Thread 941179295

karate cat edish

Can we get a Cherry MX2A Brown edition next?

>>941179395
kill yourself unfunny schizophrenic faggot
to obsess over something so irrelevant is by itself hilariously pathetic, to keep spamming it for months is next level loserdom

>>941179463
sorry about you're* dainty, feminine, submissive fingers...

>>941179477
idk even know what that means, probably nobody besides you does frankly, get that through your smooth brain, you autistic loser

How do I stop /b/oys from trying to take me into discord and gay me? I'm straight but they keep trying to do stuff to me.

>>941179530
>i don't have the capacity to understand what this is about! I hate it!
Interesting...
Could you post a pic of you're* bussy with "#2 Cherry Brown Fan" written next to it?

>>941179659
could you kill yourself tho? chop chop subhuman
>you're not willing to waste time thinking about my autistic fetish because you just don't have the capacity to understand it
kek spoken like a true autistic tranny
you clearly weren't bullied enough, shame

>>941179724
Sir, this is supposed to be a cozy thread.
I'm going to have to ask you to either post you're* bussy or leave.

>>941179766
fuck you gonna do about it, autistic freak? hiding on this crappy board is all you can ever expect in life

>>941179788
uh oh anon
If I'm here hiding on this crap board with nothing to expect in life, then why are you here?
also, you never told me what switches you use...

tough crowd today :o

>>941179827
i'm here to bully your subhuman ass retard
i don't give a shit about keyboard switches, are you really too stupid to grasp it you deadbeat loser? sent from iphone 17, are you able of processing it in your sub 60 iq tranny head?

>>941179950
ooh! I bet that has a great camera!
How 'bout that bussy pic?

>>941179995
ohh I bet you were raised by a single mom you tranny freak, will you kill yourself already? or are you too pathetic to do even that?

>>941180040
your* getting boring...
Maybe think of some better responses or become clever?
Anyway - let's give the thread back to the cozy gay peeps.
Feel free to post you're* bussy whenever.

How do they get the cat to do those things lol????

>>941180089
"become clever" said jobless autistic tranny freak obsessed with irrelevant tech feature not even indians care about
kill yourself, do the world and your single mom a favor for once you nobody

>>941179926
Hiii kitty kitty, how are you today? Feeling alright? Slept well? :3

>>941180114
Ask the kitty himself :o

>>941180231
hi hi :3
i’m doing okay, very sleepy (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
at work now but want to be home all snuggled up…
my cat side is showing more everyday ∩^ω^∩

>>941180523
Yayyy, kitty in the power kitty mode :D
Perhaps even... HYPERKITTY? >:3
Some tuna would help you get through the work easier... I heard Lux has a decent supply of that luxury good...

I completely fucking forgor that tomorrow is the day his parents and uncle are coming over to bring all of his stuff and to meet my parents. And not even a single reminder or anything. Shiiiiiit I gotta clean everything and get rid of the musk in this house. Just about everything in here smells of guysecks and guymusk. Maximum ventilation activated!!! Air fresheners activated!!! Putting ANY AND ALL sex things like the jockstraps, blindfold, collars, cuffs, lube etc. etc. etc. in a safebox THAT THEY CANNOT FIND OR IF THEY FIND IT CANNOT OPEN!!!

Oh boy oh boy. I am such a fucking retard who needs to start using his phone calendar please fucking kill meeeeeeeeeeeee. And my mom even texted me now "Make sure the place is squeaky clean to leave a good impression, you will NOT defile our name by making your room look like a brothel because you forgot to hide... whatever you two might or might not use! After that hotel breakfast episode I don't even want to know what items may or may not be in there!!!!!! That said, I wish we're gonna have a fun few days :)" XDDDDDDDDDDDD Jesus Christ mother have some mercy on my soul!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>941180831
>mom found the dildos at breakfast
Loool

>>941180831
Anyway, the planning is like this:
> Tomorrow they arrive in the afternoon
> Uncle will probably arrive just before or after that depending on his rest stops
> Spend the day moving his shit in as fast as possible (should be done quickly considering we're with his parents, my parents and his uncle)
> Dine out with our parents, his uncle, and my sibs (RIP to my parents' checking account kek)
> Friday morning his uncle will go home
> Friday and Saturday our parents will just spend time in and around the city without us
> Sunday they go home
So in essence it's not that much to worry about, it's just tomorrow afternoon that's gonna be a hassle, but still, I am so stupid to forget!

