. Ive been sober for a year and change now. Its so fucking boring man. Ny advice would be to slow the fuck down for a bit and lose some weight so you can continue to.drink in moderation and enjoy it and now be a miserable angry sobroid like me (its hell man im a fiend 1 drink is too many and 100 isnt enough so I have to not drink at all)
Anonymous No.941159174 [Report] >>941159175
>>941159159
I'm pretty sure I screamed at my sister for about an hour about how none of it matters and the most satisfying thing I could do IS to drink myself to death. This wouldn't sound so bad but she did watch our mom, dad and grandma die within 5 years of each other.
Anonymous No.941159175 [Report]
>>941159174
>none of it matters and the most satisfying thing I could do IS to drink myself to death.
I know that if I start drinking again ill be dead soon after, so im just holding off
Anonymous No.941159176 [Report] >>941159178
>>941159157
i am a mugthug in my heart of hearts, but a&w was on sale at winco
Anonymous No.941159177 [Report] >>941159189
>>941159172
>after almost killing myself
What happened
Anonymous No.941159178 [Report]
>>941159176
You disgust me
Anonymous No.941159179 [Report] >>941159181
>>941159172
6 weeks here life is so fucking boring now
Anonymous No.941159180 [Report]
>>941159146
>Do some people just give up on dating at 30?
haha
Anonymous No.941159181 [Report] >>941159207
>>941159179
Whyd u stop
Anonymous No.941159182 [Report] >>941159185
>>941159173
shit bro sorry to hear that i do take a couple breaks but ive never been sober longer than 3 weeks since i was 30 but that might be whats saving me from total bloat death. ive spent time in rehab so i gorge on vitamins and healthy shit any times im sober.
Anonymous No.941159183 [Report]
>>941159145
Yes?
Anonymous No.941159184 [Report] >>941159186
>>941159159
this is one of many reasons why your first time with someone special should never be under the influence of drugs / alcohol.
absolutely brutal story and i hope you realize now that hoes gonna be hoes regardless of how beautiful or mesmerizing you find em , we all fell/fall for that we think is the "one" , sorry this happened to you truly , but you are also a retard alcoholic like me so hang in there , focus on yourself before you try to get a partner.
Anonymous No.941159185 [Report] >>941159187
>>941159182
Yeah just take breaks man. I was drinking every day from morning as soon as I woke up to night for a year straight. It got so ugly.
Anonymous No.941159186 [Report] >>941159188
>>941159184
>hope you realize now that hoes gonna be hoes regardless
It was my fault for fucking it up. Completely and solely my fault. She did absolutely nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.941159187 [Report]
>>941159185
dude i get it but idk man like drinking got me gout in both my feet is what even made me post here, that pain was so fucking unbearable dude, im trying to get to never drinking again even tho i love it so much.
Anonymous No.941159188 [Report] >>941159190
>>941159186
learn from it and don´t date or try to get with someone while drunk bro.
that´s all i can tell you and i am as guilty as you in that department so i don´t mean it like "im better than you and you should listen to me" alcohol is to be enjoyed with your friends and acquintances in moderation , not solo.
solo you only let the demons in and do demonic shit or become suicidal.
that is the path that many choose but i pray for you that you get your shit together.
i´ve an appointment for a job in a few days and im absolutely stressed because of it.
bitches come and go , don´t overthink it.
she clearly thought nothing of you btw and just needed a pity fuck.
Anonymous No.941159189 [Report]
>>941159177
was getting in a spiral of negative thoughts leading to negative behaviors and i felt trapped and unable to get out of it
Anonymous No.941159190 [Report]
>>941159188
>she clearly thought nothing of you btw and just needed a pity fuck.
I don't think. She was very receptive for 8 hours of conversation. I sickened her by my desperation and sealed my fate by screaming and crying on the phone the next night. I was an absolute nightmare. Ive been sober ever since. Its been a year and half. I dont leave my house anymore and dont have friends now.
Anonymous No.941159191 [Report] >>941159193 >>941159219 >>941159251
>according to the best studies, wine is good for longevity again
winos we drinkin good tonight
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-025-03570-5
Anonymous No.941159192 [Report] >>941159197
>I vaped the high-THC cannabis concentrate
Anonymous No.941159193 [Report]
>>941159191
Based.

