Thread 941189067

I wish I were a cute girl.

>>941189067 (OP)
.... And your mother wishes you would get the fuck out of her life because you're not her responsibility anymore

nobody cares what you wish

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, YOU LAZY SACK OF GARBAGE

>>941189067 (OP)
We're still waiting on bussy with "#2 Cherry Brown Fan" written on it....

>>941189170
Calm down, lolvis.

It's me

>>941189171
I can't

>>941189204
you can't write??

>>941189365
I can, but I won't write on my ass and post pics.

>>941189467
why not? its* just you're* butt...

>>941189581
Why don't u do it with your butt then? And post it for all of us to see? It'd be fun. I might even fap to it.

>>941189692
I have a strong, masculine butt... It won't be the same.
I'd have to shave it first...

>>941189776
>I have a strong, masculine butt... It won't be the same.

Now you know why I won't post mine.

>>941189918
It... Cannot be...
If you aren't a femboy... Then your* just a boy!
In that case, could you write "Suck it Cherry Browns" next to you're* penor?

Webslut posting

>>941190044
>Then your* just a boy!

I'm not just a "boy". I'm a man.

>In that case, could you write "Suck it Cherry Browns" next to you're* penor?

No.

>>941190073
Who?

>>941190151
No bussy?
No penor?
My balls are as blue as Cherry Blues... But not quite as clicky.

>>941190239
>My balls are as blue as Cherry Blues...

We should work on that.
*Wink*

>>941190583
uhh...
umm...
what color should they be, then?..

>>941190928
Pink and plumpy

Everybody does. The male form is comparatively hideous; purely utilitarian and "good enough" compared to the utter cosmic beauty of the female. The high bred human female is literally the most beautiful thing ever created in the universe.

As a male it hurts my pride, but the female is the root any species, and we're just overly aggressive genetic flotsam battling for crotch rights. Men serve women inherently and obediently despite so much machismo and rhetoric. I hate it. I hate how spoiled and beautiful women are, but I want to serve and spoil them at a genetic level.

>>941191212
like a blob fish?

>>941192128
I bet your balls are nice.

Blob fish... Not really.

>>941192187
well... not to brag... but my grandma says I have handsome balls ;)
How can we get my balls to be pink and plumpy?

>>941192344
Let me suckle on them

>>941192385
But that would just make them more blue I think!

>>941192491
Let me drain them

>>941192536
But you don't have a bussy OR a penor...
What do I do?

>>941192706
I do have a penor, anon.

>What do I do?

Just relax while I suckle on your penor.

Anyway, I won't bother you anymore with my larping needs. Feel free to leave and make your memes.

>>941192849
You like sucking on penors?
Do you like them as much as I HATE Browns?

>>941193014
>Do you like them as much as I HATE Browns?

Yea

>>941193070
Have you had any before?
What did it taste like?
Did he make you melt in his strong arms?

>>941193206
>Have you had any before?
>What did it taste like?

No, unfortunately not... I'm still a virgin.
I don't care that much about the taste. I guess the precum can be tasty tho

>Did he make you melt in his strong arms?

I hope that happens.

Same..

>>941193303
You must be shy.
What's your type?
I've never been with a guy before. I could have been, but I chickened out (for better or worse).
I'm 6 foot 1, 225lbs, about 18% bf
I'm about to go to they gym in 20 minutes, so we may have to continue this later...

>>941193435
>What's your type?

I don't have a "type". Didn't see a man like that yet. He just needs to be cool and like me back, that's all.

>I'm about to go to they gym in 20 minutes

Don't let me keep you. See ya, anon.

>>941193352
wwyd looking like her?

>>941194587
Flirt with all the hot guys and have some friendzoned to get free meals

>>941193303
these pics are cute but highly sus OP won't timestamp one

>>941195533
Are you retarded?