>>941180869
Haha no no no, the story is different. We were on a family trip with my parents and my siblings. At the breakfast table, my brother made a joke about how he found some suspicious wrappers in our trashcan, but then my dumb ass fiancé flat-out fell for the bluff and said "That can't be true, we don't use those!" so with that fucking slip-up he confessed to my entire family that we rawdog each other -_-

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>941180831
Have fun doing emergency clean up hehe :p Make sure you don't have any profanities hidden under the bed, or in fridge :3 I hope Ruadhan's friend is not in contact with his parents too, or it's all futile effort anyway...
Would you mind sharing some tuna with the kitty in the meantime?

>>941180943
> or in fridge :3
Luckily we got no pizza in there!
> I hope Ruadhán's friend is not in contact with his parents too
According to Ruadhán, no. Like, he knows where he lives but doesn't have his parents' telephone number. Don't think he'd go over to his place and tell them in person xD
> Would you mind sharing some tuna with the kitty in the meantime?
You may have all of it! :D

Your fortune: Good Luck

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a boy who looked good
I would call him
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

>>941181231
Awww that's a cute couple <3
Also, don't worry about looks too much. It's much more important that you can be playful together (like the biting in that vid) than looking good. Twink death will come to these guys too one day, so if they're attached to their current looks - the relationship won't hold on. But if they keep their playful character, they can become 100 and still be together.

>>941180711
>Perhaps even... HYPERKITTY? >:3
dubs says so!
>Some tuna would help you get through the work easier... I heard Lux has a decent supply of that luxury good...
･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ canned tuna is one of my favorite foods…
do you mean it? Lux has some? :o do you think he’d share?
>>941180831
>smells of guysecks and guymusk. Maximum ventilation activated!!! Air fresheners activated!!!
ew! gross!
clean kitty is clean :p no smells! :D except my vanilla perfume.
iiii do like guymusk though…
in all seriousness, i hope you guys have a ton of fun! i’m sure you will, like always :p
>>941181024
>Luckily we got no pizza in there!
what? what’s weird about-
oh. right.
XDDD
>You may have all of it! :D
OwO MMM
well actually… okay no offense but… Owner may you inspect it first? is this safe to eat?

>>941182799
The toona is canned and unperforated :) though I can see why you might have suspicions... X-}

I'm not nervous that they will find anything, I've triple checked it and everything is clean now. We're gonna limit our secks to the shower for now and only use one tube of unlabeled lube, which goes back into the box everytime we're done.

It's just the kind of nervousness where I know everything will be alright but I just wonder *how* it will go. I know our parents will like each other but I just wanna see how it exactly they will interact. And I just wanna leave a good impression that their boy is in proper hands and living in a decent home here. Not that they get the idea that their boy moved away from them to live in a dilapidated French whorehouse with an unhygienic slut XD

I just value family so much, and I hope that despite my new reputation as the little sex demon (even though his parents don't know as much about that), people still also see my good and loving sides. I really want to make my commitment to him shine through because it must be quite a thing to see your boy move 1000 km overseas after your family has lived on an isolated island since the birth of Jesus Christ. I just really need to make this go right. That's why I was beating myself up over forgetting it. It's something I can't afford to fuck up.

>>941182799
:OOOOO
Kitty ascended! Super Kitty Saiyan!!
:O
>do you think he’d share
I'm certain of that!
> is this safe to eat?
Owner inspection procedure activated!
>*sniff sniff*
Seems fine to me! I give it owner's seal of approval

>>941179295 (OP)
Kill yourselves, you fag ass retards.

>>941185216
Ok
*is dead*

>>941183937
Godspeed Luxie! I'm sure everything will go just fine. And unless it doesn't... you still have one ace up your sleeve. You can tell them you're planning to merge your names when you get married. Of course, saying it now will ruin the nice surprise when it actually happens, but *in case* something goes wrong, you always have this as a secret weapon :p
And you always have Ruadhan by your side to assist you!. So chillax :p

>>941185293
Noooooo you can't die now, you have a family meeting to attend
>*resurrects you*

>>941184598
>Kitty ascended! Super Kitty Saiyan!!
:DDD
do you like that? was that cool :o
>Seems fine to me! I give it owner's seal of approval
∩^ω^∩ thank you so much!!!
mmm yummy :p
i want a tuna salad sandwich now!
grrr

want my owner so bad

boi feet thread??