Shame about the estrogen tits, though.
Anonymous No.941159194 [Report] >>941159210
>>941159139
The downside is you get really nasty shits, when i was still an alcoholic i shat 3-4 times per day but it was never solid, more like the consistency of mashed potatoes.
Anonymous No.941159195 [Report]
>>941159146
Sounds like the plot of wakako zake
Anonymous No.941159196 [Report]
>>941159135
Do you ever sleep?
Anonymous No.941159197 [Report]
>>941159192
Anonymous No.941159198 [Report]
>>941159142
You'll drink and fuck it up and your kids won't have a chance.
Anonymous No.941159199 [Report]
>>941159148
drunk?
Anonymous No.941159200 [Report]
>>941159147
This. I wasted the best years of my life boozing nightly. I liked women and some even liked me back, but I'd never take a night off of hard drinking. Even dates with my crushes ended in me getting hammered and being weird.
When you're always loaded or hungover, you get really emotional and it's all up and down. Everything is amplified. If only I could have limited my intake.
Now I'm sober, middle aged, and have no real relationship experience. I'm not a virgin, but may as well be for all the confidence I have starting out with women.
With the booze I was loose as hell and very charming. I could never stay in that perfect zone though. By the end of the night my pants were falling down outside the bar and I was falling all over the place. If I wasn't friends with all the barmaids there's no way I'd have gotten served in that condition. What a life.

The extent of my excitement now is choking on a huge bong hit the occasional weekend.
Anonymous No.941159201 [Report]
>>941159149
Why do you keep posting this?

>>941159151
Don't fucking encourage him.
Anonymous No.941159202 [Report]
>>941159155
Good for you. Life's too short.
Anonymous No.941159203 [Report] >>941159216
>>941159159
Ooooof!!

In the words of the announcer of Microsoft Golf: "That's rough stuff!"

Doesn't get much worse than that. I hope you learned something and can accept the blame and lay off the booze. Booze made everything worse even after it screwed things up for you.

But what I don't understand is why didn't you go down on her for a while. She's a lesbian and you just made out. Who the hell skips third base anyway? That's my favorite part. And she wouldn't have cared so much that you couldn't get hard if you already made her cum 3 or 4 times.

You know better.
Anonymous No.941159204 [Report]
>>941159165
Nope.
Anonymous No.941159205 [Report]
>>941159170
>loosing

FFS, anon.
Anonymous No.941159206 [Report] >>941159208
>>941159158
>nah
>we rep
>Bangs (Barq's)

I hate you three times over for your triple cringe.

