Thread 941177910

She's studying in the library next to me rn.
Her butt sooo fat, need to know how i can pull that day one and bang her in the bathroom today.

She also has acne and is nerdy but you know how foids are nowadays.

Whats the advice /b/ ?

>>941177910 (OP)
>Whats the advice /b/ ?
post her ass i need to see it to help you

I need advice ASAP /b/ tell how do i clap those nerd asses juggly butt with consant in my uni library ?

>>941177949

Bet

PLS NEEEED TO ACCESS HER CHEEKS TO THE LIBRARY'S BATHROOM TODAY I BEG YOU /B/ MY DICK IS LITTERALLY BULGING VISIBLE SCORCHING VEINY RN

LOL YOU'RE A VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY

You've got all these years behaving like a closet homosexual so what makes you think you're suddenly going to change now?

Go play another video game, little sissy boy

you'll have a penis in your mouth eventually

It's not like you're going to remain a virgin forever

you'll definitely end up with a penis in your mouth probably sooner rather than later

Go play another video game

little sissy boy

I just looked closer she's NOT EVEN WEARING PATNIES OMFG PLS B HELP ME HEEEELPBMEEEEE MY DIICK IS CONCRETE BURSTING

LITTLE SISSY SUPER MARIO AND HIS VIDEO GAME EFFEMININITY

You wouldn't be so effeminate if it wasn't for the video games

YOU MADE A DECISION TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AS A CHILD

AND NOW YOU ARE AN EFFEMINATE ADULT

TOO BAD, SASSY PANTS

>>941178099

You don't go to school.....

You don't have a job.....

You're typing this bullshit from your mother's spare bedroom


YOU ARE A VIDEO GAME HOMOSEXUAL

video games turned you into a homosexual

And now it's chiseled in stone, gay boy

You're not exactly winning the Oscar with your role of "the student"

McDonald's is hiring

>>941178156
No no its real and i need advice guys i desperatly do.

>>941177981
bruh that's hank hill ass she aint thick at all
get that bitch some mcdonalds

>>941178290
Picture quality is bad but is there anyway i could pull that off easily ?

Bump

>>941178111
>>941178111
I tried asking her for sex anon.

I just wanna find a way yo convince her to.

>>941178305
Say
>yo bitch your ass is flat as fuck what do you say we hit up mcdonalds to cultivate some thickness in your behind?

>>941177910 (OP)
Do you have similar tastes and matching personalities? If yes, become close friends with her then ask her for a date. Asking for sex without having a relationship is creepy

>>941178672
Alrighty then, ima have to start slow slow.

I mean you could rape her, maybe she likes it. keep us updated

>>941178791
I told her she had a fat ass, she blushed and said it was a "nono to say" and that it made her confortable, I then apologized. SGe then still thanked me for saying she had such fine bubbly cheeks.

And i got her number.

>>941178838
It made her uncofortable*

Holy esl my bad

Cant believe i made it

>>941178602
Bros is this a sign ?

Bump