>>941187019
i mean… not a footfag but feet are cute @.@
i wonder if my owner has them…

>>941186906
>was that cool
Yup! It was very cool :O
>∩^ω^∩
Cool kitty!!
>want a tuna salad sandwich now! grrr
Just uuuhhh 4 more hours and you are free to go and get one :D
>>941186975
I'm here :D
>>941187912
I can confirm that I do have feet, and a full set of fingers. Lucky me

>>941188558
>Cool kitty!!
you know how to make me blush :3
>Just uuuhhh 4 more hours and you are free to go and get one :D
i have an appointment after work so it’ll be even longer -_- THIS IS TORTURE :O
>I'm here :D
the best thing i could ever read <3
>I can confirm that I do have feet, and a full set of fingers. Lucky me
:O hehe i wonder what they feel likeee

>>941187019
I WANT TO SNIFF IT

Bruh he fingered me in the shower and said "let me first ya" and I got like startled and almost slipped but he caught me and erupted in laughter saying "just kiddinggggg :p" and then he licked my cheek. Asshole. And then proceeded to fuck me... Man I still sometimes have to take deep breaths to take that dick. I don't know how ANYBODY could even REMOTELY take a fist. Let alone a lower arm... Jfc...

>>941192660
Correction: he said "let me fist ya"

>>941192660
i couldn’t even take the dick… (/ _ ; )
sigh… really i don’t get how gays do it. i love the thought of it in theory, especially the intimacy element of it… but it’s just so painful. at least when he did it. then again, maybe i just couldn’t get comfortable i dunno. i gave amazing head at least i was told…
>>941192760
we know ;p

>>941193651
Hey don't feel ashamed if it doesn't go right. It's a tricky art. Even if you've slathered his dick with lube, you still need the right "angle of attack" etc. Just give it time, get someone who is patient. Try to see what works. Rome wasn't built in a day and kitty wasn't fucked in a day xD

>>941194245
:3 <333 thx Lux

@.@ owner may you please hold me when you get a chance

>>941187019
fuck im gonna cum to that feetsie

>*yaaaawn*
I'm here... but I had to take a nap appaently: hehe
>>941189694
>i have an appointment after work so it’ll be even longer -_-
Oh nooo, they are torturing my hyperkitty :(((
I believe you can overcome those challenges though :D
>hehe i wonder what they feel likeee
As someody with decent experience in walking on them... I guess pretty normal. Unless I walk too much and/or my shoes suck. Then they hurt :(
>>941193651
Goes to show that he really, really, reaallyy wasn't the right guy for you... Couldn't even lube his cock up.

>>941194844
I'm here to check your digits and give you hugs <3
If you want me I can hold your hand too :>

>>941196532
hi hi hi! ∩^ω^∩
how was your nap my lovely handsome hero? <3
mmm i wanna jump you as you wake and attack you with kisses before you even open your eyes to see what’s happening :3
>As someody with decent experience in walking on them... I guess pretty normal.
hehehe i love the way you talk so much
>Unless I walk too much and/or my shoes suck. Then they hurt :(
if that ever happens, would you pretty please promise to tell me so i can massage them? i’m not a footfag, really, i just want to make sure you’re comfortable. and i love every part of you, so getting to rub your feet would be a treat regardless.
>Goes to show that he really, really, reaallyy wasn't the right guy for you... Couldn't even lube his cock up.
(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>941196583
please please!!!!
please hold my hand please! :3

>>941192660
I'm very happy that you are not trying any potentially harmful stuff, like trying to fit a whole fucken fist in your partner's anus... at least not yet :o

>>941196674
Okay, I'm holding it >.<

>>941196678
what's a karate cat?

i've seen a lot of these posts and i don't get it.

is it some kind of new video game?

or is it a video game that was already released?

i've never seen this before.