>>941159171
Don't encourage him, faggot.
Anonymous No.941159207 [Report]
>>941159181
Even boredom trumps poisoning my body every night.
Anonymous No.941159208 [Report]
>>941159206
Why you hatin on me dawg?
Anonymous No.941159209 [Report] >>941159213 >>941159214
>>941159134 (OP)
Why does everyone keep crying that this film is unrealistic
>woah there's no way someone could actually down straight vodka without a mixer
Are you guys faggots or just pussy-ass burgers who get wasted off of like 3 2% lite beers?
Anonymous No.941159210 [Report]
>>941159194
I remember this. Yet another reason to stay sober. One normal BM daily.
I went most of my adult life having awful booze shits that fell out like mud.
Anonymous No.941159211 [Report]
>>215231085
What was the image?? Why is it gone?
Anonymous No.941159212 [Report] >>941159216
>>941159159
>next to a hot naked woman in bed
>dick won't get hard
>instead of fingering her or some other type of foreplay, immediately spill spaghetti everywhere
Anon, I mean this completely unironically and genuinely, you sound very autistic.
Anonymous No.941159213 [Report] >>941159215
>>941159209
if you drink straight vodka and you're over the age of 16 I fundamentally don't respect you as a person
Anonymous No.941159214 [Report]
>>941159209
*whoa
Anonymous No.941159215 [Report] >>941159218
>>941159213
What does that even mean? No one starts out with straight vodka. That's the end of the line, man. 16 and under drink vodka with syrupy sweet mixers if they even mess with spirits.
Anonymous No.941159216 [Report] >>941159221
>>941159212
>you sound very autistic
You dont say! Thank you Sherlock
>>941159203
I dun goofd
Anonymous No.941159217 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
Is prison really the only place to get sober and actually STAY sober? Seems like it to me
Anonymous No.941159218 [Report] >>941159222
>>941159215
we used to drink bottom shelf shit like dubra because we were retarded teenagers with no money. But if you do that shit as a grown ass adult you are pathetic, and if you act like you're some hard ass because you pretend it doesn't taste like absolute poison you're not fooling anyone but yourself. Why not drink something that tastes like a beverage instead of drano
Anonymous No.941159219 [Report]
>>941159191
That chart is absolute fucking bullshit.
Anonymous No.941159220 [Report]
>>941159139
Guinnesschads win again. One hard stool and it's done.
Anonymous No.941159221 [Report] >>941159223
>>941159216
I saw your later posts. Glad you got sober and learned from the experience. It's stuff like that in my own life that keeps me sober. And reading tales like yours help too. My favorite part of going to AA meetings were hearing the "war stories". They're kind of frowned upon and you never get them in online meetings, but they do the most for my sobriety. Remembering all the bad shit and the horrible possibilities are sometimes all that stand in the way of slipping back to drinking again. >maybe I can just drink beer....
The thoughts always try creeping back. It gets easier after 5 years or so, but it never fully goes away. Your brain never forgets all the great times and relief booze provided during the good years.
Anonymous No.941159222 [Report] >>941159224 >>941159300
>>941159218
It's not about "acting" like a hardass or "pretending" it doesn't taste bad. It's about getting the drug directly into your bloodstream as fast as humanly possible because you're a late stage alcoholic and you NEED IT.
You're ignorant. Your whole mindset is wrong.
Anonymous No.941159223 [Report] >>941159225
>>941159221
>My favorite part of going to AA meetings were hearing the "war stories"
Thats funny thats my least favorite part and why I cant stand those faggot meetings
>you think thats bad bro wait til you hear mine
Ad infinitum. Bunch of one upping faggots. So annoying. Last time some dude was bragging about being a sex addict 15 years ago before he got married and had kids. Said that to me and a meth head that just got out of prison. Fuck those meetings
Anonymous No.941159224 [Report]
>>941159222
yeah I get it, but thats pathetic just like I said. I've had to work with useless alcoholic losers and they're the fucking worst, can't ever trust a single thing they say or do. Worse than niggers. Pick any other drug and you'd be better off. Switch to speed or something god damn
Anonymous No.941159225 [Report]
>>941159223
Guess you're not ready. I hope you don't talk like that in real life.
Anonymous No.941159226 [Report]
>>941159154
I think just feeling sick as a dog and masturbating just feels amazing. When I had covid I'd crank it 4 times a day.
Anonymous No.941159227 [Report]
>>941159159
Jesus, anon. Now my oneitis fuckup doesn't seem so bad in comparison.
Anonymous No.941159228 [Report]
>>941159154
I told some friends this and they looked at me like i was crazy. Glad to have the hangover goon vindicated.
Anonymous No.941159229 [Report]
Dumping my girlfriend helped me quit drinking and start going to the gym. I hung out with a girl again for the first time in a year last weekend and I had to order a few drinks to be able to tolerate her.
>>941159159
>I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years
LMAO
Anonymous No.941159230 [Report]
>>941159146
Im the total opposite of these other anons, I get horny as shit when I drink out. But then again, I only try for a heavy buzz, but not all out drunkness. Nothings worse than coming home alone after a night at the bar.
Anonymous No.941159231 [Report]
>>941159149
Kino if fake pathetic if real
Anonymous No.941159232 [Report]
>>941159159
My niche fetish is converting lesbians through the power of the dick. Honestly, wish I never read this post. For shame, anon.
Makes me wonder tho, as a guy who has experienced both, what is worse not being able to get it up or coming too early. I've also experienced not being able to come at all, which also can be annoying when the girl starts getting all self conscious.
Anonymous No.941159233 [Report]
>>941159159
>I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in.
Anonymous No.941159234 [Report] >>941159235 >>941159236
I stopped drinking and I haven't shit in a week. Getting a little worried.
Anonymous No.941159235 [Report]
>>941159234
Try drinking some coffee and have a cigarette.
Anonymous No.941159236 [Report]
>>941159234
if you're still eating every day make sure you're familiar with the toilet you let it rip in. it'll probably clog
Anonymous No.941159237 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
Wypipo tryna keep the blaccman down.
Anonymous No.941159238 [Report] >>941159239 >>941159241 >>941159246 >>941159248
>>941159159
I was in love with a lesbian for a couple of years. She reported to me at work and I was married at the time, so the situation was less than ideal. She used to be very flirty with me, and it really fucked with my head. She was also a talented musician, and a good female vocalist really gets me going. One day she was in my cube a few minutes before our morning planning meeting, and she kept looking really closely at baby pictures of my kids I had on her desk. After checking out the pictures a few more times, she asked me to meet her at a bar so she could ask me about something. I showed up and it was her and her fiancée, who was a detective with the city police department. The girlfriend was kind of butch, but could be cute if she wanted to look more girly. The question was if I would be willing to father a child with them, with no strings attached. I figured they'd want to go the test tube route, but they had the old-fashioned method in mind. A couple weekends later I was in bed with both of them, balls deep in this girl I would have seriously left my wife for if I thought I could get with her. Busted in her once and we all fell asleep. A couple hours later I woke up to her sucking my dick, and we fucked again. Slept a little more, and as the sun came up, I woke up to find the girlfriend sucking me. Fucked her and came in her as well. Nine months later, they both gave birth, a couple weeks apart. I have two children out there who I have never even seen a picture of, and I have not spoken with the women since I moved halfway across the country for work 20 years ago. For a few years, it was really tempting to look them up on social media, but I finally decided I'd be better off not even seeing the kids.
Anonymous No.941159239 [Report] >>941159240
>>941159238
This is bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous No.941159240 [Report]
>>941159239
It's 100% true. I am neither proud nor ashamed of it. It just is what it is.
Anonymous No.941159241 [Report] >>941159249 >>941159264
>>941159238
Poor kids... Lesbians, as well as homosexuals are all pedos. I hope you know that they definitely sexually molested your children. They're ruthless too, they know that a child won't develop memories until they're like 2.5 to 3 years old. They might stop the abuse there, they might not. But the fact is as soon as they pushed your kids out their disgusting whore holes they had nothing on their minds other than their sick twisted pedo fantasies. I pray to God they stopped abusing your kids before they developed memories...
Anonymous No.941159242 [Report] >>941159261 >>941159268 >>941159273
>>941159146
I swear I have seen this question before
Anonymous No.941159243 [Report]
>>941159159
Anonymous No.941159244 [Report]
>>941159159
Congratulations, you somehow managed to make me feel better about being a khv.
Anonymous No.941159245 [Report] >>941159247
You retards need to stop responding to stale pasta and have another drink.
Anonymous No.941159246 [Report] >>941159264
>>941159238
nice larp faggot
Anonymous No.941159247 [Report]
>>941159245
I gotta be at work for another couple hours :(
Anonymous No.941159248 [Report]
>>941159238
lmao
Anonymous No.941159249 [Report] >>941159250
>>941159241
>Poor kids... Lesbians, as well as homosexuals are all pedos. I hope you know that they definitely sexually molested your children. They're ruthless too, they know that a child won't develop memories until they're like 2.5 to 3 years old. They might stop the abuse there, they might not. But the fact is as soon as they pushed your kids out their disgusting whore holes they had nothing on their minds other than their sick twisted pedo fantasies. I pray to God they stopped abusing your kids before they developed memories...
Anonymous No.941159250 [Report]
>>941159249
Shalom, Rabbi!
Anonymous No.941159251 [Report] >>941159266
>>941159191
>Butter worse than beer