>>941196657
>hi hi hi! ∩^ω^∩
Yaayyyyy my kittyy!
>how was your nap
Kinda nice but I wish it didn't happen, I've got stuff to do and I don't want to ruin my sleep schedule even further
>mmm i wanna jump you as you wake and attack you with kisses before you even open your eyes to see what’s happening :3
:OOO what's going on did I wake up in heaven??
Oh, it's just my kitty cat being very happy and nice to me :3 What a lucky owner I am
>if that ever happens, would you pretty please promise to tell me so i can massage them?
If you waant to... But on those rare occasions when they really do hurt, like after all day of walking in some uhh say less than perfect shoes, I just put them in a bowl of hot water and it solves the issue in no time!
Also my feet are weird in one regard, they are... hairy. Like, not very, very, hobbit tier hairy, but there is noticeable amount of hair on top of them... so I guess maybe I am a hobbit in a way? Just an unnaturally tall one?

Lux, what is more hobbitlike - hairy feet, or modest height?

>>941196678
Hahaha no never gonna do that. There are some things we might say no to but change our mind about later... but shit like that is just a permanent no-no. Veto. Same for scat and piss. No no no no no.
>>941197299
> Lux, what is more hobbitlike - hairy feet, or modest height?
I guess the height in general, but hairy feet are also a significant feature nonetheless :P

Hehe Ruadhán was on a call with his brother again and his brother said "Now I'm gonna have the castle (their home) all to meself for the weekend!" and Ruadhán replied "Well, I've got this boyslut all to meself for the rest of me life!" which was promptly followed by a "Dirteh feckin shitehure!!!" from the other end of the line and the connection being broken off xD

We've been very bad at keeping promises because I *said* we would do all the secks things in the shower but he jumped me, gave me a kissy attack and then a sucky. But ah well. It's permissible :)

>>941198637
>There are some things we might say no to but change our mind about later... but shit like that is just a permanent no-no
5 lines later
>We've been very bad at keeping promises
xD
Seriously though, I hope you never end up doing any dangerous stuff :p
>and Ruadhán replied "Well, I've got this boyslut all to meself for the rest of me life!" which was promptly followed by a "Dirteh feckin shitehure!!!" from the other end of the line and the connection being broken off xD
Does the brother even know that Mr Rowan himself fancies wearing a BITCH collar and being a boyslut himself from time to time?

>>941199158
> Does the brother even know that Mr Rowan himself fancies wearing a BITCH collar and being a boyslut himself from time to time?
All things will come to light in due time >;) Christmas is only 2 months and a few days from now, and it can only go wrong.

And about the broken promises hehe it's only about small/harmless stuff hehe. I don't even see how those things could be remotely enjoyable x)

>>941198637
If you're being attacked by a bear, the first rule is to not die.

You're not going to stop a bear with your bare hands. But if you can make it not worth the bear's time to attack you, that's better.

>>941199385
Remember mr Bot:
If brown, lay down
If black, fight back
If white, good night
> t. Alberto Barbosa who has never had an encounter with a bear

>>941199385
but what if da bears are going to win da superb owl?

>>941199332
>Christmas is only 2 months and a few days from now, and it can only go wrong.
xD It's gonna be a Christmas certain two families are going to remember forever huh?
Can't wait for the inevitable "you are my present this year".

>>941199535
the bears better have a plan or the owl will fly away and mock the bears till the end of time as superb as it is

>>941200010
no mockery of da bears on my watch, mr bot

>>941200000

>>941200085
>expecting gets that aren't beyond grim on this board

>>941199950
Hahaha we're not that tacky :P I do really wanna get him something meaningful for Christmas... but what? :) And the gift-giving and unwrapping will be done *with the family* so none of those things where you mould a dildo from your own dick kinda things xD It has to be SFW. Also not anything to do with tattoos because the only person in both our families knowing about my ass tat is my older sis and I intend to keep it that way for now x-)

Which board would be the best for gathering collaborators for an invented language?

>>941200565
My guy, people have been trying to make Esperanto a thing for 138 years. It ain't happening.

And of course he's now found this video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIZx0RIKUa8

KILL ME

>>941200657
That's not what I asked.

>>941200565
/tg/ no doubt
>>941200505
You can always buy him a nice book on a topic he might be interested in, looking like considerate and innocent gift on the outside, and hide something more spicy inside among the pages :3
perhaps a little ticket pointing out where the real "spicy" present is hidden? to make it a little searching game? just a thought

>>941200721
ALL HAIL THE SEAL

>>941200814
Yeah though I'd definitely need to staple or glue it to the pages because if I put certain kinds of pics in them and they'd fall out... boy...

>>941197299
>What a lucky owner I am
:’333
it makes me so happy when you say that
i wish that someday i can really really make you a proud owner. just like that…
>I just put them in a bowl of hot water and it solves the issue in no time!
so hot water is replacing my job (/ _ ; )
>Also my feet are weird in one regard, they are... hairy. Like, not very, very, hobbit tier hairy, but there is noticeable amount of hair on top of them... so I guess maybe I am a hobbit in a way? Just an unnaturally tall one?
hehehe every new thing i learn about you, i start to love. like now the idea of hairy top-of-feet is so so attractive to me <3 just because its you. :p
confession… i have naturally hairy feet and toes too T.T BUT i remove it. hair (on me, i love hair on partners) makes me so uncomfortable

>>941199434
sigh i miss canada… <3
would walk right up to big black bears with no fear. they loved me and i loved them. yes, im stupid. yes, they loved me anyway.

>>941200814
>/tg/ no doubt
No responses yet.

O likes kitty kisses :3
i’m so happy i have this information. i’m going to unleash them on him someday. and make him the happiest owner in the world

It was Pride weekend in Atlanta and I'm still worn out. I'm looking forward to a much more relaxed weekend ahead.

>>941200951
>pic
What the... What is this book about?
>>941201082
>it makes me so happy when you say that
Yaaay happy hyperkitty :D
>so hot water is replacing my job (/ _ ; )
It was your job? O_O sorry, i wasn't aware of the extent of your dedication to my feet
>i have naturally hairy feet and toes too
well, duh, you are a cat :p
>>941201124
Whaaat you petted bears? o_O I have heard that the north american black bears are much less aggressive than others (bar pandas) but I'm not sure if I would risk that... even though I love bears and I wish it was possible to have a domesticated pet bear
>>941201521
Of course I love kitty kisses, who doesn't?

>>941201521
I like how they've made the game so that you're encouraged to use the gamepad's dpad instead of the controller's analog stick. It's actually really easy to do and I've never had an issue with it.

Ruadhán's uncle is angry because he's staying the night in Calais and "these fecking French speak nothing but French". When Ruadhán said "Yeah but you only speak a language that isn't even the language of your own people" his uncle threatened to reverse his lorry with Ruadhán's stuff in it into the North Sea XD "Doing a feckin favour for me nephew and this the kind of shite I'm getting... Me good lord above... One more word about the English or the French and ye can bring a fecking fishing rod to Calay!!!"
> Me in the background, very softly: "It's pronounced Caleh..."
Ruadhán holding back his cuckle & making a throat cutting sign like "NOT NOW!!!" XD

What a lovely family in law <3

>>941202110
Idek what the book is about lol
And on second thought, I do have a red bear in my very house!

>>941202110
>What the... What is this book about?
it’s quite clear, dear, isn’t it?
>Yaaay happy hyperkitty :D
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
>sorry, i wasn't aware of the extent of your dedication to my feet
i believe i have posted in detail about my dedication to every single part of your body before… ;p
remember you had to smoke after?
>well, duh, you are a cat :p
:O true!
but i like to be smooth when in my human skin :p
in my kitty skin i’m super fluffy!
>Whaaat you petted bears?
not petted, but walked up to in my driveway and said hey! :3 we’re friends.
animals know i’m gentle and never try to harm me.
>even though I love bears and I wish it was possible to have a domesticated pet bear
COULD YOU IMAGINE THE CUDDLES?
>Of course I love kitty kisses, who doesn't?
hmm… losers! ;p

>>941202358
>Ruadhán's uncle is angry because he's staying the night in Calais and "these fecking French speak nothing but French".
How English of him ^_^