Lol go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.941159252 [Report] >>941159255
>>941159142
Imagine your dad posting in a druk thread, lmao
Anonymous No.941159253 [Report] >>941159273
>>941159149
You took the time to type this out?
Anonymous No.941159254 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
What about october 7th
Anonymous No.941159255 [Report]
>>941159252
Kek
Anonymous No.941159256 [Report] >>941159257
>>941159159
BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOOOOOD
Anonymous No.941159257 [Report]
>>941159256
Checked. Gottem!
Anonymous No.941159258 [Report]
>>941159159
Anonymous No.941159259 [Report]
>>941159142
Kinda seems like you don't deserve the family so maybe giving you good advice isn't the right thing.
Anonymous No.941159260 [Report]
Nursing J&B right now. But i got bored of alcohol. Not even NCFOM is enjoyable anymore. I'll only drink for religious reasons from now on.
Anonymous No.941159261 [Report]
>>941159242
Are you sure??? Cause your mother is very much interested in sex and has it all the time with me and other people so it's definitely not referring to your mother, though she is a sloppy drunk.
Anonymous No.941159262 [Report]
being drunk makes me appreciate Ricky Jay and that scares me
Anonymous No.941159263 [Report]
>>941159137
You can be, anon. Jut not on alcohol.
Otherwise get some pen & paper and write about the best drinks you had. You can't do that drunk either... wisdom should not be lost.
I'll drink for your health now. Cheers!
Anonymous No.941159264 [Report]
>>941159246 whoops, meant to reply to >>941159241
Craig T. Nelson No.941159265 [Report]
Best full week workout routine to do in rehab? Zero weights, lots a food. Go!
Anonymous No.941159266 [Report]
>>941159251
Beer actually had minerals and stuff. Wouldnt surprise me that alcohol free (unsweetened) beer would actually be healthy.
There is something suspicious going on with butter though... I can eat all kinds of trash without any side effect yet butter makes me lie down and wheeze. Lard, milk, cheese etc. are okay though. Really concernig, I wouldn't be surprised if they are puttin some kind of shit in butter.
Anonymous No.941159267 [Report] >>941159269 >>941159292
Guys realistically how fucked am I if I drink on average 2 cans of beer every evening? and every weekends some vodka or cocktails? It's been going on for like 4-5 years but I don't really feel bad physically. I work out and try to eat clean. How long can I go without side effects or long-term health damage?
Anonymous No.941159268 [Report]
>>941159242
I saw it verbatim a few days ago
Anonymous No.941159269 [Report] >>941159274
>>941159267
>I work out and try to eat clean
Yeah when I used to work out daily, training and stuff, drinking 2 beers was what I was also doing... because they honestly got me as drunk as a bottle of wine gets me today (no longer training and only working out 2-3 times a week).
So you are probably better off than you feel about it...
Think of it as satisfying a need. When you find stuff that you enjoy more, and doesn't mix well with drinking (e.g. reading) you won't feel the need to drink.
Anonymous No.941159270 [Report] >>941159272
Hello, old friends.
Leaf here. The BC General Employees Union has been on strike for some time and they extended the stoppage to liquor warehouse staff, so now no liquor stores, bars or restaurants can get re-stocked.
Shelves are starting to empty. I’m about to head to my nearby store and drop the $120.00 on a Texas mickey of vodka as every bottle 1.75L or less is pretty gone.
WHAT A LIFE
Anonymous No.941159271 [Report]
>>941159142
Get sober and leave your nagging wife.
Anonymous No.941159272 [Report] >>941159275
>>941159270
>Texas mickey of vodka
The choice of the purist. I kinda envy americans and canadians because they have rye whiskey, something unheard of on continental europe.
Anonymous No.941159273 [Report]
>>941159242
>>941159253
All the blogposts itt are /druk/ pasta.
The most recent one I haven’t seen yet is the “I quit drinking dumped my gf and start going to the gym” one. But that might be an actual guy spamming his recent story.
Anonymous No.941159274 [Report] >>941159278
>>941159269
You didnt answer my question
Anonymous No.941159275 [Report] >>941159279 >>941159307
>>941159272
iirc correctly it’s a trade deal thing that only Canada can call it “rye whiskey” with an “E.”
America has to call it “whisky.”
Anonymous No.941159276 [Report]
>>941159134 (OP)
so he didnt actually say Im drunk right now
Anonymous No.941159277 [Report]
>>941159139
Anonymous No.941159278 [Report] >>941159281
>>941159274
What do you want to hear, that any amount of alcohol is poison?
No, if you are an average white male between 18 and 45, and without any genetic misfortunes, you are not fucked. Congratulations.
Anonymous No.941159279 [Report]
>>941159275
>not calling it horsie's favourite
Anonymous No.941159280 [Report] >>941159283
>>941159159
Anon, pray the Rosary
https://www.corpus.wa.edu.au/news-blog/2020/5/1/how-to-pray-the-rosary
and drink a litre/liter of water
if you feel the need to drink drink
Anonymous No.941159281 [Report] >>941159284
>>941159278
Ok thank you
Anonymous No.941159282 [Report] >>941159296
My last round was 3 months of a Liter of vodka a day. Held down a job the first month. Then 2 months of that, door dashing food every 2 or 3 days and door dashing alcohol sometimes twice a day. Sometimes I'd just do two pints a day cause I was always hoping to wear off. Spent all my money and not in a very cost effective way. Ended up in a year treatment program. About 18 months off the sauce now. Never again.
Anonymous No.941159283 [Report]
>>941159280
That’s a penis pissing/cumming on a cross
Anonymous No.941159284 [Report] >>941159285 >>941159286
>>941159281
You should watch your blood pressure though (and how different foods influence it) because alcohol, especially before sleep, raises it, which messes whit your kidneys, which messes with your heart (this is how people die from heart attacks, beside being at lol).
Anonymous No.941159285 [Report]
>>941159284
>being at
Being fat. FAT. F A T.
Anonymous No.941159286 [Report] >>941159287 >>941159305
>>941159284
Any way to notice this blood pressure change without measuring it? What are the symptoms. I drink maybe 2 hours before sleep
Anonymous No.941159287 [Report] >>941159288
>>941159286
Just focus your attention on your stomach or side of your neck, if you can feel it (just attention, not touch), it's too high.
Anonymous No.941159288 [Report] >>941159289
>>941159287
Don't notice shit
Anonymous No.941159289 [Report] >>941159291
>>941159288
Do it after u ate.
Anonymous No.941159290 [Report]
>>941159135