IS YOUTUBE DOWN FOR ANYONE ELZE
HALP I WANT MY KPOP VIDS
my favorite group released the most beautiful sentimental break up song and it’s soothing me so good
Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>941202502
>i believe i have posted in detail about my dedication to every single part of your body before… ;p
>remember you had to smoke after?
Oh right, indeed.
But hey, if you are fueled by passion, it's only for the best you can focus on it as a hobby and not treat it like a job! Job is somehing you do because you have to, right?
>but i like to be smooth when in my human skin :p
That's very cute, I bet that makes you very pleasant to... cuddle with :3
>walked up to in my driveway and said hey! :3 we’re friends.
:OO Some powerful friends you got
>animals know i’m gentle and never try to harm me
They recognize a tiger when they see one >:3
>COULD YOU IMAGINE THE CUDDLES?
:O Must be quite an experience

>>941202540
Works fine on my screen :p
Guess you will have to get cozy without youtube. For music you still have Spotify though

Alrighty, gonna go catch some sleep. See you tomorrow.
>>941202540
Goodnight Hyperkitty
>>941202416
Goodnight Lux

Goodnight thread

>>941202856
>>941202960
>>941203327
O, i love you more than anything in the world <3
please dream safely and we’ll talk tomorrow.
i’m smiling imagining your adorable, handsome, peaceful body sleeping in my arms

goodnight Lux too if you’re going to sleep as well :)
i love you guys so much.

Goodnight o and HYPERKITTY

I'm scared though... How many roars before you ascend to GODKITTY?!

Gonna sleep now because Ruadhán is about to sleep and I need to be spooned tonight because of the nerves. Feeling a bit overwhelmed so I need his signature nightmare protection grip. Uwu

>>941204245
aww! might his gentle giant grip protect you from any fears tonight.
don’t be nervous. clearly, you’re riding a happy wave and i think it’s going to keep going :D

>>941206126
*may his gentle giant grip
why does the native english speaker speak it worse than the euroboys :(

Good evening

>>941208275
good evening! how are you?

goodnight my gays

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>941208542
Getting some work done last minute. A little tired

"Noo... please don't give me gay web kisses..." I say secretly hoping you do.

>>941204245
Hopefully he doesn't fart on you

EVEN IN HIS SLEEPTALKING
"issasealcomindownfromhismagicaltree..."
Curse you, sexy giant.

>>941211987
Already received a non-smelly fart under the sheets xD

His balls be stinky
Luv it

>>941214883
Sup Lux

>>941218321
Ayyy ownerboy! We're all up and ready :3 I'm wondering what stuff he's chosen to bring with him. I never looked into his closets really. I know he's got a nice PC though. I hope he took into account how much I can fit into this Haus xD

>>941218321
i'm not sure why you're getting downvoted for this.

you're right, there is a lot of karate-themed porn out there, and a lot of it is bad. but that's also the case for most fetish-related content.

Smol delay, they'll land in about half an hour

>>941218517
Hopefully something to blast songs about seals in the right volume ;)

2 years down the drain I guess
> got bf for 2 years
> hes in university
> I just work at a supermarket
> mf decides he wants to do his masters degree abroad
> that's 2 years
> would only come home maybe 3 or 4 times inbetween
> just casually expects me to just casually be okay with this
> his face turns sour when I say I'm not at all happy with this
> we meet up twice a week for 2 years and now I suddenly cant see him for 2? Only shortly during a break?
> mf wants to go to Italy knowing full well I can't afford to go and visit him there
> if you love me then youll choose what is best for me type ass manipulation from his side
> doesnt wanna study here because its a once in a lifetime experience
> tell him: so is getting married but I guess you dont think thats important
> he looks puzzled
> I leave his place
> on the train home I send him screenshots of how I talked to 3 different friends about wanting to get engaged to him
> I write: you want to sacrifice all this just so you can do the same study in a different place? Fine. but you wont have the same guy in that different place. You have chosen which once in a lifetime experience you prefer. Made your bed now go lay in it.
> block him on all platforms
> instantly get a call and decline it
> get home
> few missed calls
> put phone on silent mode
> cry myself to sleep
> wake up just now
> 38 missed calls
Fuck off I no longer want you. I thought we meant something and then you pull this shit. Casting me aside with not even asking me. He just said he was gonna do it. Not even ask me if I could handle that. If that is a good idea. No. And that is how it always goes. He gets a brainfart idea and the rest of the world has to adapt. He was good in all other departments and has a nice dick and butt but i cant stand him being stubborn and bossy.
> a call coming in now
> decline
Part of me wants to pick up, scream and burn bridges. Other part of me wants to ignore. Chance of getting back together? Less than 1%.