Always as been
Anonymous No.941159291 [Report] >>941159297
>>941159289
How about I will actually measure my pressure couple times. If it's close to normal then I guess I'm good? I'm 26, never had a serious health issue all my life.
Anonymous No.941159292 [Report] >>941159293
>>941159267
A big part is genetics. I'm 38. Did lots of drugs and drank waay more heavily than that in my 20s. Then several month long binges in my 30s that ended in hospitalisation. My blood and liver levels are fine. I've always been naturally thin so maybe that has helped...but I think what really gets people is ifthey are able to drink heavy (like 20 drinks plus) for years without stopping or needing detox. The liver is capable of self repair but if you never give it a break. I've met alcoholics who are 40 that look 60. But based what youve said that's nothing bro. You are probably healthier than most normies with that pattern
Anonymous No.941159293 [Report]
>>941159292
Good to hear. Take care
Anonymous No.941159294 [Report] >>941159295
i've had a few
a few small beers
Anonymous No.941159295 [Report]
>>941159294
basadoo
Anonymous No.941159296 [Report]
>>941159282
Based bottom shelf vodka medicinal chugger.
5 years
Anonymous No.941159297 [Report]
>>941159291
Well thats the gold standard.
Also be aware that if u'r tall, like over 6ft or 185cm u should have /60 instead of /80 as ideal. Big horse deserves special care.
Anonymous No.941159298 [Report]
>>941159142
Alcoholism wrecks families
Anonymous No.941159299 [Report]
>>941159142
Dad wtf???
Anonymous No.941159300 [Report]
>>941159222
>cheap bourbon does not exist
drinking vodka is a literal fucking skill issue
Anonymous No.941159301 [Report]
I miss being able to rely on myself. Can't see a way out of it I don't have much family or people in my life.
Anonymous No.941159302 [Report] >>941159303
how do i manage my weight while being druk?
Anonymous No.941159303 [Report]
>>941159302
Just do cardio (run or bike or treadmill etc.)
Upside is that u also get druk on less alcohol.
Anonymous No.941159304 [Report] >>941159306
Biking when drunk is a pain in the ass (ass opposed to biking while stoned which is world class)... but getting drunk after a couple hours of exploring niggerjungle territory, taking pictures and evading crack addicts, in the safety of ur home, that's also tonotdjp tier.

Captcha: NOTDJ
you betcha
Anonymous No.941159305 [Report]
>>941159286
>Any way to notice this blood pressure change without measuring it? What are the symptoms
If you start waking up feeling like there are billions of tiny pikes under your skin trying to come up out of you your blood pressure is high.
I've gotten to the point I can tell if my blood pressure is high just based on feeling, it's subtle but with 20 years of practice you get good at anything.
You're gonna have high BP if you're hungover what you gotta watch out for is having that feeling become your normal and you just get used to it. Then you get on BP meds and realize holy shit, my baseline feels like you just barely avoided a car crash and you're trying to calm yourself down while the adrenaline is still pumping.
Anonymous No.941159306 [Report]
>>941159304
>tonotdjp
Top. Dam kapcha
Anonymous No.941159307 [Report]
>>941159275
Congrats on being aggressively wrong. It's always been whiskey in America
Anonymous No.941159438 [Report] >>941160924 >>941161319
Only took 12 hours you janny faggot. Working hard for those nonexistent wages.
Anonymous No.941160924 [Report]
>>941159438
kek
Anonymous No.941161319 [Report]
>>941159438
They’re the worst.